Rodriguez left the editor's office happily. Although his suggestion of "cheating and not taking the microphone made Dick depressed" was scolded by the editor, he still had to take the microphone, but he was able to manage it safely.
This column has improved a lot compared to before.
Originally, he was just a low-level reporter. Because of his bet with Dick, he became famous and got more important interview assignments. Now he can stand alone... From this point of view, Rodriguez couldn't help but start to treat Dick.
Dick had some good feelings, but he quickly gave up these emotions, because all his gains came from his confrontation with Dick!
Even if he is betrayed by Dick every time, he will continue to walk firmly on the path of Black Dick and never waver!
Of course, Dick didn't know that Rodriguez could actually encounter such a thing. After leading the team to rest for two days, Dick began to prepare for the final round of the league and the King's Cup final - the situation in the team was indeed affected.
It had some impact, but the situation was better than Dick imagined. Even if some players thought about leaving, they all valued the Copa del Rey final. In any case, as a player who had won the championship, it would not matter if he went to the new club.
Both the salary and the status within the team are much higher.
If you can win the championship, no one wants to win it.
Seeing this situation, Dick was also a little relieved. It seemed that he had done something in the past two months. At the same time, it became necessary to let all the substitutes come on in the last round. At least he had to give others some comfort, right?
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Three days after resuming training, Dick led most of Atletico Madrid players to the island of Mallorca. When walking out of Palma Airport, Dick looked up at the white clouds, blue sky and blue ocean of Mallorca.
I sighed in my heart.
If only I had 200 million US dollars, I could build an island and a club, oh yeah...
But I can only fantasize about it. Now I'd better be my own head coach in a down-to-earth manner. I don't have the money to buy a fantastic club.
Mallorca also had quite poor results at the beginning of this season, but what they have better than Atletico Madrid is that despite their mediocre results in the first half of the season, they decisively hired the most suitable coach - coach Aragone.
After Sri Lanka took over, it was this old coach who loaned out Eto'o, promoted Tristan, and activated the status of veterans such as Ngonganadal. In the second half of the season, they won consecutively and were ranked in the top ten.
, early success in relegation.
It can be seen from this aspect that even though the influence of this star is still very great, the help of an excellent head coach to the team is still extremely huge.
Because Mallorca has also successfully avoided relegation, Aragones did not use his full strength in this game. It was a meaningless game, so why bother to fight...
In this game, apart from the two young main forwards Eto'o and Tristan, Aragones sent out all the substitutes. However, Dick went even further. He sent out all the substitutes.
The previous main goalkeeper Toni and the substitute central defender Sandy had played for Yugoslav midfielder Paunovic in Mallorca. In the early days, he was the main player under Dick and soon started to sit on the bench. Portuguese midfielder Leal and Czech midfielder
Beybour and others came on stage one after another, and the frontcourt was sent by a trident of three substitute forwards - Kiko, Lardin and Uruguayan forward Correa.
In this game, most of the substitutes were on the court, and Atletico Madrid won - compared to the overall strength, Atletico Madrid was still better. Paunovic, who once played for Mallorca, broke through in the first four minutes.
Although Eto'o assisted Tristan to equalize the score five minutes later, before the end of the first half, Kiko scored a free kick, giving Atletico Madrid the lead again!
After scoring the goal, Kiko hugged his teammates. He seemed to feel that this might be his last goal in Atletico Madrid.
"Nice kick, Kiko." Dick said to Kiko calmly.
Kiko reluctantly nodded towards Dick, then turned and ran away.
Dick smiled slightly behind him.
There was no goal in the second half. Relying on the two goals in the first half, Atletico Madrid defeated Mallorca 2-1 in the away game. After Dick took office, they won six consecutive victories. In the end, they scored 50 points.
Ranked 12th, Numancia became the final loser. In this round, they lost 1-2 at home to Real Betis, who had been relegated early, while Real Oviedo seized the opportunity.
The last chance was to defeat Real Sociedad at home, and finally succeeded in avoiding relegation with a one-point advantage!
"Without Atletico Madrid's final activity, perhaps the relegation battle would not have been so cruel, and the last round of La Liga would have lost a big attraction..." A commentator commented on the final round of the game.
The six-game winning streak led by Dick has surprised everyone. Although Atletico Madrid may be able to show such strength in a desperate situation, don't forget that their opponents in the last six rounds also include Valencia and Barcelona.
Such a strong team! They still achieved a winning streak. From this aspect, Dick created a miracle.
In the finale of La Liga, Deportivo had the last laugh. They won the first league championship since the establishment of the team and became the ninth team to win the league championship in La Liga. Barcelona ranked second and Valencia
Finished third, while Real Madrid only ranked fifth, one point behind Zaragoza - which means that if they cannot defeat Valencia in the Champions League final, then this century giant will miss next season.
Champions League!
Even if they beat Valencia, whether five teams in La Liga can enter the Champions League is still a big question...
Of course, this has nothing to do with Dick. After taking the team back to Madrid, he began to wait for the Copa del Rey final at the Bernabeu. The location of the Spanish Copa del Rey final was not designated in advance, but in the semi-finals.
It was decided after the final, because there is no fixed location for the Copa del Rey final, and it cannot be played at the home court of one of the teams participating in the final. That would be unfair - so the Spanish Football Federation waits until both sides of the final come out, and then the Spanish Football Association designates a final.
A neutral venue acceptable to both parties. Of course, there are only a few stadiums in Spain that are qualified to host the Copa del Rey final - Calderon, Bernabeu, Camp Nou, Mestalla, Sevilla
Olympic Stadium... I'm not afraid that there won't be a suitable venue to host it.
Both parties are satisfied with the choice of the Bernabeu. Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid are bitter rivals, and it will definitely not be pleasant to play the final at Real Madrid's home court. However, the Bernabeu is in Madrid, and the distance is cheaper for Atletico Madrid. As for Espanyol and Real Madrid,
The relationship with the team is better, and it will be easier to adapt to the venue, but you have to rush from Catalonia to Madrid - from this point of view, the Spanish Football Association has put some thought into it.
But before waiting for the King's Cup final to start, Dick still has one thing to do...
That is to see how Mr. Rodriguez is going to take the microphone!
Having said that, Dick was not very sure when he made this bet. Although he knew from history that Barcelona did not win a championship this season, after all, he had traveled through time and made such a bet, what would it bring?
No one knows such changes. It was not until he was able to put out the fire at Atletico Madrid that Dick was truly sure that he had the ability to control everything in his own hands! Because he knew Barcelona's weaknesses and knew how to defeat them! And Atletico Madrid
And they happen to be the team Barcelona must face on the domestic front...
In any case, it had worried him for so long. Of course, he would happily watch how Rodriguez fulfilled his obligation to eat the microphone.
"Mr. Dick, will you really let Rodriguez fulfill his bet to eat the microphone?" a reporter asked Dick during the interview.
"If I am the loser, do you think Mr. Rodriguez will not let me fulfill my bet of streaking in downtown Madrid? Besides, as a man, even if Mr. Rodriguez allows me not to fulfill my bet, I must fulfill it."
!In Chinese terms, when a man swears an oath, the spit will stick as firmly as nails! I believe Mr. Rodriguez is also a man who keeps his promises and bets. He will definitely
He would eat a microphone in public, and eat the one he was holding in his hand, which was ten centimeters long, two centimeters in diameter, and made of sponge foam, plastic shell, barbed wire and wires!"
Dick had no intention of saying anything else to express his magnanimity, and he would not let Rodriguez have other ideas, such as using cake to make a cake microphone exactly like the one he was holding and then eating it.
With similar thoughts, both sides of the bet had very specific words at the time. Dick said he wanted Rodriguez to eat the whole microphone in his hand, and Rodriguez said he wanted Dick to run naked through downtown Madrid.
Come full circle!
There was no loophole that could be used to play word games. Now that Rodriguez lost, he really had no choice but to eat the microphone.
And Rodriguez also seemed to be a bachelor. After talking to the editor-in-chief, he also figured out that extending his head is a knife, and shrinking his head is a knife. If he doesn't eat, he will not be qualified to be in the new anti-Dick column.
Inside, he appeared as a victim. Even if his attacks on Dick were excessive in the future, public opinion would still be slightly on his side.
But……
What a fucking big microphone! How can I eat it...
Smart Mr. Rodriguez came up with a great idea!
The "Microphone Eating Live Broadcast" was held on the night of May 22nd. This matter has been a big deal recently, so the live broadcast also attracted a lot of attention - and there is a cake shop that actually made a cake that looks like a microphone.
, the name is "Enjoy with Mr. Rodriguez" - Dick curled his lips when he heard the news, he felt that these cake shops should pay royalties to him.
In front of hundreds of live audiences, Rodriguez remained calm, and he was laughing and joking during the conversation. However, all the live audiences and those in front of the TV were roaring: "Eat! Hurry up!"
Eat it! That’s what we’re here for!”
Finally entered the much-loved microphone-eating session!
In full view of everyone, Rodriguez took out the microphone from his pocket and showed it to everyone: "This is the microphone I held when I interviewed Dick that day..."
Lens close-up.
Then Rodriguez took out a hammer and hit it hard several times, smashing the microphone into pieces. The plastic pieces and so on were almost smashed to pieces. Then he grabbed the pieces from the table, and then his eyes flashed.
Close it and stuff it into your mouth...
There was warm applause!
Rodriguez was crying in his heart - what he was doing was not much different from self-abuse. Although everything was smashed, those fine particles were cutting his throat every time he swallowed, and those wires were
If you can't smash it, you can only swallow it one by one, just like eating noodles - only this noodles can't be chewed!
