()(The weather has been very good these two days, and the little vampire is also enjoying the sun with his parents. We have special powers and we are not afraid, xiaxiaxiaxia~~~~~~~~)
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Xue Qiqi had no time to pay attention to Lacey's movements. Most of her attention was focused on rescuing Wen Huiyi, shouting: "Be careful! Be careful!" But she still retained a small part of her energy for complacency.
:Look how clean I am! Hui Yi climbed over from the balcony, and there wasn’t even a speck of dust on her red nightgown!
Seeing that Lexi was so zigzag that only her round butt was left, Wen Huiyi laughed so hard that she desperately reached out to reach Lacey's little tail.
It was at this moment that the change occurred.
"Hey! Wen Huiyi! Xue Qiqi! There's been a burglar in your house!!" Su Duancheng, the building manager downstairs, suddenly shouted, followed by the alarm sound of "Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang!".
The sudden cry and "dang" sound startled Wen Huiyi, and she looked back without thinking. As soon as she struggled, the vacuum cleaner straw that depended on her life suddenly came loose. The two women looked helplessly at each other's hands.
The remaining half of the straw let out two screams of "Ah--" at the same time, and fell down in two directions.
By the way! Although the vacuum cleaner tube is long, it is put on section by section!
Before landing, Xue Qiqi only had time to think of this sentence. Although her legs were longer than others, it could not delay her butt landing for a few seconds.
The dust stored in half of the tube instantly filled the entire room, including her head and face.
The "Ah——" sound on the other side lasted much longer than Xue Qiqi. Wen Huiyi said "Ah——" while involuntarily waving the half of the vacuum cleaner tube in her hand. Looking down, she saw that the ground was approaching her rapidly.
In the middle, there were two men's hands, one holding a wok and the other holding a spatula. They were setting up their martial arts stances, ready to intercept the falling self.
You are so poisonous! How dare you take advantage of me?! Wen Huiyi forgot that what she had in her hand was only half of the vacuum cleaner tube, and without thinking, she whipped it towards the man.
Su Duancheng got up to make breakfast in the evening. He heard a strange noise upstairs and poked his head out from the balcony on the second floor of his home. He saw a thief in red crawling from Wen Huiyi's room to Xue Qiqi's room.
.Moreover, Xue Qiqi’s new little white dog was barking non-stop.
How could these two women sleep so hard? Su Duancheng is a serious and responsible administrator and will never tolerate such sneaky behavior in the building under his jurisdiction.
He was holding a spatula in his hand, so Su Duancheng hurried back to the kitchen and grabbed the pans from the stove. While banging on them, he shouted loudly: "Hey! Wen Huiyi! Xue Qiqi! There is a thief in your house!"
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Immediately afterwards, the thief fell down with a "Ah-" sound. Su Duancheng used his eyesight and keen hearing as a patient with Pearl Island Disease to judge: the "thief" who fell down was Wen Huiyi!
It's too late, but it's soon! Su Duancheng lowered his body, opened his arms, and took a posture to catch a volleyball, trying to catch Wen Huiyi who fell. Who knew that Wen Huiyi changed the direction of his falling body in mid-air?
The state changed from falling sideways to falling upright. Oops! With her arms spread so wide, she would pass through the gap! Su Duancheng hurriedly shortened the distance between his arms.
"Boom!" "Boom!"
Wen Huiyi's long "Ah——" sound was mixed with two muffled sounds.
One of the sounds was from Su Duancheng's top door being hit hard by the vacuum cleaner tube. This sound included the double force of Wen Huiyi's near-death reaction and the rapid fall. Su Duancheng then collapsed gloriously on the balcony of his home.
superior.
Another sound was made by Wen Huiyi's waist and abdomen being hit by a wok and a spatula at the same time. This hit caused Wen Huiyi's falling momentum to be slightly blocked, and her "Ah——" sound was also heard.
At that moment, it was forced to change to "Pfft——". After about three seconds, it was successfully changed back, and it continued to fall down with "Ah——".
About ten seconds before that, a gray figure, as agile as Tarzan, rushed over from the balcony of the neighboring room on the second floor. An upside-down golden clock, with its legs hooked on the balcony of Su Duancheng's house, happened to be at this moment
With sharp eyesight and quick hands, she grabbed the other end of the vacuum cleaner tube in Wen Huiyi's hand.
Wen Huiyi's body suddenly stopped and her "Ah--" sound also stopped abruptly. She slowly raised her head in shock and saw Su Jinchi's gray head one meter above her head.
Su Jinchi probably just got up, and the iconic scar only had time to stick on a little, hanging on his face like a wide vermicelli.
However, the Su Jinchi in Wen Huiyi's eyes at this moment is simply more handsome than Harrison Ford, whom she loves most. Her tender eyes are filled with the words "I promise you nothing in return," and "I promise you nothing in return."
"I pledge myself to you", "I pledge myself to you with nothing in return", "I pledge myself to you with nothing in return"...
Su Jinchi hung upside down with difficulty, and he also raised his head and looked down at Wen Huiyi. Although Wen Huiyi stopped making the harsh "Ah——" sound, she still opened her mouth wide, looking a bit idiotic. Not long after, Su Jinchi found himself
One of my favorite props, Scar, fell straight into that big mouth.
Wen Huiyi shook her head and spat out the scar that fell into her mouth. Then she couldn't wait to raise her head and continued to send her eyes full of love and affection to the gray heart that obviously had a barrier to reception.
Head. At this moment, what the spy satellite passing above their heads captured was basically an artistic realm that both "Titanic" and "Vertical Limit" dreamed of, but could not achieve.
But after Wen Huiyi shook her head and raised her head, the vacuum cleaner tube connecting her and Su Jinchi was broken again. She suddenly found that her hand was shortened, and only a suction head was left. The following was released
It was the Sichuan Opera "Face Changing". Wen Huiyi's mouth shape shrunk when she spat, as if it had been blown open by the strong wind, and she said "Ah——" again, directly changing from "Titanic" to "
"Saw".
The first time Su Jinchi grabbed the tube, he realized that it was a piece of vacuum cleaner straw. He had no time to think about it at that time, and he just tried his best to prevent the tube from slipping from his hand. When Wen Huiyi turned around and spat out the scar,
He suddenly felt a light touch on his hand, and his whole body felt relaxed, as if he was floating into the clouds.
The moment he realized that Wen Huiyi had left him, Su Jinchi only had time to think of one question: Ah! The suction head of the vacuum cleaner is not on the straw, but is put on it! The dust stored in half of the tube is flying,
The grayness of his gray head suddenly increased, creating the ultimate gray head and face.
Wen Huiyi said "Ah——" not long before she landed on the ground with a "dong". She was not seriously injured. In fact, she was already not far from the ground. But her feet were still shaken. Feeling numb, she sat down on the ground and rolled back, even the purple panties under her nightgown were exposed.
Lacey didn't know when she came to the balcony of her house. She looked at the vacuum cleaner head that Wen Huiyi threw away with great emotion. This black and long monster is really powerful. It took the combined efforts of so many people to save it. It was cut into three pieces. Humph! Can't you be arrogant now?
At this time, I had just finished arguing with Wang Sen that day and opened the door. I still had time to listen to half an "ah", a "dong" and a string of "ouch". Of course, those who react as quickly as that day would never miss it and rush to the balcony quickly. , it’s a legitimate opportunity to appreciate “Purple”.
It's just that this time he didn't look for long, because another larger group of purple captured his attention. A purple loli appeared at the gate of Qianjin Tower, looking at Aaoaowuwu coldly, Wen Huiyi was rolling around on the ground.
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"Hello everyone, my name is Luo Li." Purple Luo Li introduced herself with a sweet smile, "I am Wang Sen's ex-wife."
If the residents of Qianjin Tower all wear glasses, you can pick up a lot of eyes on the ground if you keep them. The little girl in front of you looks underage, and her ex-wife...
"Ai...Aikos..." Su Duancheng stammered, expressing doubts, but judging from the expression on his face, it was obvious that he understood the word "wife".
"Just, just, it's my ex-wife..." Xue Qiqi's eyes almost popped out, and her voice sounded like a chicken whose neck was stuck. Wuwu, it's so irritating to compare people! She is so small, but she is so big; I've already been married once, and I don't even have a boyfriend yet...
The "ex-husband" was sitting at the corner of the conference table as usual. However, if you were wearing a X-ray lens, you would definitely be able to see the black lines on his head and the sweat on his back. He and other residents of Qianjin Tower had their mouths half open. Different, Wang Sen's lips pursed tightly.
"Come here!" Su Jinchi dragged Su Duancheng and Tian Tian out. Su Duancheng staggered and turned around frequently to apologize, "I'm sorry... uh no, I'm sorry... uh no, I'm sorry..."
The remaining girls filed out and held an emergency meeting outside the conference room.
"Ah! It's true that vampires can't be judged by appearance, and Wang Sen can't be measured!" As soon as he closed the door of the conference room, he sighed sincerely that day.
Su Jinchi asked anxiously: "How old is Wang Sen's household information?"
Xue Qiqi replied viciously: "You are not of legal age no matter how you look at it, Luo Li is committing a serious crime!"
Yu Lan pulled the excited Xue Qiqi and asked: "Wait, wait, are you talking about Wang Sen or Luo Li?"
"I remember he was 22 years old, just old enough to get married." Su Duancheng managed the household information. "When did he get married? When did he get divorced?"
"Age is not a problem. Maybe they got married in Italy." Wen Huiyi is a marriage and love consulting expert, so she naturally knows more. "Over there, men are required to be 14 years old and women can get married at 12 years old."
"Wow! Are you really going to marry a lolita or a young lady?! Well, Italy is worth immigrating to!" a certain Na continued to sigh.
Xue Qiqi almost fainted when she heard this. It turned out that this guy was also a lolita fan that day...
"Okay, okay, Qiqi, don't be like this, Huiyi and I are not married yet."
"Don't drag me into this. I'm so cute, there's no way I can't get married." Wen Huiyi quickly declared, "There must be something wrong with the feng shui of Qianjin Tower."
"Nonsense!" Su Jinchi sneered, "Qianjin Building is a dormitory for singles, okay! Are there any married people living here?!"
"Well, the loli divorced young woman is quite cute!" A certain person sighed to himself, turned around and ran to the conference room, "I have to ask her if she has a boyfriend now."
"Qiqi, Qiqi!"
Amidst Yu Lan's exclamations, the door of the conference room opened with a bang.
"I must explain something." Wang Sen blushed and made a righteous statement, "I was married."
"ha?!"
Before everyone was surprised, Luo Li appeared from behind Wang Sen: "I was divorced."
(The appointment time is 14:30 tomorrow afternoon, I forgot the schedule~~~~~~~)