()(Several book friends mentioned that the blank space in Yingge’s history was swallowed up by some monster, and Cha Ye decided to use fake fat instead, and you will die, xiaxiaxiaxia~~~~~~)
There was a lot of swearing along the way that day, and everyone else covered their mouths and snickered. Unexpectedly, that bastard waiter in the shop could actually find him a piece of medium-rare watermelon. The white watermelon was put in a white basin, along with a certain
His face was all pale.
"So why bother arguing with him if you have to spare others?" Xue Qiqi broke up with them in front of a hotel and left these words.
Today is the weekend. Xue Qiqi works as a courier and Yu Lan works as a sales girl at the underwear counter. Both of them are on a rotation system and should be on duty tonight. After dinner (breakfast?), they say goodbye to everyone and hurriedly go
Went to work.
"Ignore him, he asked for it." That's what Yu Lan said.
That damn waiter, I must find an opportunity to punish him! That day he was kicking pebbles along the way with his head raised, and he was still planning a revenge plan.
Turning onto the main road, I suddenly saw a crowd of people in front of a courtyard ahead, and there was endless noise. Su Jinchi, who was up to no good, immediately took the lead and got through.
The courtyard of this family is elegantly arranged, with flowers, plants, rocks, and pavilions complementing each other. There are also a few moso bamboos planted sparsely in the corner behind the pavilion.
The problem lies with the bamboo.
"What's going on?" When he came outside the courtyard wall, Wang Sen stood on tiptoe and asked.
"Can't you see? That's on top of the bamboo!" Su Duancheng pointed to the top of the tallest bamboo and replied, "There's a person on top!"
Bamboo can grow as long as possible and straight upwards, so it is often called "higher and taller". I am afraid that the bamboos in this courtyard have not been taken care of for a long time, and they have grown as high as three or four stories. It is said that today,
The late moon was bright and clear, and with the eyesight of their Pearl Island patients, it was not difficult to see clearly that there was a person on the top of the bamboo. However, Wang Sen's eyesight had been greatly weakened due to looking at the moon all year round, and he could only vaguely see a large black mass on the top of the bamboo.
Huhu stuff.
"Is he a person? What was he doing up there?" Wang Sen squinted his eyes to identify, and continued to ask questions, but no one answered. He turned around to look, and found that his four friends had already squeezed into the yard.
"Come down! If you have the guts, come down!" The garden was also crowded with people. Only the bottom of the bamboo in question was slightly empty. Several men were gathering under the bamboo and shouting curses.
"You guys come up here? Do you have the ability to come up?" The guy trapped on the top of the bamboo tree nervously hugged the bamboo pole, but still insisted on his stubborn mouth.
"Tmd! Let's see how long you can stay up there!" An angry man below kicked the bamboo bitterly. The bamboo leaves immediately rustled, and the vibrations were transmitted from the roots to the tips.
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"Eh? Eh? Eh~~~~ah-" The man on the bamboo roof screamed in agony.
Bamboo is originally thin one by one. Although the root of this bamboo is quite thick and becomes thinner as it goes up, it is not so strong when it reaches the tip. When you kick it up, the bottom does not seem to move much, but the vibration is transmitted to the tip.
, there was a lot of movement. Unexpectedly, there was a person weighing a hundred pounds on top. The bamboo tip carrying the person was like a Frisbee held by an acrobat, circling round and round in the air.
"I, let me see how long you can stay down there?! Yes, if you have the guts, don't kick the bamboo - ah -" The dead duck's mouth started to cry.
The crowd of onlookers made a buzzing sound and spontaneously stepped back several meters.
"Won't it fall?" Whether the guy above falls or not is a secondary matter. The most important thing is not to fall and hit yourself, which will somehow end up being your back.
"It's okay, bamboo is tough and can't be broken." The one who answered loudest ran away the furthest.
The crowd pushed back and pushed Wang Sen into the inner circle. He stumbled, tidied up his messy long hair and windbreaker, and hurried forward to join the four companions who came in first.
"What's going on?"
"I don't know. I asked several people, but they all said they didn't know." Su Jinchi replied, looking at Zhuding with interest.
People who watch the fun are just there to watch the fun. As for what kind of fun they are watching, people who watch the fun often don’t need to understand.
"Hmm~~~" Wang Sen responded noncommittally as he shook his windbreaker and straightened his long hair.
"Come on, come on, make way, make way!" Two police officers appeared out of nowhere, pushed through the crowd and squeezed in. "Hey mom? Are you trying to commit suicide?"
"Don't come over, you don't come over! I, I'll jump down, can I really jump?" When the man on the top of the bamboo saw the police coming, he immediately changed his words.
"Listen to him!" the man who kicked the bamboo earlier explained angrily, "This guy just touched my girlfriend on the bus and was chased by us. He had no way to escape, so he climbed up there."
"What a shame?!" Regarding this matter, a certain Na's reaction was very quick and he shouted loudly.
The man and the two police officers looked back at Tian Tian and ignored him.
"You come down first." An older policeman raised his head and urged toward the bamboo top in a routine manner, "If you have anything to say, talk to me."
After a long while, Xianzhu replied with miserable hands: "I, I can't get off!"
"Then how did you get up there?" The young policeman wondered.
"I don't know, I climbed up after being chased by them, but now, now..."
"Are you afraid of heights?" Not willing to be lonely that day, he also joined in and interrupted.
“I can’t bear this even if I’m not afraid of heights——ah!”
A gust of wind blew by, and the hands that had just settled down began to spin again.
"Let's go, there's nothing to see." Wang Sen, who has always had a strong sense of justice, immediately frowned when he heard that this was a dirty trick. In his eyes, any sexual crime should be humanely destroyed.
"You can't commit a crime that will lead to death, right?" That day has always been a bodhisattva's heart, but his compassion is only for the kind of people Wang Sen wants to destroy. "Besides, you can't just listen to one side of the story! Maybe he was wrongly accused.
?”
"What I'm saying is, I think we have to find a way to get the person down first." Su Duancheng nodded in agreement, looked at Wang Sen's face and added, "In the worst case, we can release him after verifying the evidence."
Go up. Hui Yi, what do you say?"
"Yes, yes, Hui Yi is an expert in marriage and love counseling. This kind of problem is a small case..."
As I was talking that day, I remembered that Wen Huiyi encouraged the consultant to wash his face with sulfuric acid on the hotline, saying that people "destroy society when they are alive, and destroy the earth when they die." No! No one can let Wen Huiyi go, so be a salty person
Pig Hand must be killed by her!
"Huh? Where is Hui Yi?" Looking around, there was no trace of Hui Yi. That day, I looked at each other and knew that something was going to happen to me.
"Uh, uh, ah————"
Xian Zhushou suddenly let out another shrill cry, mixed with Wen Huiyi's heavy breathing and excited laughter: "You jump? Jump down! Huhu, don't worry, even if you fall into a pile of mud, I, Huhu, can still do it
I’ll save you. Hahahahaha, come on, hoohoo, jump!”
That day, I watched the news, wow! I saw Wen Huiyi in the pose of a hunchbacked old man leaning on a cane, grabbing the bamboo pole with both hands and shaking it vigorously, panting heavily from exhaustion, and laughing uncontrollably. op! Yeah -
—Yameida——"
The tough moso bamboo finally couldn't help but make a "crack" sound in protest, and the call of the salty pig hands stopped suddenly. Then, circles of small yellow springs sprinkled in the air.
"ah--"
The one who screamed this time was Wen Huiyi who was just under the bamboo. Before the policeman could react, Tian Tian and Su Duancheng hurriedly stepped forward and helped her out of the venue.
"Okay, I don't think this bamboo can last long after the miracle doctor Wen made such a fuss." That day, Wen Huiyi sat down on the fence of the pavilion and began to mobilize his friends, "We have to find a way to save people quickly."
"What's there to think about? If he falls down, I'll give him a whip and he'll survive?" Wen Huiyi was still in high spirits, panting and restlessly looking at the movement of the bamboo.
"Don't be impatient, miracle doctor. I'm just thinking that I have to discount what Lou Ashu and his broken computer say. I can't believe it all. In the past, your whip only treated minor ailments. If this guy
If he is really smashed into a puddle of flesh, are you sure you can restore him to his original state?"
Wen Huiyi tilted her head and thought for a while, apparently thinking of a lump of fresh meat, and a wave of nausea surged into her throat. She covered her mouth and swallowed, still with an innocent smile on her face and replied: "I'm not sure.
But I don’t mind using him to try it. Anyway, there’s no big loss if someone like him can’t be cured.” The human form? Here? It’s too shocking?” Wang Sen had already raised this question in the hotel before. If
To use these powers, you must use them quietly, and you cannot make a big show of them so that people think of them as monsters.
Su Duancheng didn't know what he thought of, and coughed twice: "Ahem, let's see if there are any other suggestions."
That day, I thought that my oil would be of no use. Not to mention that he couldn't do it. Even if he could apply the oil to the entire bamboo pole in a fixed and quantitative manner, it wouldn't matter if his hands slipped from such a high place at high speed or fell directly.
Big difference. Wang Sen’s pink eye seems to be useless.
"I have an idea." Wen Huiyi made the first suggestion.
"Rejected!" I replied without thinking that day.
"You haven't listened to me yet!"
"turn down!"
Wen Huiyi pouted, and Su Duancheng hurriedly said: "There's no harm in listening, huh? Listen and see?"
"I think we can let Duan Cheng take his body, and then let Jin Chi go up and rescue the person." Wen Huiyi made a face at that day and began to promote her plan, "Of course, when he is in Duan Cheng's body,
It is still possible to seek death and survival, but just in case, Duan Cheng must be tied up before performing the power."
"Tie, tie up? Here, here?" A red flag quickly rose on Su Duancheng's face, even his eyes were red, and he let out two ox-like thick breaths from his nostrils, and he and Wen Huiyi sprayed each other.
"Is this too shocking?" Wang Sen sighed as usual.
That day, Su Duancheng and Wen Huiyi were already accustomed to the sexual abilities of Su Duancheng and Wen Huiyi. He frowned and discussed with Su Jinchi: "I don't see it. At such a long distance, the guy keeps moving. It's difficult for Duancheng to catch him."
You can see the look in his eyes. Besides, he is on the bamboo tip, are you sure you can save him? Once Duan Cheng captures his spirit, the empty body will probably fall off by mistake, so it is not all in vain.
?”
"Yes." Wang Sen agreed, "I think that in order to save people, we should mainly persuade them to come down on their own."
"Okay, I'll go up there first and see if I can convince him." Su Jinchi started to take action before he finished speaking, scurrying up to another moso bamboo nearby like a civet cat, and in an instant he was at the tip of the bamboo.
"Wow, this is too..." This time Wang Sen only finished half of his exclamation, and the second half was immediately drowned out by the excited voices.
Su Jinchi didn't use the power. He knew that day that if he used the power, his control would be greatly reduced. He would not be able to climb up a bamboo tree so straight, and he would not be able to stop at the drop of a hat. This guy has really practiced hard, and with his skills
, will become popular on the Internet tomorrow and become synonymous with Tarzan.
Su Jinchi quickly climbed to the top of the bamboo, not in a hurry to save people. He staggered his legs up and down on the bamboo pole, and shook the bamboo vigorously, making the bamboo ripple in circles like a pig's hand. Then he released his hands and got up behind him.
He raised his head, mouthing "Oh ho ho -" happily, and started doing centrifugal movements.
He wasn't showing off, he just found an interesting new toy and couldn't put it down. The crowd let out a series of uniform exclamations in response to his thrilling movements.
"It's so shocking!" Wang Sen finally expressed his sigh.
(It’s better to eat pig’s trotters with sauce. I read in a book by a book friend that sauced pig’s trotters have a history of thousands of years. Haha~~~See you tomorrow afternoon at 14:30.)