()(Thank you dear friends for your support. There have been too many mundane tasks recently. There may be some omissions in the return visit. I bow down and ask for forgiveness~~~)
The residents of Qianjin Tower gathered together on a rare occasion.
In the early years, Qianjin Tower was the first-class accommodation facility on Pearl Island - Qianjin Guesthouse. Later, Pearl Island became a tourist area, and hotels, rental villas, and of course hourly hotels were built on the island. The historical mission of Qianjin Guesthouse is It has come to the end of its life. After renovation, it was transformed into a single apartment building and currently houses six residents.
Qianjin Building is a standard courtyard-style building. There are small flower beds on both sides of the front door of the building, professionally planted with epiphyllum and tuberose. Behind the building is a parking area, where only bicycles and mopeds can be parked. The front and back yards In between, there is a narrow passage along both sides of the building for the original guest house staff and current residents to enter and exit the parking area.
When Qianjin Building was still a guest house, it had only three floors, and it still has only three floors now. The first floor was built according to the layout of the original guest house, with a foyer, a management room, a utility storage room, a conference room, a public bathroom and a laundry room. The original twenty-four guest rooms on the second and third floors were merged and expanded, and converted into eight small suites. The second floor is for boys, and the third floor is for girls.
Right now, six households on the second and third floors are gathering in the conference room on the first floor for a meeting.
The convener of this meeting is Su Duancheng, the part-time administrator of the building. He got up all night today. (Sorry, it’s awkward? But it’s true. These people do “get up at night” and “go to bed early in the morning”, and some people claim to save electricity. The living habits of netizens are somewhat similar.) After getting up one night, I received the eighth complaint from residents.
Su Duancheng, who had a strong sense of responsibility, felt that he could no longer let the situation develop, so he quickly summoned all the residents who had just woken up to convene the first Qianjin Tower People's Congress.
Su Duancheng first introduced the situation to the informed and uninformed representatives present. Recently, the building management office has received reports from residents many times, saying that they often feel like being peeped. In addition, the clothes in the laundry room are being peeped. Due to the signs of turning over, some residents even lost their clothing.
Wang Sen first questioned: "Our family's vision is above 8.0. Since we already feel that we are being peeped, it should be easy to find the peeper. Why haven't we caught this guy yet?"
Seeing no one answered, Xue Qiqi timidly said: "Every time Yu Lan notices someone peeping, it's always at dusk or early morning, which is a time period when our eyesight can't be used to its full potential."
Su Duancheng went on to explain: "The laundry room was invaded during the day, when we were asleep."
Su Jinchi raised his hand and asked: "Whose clothes were stolen? Mine doesn't seem to have been stolen."
After a long time, Yu Lan answered him with a cold face: "Of course they are our girls' clothes. Who would steal your men's clothes?"
Su Jinchi argued unconvinced: "In terms of value, our clothes are much more expensive than yours. Our suits..."
"Won't you take the suit to the laundry room to be washed?" Yu Lan interrupted Su Jinchi neatly and frowned impatiently, "All our underwear was stolen."
When Su Jinchi heard this, he became even more unconvinced: "My underwear is all made of pure dog hair. In terms of value..."
"Are you wearing pure dog hair now?" Wen Huiyi interrupted with a smile, "Come on, take it off! Take it off for us to see? Do you feel uncomfortable when no one is watching? Let me teach you a way, so
Why are you wearing good underwear inside? You should wear it on the outside!"
Su Jinchi didn't dare to talk to her, so he turned his whole body 45 degrees at high speed, faced Wang Sen with an air of arrogance, and declared with an air more Sherlock Holmes than Sherlock Holmes: "According to my analysis, the thief should be more than one person, and it is likely that he committed the crime in a gang, at least
One of them is a lookout. When they come in the morning, one person is responsible for watching us, and the other one starts stealing while we are asleep. When the one on the lookout sees us getting up in the evening, he calls on his companions to evacuate safely."
"I've never heard that it takes a whole day to steal a few pairs of underwear." Wang Sen frowned and replied without looking back: "Why do you want to analyze it to me? Find someone else to analyze it."
Su Jinchi waited patiently for Wang Sen to finish his sentence, and continued to persevere: "I think these are a group of stupid thieves who don't carry a bigger bag when stealing, so they can only steal some women's underwear that is easy to hide. Like mine.
Pure dog hair underwear cannot be folded, and it will be conspicuous when it is stuffed into a ball in a pocket, so it can be spared.”
"Do you really want someone to steal your underwear?" Wen Huiyi smiled even brighter and said in a professional psychiatrist's tone, "Take it off! We will satisfy your desire to reveal your underwear. Everyone lives upstairs.
We won't laugh at you downstairs. Of course, if you want us to laugh, we can cooperate."
"Ahem." Although Wen Huiyi said these words to Su Jinchi, Su Duancheng's face turned red and he coughed twice and said, "We all have a general understanding of the situation. No matter what the reason is, the body
As the building administrator, I cannot tolerate this situation continuing to happen. I have called you here today to discuss a countermeasure."
"Isn't this simple?!" Su Jinchi immediately suggested, "Let's guard together and wait until the thieves come again and catch them."
"We don't know when the thief will come. Why don't we sleep all day?" Yu Lan asked, "Besides, our movements are restricted during the day. If the thief escapes outside, how will we catch him?!"
"This thief is obviously targeting our weak links. As a vampire, I think this is a great shame!" Wang Sen shook his long hair angrily, and Liu Yemei raised his eyebrows and said, "I suggest digging a trap."
Everyone turned their attention to Su Duancheng. Su Duancheng hesitated and stood up: "Only the two flower beds in our courtyard are mud, and the rest are cement. How to dig? Even in those two flower beds,
If you dig, the thief may not go there?"
These guys will definitely be stupid in the future. Xue Qiqi, who had not spoken for a long time, was annoyed and couldn't help but remind her softly, "The so-called 'digging a trap' does not necessarily mean digging a hole. There are also many traps, such as setting up a net.
Set up a trap or something.”
"Yes! Yes! We can pull a rope with a bell on it, so that we will know when the thief comes!" Su Jinchi shouted excitedly.
Huh! Why are you so stupid? "It's useless even if you know it? We still can't run out during the day." Xue Qiqi frowned slightly and pretended to be thoughtful, "There is no way to trap him here.
?"
"Animal traps are one way. You can catch criminals without digging a hole." Wang Sen responded, "But it's a bit troublesome to set up. Besides, what we sell here are all fishing nets, which can be broken open with a little force."
.”
"Why not just use an animal trap?" Wen Huiyi suggested, "It is much easier to set up than an animal trap, and it will be more painful to trap it."
"It should work. Many hunters use this." Su Jinchi trembled and nodded in agreement. He wondered if he was thinking of his brothers who were caught in animal traps.
Yu Lan glanced sideways at Su Jinchi's expression, and immediately added: "Although the bear trap cannot catch smart foxes, it should be no problem to catch a few stupid wild wolves."
"Then we decide to use a trap?" Su Duancheng made the final consultation.
"Large animal traps can even trap bears, but I'm afraid we can't buy them here." Xue Qiqi continued to inspire, "Although small animal traps can injure the thief, he should still be able to break open the trap and escape...
…”
"Why don't we set up a few more clamps to injure both of his feet so that he can't run away?" Wen Huiyi's eyes lit up and she said with a genuine smile, "It's best if he falls again and puts his hands on the ground.
It would be even better if it is clamped when it is also clamped. If you want to open the clamp, you don’t have any hands to use, fufufu.”
"I think - it would be best to have multiple traps. Once the trap is discovered by the thief, it would be nice if there are other mechanisms to catch him." In order to maintain her image as a lady, Xue Qiqi decided not to let it go even if she was beaten to death.
The most vicious strategy came out of his own mouth. However, it was indeed a laborious task to induce this group of people. "It's a pity that I can't dig a hole...or I can drop something from the top of my head to trap him..."
"Falling rocks!" Su Jinchi almost jumped up from his chair, "What a way! What a way! If we can't dig, we can just smash them down! I've long wanted to try the power of falling rocks!"
"Where can I get such a big stone?" Yu Lan asked, "Even if there is one, who will get it back and put it on the roof?"
"I don't think it will work, and it will kill people." Wen Huiyi said enthusiastically, "Instead of doing this, why not make a dung bag and smash it down and let him have a taste."
…
The rest of the people were speechless. After a while...
"...Who's going to do the shit?"
"It has to be left on our roof for a long time before the thief comes. It's very smelly."
"After it is smashed down, it will be scattered everywhere, and we will still have to live here."
"Even if it hits him, it won't affect the thief's escape, right?"
…
"When it comes to ancient traps, the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth are not included. When digging a pit, falling rocks are of the earth element, and animal traps are of the metal element." Wang Sen said, "There are also traps of the three elements of water, fire, and wood that can be considered."
"Do you want to burn this place down or flood it?" Wen Huiyi was unhappy that her valuable advice had not been adopted. Personally, she was willing to hold her nose and stand next to a thief who was hit by a bag of feces.
The other side laughed heartily.
"Wood type can be considered. In the past, hunters used wood and bamboo arrows?" Su Jinchi said, "The wood might damage the house, but the bamboo arrows..."
"Don't go to all the trouble, just scatter nails all over the ground, right?" Yu Lan interrupted him again, still impatiently saying, "Once a thief steps on the nails, he will run around in panic, which will also help improve his ability to step on the nails.
The sure chance of hitting the trap.”
Right, right, it’s right to develop in this direction! Xue Qiqi thought to herself, but said: "Smashing the dung bag really smells too bad. Isn’t our purpose to catch him? I think it’s better to smash some glue or something
, it doesn’t hurt people, but it can also catch people..."
"Fufufu, I will personally provide an extra bottle of hair removal ointment." Wen Huiyi seemed to have seen the thief's hair fall out.
"It doesn't need to be so big?" Su Duancheng, the organizer of the conference, began to regret convening this meeting. "It's just a little thief who stole underwear."
The three women glared at him together.
"In the past, if you caught a thief, you would have your hands chopped off!"
"This is no ordinary thief, he should be soaked in a pig cage if caught!"
"How about we set up a trap and you try it for us first? As an administrator, this should be your honorable responsibility?" As warm as the sky is, you should be as cruel and merciless to the enemy as the harsh winter!"
"This little thief is obviously a provocation against our vampires! Is it intolerable? We should go all out, this will be a magnificent holy war!"
Su Duancheng trembled even more.
At the same time, in a dark room not far away, a middle-aged man who was immersed in a large number of computers also shivered inexplicably.
At the same time, I felt a chill, and that day I was riding in an ambulance, moving towards Hongyan Island where Qianjin Tower was located.