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436: Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Gu Xing felt puzzled when he saw the change in his assistant's expression.

"what's going on?"

Duan Deliang sighed briefly.

He took out the key from his trouser pocket, cut the tape and opened the express box, "Weishan Lake duck eggs."

"Jining's specialty?" Gu Xingting was curious, "Which one is better, Gaoyou duck eggs?"

I just remember that the Gaoyou duck eggs described by Mr. Wang Zengqi made the whole class salivate. It was one of the strongest advertisements in Chinese textbooks.

Duan Deliang, whose hometown is on the edge of Weishan Lake, shrugged his shoulders.

"That's a matter of opinion. This is a gift from my mother."

"That's a good thing!" Gu Xing was very happy for his friend, "I think the family relationship has eased now."

He has been teammates with Duan Deliang for a year and has some understanding of his childhood experience as an assistant.

It can only be said that it is inspired by the writing method of Shandong fellow Mo Yan - magical realism.

Duan Deliang never spent a penny of his family's money after dropping out of school. He went out to work as a network administrator to make ends meet. After he came into contact with League of Legends, he trained for others to make money.

During this period, I ate, drank, pooped, and slept in an Internet cafe for a month. I never returned home and lost contact with my parents.

As a result, my parents never made a single phone call.

After finishing the order, he went back to pack a change of clothes, but his parents didn't respond.

It is estimated that in the eyes of Duan Deliang's family, this big brother has been exhausted. They left him alone to beg for food and even gave him a younger sister at the age of forty.

Later, Duan Deliang's talent was discovered and he went to Sichuan at the invitation of a friend. This is where he started his career. Later, he entered the VG youth training and then climbed up to the first team to consolidate his position.

After all, I entered LPL only half a year earlier than Gu Xing, but I saved a lot of money.

Ding Jun is very generous with his money. Even unknown players in the team can get a salary that is much higher than that of other teams.

With an income of tens of thousands a month, Duan Deliang is undoubtedly hitting the ceiling among workers in his hometown of Jining.

After the economic conditions improved, he helped his family pay off a foreign debt of 300,000 yuan.

After that, I can feel that my parents’ attitude has changed 180°!

He began to care about himself, and even cared about his preferences for dishes when he came home during the holidays. He used this to decide what to eat for each meal, which seemed to shift the focus of the family to Duan Deliang.

Although Gu Xing couldn't stand the way these parents acted when it came to their son, he sincerely wished his helper a happy family life.

Now when my mother sent me a box of salted duck eggs, I thought it was a symbol of the mother's concern for her son, and I was happy for my teammates.

"It's quite good," Duan Deliang was extremely helpless, "You just asked me for money."

"Ah?" Smeb's Mandarin is becoming more and more standard now, but his ability to understand the Chinese context is quite lacking. "Do you still have to pay for this duck egg?"

"That's not it. How much does a duck egg cost? Why do I have a sad face?" Duan Deliang explained to him, "It's because my parents wanted to buy a school district room for their sister, so they asked me for help. They have been very enthusiastic recently. They send me things every three days for fear of being afraid.

I forgot about them."

Having said this, Duan Deliang sneered.

"I see, but education really has to start from an early age..." Smeb understood this deeply.

Housing prices in Seoul also have a lot to do with school districts.

For example, the prices of certain plots of land in Jiangnan District remain high. One of the reasons is that the quality of nearby schools is relatively good.

There is no doubt that the three East Asian countries have something in common when it comes to their obsession with educating their children. They are going hand in hand and moving forward together.

It's just that Duan Deliang doesn't want to spend so much money on his family.

Last year, he paid off the foreign debt, and he considered himself to have fulfilled his filial piety - his family raised him in a free-range way, and it took less than 30W to raise him from childhood to adulthood.

As for family ties, there is indeed some, but not much.

Now I want my son who was abandoned back then to buy a house, which feels a bit like a lion opening his mouth.

"The main reason is that I'm afraid that after buying this house, I will have to spend more money next year," Duan Deliang said, "If it is a bottomless pit, no matter how much money I make, I won't be able to fill it!"

"

Gu Xing scratched his head.

There's really nothing he can do about such a family-friendly thing.

Standing on the side of Duan Deliang's parents, he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart. His teammates had a miserable life when they were young. He couldn't push others to ask for anything from his parents, right?

It's not appropriate to fall completely on Duan Deliang's side. No matter how they break up, they will still be blood relatives after all.

What if relations become more relaxed in the future?

When the time comes, Gu Xing, who fully stands on Xiao Duan’s point of view and comes up with ideas, may be scolded in secret!

He couldn't help but think back to his family.

Although when I was a child, I always had to argue with myself about everything. From my academic performance to the order of getting up early to go to the toilet, quarrels and bickering were commonplace.

The family's financial situation is not very good either, and they rely entirely on the shops at the entrance of Guxi Community to support themselves.

However, the parents still tried their best to provide the brothers and sisters with better living conditions within their ability, and strived to achieve a bowl of water equal to each other.

His behavior is quite open-minded. When Gu Xing wanted to embark on a career path, his father was the first to stand up and support him, providing encouragement and accompanying him to try out at a club.

Now that he is getting ahead, his parents are very calm and their life rhythm has not been disrupted. They are still holding on to the shop and are preparing to work for a few more years until Gu Pan graduates and retires.

When the two parents compared each other, Gu Xing was extremely happy.

He pondered for a moment and put forward his own thoughts.

"Aren't the housing prices there very expensive?" Gu Xing asked.

Duan Deliang nodded, "It's not expensive. A three-bedroom apartment in the best school district costs two to three million."

With this money, I can buy a larger bathroom in the World Trade Center Riverside Garden where the Shanghai IG base is located.

There is not much pressure on Duan Deliang now.

He is quite frugal in his daily life. Although he is not as ruthless as Faker, he does not spend much money in a month.

Duan Deliang does not engage in investment or stock trading, so he saves all his money in his card.

Counting the undistributed S6 champion skin share income and bonus income from World Championships and other events, he is definitely the VG cash king!

"Then wait a little longer," Gu Xing came up with an idea, "Don't let your parents think that they can realize their wishes immediately as soon as they ask for money, and then they delay buying the house in the school district for a while."

"Write your name on the house book, and transfer your sister's household registration to keep it for future school use," he said clearly and confidently, "I think it means you have invested in a property in your hometown and can sell it in the future."

"This is the best way I can think of." Gu Xing is really not good at handling this kind of affairs. "As for how to implement it, it depends on you."

In this way, Duan Deliang's sister can go to a good school, his parents can meet the superficial requirements, and his own assets have not depreciated.

It can be called a real win-win-win.

Duan Deliang suddenly realized, "It seems that the Que family is very feasible..."

It seemed like a very simple method, but he hadn't figured it out before.

This cannot be blamed on Duan Deliang.

He has been an Internet addict since he was a child, and entered the professional world before he reached adulthood. He knows nothing about the world of people and emotional intelligence.

No one taught him.

You know absolutely nothing about how to deal with daily chores!

Just look at RNG’s fragrant pot next door.

If it weren't for his outstanding strength, Liu Shiyu would have been beaten to a black and blue face just by showing off with his mouth.

If you can't find anything weird in your daily life, then go to the domestic e-sports circle, where you can find everything, a mixed bag of good and bad.

In comparison, except for his somewhat autistic personality and his derailment from real life, Duan Deliang can be regarded as one of the few normal people in the e-sports circle.

"When you get married after retiring, you should find someone more innocent." Gu Xingyu patted Duan Deliang's shoulder seriously, "Don't find someone in the e-sports circle. She is too evil-minded and you can't beat her."

This is a wise saying that Ming Kai taught him. It can only be said that it is worthy of the title of "A Midsummer Night's Dream". He had learned enough lessons back then, but he just created a joke for himself.

Gu Xing shared it with Duan Deliang to prevent his teammates from being deceived and taking away their family property in the future.

Duan Deliang smiled sheepishly. He was in a good mood after solving his inner problem. He took out the salted duck eggs neatly arranged in the packaging box and gave them to Gu Xing.

Smeb had never seen salted duck eggs before, so he took one out of curiosity and planned to use it as a snack.

Returning to his seat, Gu Xing took a look at the time and started the live broadcast.

"I am still working hard to make up time today," he slumped on the back of his chair to relax, "Good evening, brother!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly filled the monitor.

[The live broadcast will start after the game. Some lazy dogs will come to learn the work attitude of the anchor!]

[On par with Xiang Xingge and doinb, the two major live broadcasting models in the professional circle]

[Doinb will start live broadcasting when he wins the game, and he will pretend to be dead when he loses the game. This is how it is]

[Isn’t this human nature? You can’t just start the broadcast after losing the game and get criticized. I wonder, unless it’s for trolling, don’t normal people pretend to be dead? 】

[Ordinary people are like this, but Poison Coin is not, he just wants traffic]

[Doinb can not only cry in a performance, but he can also turn his face into a smile at the speed of light while crying. His acting skills are comparable to those of veteran actors. I will not accept the KR Blue Dragon Award if I don’t give him the award.]

[Blue Dragon Award? Golden Rooster Award! I don’t want KR’s award!]

Gu Xing was speechless after reading the barrage.

He and Doinb are both live broadcasting on Douyu. As professional players who are relatively popular in live broadcasting, there are always people competing with each other.

In addition, Douyu is a famous gathering place for rhythm monsters.

The empire established by the high fans is extremely stable, and with the live broadcast audience left by Flame Rat, Xuan Shen and others from those years, everyone has an online personality that makes them feel uncomfortable without rhythm, and they are generally very aggressive.

Today, Doinb suddenly started broadcasting after winning the game. Gu Xing knew without thinking that QG must lose the game. Netizens who were unhappy with Kim Tae-sang came to his live broadcast room to vent their anger.

He is not familiar with Doinb, but his exaggerated live broadcast style and controversial speeches are destined to be rhythmic.

Moreover, the aftermath of the one-minute BO5 incident is not over yet, and the audience generally has a poor impression of Doinb.

If you don't get an S crown, it will probably be difficult to clear your name.

Seeing that the rhythm was getting more and more intense, Gu Xing chose to use his tried-and-tested routine when dealing with Gu Pan before.

Change the subject.

"How do you know that the two tank characters I picked today, Big Tree Zack, are both MVPs?" He showed off to the audience, "Hey, my brother is really Daddy C!"

Before Gu Xing could finish his words, he heard a violent cough.

"Who is it? You are in the rebellious stage and you don't agree with our speech, right..." He was playing with the effect of the show and turned his head to follow the source of the sound.

Then I saw Smeb standing guarding the trash can, coughing wildly, slapping his chest with his palms, and his face was as red as when Uzi was excited.

"What happened?" Gu Xing didn't know why.

"I took a bite of spicy duck eggs," Smeb said with tears in his eyes, "Why are they so swollen and so salty?"

Gu Xing lowered his head and looked at the table.

The culprit who caused Song Jinghao's cough lay above.

Only half of the body was left intact.

Smeb ate half a salted duck egg in one bite.

"No, who taught you to eat like this?" Duan Deliang thought at first that there was some safety problem with duck eggs. He ran over in a panic and found out that it was Smeb's own problem. Then he breathed a sigh of relief, "Bite half of it in one bite and you will survive.

you!"

"I wonder if my sister can teach me how to eat it!" Song Jinghao shouted.

This time it was Duan Deliang's turn to be silent.

He thought everyone knew how to eat salted duck eggs.

But they ignored that Smeb's living environment was different from theirs.

"Ho ho ho," Jack laughed heartily, looking very much like a Shiba Inu, "Half a salted duck egg in one mouthful, Maibo, you are so brave!"

Gu Xing didn't hold back, "I didn't expect that Song Yijin had been fooled before, and Maibo would step on it again..."

Everyone in the training room was happy.

When Broiler first came to the LPL, he was deceived by the audience into taking a bite of salted duck eggs. His facial expression was like taking a bite of lemon, and he even uploaded a GIF.

Now Smeb's performance is quite similar to replicating classics.

Gu Xing looked back at the live broadcast room and found that netizens had seen Smeb's embarrassing incident of eating half a duck egg in a mouthful, and they all commented jokingly on the barrage.

"That's almost it." He took a sip of ice water. "If you have the ability, go to the scene and laugh at Maibo in the next game."

"Pu Gu!" Song Jinghao slapped the jungler on the back, "Are you looking for trouble?!"

Gu Xing made it clear that he was provoking the general. Netizens have always been rebellious and would do something if you didn't let him.

Maybe someone will really laugh at me in the next game!

"I won't talk to you anymore, my buddy has entered the rankings..." After Gu Xing clicked to accept the match, the BP panel came into view.

He first looks at his teammate ID.

As expected, everyone in the Korean server's high-scoring game has familiar faces.

This game is a little peanut.

Gu Xing himself was replaced in the middle, and Peanut took charge of the jungle.

There are two wild kings who rank at the top of the server all year round. The comprehensive hidden score of this game will definitely not be low!

"My ADC is Uzi again?" Gu Xing saw Clearlove77's ID and immediately thought of his true identity, "This idea is clear!"

He knew that Paul Uzi's probability of winning would be higher, so he naturally had to move to the lower lane.

Little Peanut recognized Gu Xing and was still thinking of giving up his jungle position in the chat channel.

Gu Xing quickly typed, "No, no, no, no, I'll play mid laner Yasuo, let me have a good round"

Seeing this, Penaut immediately changed the spider he originally selected into a wine barrel, trying to create a perfect combo with Gu Xing.

"Did you see that?" Gu Xing shouted to the audience in the live broadcast room, "This is called a card game. I have to change heroes to match you!"

After confirming the talent runes, as soon as he entered the loading interface, he saw the nickname of the opposing mid laner.

xiaoxiongtanshou7.

Compared with Gu Xing’s ID, there is an extra 7 characters at the end!

"Guigui, what do you mean?" Gu Xing smiled, "Now the Korean server kings are all my 7-chan's little Heizi, right?"

Gu Xing is Little Bear Tan Shou, Uzi is Clearlove77, and opposite is Little Bear Tan Shou 7.

The 7 thoughts are everywhere.

Although Mingkai himself did not participate in this qualifying match, he was everywhere!

The opponent chose Zed, which was a classic mid-range matchup against Yasuo in the mid-to-low tier.

To be fair, Zed has an advantage in the early stage, but when equipped with Yasuo in the later stage, the fault tolerance rate will be higher.

Therefore, Gu Xing's early game was relatively clumsy, which was to control the line in front of the tower, and use basic attacks and Q [Steel Flash] to slowly make up for the damage.

Relying on the passive shield and the life recovery effect of the Dolan series, he thought he would have the upper hand.

only……

Is the opponent's Q a bit too accurate?

After Gu Xing took another dart, he had no choice but to return to the city as his health was greatly reduced!

"Is this a special skill for playing robbery?" He couldn't believe it, "Why is Q Jiang Zi so accurate!"

The barrage was laughing and joking.

[When I saw Brother Xing playing Yasuo, I already knew the ending]

[If you can't beat him, you can't beat him. You have to say that he is a unique skill brother]

[I was pinned under the tower and couldn’t get out. Before the game, I was still thinking about supporting Uzi!]

[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[This is what Sister Li is like, the average person playing jungle in the lane is rough brother]

Gu Xing was unconvinced, and after reaching level six, he wanted to go up and fight with Jie.

As a result, after the E-ghost broke through the shield, he directly activated R and set it on fire!

Gu Xing knew that the landing point of the robbery was behind him, so he deliberately cast Wind Wall towards that place to avoid the boomerang that might be generated, and then connected with Steel Cutting Flash to try to stack the wind.

But Jie is very tolerant.

He seemed to have calculated that Gu Xing could not kill him with one set of damage, so he just left the Q skill until the wind wall disappeared and then used it.

Gu Xingyasuo didn't really play much, and he immediately realized that he had made a mistake by releasing the wind wall the moment Zie activated his ultimate move - with his reaction speed, he could have waited for the opponent to use his Q before handing over his evasive skills.

Fortunately, Gu Xing left E [Step forward].

Seeing that Zed was about to die, he handed over E and passed through the opponent's body, hoping to distance himself and avoid Zed's darts.

However, the moment his E came forward, Zed cast his Q skill!

Three darts including W's shadow flew towards Yasuo!

What shocked Gu Xing the most was that the dart was aimed at the spot where his E stepped forward and slashed back!

He could no longer dodge by moving, and could only watch Yasuo hit the dart!

Three flowers gather together!

The swarm of darts pierced into Yasuo's body, causing Gu Xing's screen to turn into black and white!

"Good guy..." Gu Xing was convinced, "This calamity has two brushes!"

"I estimate that I must have played at least 1,000 games, otherwise I wouldn't have such a high level of proficiency!"

Jack happened to pass behind Gu Xing while sipping a Coke.

Seeing his own jungler praising the opponent's Zed, he simply stopped to watch the excitement.

Seeing the eye-catching ID on the other person's head as "Little Bear Spreading Hands 7", Jack suddenly opened his mouth.

"Which family's unique robbery is this?" He shook Gu Xing's shoulders desperately, "It's obviously Meiko!"

"Ah?" Gu Xing couldn't believe all this. After hesitating for a moment, he waved his hand, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"It's true," Jack beamed, "He privately told me an hour ago that he wanted to change it to a factory director-type ID, which is to imitate your little bear hands!"

"Excuse me, Lao Gu was single-killed by meiko in the middle!" Yu Wenbo saw the excitement and didn't mind it, and kept calling on his teammates to come and watch.

"Go away, what's there to see?" Gu Xing rarely blushed, "Isn't it just being supported by Cinsha? Neither of us are mainly online heroes, so it's reasonable to be tortured occasionally, right?"

"Chief," Kuro agreed, "Shu Gu is right!"

Smeb snorted, "What the hell, if you can't beat the support as a solo player, how can you still have the nerve to scream?"

"If you shout again, I will send screenshots of salted duck eggs to your fan group!" Gu Xing became angry in embarrassment.

The atmosphere in the training room is pleasant.

It wasn't until two o'clock in the morning that Jack started screaming loudly.

"What does this rat god and devil mean?" He said in a loud voice, "Start the script, right?"

Gu Xing had just turned off the broadcast, and when he heard this, he immediately became energetic. He moved the scroll wheel to see who was so bold that he dared to open a script in the Korean server game.

When I looked at the ID on the other side, I felt familiar yet unfamiliar.

HappyGame


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