The old carp looked around with his big eyes and found that everything was ready except for a big pot. He immediately started shouting with dissatisfaction.
"Where's the pot?"
"Where's the pot!"
"Dignified Taoist Master, you are such a big man, with such a high status, you have been around for so many years, and you have so much money. How come you don't even have a source of income at home? If the news spread, wouldn't it make people laugh their teeth out?"
The old carp beat his feet and chest.
I felt even more regretful in my heart, thinking that when dealing with little girls in the future, I don’t need to bring anything else, but pots and pans are a must!
Gu Han had a strange look on his face.
During this period of time, he has seen too many immortals, insidious and despicable people such as Taoist Tianmu, people like Huangfu Song who pray for the lives of sentient beings, people with profound Buddhist teachings, people like Jue Yuan who save the world, but no matter what their temperament is, these people all have the kind
The temperament of a high-ranking person... On the contrary, he is like Lao Li. As an immortal Taoist, he talks and acts like a gangster in the mortal market. This is the first time he has seen him!
"Don't worry, old carp."
Seeing that it was a little anxious, the little girl comforted her: "I keep my word and I will definitely not regret it."
"Girl! You are very good!"
The old carp was in a good mood. He raised one of his fins and said with emotion: "In all my years of living, old carp, I have never seen such a cheerful and transparent person. Not bad, not bad. The future is limitless and the future is unpredictable.
Even the carps want to have sex with you!"
I don’t know when.
The crane on the side had already woken up. He heard what the two said clearly, and looked at the old carp with a strange look in his eyes.
"Senior brother."
He said quietly: "Is this how you get your strength?"
He and the old carp master came from the same house.
Originally, Lao Li had a poor background, not very outstanding qualifications, and was even weaker than him. But in recent years, for some unknown reason, the opponent's strength has skyrocketed every once in a while. Among the brothers, he has become more and more powerful.
Outstanding.
once.
He thought the other party had enlightened him.
But now...
"if not!"
Long Li sighed and did not hide anything from him, and whispered: "You also know that our old Li is not from a good background. Although Master treats us all equally and does not favor one over the other, there are so many brothers among us, how can he take care of us?
Senior brother, let me take care of the autumn wind, make some extra money, share your worries and solve problems for Master, is there nothing wrong with me?"
The crane smiled bitterly.
He didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
Their master is also an extremely famous and extremely powerful man in the Great Chaos World. His philosophy is even more unique. He claims to teach without distinction. As long as all living beings have a trace of the Tao, regardless of their origins or qualifications, they can worship them.
Down.
Over the years.
Those who swim in the water, those who fly in the sky, those who run on the ground... He has collected almost all of them. After the disciples have passed, those with high cultivation level, such as the old carp and crane, are in the famous immortal realm. Those with low cultivation level are also in the immortal realm.
I have just stepped into spiritual practice.
Think of this.
He looked at the proud old Li, and although he wasn't jealous, he still felt a little sad.
"Junior brother!"
Lao Li was very shrewd and could tell at a glance that he was in a mood. He said earnestly: "You know that among all the brothers, we, Lao Li, are the only ones who treat you as a true brother. Don't talk for a while. Look at us.
Acting with the eyes of a carp will ensure that you take one small step in ten years and one giant step in a hundred years, and you will reach the peak of your life from now on!"
The crane felt.
After all, he is also a direct descendant of the Taoist master. As a Taoist master, he is also a well-known and extremely powerful man in the Great Chaos Realm. This kind of selling meat for money...
"Okay! Just listen to senior brother in everything!"
"Get on the road!"
The old carp raised its fins and praised.
"Girl!"
He looked at Su Su again, his words were full of generosity and pride, and said: "As the saying goes, good things come in pairs, and we, the old carp, will not take advantage of you. Today, we will buy one and get one free. No kidding! You buy my old carp."
A piece of meat, old carp, how about I give you a leg?"
"Senior brother."
Xianhe heard something was wrong, "Where did you get your legs?"
"Confused!"
The old carp glared at him: "Don't you have two?"
Crane: "?"
Subconsciously, Su Su's eyes glanced at him, moving between his legs, seeming a little unsure.
"Choose the left leg!"
Old Carp was on the side giving advice: "There's more meat over there and it's tender!"
Crane: "??"
The little girl was still a little undecided, but Xianhe couldn't help it.
"Brother!"
He felt a little aggrieved: "You just..."
"What just happened!"
Lao Li was furious and reprimanded: "Isn't it just that I have missing legs? Isn't it that I have no face to see others? Isn't it that I am being laughed at! Isn't it because my cultivation is damaged and I need to raise it for 18,000 years! That little girl
Are you malicious? Don’t you just want to stew a goose for your brother? What’s wrong with you being wronged!”
Crane: "..."
These words made the three women look weird.
Gu Han felt.
Lao Li's life in Shili Lake must have been extremely exciting!
"Oh, don't make any noise, don't make any noise."
Su Su looked at the aggrieved crane and seemed a little embarrassed. She blinked and said, "How about... I'll give you three bottles too?"
"make a deal!!"
Before he could answer, Lao Li's loud voice rang out again, and the transition was as smooth as clouds and water, extremely free!
Crane: "???"
He looked at Lao Li in bewilderment, his eyes no longer aggrieved and incomprehensible, but filled with admiration and sincerity.
First time in life.
He realized that from beginning to end, he had underestimated this senior brother who was usually a bit lazy.
"enough?"
The little girl stared at his left leg and asked again.
"..."
After a moment of silence, the crane said quietly: "Prepare the knife! Prepare to remove the legs!"
The three women looked at it with headaches on their faces.
On the contrary, the little baby in the arms of the woman in yellow stared at this scene with two black eyes and seemed to be very interested.
"He really knows how to do business."
The woman in purple put her hand on her forehead and said silently: "Six bottles of Chaos Nectar are exchanged for a piece of meat and a leg... If Brother Su knew about it, he might feel so distressed."
"That's impossible!"
The old carp waved his fins and said carelessly: "We, the old carp, know what Taoist Master Su is like. He is most generous. The price can be doubled!"
"actually."
The woman in purple thought for a moment and said, "There is another possibility."
"What?"
"He won't pay."
The woman in yellow suppressed a smile and said, "And I will really stew you two."
One fish, one crane, one trembling!
Su Su ignored these.
When she cooks a goose for her little brother, she doesn't just talk about it, she means it.
See the baby staring at you.
She jumped and ran over, her little body floating up, her white and tender hands touching the baby's forehead. She no longer looked as naughty as before. Although she was still young, she already had a bit of a sister.
Take responsibility.
See this scene.
Gu Han felt warm in his heart, and suddenly felt that having a sister felt... very good.
"Little brother, little brother, grow up quickly."
Su Su naturally couldn't see him and muttered in a low voice: "When you grow up, I will bully you."