After a while, there was a sizzling sound coming from the barbecue pot in front of them, and a scent of aroma penetrated their noses. The two of them lowered their heads in tacit understanding, turned over, and sprinkled the ingredients on it.
Soon, you will be able to eat it. But Yang Mo's mind has already drifted far away.
He originally had no interest in Jessica, but they slapped the room card on the table. If he didn't take any action, wouldn't he be embarrassing to the more than three billion male compatriots in the world? At this time, he must show his manliness and say, "Yes."
Although this statement is a bit crude, it is indeed a wise saying. People can't suppress the primitive instincts in their bodies, right? Confucius said that food and sex are the same, and this is not a shameful thing, as long as both parties are willing
Just fine.
Yang Mo's thoughts drifted far away, but Jessica ate with gusto.
He didn't know how long it took, but Yang Mo thought it was quite long anyway. The two finally finished eating the barbecue, and with the warm farewell from the clerk, they left the store and got in the car.
After getting in the car, Yang Mo felt some inexplicable heat on his body, especially in his chest, so he quickly turned on the air conditioner. After turning on the air conditioner, the heat problem was solved, but the dryness problem became more and more serious. He only felt that his throat
My eyes are dry, my tongue is craving for water, and my body is craving for water.
You know I can't stand temptation, so don't tease me!
Yang Mo thought secretly in his heart, he was driving too slowly. Didn't he say that the distance was only three blocks? Why hasn't it taken so long?
Yang Mo waited impatiently to arrive at the hotel.
After about five or six torturous minutes, Yang Mo finally saw the Hilton Hotel sign. But just when he thought victory was in sight, Jessica's cell phone rang. Jessica took a look and quickly pressed the answer button.
: "Hey, yes, okay, okay, I'll be right back."
After hearing Jessica's words, before she hung up the phone, Yang Mo's heart went cold, and the original dryness of his mouth was quickly relieved.
Sure enough, after Jessica hung up the phone, she said to Yang Mo with an apologetic look: "Oppa, I'm sorry, I have to go back. I don't know who complained about me. I must report back to the hotel immediately."
"Complain?" Yang Mo asked in confusion.
"Our company has very strict management. Since that incident, we are not allowed to stay out overnight." Jessica said a little aggrievedly.
"But aren't we a couple that everyone knows?"
"It still doesn't work." Jessica shook her head helplessly. When she drove the car to the hotel entrance, she leaned over and kissed Yang Mo, and whispered: "Oppa, we will hold a small concert in Los Angeles next month.
will you come?"
Yang Mo nodded eccentrically at Jessica's gentle voice: "Yes."
At this moment, he doesn't know what his schedule is.
"Then...at that time we...must have a good date, a candlelight dinner, a romantic starry sky, we all have it." Jessica said cryptically.
"Okay." Yang Mo nodded. Although he was very reluctant to let go, he couldn't force a relationship, right? Any act of forcing a relationship against a woman's will is called rape, even if the other party is a call girl.
With that said, Yang Mo opened the car door. Jessica quickly handed the room card to Yang Mo.
Yang Mo took the room card, feeling extremely bitter.
He guessed the beginning of the story, but not the ending. Now...he could only go up and hug the pillow and endure the night of burning desire alone.
"Bye!" Jessica rolled down the window and waved to Yang Mo, then drove away slowly.
Yang Mo also waved to her and thought to himself, if he had known this outcome, it would be better to stay in the team hotel and have a teammate to chat with. What now?
“What-a-**ing-day!”
Yang Mo waved his arm, complained, took the room card and walked into the elevator. As soon as he found the room and entered, he was enveloped in pink ambient lighting. Before Yang Mo could be surprised, he heard very soft piano music.
.
I turned on the light and walked in. I saw a heart-shaped pattern made of rose petals on the bed. When I ran to the bathroom, I found that there was water in the bathtub and a layer of rose petals sprinkled on top.
After reading these things, Yang Mo felt even more miserable. Is there anything more fucked up than this? Everything is ready, but what's the result?
Yang Mo fell on the bed in great frustration, trying to fall asleep, but the scent of rose petals always stimulated him hard when he was about to fall asleep, causing him to wake up instantly. He tossed and turned, feeling very hot in his heart.
, there was even a moment when he wanted to call a call girl to come over and accompany him to make love vigorously. But in the end he held back, those goods were fucked by countless people, and no one knew whether the last prostitute was a prostitute.
The uncle who cooks beef is an old pensioner. In this regard, Yang Mo still has some mysophobia.
In order to suppress the heat in his heart, Yang Mo had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and look through the team's tactics, while looking for a position for himself. Although this team does not have a serious center, there are really no good players.
Shao, Haslem, Shawn Marion and Beasley are all such players, which means that these four people are actually the most intense competition.
Among these four people, Yang Mo has no advantage in terms of height or experience. But his prospects are not pessimistic, because he is the only true insider among them, the only one who can grab rebounds and block positions.
Even if he is the shortest inside player, he also has a beautiful three-point shot. This is enough for him to gain a foothold in the team!
However, what Yang Mo hopes is not to gain a foothold in the team. He wants more, such as becoming the second-in-command of the Heat.
The person standing in front of him was Shawn Marion, who was almost beaten to death by him when they first met. This guy now has the highest annual salary in the Heat. Although he is not a good person, his skills are pretty good.
If Yang Mo wants to defeat him and rise to the top, he must work extra hard to quickly increase his strength. The most important thing to achieve this is...find a virgin.
It went around and around, and then it came back to the woman.
This reminded Yang Mo of his current situation, and he suddenly became anxious again.
So, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep well all night.
The next day, Yang Mo went to meet the team with a pair of panda eyes. All the teammates understood and teased Yang Mo one by one: "Yang, you can't make love for food. Look at what you've done."
, can that long-legged girl bear it?"
"Yang, how many shots did you have last night?" Compared to Haslem's teasing, Beasley's crazy question was more direct.
"Yang, do you want to buy something to replenish your kidneys now? Young man, you need to be moderate!" Magloire, the most loyal man, even started teasing Yang Mo.
Yang Mo was ridiculed by his teammates, but he still couldn't tell them that he survived last night alone. He was really called a "dumb swallowing coptis, unable to tell the story of his sufferings."
Just when everyone was laughing, a cold sarcastic voice popped out from the corner: "Asian things are too small. I guess they didn't even get into the hole after struggling all night last night!"
Yang Mo looked around and saw Marion leaning on the threshold with a look of disdain on his face.
When Yang Mo saw Marion, his eyes widened quickly and he locked eyes on him fiercely. Then he rushed over without saying a word. Before Marion could react, Yang Mo grabbed him by the collar.
He was pinned to the ground like a child. He couldn't move at all. He could only shout: "Kill people, Chinamen kill people!"
"Damn it, I want to see how big your cock is!" Yang Mo yelled angrily and pulled off his pants. The inner and outer pants were pulled down to his heels. Marion hurriedly tried to pull them off.
But Yang Mo didn't give him this chance. He stepped on the edge of his pants with his feet, clasped his hands with his backhand, and lifted him up again like a dead dog.
After Marion was lifted up, his hands were locked behind his back. At that moment, there was nothing in front of his crotch, and his teammates could see everything at a glance.
After reading it, everyone covered their mouths and snickered.
It's too small, almost the size of a little finger.
After making sure that everyone had seen it, Yang Mo threw Marion to the ground and said with a smile: "Now you know what it means to show off something the more you lack it, right?"
No one said anything for fear of offending others, but they were all laughing in their hearts.
"I'm going to sue you, I'm going to sue you to death." Marion put on his pants angrily and said angrily.
"You go and sue me. Are you suing me for dragging your pants, or are you suing me for letting everyone see your penis?" Yang Mo shrugged his shoulders and said disdainfully: "But before you sue, I want to remind you, yes
First you are racist. Secondly, I was joking from beginning to end, including taking off your pants."
"You..." Marion waved his hand fiercely, turned around quickly and ran back to the room.
At this time, he has lost all face, and it is difficult to stand up in front of his Heat teammates. Man, apart from the muscles, the thing that shows his strength is the dick. Originally, he was thin and didn't have any muscles, but now he is a weak old man.
Er Ye was looked down upon by his teammates, so what else could he do to show his prowess, and how could he hold his head high?
So, as the saying goes, if you don’t die, you won’t die!
If he didn't laugh at Yang Mo, why would Yang Mo take off his pants?
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[The first update is delivered. Today is Tuesday, the third update. PS, the update schedule is 1357, 5th update, 2463 update. The reason for the late update today is because my grandpa has his 80th birthday and has been busy all day. PS2
,Thanks to "Bridal Room@Undefeated" for the 100 starting coins.]
