Chapter 440 The End of the Script That Even God Can't Understand
Chapter 440 A script that even God can’t figure out (End)
"This, this, this...the ball goes in again? It's Rascott again!" He said this with a slightly trembling voice, and jk continued meaningfully, "By the way, as a guest commentator, I have actually already reached the age of playing football.
It’s been more than 10 years! However, I dare to swear that before today’s game, if anyone came to me and told me that a team scored 5 goals in a single game, while their opponents scored 5 goals, but
If the team that scored the goal had lost the game, I would have sprayed him in the face!
However, as the first half of today's game ends, I sincerely want to say, no wonder football has become the number one sport in the world. It has its reasons. Take today's game as an example, let alone
Let’s talk about how exciting, technical and tactical it is, but there is one thing I can be sure of, that is, this game is destined to be remembered in football history forever, even if Crystal Palace can successfully reverse in the second half.
After all, this Lescott is really amazing today! He scored an own-goal hat trick that no one on Earth could even imagine before."
Just as he was saying something salty, suddenly, a text message came from JK's earbuds from his best friend, who was also the deputy director of the Sky TV station where he worked.
While announcing the curtain without squinting, he secretly took out his mobile phone and glanced at the screen. JK suddenly changed his tone and said, "I'm sorry to the audience, you may have thought that I lowered my head just now to play with my mobile phone, but that's not the case. The thing is like this,
My friend just sent me a text message while listening to my program. He told me that the first person in world football to score such an own-goal hat-trick was not Lescott, but someone I heard.
A name I've all heard of.
By the way, in a football match, scoring three own goals in a single game is already amazing. If the same player scored an own goal hat trick, it would be really jaw-dropping. In the 1995-96 season, Anderlecht of the Belgian First Division
Facing the Eklund team, Eklund team player Stan van den Bais (stnvnenbuys) actually hit his own goal three times in a row, which made his teammates' two goals in vain, helping the opponent narrowly win 3:2. Unlucky Bye.
After retiring, Si became the assistant coach of the Belgian first division team Gent.
Of course, the situation I mentioned above is only unintentional, that is to say, the record was completed under the player's consciousness, but if you include intentional own goals, Lescott's own hat trick is nothing.
Since it has been too long, and the level of football is too backward, intentional own goals are not a glorious thing. Therefore, according to rumors, the world Guinness record for own goals is 149 goals! [
Yes, you read that right, not 1, not 4, not 9, but 149!
What happened was in the African League of Madagascar
On October 31, 2002, the coach of Madagascar SOE was unfairly (in his opinion) kicked out of the stands shortly after the start of the match. The SOE team was furious. In the end, under the remote control command of the coach in the stands, SOE players continued to play.
vent their anger by shooting the ball into their own goal.
The result was a world record of 149:0, and all goals scored were own goals.
And what is the concept of 149 goals? On the football field, a side can only have 11 players at most. That is to say, on average, each of the 11 players who started Soe scored at least 13 own goals.
Well, of course, these are only officially recorded data. What is the specific situation? Since it has been too long now, we have to verify it! Besides, these intentional mistakes really have no comparable value. Therefore, no
"Beep, beep, beep." As the referee on duty sounded three long and two short whistles, this Premier League match that attracted worldwide attention came to an end.
In the end, the final score of this game was fixed at the end of the first half between Liverpool and Crystal Palace.
In other words, the defending champion Crystal Palace lost 2-3 at Anfield and swallowed their first defeat of the new season.
People often say that if you are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, you should be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.
In other words, Liverpool, which is currently in financial difficulties, is really not a god-like opponent. As long as Crystal Palace performs normally and wants to win against its opponent, the winning rate will be at least 60%.
However, the final result of the game still ended in their defeat. As for why this is the case, do we need to say more?
No matter how awesome Crystal Palace is, they can't be so awesome that they conceded 3 goals to Liverpool in the away game. Since they didn't dare to concede like that, they scored 3 own goals in Lescott's "Bang Bang Bang" and changed direction to concede 3 goals to the Reds.
After the ball, how do the other Crystal Palace players chase it?
He rushed to Li Yi and stretched out his microphone to stop Li Yi who wanted to return to the locker room. Steve, a reporter from the British "Guardian", asked the question that fans around the world are most concerned about today: "Hello, Lee.
I'm [Steve], a special correspondent for Sky TV. Can I have an intermittent interview with you before you go back to the dressing room?
The so-called shrugged, Li Yi looked at the other party with a half-smile and said, "If I say no, will you leave immediately?"
"Scared!" Frightened by Li Yi's serious expression, he couldn't tell whether Li Yi was joking or seriously speaking about this issue. Steve said helplessly, "That's it, Lee. In fact, we outside today
There is only one issue of greatest concern, and that is, for your teammate Lescott, who scored an own-goal hat-trick in the game today, your two goals turned into merit, and ultimately caused the team to lose.
I don’t know how you plan to treat your relationship with Lescott? Will your relationship suffer from Lescott’s cheating reaction on the court today?
After thinking about it seriously, the smile on Li Yi's face remained unchanged: "Football, why do so many people like football? Isn't it just because of its accidental nature?
I can responsibly say that although Lescott scored 3 own goals in this game, which was very unpleasant to Crystal Palace, as the saying goes, it is a crime of ignorance, not to mention that even if it was 3 own goals, how to prove Lescott
Isn’t it intentional? In fact, this is a good proof, so I’ll leave it here! Do you think that with Lescott’s stinky footwork, he can come up with such a character that he even scored an own goal on the field 3
Did you miss the ball?"
If not, then it is a certainty that Lescott intentionally did bad things on the court!
I don't want to make any further comments on such a definite matter.
Logically speaking, Li Yi should be angry after losing this battle of Tianwang Mountain, which was very important in Li Yi's mind. However, after the game is truly over, Li Yi made some unexpected discoveries. In fact, he was worried too much.
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After all, the national pig has recently been famous for being lazy and good at eating. With such qualities, it is difficult to expect that he can replicate the miracle of Milu in 2001.
