()(The little vampire asked innocently: "I am a little ghost after all? Today is Ghost Festival, why isn't it busy here~~~~~")
"Then I have recited it? I have recited it?" Xue Qiqi repeatedly asked for Yu Lan's consent, then closed her eyes, her face turned crimson, her fists folded together and stretched forward, as if holding a mallet, her body in place
The ground was spinning, shouting: "Akeup! Eternal moonlight——! Change!——Body!——"
Strangely enough, these powers of theirs seemed to work no matter what spell they recited. Xue Qiqi's body spun faster and faster, and when it reached its extreme speed, it was like a top. By the time she stopped, she was already dizzy and staggering.
, if Yu Lan hadn't been supporting her by the side, she would have almost fallen to the ground.
This time, no one made a sound of surprise. Including Su Jinchi who was holding the door while still lying on the ground and Yu Lan who was supporting Xue Qiqi, everyone stared at Xue Qiqi in awe.
"Ah——!" Xue Qiqi let out a scream that was enough to cause an eight-magnitude earthquake, "How could I become like this?!"
I saw that Xue Qiqi had grown taller, about two meters by visual inspection, with a sturdy back and waist, wearing a red flat-top air force cap, the same color uniform, a wide belt around the waist, a dark green cloak, big leather boots, shoulders, and wrists
The body and the part below the knees were tightly fastened with all-steel protective gear. The usually supple face was full of flesh, which looked murderous. Combined with the sorrow and crying at the moment, it looked extremely funny.
"This looks like the police officer in Street Fighter?" The amount of oil secretion that day gradually weakened. When he slid to the door, he put his legs together and clamped the door frame, and finally stopped.
"His name is Vega." After unremitting efforts, Su Jinchi was finally able to touch his feet on the ground, but he still didn't dare to stand up and squatted on the spot. "It's not a police officer, but Shadaloo, Yingluo's final boss."
"Wow! So cool!" That day, he climbed up on Su Jinchi's shoulder regardless of previous grudges. Not only did Su Jinchi get covered in oil, but he also dragged him to the ground again. The two of them were sliding on the ground like loaches.
.
"Yeah, he's so strong! He can't be killed by a nuclear bomb (*Note: a reference to "Haos")!" Su Jinchi was so excited that he was twisting around on the ground. "It's because he can't be killed no matter how hard he hits, that Street Fighter can rise from the 80's
The era has been fighting until now! However, personally, I still prefer "Legend of the Hungry Wolf"!"
"Of course, the one with the word 'wolf'!" He had already understood Su Jinchi's thinking mode that day. He suddenly became depressed and struggled to push Su Jinchi away, "I think I can't get too close to you.
, otherwise wouldn’t it be easily misunderstood as ‘acting in embarrassment’?”
"It's too late! The way we are now, anyone who looks at us will feel 'embarrassed'."
"……."Korea?!"
Huh? This woman is not simple! She seems to be extremely familiar with those male-oriented fighting games. Li is just a thigh seller, are you willing to be Chun Li? Do you want to sell thighs? "
"Hui Yi is right, Vega is very powerful!" Yu Lan helped Xue Qiqi to stand upright, pretending to be relaxed and said, "He is good at military fighting skills and Muay Thai. Not only is he good at light kung fu, but he can also use spiritual power to attack. He can even stand still.
The heavy kick is also extremely domineering. Qiqi, can you give her a try?"
Damn it! I was even more surprised that day! Why do these women seem to know more than my male classmate?!
Yu Lan's words were completely ineffective, but instead made "Vega" grab her hands and feet and howl loudly. But every time she moved her arms or stamped her foot, there was a faint sound of wind and thunder.
Wen Huiyi had obviously been exposed to the light that day and had a lot of oil on the soles of her feet. With the sound of the wind, she had slipped out of the attack range of "Vega".
Yu Lan was faster than her. This woman known as the "Snow Fox" had probably mastered the skills of surviving in the snow. She was seen bending and kicking her legs in a very graceful posture, as if she was in the snow.
It slid out of an arc and stopped just in front of that day, showing no sign of falling.
"Hey! Qiqi did this because of you, and your unlucky spell!" Yu Lan looked down at the day coldly, without even looking at Su Jinchi beside him, "You don't know how to crawl over?
Comfort her?!"
This is completely a sin of Yuga! Who knows what kind of abilities Lou Ashu’s broken computer will give! And that spell, according to estimates that day, you just sang a song "Only Mom is Good in the World" with great affection.
, the result will not be any different!
But a certain person was thinking about something else. At this moment, he and Su Jinchi were twisting and struggling in the oil field. When he saw Yu Lan gliding over lightly, moving when he said it and stopping when he said it, his heart immediately surged.
I admired her endlessly, and vowed in my heart that I would establish a good relationship with this woman so that I could learn the tricks of skating and skiing. In the future, I would avoid getting myself into such an embarrassing situation every time I use Wanwan Oil to show off my power.
Therefore, without saying a word, he swam towards "Vega" inch by inch in a land-based breaststroke posture. Unexpectedly, Yu Lan thought he was too slow and raised her foot to lightly kick his butt.
He then went straight down the river to Xue Qiqi easily.
When "Vega" saw that day "flowing" towards him, he was so ashamed that he covered his face with his hands, kicked his feet on the ground a few times, then turned his back and squatted down. That day he was sliding on the ground, that is, relying on
After experiencing the shock of those "hurried kicks", which made him "splash" with the oil flowers several times, his speed gradually slowed down and finally stopped, with his head just under "Vega"'s big ass.
"Vega", who was covering his face with his hands, didn't know the situation, but he watched helplessly as he slipped between someone's legs that day. Therefore, he neither dared to turn over nor raised his head. He faced the ground and said in a muffled voice:
"Well——, Vega is really good..."
Xue Qiqi suddenly noticed that day's voice coming from under her crotch, she screamed, and was about to jump up. However, even "Vega's" Qinggong could not withstand the semen all over the floor, and the King of Fighting sat on his butt.
on my back that day.
The "That Day" was suddenly loaded with ninety-six kilograms, and with a whistle, it set sail again. It was rare that this time the course was correct, with the head in front and the feet behind.
"I just like Vega, no, I respect him!" A certain person whispered with difficulty during the voyage, "I think most boys admire Vega. He is not afraid of power and is not willing to be a lackey of the Pentagon. In the third world,
The state painstakingly manages its armed forces in secret..."
"I don't want 'respect and love'! I don't want 'respect'! I just want 'love'!" The nearly two hundred kilograms on my back squirmed dissatisfied.
"Alas! Alas!" The oppressed people really only have "Alas" left, "Just love, love! Alas! Love! Alas!... But it's not okay to not respect at all? That's not ruined into chaotic love.
?"
"I don't care!" Vega's big-headed iron boots kicked on the ground, making waves of oil. "Say what you just said again, no 'respect'!"
"Yes! Yes!" At this moment, the air output of a certain person was obviously greater than the air intake. As long as the person on the back didn't bother, he could say whatever he wanted. He barely took a breath, raised his chin, and cried out in a loud voice,
"I! Love! V!G!"
"No, no! I'm not 'Vega'! Say it again!"
"……."
"Hurry up!"
The iron hooves rolled on both sides of my head, and that day I finally had to give in: "I..."
"Ding dong! There is an intrusion by a suspicious person, please enter the escape channel quickly. Ding dong! There is an intrusion by a suspicious person, please enter the escape channel quickly." The synthesized sound of the computer sounded at an inappropriate time.
"Lou Ashu!" "Vega" roared, "I order you to turn off that broken computer immediately!"
Under the coercion, Lou Ashu stumbled towards the computer. Before he could touch the keyboard, the electronic synthesized voice shouted again: "Ding dong! There is an enemy invasion on the roof! There is an enemy invasion in the escape channel! Please evacuate quickly!"
"
Everyone in the room was dumbfounded. Lou Ashu jumped on the computer and asked: "How many enemies are there? Have all the escape routes been invaded? Where should we escape?"
The most expensive computer didn't know how to answer the owner's question, and still simply repeated: "Ding dong! There is an enemy invasion on the roof! There is an enemy invasion in the escape channel! Please evacuate quickly!"
Wang Sen stretched out a finger and scratched his head in confusion: "The door is open, why don't the enemies come up from the stairs? Instead, they have to climb the roof. Is there that difficult escape passage?"
"Could it be just a few little thieves?" Su Duancheng also asked strangely, "Huh? Then why should we escape?"
"What a blind thief." Su Jinchi had acquired a new skill and was eager to try it out. "Why don't we wait here and let them come up and practice their skills with us all."
"It won't be that simple!" Lou Ashu obviously knew something and was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. "The people from the youth training camp must have discovered that we were secretly practicing magic skills and came to our door! They were prepared.
Come on, it’s not that easy to deal with!”
"We have only been practicing here for a short time, how do the people in the youth training camp know?" Wen Huiyi looked up at the ceiling, "Isn't there some kind of camera installed here?"
"I guess..." Lou Ashu glanced at Yu Lan with fear, "...the gas just now... was too smelly and attracted them..."
"It makes sense!" Wang Sen nodded and said, "And the noise we made just now was too loud. Looking at this posture, maybe the anti-terrorism force is coming."
"Whatever!" Su Jinchi was on all fours, ready to attack like a wolf pouncing on its prey, "Just beat them up when they come! Why don't you just let them take them back?!"
"Don't be anxious yet." Qian Hao calmed everyone's emotions while cautiously walking towards the window in the oil field, "Whether it is the youth training camp or the anti-terrorism force, they are all under the control of the Special Security Council. I respect all the people in the Special Security Council.
Well, let me go say hello first..."
(What will the first battle be like? Hehe, we will continue tomorrow afternoon at 14::3~~~~)