()(Author's note: I saw the person ranked above me, and suddenly, in less than 24 hours, the number of clicks jumped from 2,000 to 7,000; look at myself again, yesterday I wrote a massive 13,000 words, and the result was not even one-tenth of others
It didn’t even reach the level, and I felt so out of shape in an instant...)
"Yu, what kind of medicine did your crooked master give you?"
In the bathtub, after a big battle with Xiao Yu, Yin Ming'er hung limply on Xiao Yu's body, groping Xiao Yu's strong muscles with her fingers while asking resentfully.
"Oh, that...a golden gun can't defeat the elixir..." Xiao Yu replied with a silly smile.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu That damn old crooked guy brought my Xiaoyu down!" Yin Ming'er said coquettishly.
"Hehehe." Xiao Yu continued to giggle.
"Well, it seems that from now on, I really won't be able to dominate you by myself," Yin Ming'er said with self-pity, "Just because you are so powerful, I'm afraid I can only play games with your little lovers.
Only together can we satisfy you."
"Hey... that's called a spiritual servant... not a lover." Xiao Yu corrected.
"Tch, aren't they all the same?" Yin Ming'er rolled her eyes at Xiao Yu, "Anyway, the bedding supplies for your little lovers are far greater than the office supplies!"
After saying that, Yin Ming'er waved her white fist, signaling Xiao Yu not to refute her.
"Okay, okay, then it's my little lover," Xiao Yu responded quickly, "But Lucia..."
Speaking of Lucia, the image of that tall, sexy and innocent succubus appeared in Xiao Yu's mind.
Speaking of which, Xiao Yu has not yet thought about how to deal with the balance between the game and reality. For Xiao Yu, the game is equivalent to another world. Everyone in it is alive and alive.
Yes, that is to say, it is the same when it comes to women.
While Xiao Yu was thinking, something strange happened...
"Yu...Yu...your arm!..." Yin Ming'er first discovered the problem.
Xiao Yu's right arm suddenly emitted a faint purple light, and then, a butterfly-shaped tattoo appeared little by little on his upper arm muscles. Then, two tattoos, one black and one white, appeared
In the dim light, a curved animal claw and a cross also appeared one after another.
"No, it's not..." Xiao Yu also discovered something strange about himself.
"Yu, this... this..." Obviously, Yin Ming'er had never seen such a situation before.
When the three weak rays of light dissipated, a dazzling purple light burst out through the butterfly tattoo on Xiao Yu's right arm. Then, the inverted purple light slowly condensed together and slowly formed a human shape.
After the human form was completely condensed, the purple light gradually dissipated. In its place, there was a stunning beauty covered in flesh, eyes tightly closed and violating the laws of physics, stepping lightly on the water of the bathing pool.
"Holy crap! Lucia, what are you doing here?!" Xiao Yu shouted subconsciously.
That's right, this naked beauty is naturally Lucia, the spiritual attendant in Xiao Yu's "Perfect" world.
However, no matter how hard Xiao Yu thought, he still couldn't understand why Lucia appeared in reality at this place and time.
Of course, it's not that Xiao Yu doesn't want Lucia to appear. On the contrary, Lucia's time travel is undoubtedly the most perfect report of his true feelings for the game world. Because, when everyone treats this game as a game
At that time, only Xiao Yu believed that everything in the game was real, and after the characters in the game traveled to reality, they naturally proved Xiao Yu's point of view. Although no one thought of these issues at the moment, Xiao Yu himself
I really care about it.
The problem is that the timing of Lucia's appearance is not very good. Whether she appears earlier or later, it is a good choice. Only at this time, Lucia's appearance almost makes Xiao Yu have the idea of hitting a wall.
.
Why?
I still have to ask why?
Xiao Yu's little friend was still erect inside Yin Ming'er's body! Xiao Yu felt as if he was being held captive in bed by his eldest wife.
The strange thing is that the woman who was captured is also the eldest wife...
"ah……"
Unfortunately, before Xiao Yu could finish struggling, Lucia screamed out first. It turned out that after the initial time travel, the violation of physics phenomena soon came to an end, and Lucia fell vertically from the water with a "pop"
Falling. Because she didn't have time to react, the lovely demon beauty stumbled as soon as she stepped on the tiles at the bottom of the bath, and her whole body sank into the warm liquid in the bath.
"This... this..." Yin Ming'er was obviously a little bored by the series of accidents, and for a moment she didn't know what to say.
However, Xiao Yu's mind quickly turned around. Without saying a word, he picked up Yin Ming'er from his body and placed her on the shore. Then he immersed himself in the middle of the bathing pool and took out the drowning Lucia.
He jumped out of the water and placed it next to Yin Ming'er.
What Xiao Yu has to face next is an extremely embarrassing situation.
At this time, on the shore, two beauties with the same tall figure and equally hot body were looking at each other curiously. From Xiao Yu's point of view, there were two pairs of turbulent weapons, brewing an extremely terrifying thing.
volcanic eruptions.
However, things often exceed people's expectations, and men's emotional intelligence always underestimates women's emotional intelligence.
Especially when one woman's emotional intelligence is through the roof, while the other woman's emotional intelligence is infinitely close to zero.
"Wow, this is the master's world!" Lucia looked at Yin Ming'er for a long time, and then said in surprise, "Sister, are you the master's wife?"
Are these two beauties competing for the authority of the eldest wife? Xiao Yu's heart was roaring.
"Uh-huh, yes!" Yin Ming'er was stunned for a moment, then nodded decisively.
It's over! The fight is about to start! Xiao Yu's heart is beating wildly.
"Ah, the master's wife...well...what should I call Lulu?" Lucia said innocently, "Well, can I call her sister?"
It's over, it's over! I didn't expect Lulu to... Huh? What's going on? Xiao Yu's restless heart was suddenly troubled by Lucia's natural stupidity.
"Yo ho ho ho ho~ Just call me sister~ Just call me sister~ Hahahaha~" Upon hearing this, Yin Ming'er burst out laughing in an awkward manner.
"Well...sister is so beautiful, and her breasts are so big..." Lucia continued to be dumbfounded.
"Oh, sister Lulu is also very big!" Yin Ming'er smiled evilly, then stretched out her white jade-like wolf claws to grab Lucia's murder weapon, "Hmm~ It's so elastic~ No wonder~ No wonder~
"
"Ah~~~" Lucia, who had been attacked on the chest, blushed and screamed again, "Sister, don't pinch, it feels so weird..."
"Hehe, that's right, it's weird~" Yin Ming'er continued to smile evilly.
Eh... This seems to be different from what is written in the book? Xiao Yu thought to himself, doesn't it mean that when two women fight for a husband, they usually fight first, and then work together to pinch the man?
Why do everything seem to be so harmonious now except for Yin Ming'er's wolf claws?
Indeed, the facts are the same as what Xiao Yu saw. After the two beauties met, they really did not fight for each other. Instead, they became very harmonious sisters. This made Master Xiao, who has a very high IQ and a slightly low EQ.
, my mind was a bit lost for a while.
However, men always hope that their harem will be more harmonious. As a man among men, Xiao Yu naturally hopes that his women can be harmonious with each other.
Of course, Xiao Yu didn't know that Yin Ming'er had never considered the issue of jealousy from the beginning, and Lucia's naturally stupid character probably had never even heard of the word jealousy. After repeated attempts, he imagined that
Jealousy is nothing more than imagination after all.
It's just that at the moment, Xiao Yu feels good that the situation he imagined didn't happen, but he shamelessly feels inferior. It seems that the two women must fight for him to make him feel good about himself.
Get up, this is really not an ordinary bitch...
Just when Xiao Yu was immersed in his sexual desire, Yin Ming'er had already walked over holding Lucia's hand.
"Yu! I have decided, let's break up!" Yin Ming'er said with excitement, "I want to fall in love with sister Lucia!"
"I..." Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment.
"Sister, no, I want to serve the master." Fortunately, Lucia's naturally dull personality determined that she would not accompany Yin Ming'er to play pranks.
"Ouch! Silly Lulu!" Seeing that the trick failed, Yin Ming'er complained in frustration, "You can't tolerate this sexy man! You have to follow your sister to protect the rights of us girls, you know?!"
"No." Lucia shook her head stupidly.
"Uh..." Yin Ming'er held back.
In a daze, Yin Ming'er felt that Lucia and Xiao Yu seemed to be a good match. Once upon a time, when she was playing a prank on Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu also used such a silly tone to resolve the matter unknowingly.
My own little trick.
"Lulu is better," Xiao Yu said with pride as he saw Lucia standing on his side stupidly, "Master's little baby is really different!"
"Master..." Lucia blushed.
"Humph," Yin Ming'er pretended to be angry and said, "Damn Xiaoyu, stinky Xiaoyu, just now you told me that she is the treasure, but now that Sister Lulu comes out, the treasure will become Sister Lulu, right?"
When Xiao Yu heard this, he couldn't help but feel funny. Although the little witch didn't become jealous after playing with her for a long time, she still showed off her little bit of coquettishness.
"No, no," Xiao Yu echoed, "Lulu is my treasure, and Ming'er is my treasure too."
"You're the only one who's sweet!" Yin Ming'er spat, and then said seriously, "Yu, how do you plan to solve Lucia's problem?"
"Ah? How to solve it?" Xiao Yu didn't react for a moment and said quickly, "Aren't you two getting along well? Did you just pretend?"
"What!" Yin Ming'er replied with a blushing face, "I mean, how are you going to explain to Uncle Xiao and the others that you suddenly picked up a beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a flower?"
"Oh, you are talking about this question..." Xiao Yu turned around and said thoughtfully, "I will tell them that I secretly went out to find some experimental materials before, and then I met Lucia, and then I had sex with her.
Something that shouldn't have happened, and then I couldn't care less about it. What do you think?"
"Um..." Yin Ming'er didn't expect that Xiao Yu's lying skills were so high, but she still pointed out, "Don't say that something happened that shouldn't have happened, just say that Lucia was robbed and robbed by a few bad guys.
Se, you happened to be passing by and rescued Lucia, and then helped her treat the injuries caused by the bad guys."
"Is this okay?" Xiao Yu asked hesitantly, "Isn't it a bit too bloody?"
"No! How could it be possible?" Yin Ming'er said confidently.
"Okay," Xiao Yu nodded, then turned to Lucia and said, "Lulu, listen to me, some weird people will come to ask you some questions later, you have to answer like this
…”
Lucia looked at Xiao Yu with confusion on her face. She couldn't understand why the master became a little abnormal after arriving in the world of the master. Also, why did Sister Ming'er cover her face and act like she didn't recognize the master?
