()(Thank you for the reward, I collected many young and old in one week, hehe, the little vampire has a popsicle to eat~~~~Take a bite, ice~~~~)
"They're all...new..." The uncle slumped down and sat down. So-Na's voice also deepened several times: "Where did you get so many new underwear?"
"Don't you know?" Su Jinchi smiled and patted her shoulder that day, "Yu Lan is a salesperson at the underwear counter, and these are their unsalable inventory. Except for my pair of gray pure dog hair underwear."
"This is impossible!! How could such a good product be unsaleable?!" The uncle stepped forward again after hearing this. He tossed his head and a pair of T-shaped underwear was held in his mouth like a magic trick.
"Wow! You almost caused us to wrongly accuse a good person!" Xue Qiqi immediately rushed forward and snatched the underwear from the uncle's mouth. "How can you still steal while you are tied?!"
Then, Xue Qiqi walked back to Yu Lan, held up the pair of underwear, and said angrily: "I told you before, it can't be that... someone else stole it. You just don't believe it."
That day, I quickly jumped to the uncle's side and touched his chest and back everywhere: "Wow! There is another one here! Wow! There is also one here! Wow! This one..."
Su Duancheng on the side couldn't believe his eyes and said with admiration: "How did you find him that day? Why couldn't I see where he was hiding?"
"Here? Is there another place here?" He pointed at two places that day, and the third place he pointed at turned out to be the pustule on the back of the uncle's neck that was swollen by a trap. Of course, the three pairs of underwear "found" just now were
It originally existed in his own sleeve. "These are the three items, and I can't find them."
That day, he threw three pairs of underwear on the table one by one. To him, this brand-new product was no different from a rag and was not worthy of nostalgia. He clapped his hands and walked towards the original location, and found a line behind his uncle's swimming goggles.
The light flashed cunningly at him.
"Could Dr. Qian have stolen the rest?" Seeing that he had successfully managed to pass the test, a certain Na immediately changed the subject, "However, there is a question I would like to clarify. That bag is mine, and theoretically everything should be in it.
They are my dirty clothes. But I can’t guarantee whether Dr. Qian hid anything else in them."
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"Dr. Qian didn't steal your underwear?" Wang Sen asked suspiciously.
"Of course I put my own dirty underwear in my bag." He asked strangely that day, "Is there anything wrong? Eh? How did you find out that Dr. Qian and this guy are together?"
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"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"
"Why is Doctor Qian carrying your bag?!"
"Dr. Qian volunteered to carry the bag for me. Do I have any reason to refuse?" He replied inexplicably that day, "Aren't you suspicious of Dr. Qian because of this bag?"
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"Wow! I found two more pairs!" Su Duancheng had been staying behind the uncle, and at this extremely inappropriate time, he suddenly raised two pairs of underwear.
No one paid attention to Su Duancheng. But that day, he felt that he had searched the area that Su Duancheng searched just now, and there was nothing suspicious there. Su Duancheng should have copied the stunt he had just performed. He nodded with satisfaction that day, just with this hand
, coupled with a naturally honest face, this Su Duancheng is indeed a talent that can be created!
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"Dr. Qian carried such a big bag in the middle of the night and walked all the way to the trap we set. How could he not make us suspicious?" Wang Sen blushed and muttered in a low voice.
"Wow! Then I wasn't in danger just now?!" That day pointed at Qian Hao who was still tied in the chair, "If I was carrying that bag, I would be the one tied there now? Wouldn't you be?
Anyone with a backpack will be killed if they see one?"
"Why don't you untie Dr. Qian quickly?" Xue Qiqi said apologetically, "We all blamed good people!"
"Wait a minute!" Yu Lan stopped Su Jinchi who was about to untie Qian Hao, "There are still several pairs of underwear that haven't been found! Qiqi, please check the bag that day first. See if we really made a mistake about this.
Two good people!”
"Yes, yes. It's already tied up anyway. It's not too late to untie it after the inspection." Wen Huiyi smiled and said, "Qiqi, could you please check it? Fufufu, they should all be worn that day.
Underwear, nothing else. Check it carefully."
"If you want to check, come and check." Xue Qiqi blushed and protested, "I believe that day and Dr. Qian are both good people."
Su Jinchi stepped forward, grabbed the travel bag, and poured out everything in the bag: "What's there to be worried about? Dirty clothes are not shameful!"
"Okay! No need to look for it." The uncle suddenly raised his head proudly, "The remaining eight are all on me."
"What are the remaining eight? The first few were also found on you!" Su Duancheng immediately refuted.
The uncle glanced at him and said nonchalantly: "Yes."
Su Jinchi threw down the empty bag that day and went to untie Qian Hao's rope first, cursing and saying, "You bandit! Why did you steal so many women's underwear?!"
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." The uncle, who had always been so arrogant, called out to Chongtianqulai, "I have very difficult reasons!"
When a certain person heard his two "misunderstandings", he turned out to be very powerful, which was more touching than the two calls he had made before.
"What's your surname? What's your name? Where are you from? Home address? Contact number? Work place?" Behind everyone's back that day, he winked at the uncle twice, hinting that he would "act cheaply", and then continued, "Do you have any criminal record? You
You must answer honestly and strive for leniency!”
"That's right, you've caused us to blame good people wrongly!" Su Duancheng, while stuffing the table full of sundries and dirty clothes back into his bag for that day, echoed, "You must be lenient if you confess, huh?"
"Just now, we have used all possible means to deal with you. So, even if you don't tell the truth now, we can't do anything to you, right?" Tian Tian warned earnestly, "But you must not think like this, you know
Yet?"
"I'm a good person!" The uncle said with tears streaming down his face, "My mother died when I was three years old, my father died when I was ten years old, and when I was forty years old, my wife was abducted again, and she was my child.
My dear mother! My life is miserable~wow~wow~~~~."
Huh? Why does this tune sound so familiar? Huh? Why is everyone wiping away tears except myself?
After a careful study, a certain person discovered that Qian Hao's tears were due to self-pity, while Wen Huiyi's tears were probably due to excitement.
"In order to support my poor child, I took a part-time job after work, but the boss of the company found out and fired me." The uncle continued to cry, "Now I can only work everywhere to make a living. My life is miserable.
~Wow~Wow~~~~.”
The uncle suddenly stopped crying and introduced himself politely: "Ah, my surname is Lou and my name is Ashu. This is the first time we meet, so please take care of me."
"Well, Lao Lou, we have basically understood your situation. Now please tell me in detail the motive behind the theft of underwear." He asked with a straight face that day, "Is it because you have so many daughters and you don't have the money to give them to them?"
Do they buy it?”
"Stop talking nonsense!" Yu Lan seemed to wake up from the previous emotion and said sternly, "In addition to stealing underwear, you also spied on us again and again! Is this also for your daughters?"
Damn this old boy! A certain asked eagerly: "Wow! What did you see? You must explain the details honestly! Don't miss a word!"
Lou Ashu rolled his eyes and caught a glimpse of Qian Hao's bald head, which was still crying: "One of my jobs is a market researcher for hair removal ointment. I am responsible for investigating the actual hair removal effects of customers after using our company's products.
.You have also seen that I have such a good appearance. I cannot knock on the door of every house and ask people if the hair here has been removed completely? Is the hair there regenerated? Right?"
"So, you used the voyeuristic method to check the user's...um...parts where hair removal ointment must be used?" A certain person followed Lou Ashu and said, "Of course, you definitely didn't look at those things that you shouldn't.
right?"
"Yes, yes, yes, I won't watch anything I shouldn't! I won't watch it!" Lou Ashu nodded like a chicken pounding rice, and vowed, "Those who work in our industry are very professional and ethical.
!I also took these underwear for a close inspection. You know, if the hair that is removed regenerates, it will be easy to pierce these soft fabrics!"
"So you take them back and test them to determine the probability and rate of hair regrowth?"
"Yes, yes, after the test is completed, I will definitely take it back and return it."
"Oh——, that's no wonder." Su Jinchi suddenly realized, "I have never used hair removal ointment, so if you don't steal... don't take my underwear for inspection! Hey, let me ask you, your company has
Are there no hair-enhancing products?”
"..." Lou Ashu was stunned for a moment, "Uh--, I'm just responsible for investigating the hair removal series products. I'm not sure. But I can go back and help you find out..."
"...Uh——, I want it too! Please!" Qian Hao looked at Lou Ashu pitifully, as if he had pinned all his hopes for the rest of his life on him.
"I'm sorry, it seems we really wronged you." Yu Lan suddenly put on a charming smile, lifted up her skirt and put one leg on the chair, ran her hands up her calves, and said softly, "Actually, you guys
The company’s products are really effective. Look, there’s no regeneration at all? Eh? By the way, I can’t even remember, what is the brand of your company’s hair removal ointment?”
Lou Ashu stared at Yu Lan's beautiful legs, his mouth almost watering: "Uh - what brand is it? Brand... Dulux?"
"Oh——, would you like to help me check if there are any cracks?"
Lou Ashu didn't notice that Yu Lan's tone was getting colder and colder, but he kept nodding his head: "Okay, okay, I like to see the cracks the most!"
"Ahem!" I was so anxious that day that I coughed hard, "Old Lou! You are probably also an investigator for a paint company?"
(I know what will happen next, we will continue at 20:00 tonight, come and see~~~~)