() I wish you all a happy holiday and remember that day when you look at the moon~~~~~
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While wiping my sweat that day, I said to myself: "Hoo ho, I will go to the fishing village to guard you every day! Ho ho, I don't believe I can't wait for you! Huh! If you have the ability, don't come here to steal fish again!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a person appeared on the roof. When he took a closer look that day, he saw that it was the old thief who had gone and returned.
"Teacher——, ouch!"
The old thief slapped Tian Tian on the head, then turned her hand upward and stretched it out in front of Tian Tian: "Bring it here!"
That day, he obediently offered the salted fish and continued to call out with enthusiasm: "Master——. Ouch!"
The old thief woman took the salted fish with one hand, hit Tian Tian on the head with the other hand, and then reached out to Tian Tian again: "Bring it here!"
That day I asked strangely: "What?"
The old thief smacked his lips and glanced sideways at him: "You called me master so many times, why didn't you even do the apprenticeship ceremony?"
That day, he blinked and pointed at the salted fish in the old thief's hand: "Didn't I give it to you just now?"
"I stole that!" the old thief said angrily, "How did it become your apprenticeship ceremony?"
"But you gave it to me just now? Have you forgotten?" He replied respectfully that day, "How about if we go back to the place where you gave me the gift just now, maybe you can remember it."
"Huh! Huh! Huh!" The old thief laughed three times in a row, nodded and said, "Very good! Children can be taught."
That day he said happily: "Then Master, have you accepted me?"
"Yes, yes." The old thief woman turned around and left with the fish in hand, "Apprentice, you are so smart, I have nothing to teach you as a teacher. In this way, from today on, you can be regarded as a disciple."
"Hey! Master, please don't leave." He hurriedly followed the old thief that day and said with a sneer on his face, "Master, apprentice, my life is miserable. When I first came to this island, I contracted this teething disease inexplicably.
I can’t walk anymore and I don’t have a job. I was harmed by a gangster and offended a bunch of evil people. Master, you must save me!”
The old thief woman kept walking, without looking back, and said seriously: "Disciple, as the saying goes, 'the master introduces the door, and the rest is up to you'. The master also has to abide by the rules, right? Your experience is indeed very miserable. I will wait for you later."
When your son comes home, master, I will burst into tears for you and not be able to sleep. But I am helpless. To put it bluntly, what does this have to do with me? Right? Disciple?"
Seeing that his complaint failed that day, he came up with another plan. He took a few steps closer to the old thief and lowered his voice and said: "Master, apprentice, I am really new here, and I am short of money, so I can't make any decent gifts. If
If you want salted fish, ten or eight pounds of high-quality salted fish will be no problem. I will prepare it for you tonight. But I guess you won’t be interested in it. If you want something else..."
"How about it?"
"Do you think this is going to work? I'll find a few more apprentices for you, who can be regarded as my junior brothers and sisters. They are all locals born and raised in the area and have rich families." That day, he was thinking about Wang Sen, who had the most wealth. "No.
Speaking of other things, a hundred years from now, the best gold-lacquered coffins will be prepared for you... Oops!"
The old thief stopped and turned around to glare angrily: "I am already one hundred and seven years old! Are you planning to find me a seven-year-old coffin?"
"That's not what I meant, that's not what I meant." He explained carefully that day with a smile on his face, "What I mean is that all of them are much richer than me. As apprentices, each has its own use, right?
?In this way, I don’t want my share of the tap in the apprenticeship ceremony. From now on, if you need anything, just tell me and I will immediately find you an apprentice who has that thing, okay?"
The old thief woman hesitated for a while, then continued walking forward and asked, "Are those people you mentioned really rich?"
"Yes, yes, yes. There is money."
"You really don't want to tap?"
"Really, really. I am a person who respects teachers very much, how can I do that kind of thing?!" That day he raised his head and said with dignity, "Do you think I look like that kind of person?!"
"Then you are my good disciple?"
That day, I choked with sobs and responded with great emotion: "Hey, Master."
"My founding disciple?"
"Yes, yes, yes, eldest disciple, eldest disciple." He responded repeatedly that day, and then asked, "Eh? Master, what is your surname? What is the name of our sect?"
"Ah, my surname is Ni, um -" the old thief thought for a while and then said, "Your deceased master's surname was Shi, let's call him Ni Shiliu."
"Mudslide?" Could it be a landslide? That day he asked again: "Master, you have to tell me your name. If someone asks in the future, I can boast who is my disciple."
The old thief's face turned slightly red: "My real name is Bamei, but no one has called me that for a long time. When I get older, everyone I know calls me Ni Ma."
"I am Nibamei's disciple", "I am your mother's disciple". I secretly recited it twice in my heart that day, and made up my mind to never declare my sect as my disciple in front of people in the world.
He imagined that in the future, when his apprentice reported his inheritance, he would just raise his finger and stretch upward: "I am the disciple of that day!" That disciple of "heaven"! How majestic! How majestic!
"Master, what are our Ni Shiliu's special skills?"
"It has been said that the name is Ni Shiliu. Naturally, it has the strengths of both the Ni and Shi schools." Ni Bamei seemed to be not so confident in the Kung Fu of the "Ni school", and she had to win over the "Shi school" in her words. "Tell me about it.
,What do you want to learn?”
"Oil refining." I blurted out that day.
"What?"
"I want to learn how to refine oil."
Ni Bamei turned back and looked up and down that day, with a look of approval on her face: "I don't know how to do this. But don't worry, I know a friend who specializes in collecting swill at the back door of various restaurants. I can introduce you to him. He can refine oil.
, now I have made a fortune."
"Master, you have misunderstood." He did not dare to tell the full story of what happened to his friends that day. He was worried that because of Ni Bamei's character, the police would change his mind if he heard that the government was involved. Therefore, he selectively concealed some of the facts. "We
Several people were eager to practice martial arts, but were deceived by a magic stick, and each of them developed some weird skills."
Then, he introduced his own stunts like this that day.
"Maybe this is similar to qigong?" After listening to the introduction that day, Ni Bamei said hesitantly, "I can teach you some methods of gathering qi, luck, and releasing internal qi. If you practice it well, you should be able to send and receive it freely."
He was overjoyed that day. Since he couldn't kowtow while walking, he held his hands in his hands instead and said gratefully: "Thank you, Master!"
Ni Bamei looked at that day with doubt, and asked: "You said - those oils you sell are all good oils?"
"Yes, it must be high-quality oil." He said proudly that day, "And it's all-purpose oil. You can use it for anything."
It happened that there were two tar barrels placed horizontally and vertically on the roadside, so Ni Bamei picked up one and carried it on her back. "Then don't waste it. Where are the others? What can they produce?"
"Among the others," Su Jinchi first came to mind that day, "there is one who can fly over walls and fly over walls, running up and down like a giant monkey."
"So that's qinggong? I'm good at this and can give you some pointers. What else is there?"
That day I thought of Xue Qiqi again: "There is another one who can transform into Vega..."
"What is Vega?"
There is no way to expect an old woman over a hundred years old to be proficient in video games. She explained casually that day: "She has become very good at fighting, especially her leg skills. She can kick several big men far away with one kick. But she is a
Girls, your body will not be able to bear it after the transformation."
"Well. Then we have to strengthen the training of basic skills and teach her some kicking skills." Ni Bamei simply replied, "Okay, let's talk about the next step."
"There is also a girl who has learned how to use a long whip." He concealed Wen Huiyi's healing skills that day. He did not trust Ni Bamei, a thief old woman, who could hide information that was not necessary to reveal. Wen Huiyi's skill
, there should be no big difference between learning and not learning.
"I'm also good at whipping, what else?"
"Hmm - there is another one who should be similar to me." That day I wasn't sure what Yulan's "illusion" meant, "She can emit gas, but the gas she emits smells very bad, like body odor."
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"Next one, next one." Ni Bamei muttered dissatisfiedly, "Why are there so many messy skills? It sounds like your skills are the most practical."
The next person introduced that day was Su Duancheng: "There is a man who can transfer the spirit of others to himself."
"Hey, that's the head-lowering technique."
"Can you give me some advice?"
"No. I have never learned the head-lowering technique. I can't teach this guy." Ni Bamei asked worriedly, "Is he the richest one?"
"It's okay, don't worry, just teach him how to get beaten. That kid likes to learn this the most."
"Hey, if you don't learn to beat people, you should learn to be beaten first. This guy is knowledgeable." Ni Bamei felt relieved and lifted the tar bucket she was carrying. "How many of you are there in total? Are there any more?"
"Counting me, there are seven in total. There is also the last one."
"What is he capable of?"
That day, I thought to myself that last time the red oil man and the big strange bird made a big fuss, if Wang Sen's ability to transform into a vampire bat was revealed, the old thief would probably associate it with each other. So he shook his head and said: "I can't tell.
He can just turn his eyes red, like a vampire. He doesn't seem to have any other abilities."
"That's pink eye."
"This guy should be the richest, what can you teach him?"
"Hmm - let's do basic training together." Ni Bamei thought about it for a while and formulated a teaching plan. "Hey, apprentice, where do you think your junior brothers and sisters are?"
"Oh, a few of them should be at home right now, and the rest can be back before dawn." He said fawningly that day, "We all live together."
"That's convenient. Is this the right way for us to go? Is it far from here?"
"Originally it wasn't that far, but we went in the opposite direction, and now we're going further and further away."
"Pah!" The salted fish visited the back of his head again that day, "Asshole! Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"