Chapter 76: A Passionate Emperor Is Worse Than a Dog
Chapter 76: I’ll make you a king. A has-been emperor is no better than a dog [please recommend and vote monthly]
Li Yuan's eyes shone and he said in surprise: "Please give me some advice from the Heavenly Master."
Su Chen thought for a while and said: "Your Majesty, you are now living in Tai'an Palace, with beautiful women by your side, fine wine in your throat, carefree, good doctors even when you are sick, and I heard that you have many children.
A blessed body should be in good health."
Li Yuan also nodded heavily.
He frowned and said, "I feel the same way. After all, when I was young, I could tear apart tigers and leopards. Even when I am old, I can still split open city gates with my bare hands and drag down nine cows and two tigers."
Bang bang bang!
He patted his chest, but at this time he coughed twice and said: "But now my body is getting worse day by day, and I am not able to do what I want."
When he said this, Li Yuan's eyes dimmed a bit and he said: "I have also seen the imperial doctor, but I still can't see any symptoms."
He suddenly started to curse loudly, "It must be the unfilial son of the second brother who secretly sent someone to poison me, which is why my health is getting worse day by day. If I die, he will feel at ease."
Su Chen didn't dare to accept these words.
Although from the scenes he saw, Li Shimin did not send anyone to poison him, but he did not have good intentions.
Although Li Shimin was a good emperor, he was definitely not a filial son.
Su Chen said: "Your Majesty, has my disciple Sun Simiao seen a doctor for you?"
Li Yuan nodded and said: "As I saw, I was prescribed some medicine to recuperate my body before, but it was of no use at all."
Su Chen said: "That's right, because you are not poisoned at all."
"If you are poisoned, with my disciple's medical skills, I can definitely find it out and solve it for you. Since you can't tell, it's not poisoning."
Li Yuan was stunned.
If you think about it carefully, it seems to be the same truth.
Li Yuan wondered: "Since I'm not poisoned, I can tear apart the bodies of tigers and leopards, so how could I suddenly be so weak?!"
Su Chen said: "Your Majesty, your current health deficit is actually due to many reasons. One of them is your excessive drinking and sex. The so-called drinking, sex and wealth are the most harmful to people. You have them all, and you are excessive."
Li Yuan was full of disbelief and said: "Isn't it possible? When I was young, I could have eighteen people at a time. And I had always played every night without any problems. Why did it suddenly stop?!
"
Then he added: "It's not that I don't believe you, but that I still have a certain understanding of my body."
Su Chen chuckled and said: "Your Majesty, you also said that that was before. Moreover, diseases come like a mountain. Before you are sick, your body is as strong as an ox. You will get sick in an instant. This is common sense!"
Li Yuan was silent, and gradually accepted this fact that was unacceptable to him.
Su Chen added: "Your Majesty, Qin Qiong can kick both sides of the Yellow River, capture dragons and tigers, and fly a giant cauldron with a snap of his fingers. However, doesn't his body just say it can't do it?"
Li Yuan's eyes brightened, then dimmed again.
Exactly so.
"It is said that Qin Qiong asked the Heavenly Master to read a lot and was able to get rid of the chronic illness in his body by borrowing the power of Heaven from the Heavenly Master. Heavenly Master, can you lend me the power of Heaven and eliminate the heavy pain in my body?!"
Li Yuan looked expectant.
However.
Su Chen shook his head directly and said: "Your Majesty, forgive me. Everyone has his own opportunities and different solutions."
Li Yuan quickly said: "Please ask the Heavenly Master to solve it for me, and I will make you a king."
Su Chen rolled his eyes secretly, "You are like this. It takes all the effort to become a county magistrate, but you still want to be a king."
but.
You still have to show respect on the surface.
He smiled and said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, Pindao is here to resolve the issue for you."
Then he said: "In addition to being depleted by wine, sex and wealth, Your Majesty also suffered from old problems when he was young. This time, the physical depletion suddenly broke out."
Li Yuan was stunned for a moment, with a thoughtful look on his face, "I don't remember being injured when I was young."
Su Chen reminded: "Your Majesty, in the Sui Dynasty Palace, you were injured by Yuwen Chengdu."
hiss!
Li Yuan suddenly recalled that he was almost beaten to death by Yu Wen Chengdu in order to compete with Yu Wenhua and his father and son for the chance to go to war.
Fortunately, his youngest son Li Yuanba arrived and saved his life.
He also gave Yuwen Chengdu a good beating, which gave him opportunities for the Li family and achieved many meritorious deeds.
Li Yuan suddenly woke up, "How did the Heavenly Master know about this?!"
This matter has been going on for a long time, and most of the people who knew about it at the beginning were all old officials of the Sui Dynasty, and all of them were dead.
Only the members of Lao Li's family are left.
Su Chen chuckled: "It's all signed."
Li Yuan immediately admired and trusted Su Chen even more, and he also bowed his hand, "The Heavenly Master's power is really boundless, I admire him very much."
As the Supreme Emperor, when he saw the emperor, he would always kneel down to him, but now he was surrendered to Su Chen.
This is unique in the Tang Dynasty!
Su Chen didn't care about the false courtesy and said: "Your Majesty, old injuries and drunkenness are the reasons for your physical explosion, but what really makes your medicine ineffective and even my apprentice cannot cure it is the evil spirit at work!"
Evil spirits at work?!
Li Yuan was suddenly shocked.
Then he got angry and said, "Who the hell dares to kill me in the palace?!"
He did not doubt Su Chen's words. When he was young and fighting, he once led troops to capture the mountain spirit tree monster, so he was well-informed.
In fact, it was not an evil spirit that attacked Li Yuan. After all, no monster was so bold as to attack the Human Emperor!
Although this Human Emperor has retired, there is no monster who dares not to regard the retired Human Emperor as a cadre!
It was purely because Li Shimin was afraid that Li Yuan would live too long that when he built Tai'an Palace earlier, he invited monks and Taoists to do the work, which turned Tai'an Palace into an ominous place.
Permanently affecting longevity and body, this is the fundamental reason why medicine and stone have no effect!
but.
It was impossible for Su Chen to reveal Li Shimin's little plan, otherwise he would not be able to escape the charge of alienating the Tian family.
Secondly, Li Yuan does not have enough ability and strength to protect him. There is no need to offend Li Shimin to death for Li Yuan!
I had no choice but to give excuses to demons.
Su Chen said: "Your Majesty, some evil spirits are invisible and audacious. They interfere with them and make it difficult for people to guard against them."
Li Yuan was a little worried and said: "What should we do?!"
Su Chen said: "Just kill the demons and eliminate them."
Li Yuan immediately stood up, bowed and saluted, and said: "I would like to ask the Heavenly Master to come down from the mountain and kill the demons for me. I would be very grateful."
Su Chen shook his head and said: "Your Majesty has forgotten that I have been a poor man for three years. It has only been half a year and I still can't go down the mountain."
Li Yuan immediately became anxious, "Does the Heavenly Master want to see me being tricked to death by monsters?!"
Su Chen said: "Your Majesty, don't worry. Pindao can't go down the mountain, but Pindao's two apprentices can go down the mountain."
Li Yuan was puzzled for a while, "Doctor Sun and Master Yan? One of them treats illnesses and saves people, the other paints with brushes, but they can also catch ghosts and eliminate demons?!"
After Li Yuan doubted the business abilities of Sun Simiao and Yan Liben, he felt something was wrong.
He quickly apologized and said: "I'm not questioning their ability. After all, they are disciples of the Heavenly Master. It's just that they have never been known to catch ghosts before, how can they get rid of evil spirits?!"
Su Chen said: "Your Majesty, there is no need to worry. Anyway, I will definitely be able to get rid of the evil spirits for you."
He was not polite in what he said, but it was not because he blamed Li Yuan for questioning the two apprentices' professional abilities.
But he felt that there was no need to be polite when facing a has-been emperor, otherwise everything would have to be explained.
It's too much trouble.
You're welcome, and you can ask Li Yuan to obey the instructions honestly, saving him a lot of trouble.
As expected.
Li Yuan did not dare to show the slightest doubt anymore, and nodded quickly: "I understand, the master's disciple will definitely be good, but my previous knowledge was shallow."
At this time, Li Yuan felt helpless. The emperor who had passed away was worse than a dog.
There is nothing he can do if he asks for help from others.
In fact, let alone him being a has-been emperor, even when Li Shimin came, he was always polite when asking for help.
Don’t you see, when the locusts are raging, the emperor kneels down, a natural disaster turns into a godsend?!
Li Yuandao: "After solving the evil spirits, I can return to my original state?!"
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