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"Yes, that's it. It's been a week in the blink of an eye." Wen Huiyi quickly took the wallet from that day, paid the membership fee for him, and lightly bumped the shoulder of that day, "Speaking of which, I really have to thank Duan. I had diarrhea that night! Otherwise, we wouldn’t be sitting here chatting now.”
"That...is." I had mixed feelings in my heart that day. I never imagined that the sorority that had harmed me would require me to pay for it every month in the future.
"Tomorrow night is a special meeting to celebrate your joining. You know, I didn't attend last time and ended up like that..." Su Duancheng counted the money while informing the day. "It's the same old time and the same place. Do you know the way? ?”
"Ouch! Can't we all go together tomorrow night?" Wen Huiyi stuffed her wallet back into her hand, "We are so familiar with each other, why do we have to go our separate ways?"
This week, the collective activities of the residents of Qianjin Building have increased significantly, and the relationship between them has improved by leaps and bounds.
"Yeah, we're all so familiar...then why do we still need a sorority?" A certain person's wallet was flat...
"Hehe, let's just treat it as a dinner party!" Wen Huiyi said and walked towards the refrigerator, "Duan Cheng, let's sit down and chat together. Do you want some tomato juice?"
Su Duancheng, the building administrator, seemed to have enough time and he happily sat down on the seat next to him that day. He didn't make it that day, so he had to sit down again. He thought to himself, now he has With Su Duancheng on his back, his treatment may improve.
Before Wen Huiyi closed the refrigerator door, the computer made a beeping sound, indicating that a netizen had made a call.
Wen Huiyi smiled apologetically at them that day, sat back in front of the computer, put on her headphones, and turned on the speaker so that they could hear the content of the call that day.
"Hi, hello. How can I help you?" Wen Huiyi said in a formulaic voice with her sweet voice.
"I'm a handsome guy." On the other end of the phone, a young man introduced himself straightforwardly, "Really, I'm not going to lie to you, I'm really handsome."
"Really?" Wen Huiyi seemed very happy to talk to a handsome guy, "It's such a pity that we can't get through to each other until today. May I ask, what other illnesses do you have?"
"...I'm not sick, why do you ask?"
"No, of course you are sick. You have at least one kind of 'handsome boy disease.'" Wen Huiyi explained patiently and sincerely, "This disease will have long-term adverse effects on society, family, and even you. Seriously, It may even cause irreparable consequences. I suggest you immediately buy a bottle of sulfuric acid and go back to wash your face. In this way, you may have one less disease the next time we call."
"……."
"If you don't have any more questions, let's leave the hotline to the next friend, okay?" Wen Huiyi greeted cordially, "Thank you for your call. If you are satisfied with my service, please don't forget Please give me a rating. Thank you. Goodbye."
Sitting side by side, Na Tian and Su Duancheng looked at each other, feeling the chill on their backs.
"That's it?" A certain man looked dumbfounded as Wen Huiyi cut off the call. He never expected that Wen Huiyi would be so...frank when answering the consultation call?
"It's over. Isn't it very simple?" Wen Huiyi leaned back in the chair and shrugged, taking off the headphones she was wearing and still hanging them around her neck. "I think anyone can do this job."
That day I honestly and bluntly offered the opinions of an onlooker: "That's how you give people advice? You didn't even listen to what they wanted to say!"
"I listened." Wen Huiyi turned her face sideways and replied with a calm smile, "This person has severe narcissism. For this disease, any prescription given by a psychiatrist can only treat the symptoms.
And the effect is very slow. My prescription directly treats the root cause, takes effect in one dose, and will never relapse."
The prescription is to wash your face with sulfuric acid...
"...What if this person is really a handsome guy?" According to Wen Huiyi's approach, all the handsome guys in the world would have their faces disfigured by her.
"Ah! That's such a pity! There is another handsome guy missing in this world." Wen Huiyi stretched out her hands to the sky in an exaggerated gesture of prayer, then lowered her head and said, "However, such a self-righteous handsome guy
So why not one?”
"……."
That day, he somewhat agreed with Wen Huiyi's theory, but he felt that he should at least listen to what others had to say. Do marriage and love hotlines like Wen Huiyi really have value and practical significance?
The dial-in signal tone rang again, and Wen Huiyi answered again: "Hello, how are you? How can I help you?"
"...I, I'm not a handsome guy." It was the same man just now. This time, he changed his opening remarks. However, it sounded quite forced.
"Fufufu, you are disobedient - you didn't wash your face? Although girls need to be coaxed, hotline counselors cannot do so." Wen Huiyi's attitude was still cordial and enthusiastic, "Your current condition has improved.
It's getting better, but this disease can easily relapse. We must cure it completely! Be good, go wash your face first! Thank you for your call. If you are satisfied with my service, please don't forget to rate me.
Thank you and goodbye."
"...It's over again?" That day and Su Duancheng looked at each other and couldn't help but ask.
Wen Huiyi did not answer. She just turned around and smiled at Tian Tian and Su Duancheng, then stood in front of the screen in full alert. This time, she didn't even take off her earphones, as if she was waiting for the man to call again.
Sure enough, in less than a minute, the handsome guy who couldn't figure out whether he was handsome or not called me again.
"Hi, hello. How can I help you?"
"Please listen to what I have to say. This has nothing to do with my appearance. I'm very distressed!" The man learned the lesson from the last two times and spoke quickly and urgently, without even pausing between words.
"Oh? Are you troubled? Tell me about it?"
"I am twenty years old this year and I am a college student. I have never had a girlfriend since I was a child. I am really... I am not really ugly, and my family background is... pretty good. I think I am not lacking anything compared to others.
I'm better than other... some people. But the girls just don't want to talk to me. They are all like you, refusing to listen to what I have to say and rejecting me. I really don't know what's wrong with me and what should I do?
?”
"Are you done?" Even though the man on the other end of the phone couldn't see her, Wen Huiyi always maintained a professional smile on her face.
"It's over."
"First of all, you said you are a college student. Do you think you study well? If it weren't for the lack of students now, would someone like you have been able to go to college twenty years earlier?"
"……."
"Secondly, you said that your family is well off. I think that should be your parents' property? Is it you who is looking for a girlfriend, or is your father looking for a girlfriend? If it is your father who is looking for a girlfriend, I suggest that you should follow
Let’s discuss it with mother.”
"……."
"Third, you think you are very handsome. Then why didn't you just start a video call when you called me? Your words reveal a kind of humble self-esteem, which shows your strong inner inferiority."
Wen Huiyi spoke faster and faster, and the words in her mouth turned into dense whips. "Honestly, are you afraid to let me see your ugly face?! Is it because those parts are on your face?
You forcefully define something that others think is ugly as beautiful?!"
"...No, that's not the case..."
"Don't tell me that your nose looks like so-and-so and your eyes look like so-and-so. Even if all the best parts are put together, your face may not be beautiful."
"……."
"Do you know why this is? As the old saying goes, 'Look comes from the heart.' Because your heart is ugly, you can never be beautiful."
"...You, how can you say that..."
"Isn't it? Let me ask you, have you cheated in all these years of school?"
"……."
"Yes? Have you ever cursed others out of jealousy?"
"...You, who are you? How do you know?..."
"Yes? Have you ever lied to others? Yes?"
"……."
"Have you ever been greedy and evaded work? Yes? Have you ever been a bully or bullied a child? Yes?"
"……."
"You don't wash your face at night and brush your teeth in the morning! Not only that, you also have a crush on female teachers, spy on female classmates, and stalk old ladies. What's even worse is that you treat them as side dishes, yyxx!"
"Ah——! Stop talking! Stop talking!" The man on the other end of the phone shouted frantically, "Please, stop talking!"
"You are greedy for life and afraid of death, bully the weak and afraid of the strong, have no shame, and do all kinds of evil! How can someone like you be beautiful?" Wen Huiyi said righteously and without mercy, "Every time you do a bad thing, you will get it on your face.
A streak of black energy. Every time you do something bad, a streak of black energy is added to your face! The more you do it, the more it adds! Let me ask you! Which girl in the world would be willing to be with a person like you who has so much black energy and is extremely ugly?
What about being friends?"
A good young man completely collapsed and begged: "Teacher! I know I was wrong! Please help me! ... I, what should I do?"
"You are still young, and it is still too late to repent." Wen Huiyi said earnestly and gave the final blow, "You should review your despicable, shameless and evil life over the past twenty years; reflect on why you harmed society when you lived, and ruined the earth when you died.
; From now on, be pure of heart, eat fast, chant Buddha's name, and strive to be a useful cockroach in the next life!"
Are there any benefits to cockroaches? I was too lazy to complain that day. But the young man on the phone sounded like Feng Lun, and stammered: "I will definitely follow the teacher's teachings and change my past! It doesn't matter whether it's cockroaches or bedbugs.
As long as it is beneficial, I will try my best to do my best!”
"Very good." Wen Huiyi smiled with satisfaction, "Thank you for your call. If you are satisfied with my service, please don't forget to rate me. Thank you, bye."
When Wen Huiyi hung up the phone, she found that Su Duancheng next to her was sweating profusely, his head lowered in despair, his whole body was shaking like chaff, and his face was even uglier than when he first met him that night when he had a stomachache.
(Go and look in the mirror, how does your face look now? Xiaxiaxia~~~Tomorrow, we will continue at 14:30 tomorrow afternoon~~~)