Chapter 166 What a bitch! Hearing what he said, Jiang Han, who was pretending to be stupid, felt a little uncomfortable. He thought to himself, damn fox, when did I call you daddy? You are so good at taking advantage of me.
Is it cheaper?
Due to the special situation at this time, he held back his breath and stopped arguing with him for the time being. He continued to pretend to be a fool, and kept rubbing his body against Xia Cao's body. He shouted more frequently, "Mom."
...Mom...hug, hug...uh-huh, in addition to wanting you to hug me, I also want you to kiss me..."
He was rubbing so hard that Xia Cao was really afraid that he would make him angry, so he quickly said anxiously and worriedly: "Han, can you please stop rubbing your forehead? Sit down quickly and let me wipe your forehead.
Bandage the wound."
"Mom, I want you to hug me, I want you to kiss me..." Jiang Han pretended to be stupid and very intolerant. He hugged Xia Cao's lower back tightly with one hand, while the other hand was restless and quickly reached out to her.
On her chest, he skillfully unbuttoned her clothes, and said impatiently: "Mom, I'm hungry, I want to feed, I want to feed...Mom, feed me..."
"..." Xia Cao was dumbfounded, his eyes wide open, his face full of disbelief... Uh, Han, are you really dumb after you broke your head?
Ouyang Nuo and Mo Mi were nearby. Seeing Jiang Han's move, they were angry, anxious and angry, especially Mo Mi.
"Uh, Han, you've gone too far with your 'stupid'." Mo Mi rushed over and grabbed Jiang Han's hand that was about to do something wrong, while gritting his teeth and saying something meaningful, the word 'stupid' was particularly important.
It’s interesting. “You have to be measured when you’re stupid.”
Ouyang Nuo's face turned dark, and he hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her, "Han, how could you do such a thing to Xia Cao in front of us? Are you really stupid?"
Dongfang Xueye had climbed out from under the chair. When he saw Jiang Han not only pressing Xia Cao under him, but also almost extending one hand into Xia Cao's chest, he screamed in anger and his face turned dark.
He immediately stepped forward to help with his hands and feet, shouting: "Bad man, let go of my mother, let go of my mother, or I will kill you..."
At this time, Jiang Han was too deep into the drama, and his mind was getting more and more dizzy. He couldn't get out of the role for a while. He vigorously broke away from Mo Mi and others, and continued to untie Xia Cao's clothes.
Button, "Mom 7e Xia Cao, mom, I just want to eat your milk. 7e Uh-huh. 7e Only by eating your milk can I grow taller..."
Well, this will make the scene really chaotic.
Xia Cao couldn't stand it anymore. Hearing Jiang Han's nonsense, he was sure that Jiang Han must have broken his brain. He quickly tried his best to calmly say to Ouyang Nuo and Mo Mi: "Nuo, Mi, Han may be real."
He fell silly and was injured on his head. You two, please stop pulling him hard and let me talk to him properly."
What she said made sense. Ouyang Nuo nodded and quickly stood aside.
Of course, Mo Mi knew some things well. After hearing what she said, he didn't take a step back at all. He held Jiang Han's waist tightly with both hands, biting the corner of his mouth, showing that he was determined to kill Jiang Han.
A look that was immediately taken away from her.
"Mi, why don't you listen to me?" Xia Cao asked urgently in confusion, "Listen to me and stop pulling him hard. I will find a way to calm him down."
Under such circumstances, he had to say certain things. After thinking about it, he said loudly: "Xia Cao, let me tell you the truth. In fact, Han is pretending to be crazy."
"Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid?" Xia Cao was confused, "Mystery, what do you mean? Please explain yourself clearly."
"You are so kind to Dongfang Xueye. In the toilet, he and I both said that we were jealous of Dongfang Xueye, a fool... Later, Han listened to what I said about this experiment, picked up the ashtray in the toilet and smashed it with all his strength.
Then, I pretended to be stupid and ran out to call your mother." The situation was unexpected, and Mo Mi told everything clearly.
"Uh, are you two boring?" Ouyang Nuo on the side heard these words and asked angrily with disdain.
"..." Mo Mi also suddenly felt that this matter was really boring. For a moment, he had nothing to say and looked embarrassed.
After learning the cause of the incident, Xia Cao was the angriest. After looking at Mo Mi angrily, he immediately pushed Jiang Han hard against his chest and said, "Uh, Han, you've already failed in pretending to be crazy.
Get up quickly and stop holding me down to make me feed you milk."
"Mom 7e mom..." Jiang Han still held Xia Cao and called her mom, his mouth suddenly pouted loudly, and he couldn't wait to kiss Xia Cao's little mouth, "Uh oh 7e mom, don't feed me
Milk, then kiss me 7e"
Xia Cao was so angry that she wanted to kiss him, "Uh, I don't want it." He shouted loudly, used both hands and feet at the same time, and pushed and kicked him to the ground without any courtesy. Shao Jiang was furious.
Unsurprisingly, Jiang Han came into close contact with the surface with a 'dong' sound. "Uh ah 7e" he frowned and groaned in discomfort. He closed his eyes and suddenly passed out.
He fainted at this time, and everyone present didn't believe it, including Xia Cao, and no one helped him.
"Hey, Han, why are you pretending to be dead? You just went too far in pretending to be stupid and scared Xia Cao. Get up quickly and apologize to our Xia Cao." Mo Mi walked to him first and said angrily,
He raised his foot and kicked his butt several times. Seeing that he still had no reaction, he kicked him harder, "Hey, are you pretending to be stupid and unable to extricate yourself, pretending to be unconscious and pretending to be unconscious?
?”
Xia Cao noticed that Mo Mi was kicking him harder and harder. Seeing that he still didn't wake up, Xia Cao became worried and anxious, "Mi, Han may be really unconscious, so please stop kicking him."
He said anxiously, squatting down quickly and helping Jiang Han up with all his strength, "Han, Han
..." I called him several times, but there was no sign of him waking up. I also saw that the wound on his forehead was still bleeding. My heart immediately started to pound with worry, "Uh, Mi, Nuo,
Hurry and get cotton gauze and medicine, the wound on Han's head must be cleaned immediately."
"Xia Cao, don't worry, I'll get it right away." Ouyang Nuo acted immediately.
Mo Mi's handsome eyebrows were raised high, and he looked at Jiang Han who had fainted with an expression of 'no way', "Uh? Did he really faint? Was he not pretending?"
After the wound on his forehead was bandaged, Jiang Han woke up after a while. When he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Xia Cao's pretty face full of worry. He raised his hand to touch his hand holding the gauze.
forehead, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with my head?"
Mo Mi stood on his left, glanced at him, and said calmly: "It was a hole in the ashtray."
Hearing this, he gradually frowned and suddenly showed an angry look on his face, "Tell me, who hit me with an ashtray?"
"Hehehe 7e" Mo Mi laughed, glanced at him again, and said jokingly: "Who else could it be? A fool with well-developed limbs and a simple mind."
"Well, who is this idiot with well-developed limbs and a simple mind?" Hearing this, he became even more angry, his dark handsome eyes filled with cold murderous intent, "Catch him out immediately, if you dare to break it
My head, I have to kill him."
"..." Mo Mi was speechless. She vaguely realized that something was wrong. She slowly turned her head and looked at his face thoughtfully with her two narrow phoenix eyes.
"You naughty boy, I'm asking you, why are you looking at me?" Seeing that he only looked at himself and didn't speak, Jiang Han's bad temper relapsed. At this moment, his whole body was filled with pain.
Showing the violence expected of a gangster, he said, "Tell me quickly, which damn idiot broke my head with an ashtray."
"Shi Jiang Han, you, what did you just say about me?" Mo Mi wondered if she had heard wrongly, so she took a step closer to him, pointed to her nose and stammered, asking.
"Damn, I said you, that brat, are neither male nor female." Jiang Han raised his chin and said even louder while glaring at his monster face.
"Uh 7e**." Mo Mi was so angry that she vomited blood, gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand and grabbed his collar fiercely, "Han, you ****..."
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." At this moment, Dongfang Xue Ye, who was playing with toys on the side, burst into laughter, "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
When he smiled, Mo Mi immediately transferred all her anger to him. She turned her head and said loudly and fiercely: "Dongfang Xueye, what are you laughing at, you idiot?"
"Ah hahaha, I'm laughing at you, hahahaha, he also said you are neither a boy nor a girl, hahahaha..." Dongfang Xueye raised her hand, pointed at his face and laughed fearlessly.
"You fool, how dare you laugh at me?" As a result, Mo Mi was extremely angry at him and Jiang Han. She pushed Jiang Han away and walked towards him quickly with a fierce look on her face.
Xia Cao and Ouyang Nuo were right next to them, and they had seen everything just now. In the beginning of the conversation between Jiang Han and Mo Mi, both of them thought they were joking and did not step forward to dissuade them.
Xia Cao knew in her heart that Dongfang Xueye had only known them for a few days, and his relationship with them was not good. He would laugh at Mo Mi now, and Mo Mi walked towards him with a bad look on his face, definitely going to beat him.
She would never allow this kind of thing to happen. When she saw it, she hurriedly stepped forward to stop her. She frowned and advised: "Mi, don't argue with Xue Ye. What Xue Ye just said belongs to Tong.
Say it without restraint."
Mo Mi didn't intend to let him go like this Dongfang Xueye said, "Xia Cao, go away. I've long been tired of this fool. He laughed at me so arrogantly today. I have to beat him."
He's looking for teeth all over the place."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Han came over, looked at him, then at Dongfang Xueye, then pointed at Dongfang Xueye, frowning with thick eyebrows and asked: "You just said that my head was given to a limb.
Couldn't it be him who was beaten by a fool with a developed mind and a simple mind?"
"..." Mo Mi was speechless again, wondering why this dead Jiang Han was so stubborn about this problem? The fool with well-developed limbs and simple mind that he just mentioned, wasn't he Jiang Han himself? I used to call him that all the time.
Has he forgotten this guy with strong limbs and simple mind?
"Oh Han, please stop pretending to be stupid and frame Xue Ye. The injury on your head was caused by you picking up the ashtray and hitting yourself in the toilet." Xia Cao heard this anxiously and hurriedly said:
Yi Shi told him that he was afraid that he and Mo Mi would do anything to Dongfang Xueye, and hurriedly grabbed his arm, raised his head and looked at his head with concern, and asked softly, changing the subject: "Han, head
Does the wound still hurt?"
When she asked in a caring voice, Jiang Han felt his head suddenly swell and hurt, and then he looked at her little face with very puzzled eyes, "Who are you?"
"Me?" Xia Cao was stunned by his question, "I, it's Xia Cao."
He twitched the corner of his mouth without any memory, "Summer grass? What summer grass?".
Mo Mi really couldn't stand listening anymore, "Han, do you deserve a beating today?"
Jiang Han immediately stared at his face again, his thick eyebrows slightly furrowed, with a rather confused expression, "Who are you?" He turned his head, looked at Dongfang Xueye again, and then looked at Dongfang Xueye who had remained silent.
Ouyang Nuo pointed to their heads in confusion, "And you and who are you?"
"..." Ouyang Nuo still didn't say a word, but after hearing him ask this question, Junru's face sank, and his wise eyes blinked thoughtfully.
"Oh, ****, you just pretended to be stupid to us, and now you pretend to have amnesia to us?" Mo Mi was not in the mood to talk nonsense with him anymore. She grabbed his shoulders, glared at his face and shouted loudly with gritted teeth, "
Do you not want to be a gang boss, but want to change your career to be an actor, and are you ready to go to the Oscars to win a statuette?"
"Uh, what are you talking about? I really don't know who you are." Jiang Han said seriously.
"Ah ha ha ha..." Dongfang Xue Ye laughed happily at this moment, "Ah ha ha, he was stupid too, ah ha ha, finally someone accompanied me to be stupid together, ah ha ha ha, I won't do it in the future
Lonely, hahaha..."
Mo Mi twisted his head, raised his eyes, and shouted: "Dongfang Xueye, shut up. He is not stupid, he just has temporary amnesia."
"Ah haha, you will be a fool if you lose your memory, ah ha ha..." Dongfang Xue Ye still laughed non-stop, "Ah ha ha ha... there is another fool, ah ha ha ha ha..."
At this moment, Xia Cao had no time to pay attention to him. Dongfang Xueye was afraid that Jiang Han had really lost his memory. His whole heart was focused on Jiang Han. He raised his hand to hold Jiang Han's handsome face with a hint of magic.
Looking at him with tears in her eyes, "Han, you must be kidding us."
"No." Jiang Han frowned and shook his head seriously, "I really don't know who you are, I don't know you."
At this time, Ouyang Nuo walked up to him unhurriedly with his hands in his pockets. Looking at him as if he was lying, he asked thoughtfully: "You... don't know who we are, don't recognize us."
, then do you know who you are?"
"I know." He nodded without hesitation, then patted his strong chest, grinning quite proudly, "Haha, my name is Jiang Han, I am the boss of the largest gang in the Fog Empire, and I control all of East Asia.
All gangsters, this year..."
He remembered his brilliant record in the gang, his family's gang background, and all the members of his underground gang, but he could only not remember a few of them. Speaking of which, it was really strange. Could it be that this
Is it the legendary selective amnesia?
"Han, have you made a mistake? If you pick up an ashtray and hit yourself on the head, will you forget me, Nuo, and Xia Cao?" Mo Mi looked incredulous. "Your head, too.
Isn’t it too careless?”
"Did I pick up an ashtray and hit myself on the head?" After hearing his words, Jiang Han raised his hand and touched his head wrapped in gauze and said to himself in disbelief, "It's impossible, I'm not
You idiot, how could you pick up an ashtray and smash yourself to pieces?"
Seeing Jiang Han's appearance, Xia Cao was so anxious that she wanted to cry, "Uh, Nuo, Mi, Han really doesn't remember us, what should we do now?"
Mo Mi had the most clever ideas. He rolled his eyes and said immediately: "Xia Cao, don't worry, I've thought of a way to make him think of us immediately." After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the toilet very quickly.
After a while, he quickly walked out with an ashtray still stained with someone's blood. Before Xia Cao and Ouyang Nuo could react, they walked behind Jiang Han and picked it up without hesitation.
The ashtray hit Jiang Han on the head quite hard.
"Uh ah 7e" Poor Jiang Han screamed, slowly turned his head and looked at him with a sad face, "You, you actually attacked me, but, damn..." He finished speaking with great difficulty,
His vision went dark, and he fell to the hard ground with a 'ding dong' sound.
"Ah?" The moment he fell to the ground, Xia Cao's face turned pale with fright, and she quickly rushed to his side with wet eyes, "Han, Han..." She shook her head again and again, and shouted again and again loudly.
, but she never saw him waking up. She was almost worried to death. She raised her head and looked at Mo Mi with tears in her eyes with an extremely angry and complaining expression, "Mi, how can you treat Han like this?
?”
"Mi, why are you doing this?" Ouyang Nuo couldn't understand what Mo Mi was doing. He squatted next to Jiang Han and while inspecting Jiang Han's head injury, he said sternly with great reproach,
"Han's head has already been hurt once. If you hit him like this again and hurt him a second time, he might die."
Mo Mi felt that she was wronged and hurriedly explained: "Xia Cao, Nuo, you have misunderstood me. I did this to make him think of us - don't worry, Han will be fine.
If he is told to fight fire with fire, if his head is hit by an ashtray again, he will definitely think of us." [Classmate Mo Mi, have you watched too much TV?]
"Mi, uh wuwu 7e, this move of yours may be counterproductive." Xia Cao couldn't help crying and said, with the help of Ouyang Nuo, while speaking, he carefully picked up the gauze to bandage Jiang Han's head.
Mi Xin said, "Uh-huh, Han, you are strong, you are good. We will arrive at Wucheng in two hours. You must hold on. Once we arrive at Wucheng, we will
I’ll take you to the hospital right away, uh uh uh..."
In fact, Mo Mi really had good intentions in that smash just now.
He didn't expect that he had done bad things with good intentions. When he saw Jiang Han who fell into coma again, Ouyang Nuo who looked gloomy because he was worried about Jiang Han's safety, and Xia Cao whose eyes were red from crying, he felt more uncomfortable than anyone else.
, standing in a corner of the cabin, lowering his head and silently reviewing himself...
Hey, Han, I'm sorry. At that time, I saw Xia Cao crying because you had forgotten us. I felt really anxious, so I rushed to the toilet so impulsively and hit you on the head with an ashtray.
, I hope to bring back all your forgotten memories.
Han, don't worry, next time I want to hit your head, I will definitely not be so impulsive. I will discuss it with Xia Cao and He Nuo, and after they agree, I will hit your head again. [Mo Mi,
You kid, don’t think about a next time. Classmate Jiang Han’s head is not made of steel. It can’t withstand being smashed for the third time.]
…
A few hours later, the luxury plane they were traveling on finally landed safely at the largest airport in Fog City.
At this time, Jiang Han hadn't woken up yet, and Xia Cao, Mo Mi, and Ouyang Nuo were all anxious.
After getting off the plane, Mo Mi and Ouyang Nuo carried Jiang Han towards the exit as quickly as possible, while Xia Cao took Dongfang Xueye's hand and followed them quickly, with anxiety written on his face and concern in his heart.
Full of worry.
They never expected that when they returned home this time, there would be so many people coming to greet them, and they would be so crazy.
As soon as they exited the airport, hundreds of reporters, who were fighting with guns and short guns, surrounded them on the third floor and the third floor outside. Regardless of whether there was a patient among them who was in a hurry to go to the hospital, they were all chirping.
They asked questions that they least expected and that were extremely embarrassing.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, President Mo Mi Mo, and Mr. Jiang Hanjiang, how did you three men meet Miss Xia Cao? As reported by xx newspapers and jv magazines, you met on xx, x month xx, xx year
Do you know the 169 Presidential Suite of the five-star Dream Hotel?"
"Huh? Why is Mr. Jiang Han, the gang boss, unconscious? What happened to his head? Was it because Miss Xia Cao got into a fight because of her jealousy that it became like this?"
"Your Highness the Crown Prince, is the reason why your marriage to General Gu's daughter Gu Mengmeng did not go smoothly all because of this woman named Xia Cao? Why do you like her but not Miss Gu? It's because
Do you think Miss Xia is better in bed?"
"President Mo Mi Mo, Mr. Jiang Hanjiang, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, do you not mind at all having sex with a woman at the same time? Why do you do this? You think foursomes are exciting, right?"
"..."
There were a lot of reporters, including men and women, old and young, tall and short, but the questions they asked were all unanimous, making it extremely difficult for them to answer.
Ouyang Nuo didn't expect that these things with Xia Cao would be exposed at all, and Mo Mi didn't expect it either. Jiang Han, who was still in a coma, probably didn't expect it either.
"Get out of the way, these things are all false. If you keep talking nonsense, don't blame me for being rude." Ouyang Nuo and Mo Mi looked at each other, and while lifting Jiang Han, they squeezed out hard, with dark and handsome faces that were extremely angry.
said.
"This is nothing. If anyone continues to ask random questions, say nonsense, or write nonsense in the newspaper, be careful that I will make you all miserable." Mo Mi looked at Xia Cao's pale face behind her.
, hurriedly gritted his teeth and yelled at the reporters around him.
Both of them firmly refused to admit it, and the reporters around them knew that they couldn't find out the reason. Then, as if they had taken a pill, they handed the microphone to Xia Cao one after another, and rushed to interview her.
"Miss Xia Cao, how is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's bed skills? Of the three men, which one do you think has the best bed skills?"
"Miss Xia Cao, you must have been exhausted from serving three grown men alone that night. After this incident was exposed, many women became jealous of you. Do you know this?"
“Ms.
What? Could it be that he is also one of your men? "
“Ms.
Where is Mo Mi, the president of the Platinum Group? Or is it the gang boss Mr. Jiang, or is it the beautiful boy next to you?"
"Miss Xia, you and them..."
How could this happen? How could this happen? How could these people know these things? Did that bastard Ouyang Jing take out his notebook and expose these things?
Hearing these questions they asked without any preparation, Xia Cao's head almost exploded, her face became increasingly pale, and her whole body began to tremble unconsciously. She suddenly let go of Dongfang Xueye's hand and faced them.
He shook his head vigorously, "Well, it's not like this, it's not like this... I, I don't want to be like this... you go away, you go away..."
Like a premeditated plan, more and more reporters blocked them. An hour later, they still couldn't get out of the airport lobby.
Because there were too many people, and these reporters, men and women, were too reluctant to leave, the scene seemed extremely chaotic and crowded.
After Xia Cao let go of Dongfang Xueye's hand, Dongfang Xueye was quickly pushed to another direction by the reporters.
His face was also pale, and his beautiful eyes became dim after a faint flash of startled light. Then, he became panicked and scared again.
Why is this happening? Perhaps it is because he has never seen such a scene, or perhaps he finds that he cannot understand the embarrassing questions asked by these reporters.
"Hello, handsome boy, what is your relationship with Miss Xiacao?"
"Are you also Xia Cao's man? Are you and Miss Xia Cao having a relationship?"
"Is Xia Cao your first woman? Do you like a slutty woman like her from the bottom of your heart?"
"Little beauty, you and her..."
When he was in a daze, dozens of reporters who were unable to interview Ouyang Nuo, Mo Mi and others surrounded him and kept asking questions.
As if he couldn't hear what they were asking, he didn't answer anything. His delicate and beautiful face continued to turn pale. He raised his head and looked around a few times. He found that he couldn't see Xia Cao no matter how he looked, and he suddenly felt very sad.
I was so bored that I couldn't help but want to cry. While calling Xia Cao's name hoarsely with a cry, I pushed away the people surrounding me and tried my best to squeeze towards the place where the reporters were most, "Xia Cao
...Xiacao...Xiacao...where are you...where are you..."