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Chapter 19 Rotten Crotch (2)

Chapter 19: Rotten Cramp (2)

The sky gradually darkened, and the last group of soldiers who walked up to the top of the mountain were the five soldiers led by Li Zuolong.

Of course, in order not to let the Japanese discover anything, they walked up with a few other people, but when the others retreated, Li Zuolong and others were already ambushing in the mud or in the corner where they didn't often walk.

That's it.

On this day, before entering the tunnel, we only buried two mines in necessary places. One is to worry that if we are not on guard, the Japanese will have an opportunity to take advantage of the situation. The other is to cultivate the soldiers' ability to bury the lightning and thunder.

...Today is two, tomorrow is three, and day by day, until the soldiers are familiar with this set, it means that the soldiers can bury thunders very freely.

Of course, I believe there will be dangers in this. There is a saying that when you walk by the river often, you won’t be able to wet your shoes. If you bury this lightning too many times, you will inevitably have accidents.

But we are also very clear: this is a battlefield, and danger is indispensable on the battlefield, so we will not stop doing it because of frequent lightning and burying mines, because this is compared with the danger of the Vietnamese army touching holes.

There are still too few dangers. What we can do is to minimize the dangers on the battlefield. There is no doubt that burying mines on our own positions is one of the methods.

Then we waited quietly in the tunnel. This kind of waiting became very difficult because of the "crack of crotch". Even in this torment, we would have the idea of ​​starting a fight from time to time... You must know that before

We will be more or less nervous before the battle, but this is something we are abnormal and most of them are expecting.

Perhaps only psychologists or psychologists can analyze this kind of psychology clearly and thoroughly. I only know that there were only a few reasons in my mind at that time: First, itchy and irritability made me not have the mind to think about other things. Even if it is not a problem, I have no idea how to think about other things.

It is your own life. Secondly, instead of living in this environment for a long time, you may be liberation if you die in a battle. Thirdly, maybe you will be killed or nervous when you fight... and you won't feel the itch in your crotch and

It hurts.

I admit that this third point is indeed a bit perverted. It is to numb yourself or divert your attention by killing the enemy and the atmosphere of killing the enemy. But... in such an environment,

Under pressure... there are some extreme thoughts, which is not normal.

Perhaps it was out of responsibility for my life and the lives of the soldiers, or perhaps it was a self-displacement of attention. I recalled the battle plan tonight in my mind over and over again, hoping to find out what I had omissions.

"Company Commander!" At this time, Baekabad couldn't help but start complaining: "Can't your superiors give us some medicine? It's so uncomfortable..."

"Yes, company commander!" Xiao Shitou also echoed: "I... have started to flow pus. My family is a single-handed person for three generations. My father is still counting on me to go back and pass on the family line!"

"It's okay, little stone!" Xu Guochun joked: "If you can't... I'll help you. For our comrades-in-arms, don't say thank you!"

With a coaxing sound, the soldiers would be amused by Xu Guochun's words.

Chief Luo sighed and said, "I have reacted to my superiors this morning, but... the superiors also have difficulties..."

"Is it difficult for us to be superiors?" The scholar said without any hesitation: "We are going to die here, and we will suffer this crime before we die!"

"That's it! Let the superiors stay in this hole for a few days. It will also be broken. Let's see if they have any difficulties!"

"Stop talking about the crotch rotten. My clothes have not been wet for a few times!"

...

The scholar's words were obviously very inflammatory, which immediately attracted a lot of complaints from the soldiers.

When I heard that this situation seemed a little bad. If this continues... it may spark anti-war sentiment among the soldiers.

So he opened his mouth and cursed, "What do you say? What do you know... Do you know how this crotch is caused?"

The soldiers were silent as soon as I made a sound. After a while, the study staff said timidly: "Plane leader, didn't you say... this is because of moisture and friction? You said yesterday!"

"You still remember!" I asked back, "Then let me ask you... if we still want to fight on this front line? Should we still live in a tunnel?"

"I didn't say no..." The scholar felt a little aggrieved in his tone.

"Then if you want to live in a tunnel in war, is there any way to not be wet or rub?" Before the scholar could answer, I continued: "Squad leader, you have been studying for a few years, and you should know that if you only take medicine for treatment, you only need to take medicine to treat the disease.

If it is just a treatment of symptoms but not the root cause. Just like we are now, what can we do if our superiors bring us medicine? We have to climb on the battlefield every day, we can live in this tunnel every day, and in a few days, the crotch will start again

It's bad..."

"Besides!" After pausing for a while, I saw that no one answered the soldiers, I continued, "You also know that there are at least 100,000 people guarding us. Are we comrades from other troops not here?

It's rotten? Where can you let your superiors adjust the medicine in the first half of the time?"

As soon as I said this, the soldiers were speechless. In fact, I felt very sorry for these soldiers... Just like they said, these people on the front line are all those who fight against the Vietnamese devils, no matter what the reason is.

They shouldn't be allowed to suffer this sin.

However... it seems that the old man has said how to deal with the crotch rot. Although it cannot be cured, it can be relieved. It seems... it is not wearing pants!

Yes! Our pants are wet all day long, so don’t you keep the crotch wet when you wear them? It seems that the old man has said something about keeping his feet open and trying to ventilate and dry the crotch...I

I remember when the old man talked about this, he proudly said a few words that I couldn’t understand: “Hang eggs, blow eggs, and dry eggs.”

OK! Now I understand a little.

Although I am not a doctor and have no medical knowledge, I know... Our body actually has a self-healing and self-recovery function. If there is any change at the source, then the body's self-healing function will gradually be exerted

effect.

For example, if our crotch is so wet, the body's self-recovery function will naturally not work. But if the crotch can be kept dry...

Thinking of this, I understand what "dry eggs, blow eggs, and dry eggs" means.

"Oh!" I sighed, and while standing up and unarmed my belt and taking off my pants, I said, "Comrades... If you want to improve your crotch, take off your pants!"

"What? Take off your pants?"

The soldiers were stunned when they heard this.

"Yes!" I said, "This is because it's too wet, so I can get rid of my crotch. Take it off... Take it out and hang it, blow it... Take it out and dry it when the sun comes out... and take it out to dry it.

sun……"

The soldiers were silent for a while, and no one answered, even Company Commander Luo.

And I said oh, and continued, "It's better to wash it..."

As he said that, he didn't care what other soldiers thought, he climbed out of the tunnel with a tarp. After a while, he received a handful of rain and washed himself inside... After that, he opened his feet and held his military cap to look at him.

I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect or the cool breeze blows to relieve pain and itch, but it feels much better.

The soldiers were stunned when they saw me like this. After a while, someone responded:

"What are you afraid of? We are all mankind, just take it off!"

"That's right, no one can see the black one!"

"Anyway, these pants are almost rotten!"

...

There was a person who started, and the others quickly let go of their courage and took off their pants one by one, and some even took off their clothes...

Some people may say, will it not be cold if you do this? This cold is indeed cold, but wearing a wet military uniform will not keep warm when worn on your body. It is better to take it off.

So not long after, the scene in the tunnel became spectacular, with their bare butts spreading their feet, and slapped their crotch with military caps...

"Hey, don't say it!" Xiao Shitou said, "It's really comfortable!"

"Platform leader... Is this really useful?" Baekaboo asked half-believingly.

"I think it may be useful!" The scholar said: "Just as the platoon leader said just now... if you use medicine, it will still treat symptoms but not root causes. We will start with the root causes!"

"Oh!" As soon as the soldiers heard the scholars' words, they believed it a little more.

"Oh! This is not the root cause!" Xu Guochun said from the side: "We are clearly treating the root cause, okay?"

The soldiers laughed again.

"Platform leader!" After a while, Xiao Shitou asked again: "Then we can do this now. If we want to go on the battlefield, we have to put on our pants again?"

"Yes!" The scholar continued: "What if the war situation is urgent... what should we do if we don't rush to wear pants?"

"If you want to make it convenient, don't wear it!" Commander Luo said: "What are you afraid of? Anyway, when you go out into the mud and water outside, no one knows whether you are wearing pants!"

"That's it!" I continued the words of Captain Luo: "Can these pants be worn? Don't think about where we are. A brand new pants will rot in seven days. Will the superiors still be every six times.

, I will give us a new military uniform in seven days?"

After hearing this, the soldiers stopped talking... At this time, they were afraid that it would be so embarrassing to go to the battlefield with their bare butts.

In fact, I know very well in my heart. The old man had said a long time ago... On this battlefield, not only our army did not wear clothes, but even the Vietnamese army on the opposite side did not wear them. The reason is very simple. Fighting in this environment...

This dress is not something you can't wear even if you want to! (To be continued...)


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