Fang Tianfeng didn't expect that there were so many ways here, so he continued to ask: "Then how did you know that I was destined to commit suicide?"
"If a man takes five women shopping, what else is he destined to do?" the fortune teller said matter-of-factly.
"Have you seen us a long time ago?" This answer made Fang Tianfeng dumbfounded.
"The six of you are so conspicuous, I don't even think I can see you." The fortune teller became calmer and calmer as he spoke.
Fang Tianfeng said to Shen Xin: "Did you see it? He just lied to you."
Shen Xin suppressed her shame and asked the fortune teller: "Is it true that the horoscope you said is in conflict with metal and fire?"
The fortune teller immediately said: "If you take it to anyone who knows the horoscopes, they will come to the same conclusion. I have studied the horoscopes for many years and I will never be wrong!"
"Then, can that really be resolved?" Shen Xin glanced at Fang Tianfeng, thinking of the word "sex," and blushed again, becoming even more charming.
Just as the fortune teller was about to answer, Fang Tianfeng snorted coldly and said, "Old Taoist, you have to think clearly. If Sister Xin feels that we are incompatible and leaves me in the future, I will report you immediately!"
The fortune teller touched his beard, looked expressionless, looked at the birth dates of the two people again, and said calmly: "It is true that metal and fire are incompatible with each other, but just now I was eager to 'fight', and was blinded by money, so I missed the calculation of the year."
Two year pillars. One is a pomegranate tree and the other is a large forest tree. It happens that two trees form a forest, and the husband and wife are birds of the same forest. They are a natural pair. As I said just now, the two of them are metal and fire.
, and wood makes fire, these two trees form a forest to help the fire burn, and match the strong gold, showing the appearance of real gold refined by fire. As long as they can survive the initial hardships, the two of them will definitely refine into full real gold and become a pair in the same forest."
Shen Xin was extremely surprised and said: "Thank you, Master."
Fang Tianfeng knew as soon as he heard it that the eight-character year pillar was absolutely correct, but the conclusion must be half true and half false. Anyway, fortune tellers are best at playing with words.
"What is 'beating'?"
The fortune teller suddenly became nervous and said: "Since this gentleman is not a fellow-minded person, but he can find out my background, then he is a policeman?"
Fang Tianfeng smiled and said: "Do you think I took five women shopping just to deal with you? If you speak clearly, I will let you go."
The fortune teller smiled bitterly. He didn't expect that he would be deceived and deceived for a lifetime, but he would fall into the hands of a young man.
"We have six-character mantras for fortune telling, which are trial, knock, beat, thousand, long, and sell."
"I sit here and pay attention to everyone passing by. Once I see someone who wants to comment on their horoscopes, I will immediately observe the person's clothing, appearance, temperament, demeanor and various details to determine the person's identity, status, etc.
This process is called trial.”
"After the trial, it is natural to knock. The so-called knock means to start testing based on the results of the 'trial'. For example, if I say that she is destined to be rich and noble, but has a bad marriage, it is to knock."
"The so-called beating means intimidation, saying that you two are destined to be in conflict with each other, and that you are destined to be in love. Generally speaking, you beat first and then hit. But I saw in advance that there was a problem in the relationship between the two of you, so I used beating at the same time. However, I still have some experience.
You two are really talented and knowledgeable, and it is true that metal and fire are in conflict with each other, and sir, you do have these three peach blossoms. If you don't believe it, you can take your horoscope and compare it with the peach blossom fortune telling book."
"Stop talking nonsense! Where is Qian Longhe selling?"
"Qian, it's just a lie. What I said about putting the soil under a century-old peach tree into pomegranate wood soaked in talisman water is a lie. In fact, it's just ordinary soil and ordinary wood. In fact, how to resolve it, I
Don't know."
"Long means flattery, flattery, and praise. For example, if I use my method to resolve the problem, a few years later, the two Jinse will be harmonious, and the whole family will be healthy. This is Long, to reflect the effect of deception."
"Selling, of course, requires money. It's a pity that this gentleman is so powerful. You saw through it before I could sell the peach soil and pomegranate wood. Unfortunately, if you were not here, I could at least make a profit from this lady.
Ten thousand!" The fortune teller became more and more proud as he spoke.
"Are you still excited? If you weren't so old and so proud of your deceit, I would definitely slap you both."
The fortune teller's old face darkened and he begged: "You have a lot of money, please spare me. I just make a living. I usually only deceive the rich and not the poor. I haven't done any serious evil. I don't even accept the poor people I meet."
When it comes to money. In fact, you can ask this lady if she is willing to spend a little money to buy peace of mind."
"The more you say, the more reasonable you become?" Fang Tianfeng really couldn't do anything to such an old man. The main reason is that although this fortune teller has grievances, they are sparse and scattered, which means that he has not done much harm to others, and he is actually righteous, which means that he has misunderstood
He killed the bad guy by mistake.
However, thinking about the poor people who were deceived in the news, Fang Tianfeng had no good impression of this old liar, even if he did not do much evil.
Fang Tianfeng was about to leave, but Shen Xin took out five hundred yuan and put it on the table and said, "Thank you, sir, for your approval. I feel at ease." After saying that, she glanced at Fang Tianfeng and lowered her head involuntarily, her face flushed with red.
Fang Tianfeng's heart skipped a beat, but it was not convenient to say anything at this time, so the old liar quickly collected the money.
"You still dare to accept money?" Fang Tianfeng didn't expect the old liar to be so bold.
The old liar had so much experience that when he saw that Shen Xin didn't care, he knew there was something going on. So he stroked his beard inscrutably and said, "Sir, you should thank me. I helped you two pierce the window paper. These five hundred yuan
, I accept it with peace of mind.”
Shen Xin blushed, sighed, turned around and sat down on the bench. She put her legs together and stuck them tightly together, at an angle of forty-five degrees to the ground. She then put her bag on her thighs, covering the possible
The exposed part.
Fang Tianfeng stared at the wrinkled old liar and said, "You are very courageous, so you are not afraid that I will call the police to arrest you?"
"I'm nearly seventy years old, and I don't have many years to live, no matter where I am." The old liar said calmly and calmly, with an air of detachment from everything else.
"As expected of an old liar! He was still pretending after being exposed." Fang Tianfeng smiled disdainfully and took out his cell phone to call Song Shijie.
"Officer Song, are you busy?"
"Not busy, you tell me!"
"I found an old liar on the pedestrian street. He dared to defraud my sister out of her money. Please help him deal with it."
Before Fang Tianfeng could finish speaking, the old liar knelt on the ground with a plop, moved his knees to Fang Tianfeng's feet, and hugged Fang Tianfeng's legs.
"Sir, spare your life! I was wrong. I shouldn't have accepted the money and I shouldn't have been unrepentant. Please let me go. If my body and bones were to go to jail, I wouldn't be able to withstand the torture." The old liar's tears and nose immediately ran away.
He came out and cried bitterly.
At this time, many passers-by looked here, and many even stopped.
Fang Tianfeng suddenly smelled the smell of mustard oil and thought that this old guy was indeed experienced and had prepared everything.
"As expected, you are an old man. You pretend when you should pretend, and you soften when you should. I see that you are quite old and it is not easy for you to carry mustard oil with you. Hand over the money and I will pretend that I don't know about it."
Fang Tianfeng said.
The old liar continued to cry, but secretly cursed why young people today have become so smart.
"Officer Song, it's okay, I can handle this matter." Fang Tianfeng said as he picked up the old liar.
"You really don't need me to go there?"
"Well, you should be busy."
The old liar grimaced and handed out five hundred, but suddenly withdrew one hundred.
"What do you mean!" Fang Tianfeng asked with a dark face.
"Please do me a favor. I'll kill you today. You can't let me waste so much time, right? If the thief doesn't get away with it, we should at least leave something behind in this business. Otherwise, how can we do it in the future? I see you
My fortune is extremely valuable, and if it has the potential to soar into the sky, I will definitely become a world-famous big shot in the future, and even leave a name in history! Why do you have to care about a little old man like me?" The old liar just looked like a fairy, but now he has become
A wretched old cunning man.
Fang Tianfeng didn't expect the old liar to be so shameless. He suddenly smiled and said, "I ask you a question. As long as you tell the truth, I will let you go."
"Say it!" The old liar quickly stuffed the hundred dollars back into his pocket, his eyes as fierce as a mouse.
Fang Tianfeng resisted the urge to beat him and said: "What you just said is very clear and you also know the horoscopes. It must be passed down from ancestors or taught by seniors, right?"
"Of course! I'm not bragging to you. When my master taught me, he said that if I had been born in the old society, I would definitely be able to follow his example and become the 'grandfather'! It's a pity that I was unlucky and was born in the evil new society."
The old liar sighed.
"So much nonsense! Since your business relies on deception, including palm reading, Feng Shui, etc., are there any people who know magic, magical powers or have magical abilities?"
"Spells? Miraculous powers? Miraculous abilities?" The old liar smiled, "I have been in the industry for forty or fifty years, and I have never seen anyone who tells fortunes, fortune-telling, bones, or feng shui. But without exception, they are all liars.
!My master was a 'grandfather' in the old society. He approved the horoscopes for the spy leader Dai Li, but he ran away after the approval and was almost killed by Dai Li. He is well-informed, right? But he has never seen any magical powers.
, it’s all a lie.”
"In other words, there are no true gods in the world?"
"Absolutely not! Just like Dongfang Song, who is said to be very magical. Everyone in the know knows that. If you look up how he escaped from the treasure island like a lost dog, you will know what kind of thing he is." The old liar was very sure.
Fang Tianfeng was secretly happy.
Even the old liar and his master believed that there was no such thing, which meant that Fang Tianfeng was the only person in the world with magical abilities.
"Okay, let's go. Next time I see you, I won't be so polite!" Fang Tianfeng said.
The old liar wiped the sweat from his face, said thank you, and then solemnly rolled up a piece of paper with a diagram on the table, put it in his arms and took it away, turning around and leaving without looking at the rest.
Fang Tianfeng returned to sit on the bench, and Shen Xin moved to his side and sat side by side with him.
Thinking of what Shen Xin said before and what the old liar said before, Fang Tianfeng felt hot in his heart.
"Don't move, let me lean against you for a while, then I will feel that you belong to me." Shen Xin closed her eyes and leaned against Fang Tianfeng gently.
Fang Tianfeng sighed secretly in his heart and let Shen Xin lean against him.