Chapter 50 The story of the fat man and a thousand pieces of underwear
Lin Zheng, who was hidden in the crowd, smiled, and another stone popped out, but this time without any sound or movement, he went straight to the fat man's butt and hit him. The weird arc seemed to melt into the air, and then he hit hard.
A huge part of the fat man!
"Ouch, who the bastard spanked Fatty?" Fatty couldn't help but cursed in pain, but he didn't stop and ran forward quickly without looking back.
Lin Zheng was in a good mood and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Brothers, pick up the easy guy and greet him!"
These words instantly reminded everyone, and everyone took out various hidden weapons or small pieces of low-grade crystals, and some even took out fruits. For a moment, there was a cloud in the air and they greeted the fat man.
"I'll poke you! That inhuman guy, Fatty, I'm not done with you!" The fat man screamed strangely, and his speed increased by three points, and various hidden weapons fell on his back.
The fat man's speed slowly slowed down under the interference of everyone. When everyone saw it, they were all very happy. So it was such a move? So everyone threw various objects more happily.
At this time, the fat man didn't even have the chance to curse. He kept moving around, and then quickened his pace to leave. Just when the fat man was about to distance himself again, the sound that made the fat man run away sounded again.
"Brothers, don't forget to release the spiritual beasts. Let's attack from the sky and below!"
"Fuck you @#￥!" The fat man roared angrily and in anger, but he didn't dare to stop at all!
In an instant, the fat man's situation became more critical. At this time, Lin Zheng was almost done playing and quietly retreated from the crowd. Then Lin Zheng quietly tore off a piece of his clothes to cover his face and disappeared from the place.
The fat man was running desperately at this moment. He knew that once he was caught, the fate would definitely be disastrous. The hateful old man, the hateful heckler. Seeing that he was about to be overtaken by everyone, the fat man gritted his teeth and was about to launch his special move.
Some familiar figures suddenly appeared in front of him. Before the fat man could react, the man grabbed the fat man and jumped out of the chasing range. Then the two of them fled quickly!
The only people left behind were the happy people, who stayed where they were for an instant.
"What just happened?"
"Damn! Someone is snatching the deal!"
"The fat gangster was almost captured, but the shameless man picked the fruit with a knife!"
"Don't worry, we will go to the elders to keep watch. Once someone comes to receive the reward, hey, hey!"
So everyone left with a sinister smile. They were ready to wait and see! If you have the guts, don't come!
Speaking of which, Lin Zheng and Fatty escaped from the pursuit of everyone. The two of them quickly ran towards the hut where Lin Zheng used to live. It turned out that Lin Zheng's house was empty, so it became the place where Fatty stayed, not to mention that this place was remote enough.
, usually no one would come here!
"Huh!" the fat man said in a rough dress, "Thank you for your help, brother!"
"Hey, who among us is following whom?" Lin Zheng took off his mask and smiled proudly at the fat man.
When the fat man heard the sound, he jumped up as if he had been stabbed in the butt. His eyes widened and he said, "Oh shit! It's you! Didn't you go down the mountain? Why did you remember coming back?"
"Hey, aren't you planning to go on a long trip and come up to the mountain to have a look? I didn't expect you, fat man, to be more and more popular with everyone!"
"Stop talking, it's full of tears!"
"what happened?"
"This has to start soon after you came down the mountain..."
It turned out that after Lin Zheng and the others came down from the mountain, the old man took the fat man for special training. The old man didn't seem to teach the fat man anything. He just took the fat man around to harass the female disciples in the sect. However, the old man had a good way of making people take the blame.
, every time the fat man will be pushed out by the old man to take the blame, especially now that the old man no longer hides it, he has more means to make the fat man stay and take the blame!
"Moreover, he actually asked me to steal a thousand pieces of women's underwear before he could be his servant!" The fat man looked sad and angry.
"Gah?" Lin Zheng's face was filled with black lines, and he immediately asked: "Then how many pieces have you got now?"
"Plus today's full hundred!"
"Hoho, you can do it. Over the past year, you've averaged one thing every three days. No wonder so many people are chasing you! What's going on with those elders?"
"It's not the old man who did it. He stole the clothes of several elders and hid them in the back mountain for me to find. They said one piece is worth ten. At that time, I didn't know that it was the clothes of the elders. Just when I got it
At that time, the old man suddenly appeared, and then brought a group of people out, so..." The fat man had already turned his back and sighed!
Lin Zheng suppressed his smile and said, "Then you can join another disciple."
"You are stupid, you should know what the old man is capable of!" the fat man said with a look of contempt.
"Damn it, you should be a bitch, you deserve to be attacked from both heaven and earth!" Lin Zheng teased.
The fat man suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "Wait a minute, say the next thing again."
"You deserve to be attacked by heaven and earth!" As soon as he said this, Lin Zheng knew something was wrong. He disappeared from the place in a flash. The next moment, the fat man appeared at the place where Lin Zheng was standing just now!
"Holy shit, it's you, you were the one who was booing in the crowd just now and talking in a different voice. The fat man will fight with you!" The fat man looked sad and angry and wanted to fight Lin Zheng for his life! You know how much he was just now
Thrilling, if this rabbit’s conscience hadn’t discovered it, the fat man’s several hundred kilograms would have been left here!
Lin Zheng knew he was in the wrong and quickly took out the large soft armor specially made for the fat man from the ring as a bribe. The fat man stopped and accepted the gift calmly, then stretched out his hand and rubbed his index finger and thumb a few times!
"The stuff is good! Is there any more?"
Lin Zheng took out another large bracelet made of flower python skin and handed it over.
The fat man continued rubbing his index finger and thumb, and then Lin Zheng opened his feet and kicked him over.
After a while of commotion, the two of them sat down peacefully. Lin Zheng said to the fat man who was playing with the bracelet: "Fat man, I will go down the mountain tomorrow, and then I may have to leave here!"
"Do you need help? What can you do?" The fat man said as he put the bracelet on his chubby hand, not caring that it was a bit feminine!
Lin Zheng felt warm in his heart, shook his head and said: "No need, I'm afraid you can't help me with this matter. If you get involved, it might even bring you big trouble!"
"Am I the kind of person who is afraid of trouble? You take this!" After that, the fat man handed over a purple-gold token with a big Chinese character "Pang" written on the front and a big Chinese character "Shang" written on the back.
"This is our Pang family's Chamber of Commerce token. As long as you are in our family's chamber of commerce, you can withdraw a certain amount of spar gold coins at will, and you can also mobilize the Pang family's intelligence network. When the time comes, I will notify my father and let him give orders.
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"Yes!" Lin Zheng put away the award token without any refusal. There was no need to be polite between them, but Lin Zheng still remembered this affection.
"We have to get together tonight anyway, wait for me to get some side dishes, and have a nice drink tonight."
"Well, that's for sure. Let me go with you. Now that you have such a good reputation, I'm afraid you won't be able to come back alone."
"..."
Not long after, Fatty Lin Zheng and the two brought back a lot of dishes and drinks, as well as some seasonal fruits. The two of them laid out a full table just like a year ago. After cleaning it up, the sky was gradually getting dark.
As darkness fell, Li Ruoshui also arrived quietly.
The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and sat down one after another. The three of them drank several glasses of wine in succession, as if they had kept everything secret. They didn't expect that a year would pass, and they didn't know if there would be a chance to get together again in the future.
Just like this, drinking wine happily under the moonlight.
Lin Zheng and Fatty drank a lot of wine, and even Li Ruoshui drank a few glasses. The three of them drank to the moon like last year, laughing loudly, and the small courtyard was filled with a happy atmosphere.
In the middle of the night, the old man appeared in the small courtyard. He sat down and ate and drank unceremoniously. From time to time, he would tease Lin Zheng and the fat man. Naturally, the two of them couldn't bear to show weakness, and they exchanged words one after another. It was so noisy and lively.
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"Hey, old man, what are your plans?" Lin Zheng leaned on the chair and asked with his head tilted.
"What else can I do? After a while, I plan to take this fat guy down the mountain. It is too unchallenging in the sect. This time the target is the homes of various noble families. This kid has no pressure!"
"Gah?" The fat man was a little dumbfounded.
Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui have already begun to imagine the scene where the fat man is being chased all over the continent. Han Yi, the old man's idea is really weird!
"Hey, come on, fat man, I'm waiting to hear the news you spread throughout the wilderness, come on, I believe you!" Lin Zheng said teasingly.
"Master-to-be, you don't do this, do you?" The fat man ignored Lin Zheng and looked at the old man with eyes wide open. The fat man's big face made a very cute expression, but it was ridiculous no matter how he looked at it!
"Tch, look at your potential, I'm going to take you to Xiaoliu Dao in a while! I heard that their saints have already been born..."
"Bang!" The fat man fell on his back.
That’s something ordinary people can play! The fat man was already in tears!
Early the next morning, the three of them had breakfast. The fat man swaggered and sent Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui to the mountain gate with everyone's hot and contemptuous eyes on them, but the old man didn't know where he was going.
Fatty didn't care about the group of people behind him at all. He said goodbye to Lin Zheng and Lin Zheng as if nothing had happened. Then he started running away in a flash. The next moment, the roaring sounds of fighting could be heard, and everyone kept chasing Fatty. There was no way to escape.
A lively day has begun again!
Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui smiled at each other, looked deeply at the mountain gate, and went down the mountain.
Back in the village, Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui went to rest for a while. They didn't show up for lunch. It wasn't until dinner that they appeared in front of everyone at the same time. Every meal was always the most lively moment. Then,
Lin Zheng discovered that Ruffian Wolf had changed into a pair of big pants again.
After dinner, Lin Zheng's uncle gathered everyone together, and of course Ruffian Wolf was among them. Lin Chu thought for a while and then said: "There are still seven days before we take action. Before that, everyone should prepare well.
! Bring all the items you need to bring, and then you all discuss your own ideas. After all, the road ahead is full of uncertainties and various crises. It is very important to take all precautions in advance. Let’s discuss it carefully in the past few days.
For a moment, we will all split up when the time comes."
When the elders dispersed, everyone started making noises. Lin Chu had said before that the young people would form a group. In this case, everyone would have to be self-reliant for a long time, even though everyone's strength was not considered.
Weak, but there are still many problems that need to be paid attention to, not to mention that the current strength of everyone is not enough to run rampant. Besides, everyone's identity is too sensitive. Who knows if anyone in this wild continent will recognize them! Lin Wen's eyes flashed with a trace of spirit.
Mang, carefully analyzed everything, and then everyone made preparations individually. Everyone still trusted Lin Wen's mind, so everyone dispersed. In the next few days, if there is anything else
Let’s discuss the ideas together!
There are still seven days left, big brother is waiting for me, I will find you no matter what! Wild continent! I am here! I hope you can bring me enough surprises!
Just when Lin Zheng was preparing for a new challenge, a fat figure flew over the residence of the female disciples of Wukong Mountain...
PS: I’m on the list! I hope you can support me a lot! Thanks to Fengfeng for your guidance, and thanks to Da Mo Da. As a newcomer, there must be a lot of shortcomings. I hope you can give me more guidance! Piao went to have a meal, and if you have a red ticket, vote for it.
Come here! Otherwise let the fat man steal some of your clothes...