Chapter 45 The old cow who sells ass, monthly pass]
As soon as he finished speaking, the steaming water vapor turned into a semicircular seven-color rainbow above Wang Zhuo and others, and suddenly turned into a golden halo under the warm sunlight.
In the well, a carp with red scales all over its body and a body and fish tentacles over two meters long emerged from the water. First, its gills filtered several well water, and then it seemed that a rocket launcher was installed on the fish's tail.
, flew out of the well and headed towards the golden circle of light!
"The fish leaps over the dragon gate! Why can't our spiritual consciousness scan it?"
Duobao screamed, and saw the old cow puffing up his cheeks while condensing his consciousness into a sentence: "The well is connected to the underground water. This fish can swim hundreds of miles in an instant. I think you two are good enough, so throw it into the well."
What kind of good thing does it dare to come out and transform into a dragon after just two sips? Stop this fish quickly. No matter whether this fish can cross the dragon gate, it may bring about a catastrophe. The power of transforming into a dragon is huge. We may be able to survive, but there are hundreds of people around us.
It’s inevitable for the living beings to…”
Before he finished speaking, Wang Zhuo's shirt was torn, and a black dragon's head protruded from his chest.
The black dragon's eyes were cold, and he glanced at Niu Bi without any emotion at first. Niu Bi was so scared that Niu Bi took a few steps back. Then he saw the dragon head flying out of Wang Zhuo's chest with a slightly illusory body, and the dragon roared thousands of miles away!
For a moment, the courtyard of Wang Shouyi's house was instantly shrouded in black energy. If ordinary mortals were there, not only would they not be able to see the black energy, but the abnormality in the sky and Wang Zhuo and others would not be able to appear in their eyes.
How many methods do you have left! What kind of adventures have you had after being missing for half a year! Seeing the power of the black dragon, Niu Bi didn't dare to raise his head and look directly at it.
The dead red carp that had already flown out of the well mouth saw the black dragon in its eyes, moved its big mouth, and actually let out a loud cry.
Maybe it was frightened by the black dragon, but due to the fatal temptation of transforming into a dragon, the red carp didn't care much. The figure was faster, leaping high and leaping towards the golden circle of light.
The originally clear and cloudless sky was instantly covered by dark clouds, in which lightning and thunder quickly accumulated energy.
Wang Zhuo shouted loudly, and the second level of the Heavenly Demon Art exploded with all its strength, causing his pants to split open. Two seemingly real and illusory water and fire cat clan tails stood up high.
"Duobao, protect my parents with Lao Xie!"
After saying that, the black mist from the bronze bottle cleared. Xie Liaosha, who was more than two meters tall, stood next to Wang Zhuo, holding a mountain compass in his hand. The compass pointer pointed towards the wellhead and trembled. It seemed that he had discovered the low-level potential in the well water.
Dragon Dan.
Seryozha patted the compass, and saw that the compass made a clicking sound, and three mini-peaks were looming in a yellow mist.
Duobao knew that he had exhausted his true sun fire and had no means of attack anymore. He nodded to Wang Zhuo, looked at Wang Zhuo's appearance at this time, turned around and ran towards the house with Xeryozha.
The cow's hairless neck had swelled twice. Then the cow's mouth opened wide.
"Moo!"
The sky-shattering cow roared, causing even the black dragon's eyes in the sky to glow. The sound waves could be seen with the naked eye, and the strong wind turned into swords, guns, halberds and forks rubbing against each other, making a metallic sound and heading towards the red carp in the air.
Wang Zhuo was not to be outdone. He cut off the wronged souls in the God-Sealing Pearl, and controlled the fire tail to form a giant stick that held up the sky. The surface of the giant stick was scorching with real fire. The silhouette of Keiko, who was wearing a student uniform, faded. He merged into the endless real fire. Wang Zhuo's body suddenly rose and he struck out with a stick.
Hit the red carp on the head!
Niu Bi sent out a blow and was about to gather his strength to continue, but found that Wang Zhuo had so many tricks. His consciousness just scanned Seryozha who had reached the roof, and he took a deep breath.
It's not a human being. It's full of lifeless energy. It's probably a type of mutated zombie, and its realm is actually that of Nascent Soul!
Why did I ask Da to be so greedy for leisure in the world? If I had followed Xiao Zhuo, I might have broken the restrictions imposed by that stinky bitch, and become so beautiful!
When Lao Niu was thinking wildly, the various weapons formed by sound waves were first concentrated on the red carp. The fish's scales suddenly staggered, came out of the body and turned into a red shield, blocking all the sound waves from the shield!
The red carp rolled its dead eyes, as if laughing at the old cow's low-level methods. Then it saw a giant stick holding up the sky with thousands of points of fire coming towards it!
"Gah!"
The red carp screamed, no longer caring about jumping over any dragon gates, and spat out from his mouth. Countless bubbles turned golden yellow under the reflection of the true fire of the sun. As soon as they came into contact with the air, the bubbles shattered and formed a wall of water, which seemed to be
The flames were extinguished on the giant stick.
But Wang Zhuo's true fire is the true inheritance of the sun, and Keiko, a wild god without a god, increased its power. Without any hindrance, it evaporated the weak water wall, and was about to hit the red carp's head. The red carp was extremely frightened, and then
Regardless of the golden circle dragon gate above his head, he would jump back into the well as soon as he bent his body.
But Niu Bi was laughed at by the red carp just now, cursed in a low voice, grew bigger, and lay directly on the mouth of the well without any gaps. Niu Bi, who was missing two front teeth, curled his mouth and smiled evilly at the red carp.
"Wu Liang that dead cow! How shameless!"
The red carp suddenly uttered human words, turned around and landed on the snow, rolled a few times, and turned into a handsome naked little human race girl less than one meter tall. She knelt on the ground and yelled at Wang Zhuo with a face full of fear.
Said: "Great Immortal, have mercy on me!"
"Oh, it's still the same thing." Wang Zhuo said this, but he kept moving the stick. It looked like he was going to smash the little red carp into a meat pie before he stopped.
Little Shota Red Carp cried: "Slow down! I am willing to serve the Great Immortal as my master and serve him for the rest of my life!"
The stick came to rest on Mr. Shota's head, and the fire on it quickly scorched his hair.
"Boy Zhuo, do it quickly! I'm going to serve braised carp today!" Lao Niu said to Wang Zhuo from the side: "And I heard that the blood of such carps that can jump over the dragon's gate is extremely delicious."
Xiao Zhengtai first glanced at the golden halo above her head that had dissipated with regret, then glared at Niu Bi and said: "Hey! Old Niu, if you don't have the protection of the immortal, how can you be my opponent?"
Niu Bi lay on the mouth of the well and laughed loudly: "This is the difference! The Great Immortal and I are brothers. We are brothers who bow and kowtow nine times, kill yellow chickens and drink soju. We always fight together!"
Seeing Niu Bi getting more and more mysterious, Wang Zhuo said with black lines on his head: "Brother Niu, let's get over it."
"What a fart! Have you forgotten the youthful days when you rode me?"
Hongli Zhengtai was stunned, looked at Wang Zhuo disgustingly and said: "Forget it! I am unlucky, so the Immortal might as well beat me to death with a stick!"
This little demon is a bit interesting. Wang Zhuo looked at Zhengtai in a funny way and said, "What if I have to accept you as a slave?"
"...Then I would rather jump into your oil pan and become a plate of braised carp! I don't want to abandon the dignity of the demon clan and imitate this arrogant old cow." Shota seemed to accept his fate, with a look of contempt.
Look at Niubi.
Niu Bi was so angry that foam flew out of his mouth, "You damn little monster, how dare you say that your Grandpa Niu sells his ass? Vulgar! Xiao Zhuo, kill him!"
Wang Zhuo laughed heartily, took back his giant stick, and said to Niu Bi: "Brother Niu, get out of the way, let him go."
Then he said to the red carp with the sternest expression in his life: "The population of our demon tribe is sparse, so I can't bear to kill you. But next time you have some sense of justice and find a place where there is no one to survive the disaster."
After hearing this, Niu Bi stood up and exposed the mouth of the well. After shrinking back to his original size, he said to Wang Zhuo: "Although you are right, I reserve my opinion! A cold-blooded animal like this is not worth letting you go."
"Who said I'm cold-blooded!" Seeing Wang Zhuoken let him go, Hong Li felt happy and was about to turn over into the well. Hearing this, he suddenly stopped and said angrily: "I have been incarnate for twenty years, just waiting to transform into a dragon.
After the disaster, I took off my carp body and became a dragon, but you stopped me indiscriminately. The next time I become a dragon, I have to wait until I become a pill. And when I turn into a pill, I must succeed in becoming a dragon, otherwise there will be no hope for me in this life.
Living like a fish. I never complained to you, even when I had the chance to kill you just now, I didn’t do it. Now how dare you say that I am cold-blooded?"
Niu Bi sneered and said: "Welcome to kill! If you find a deserted place to survive the tribulation, I won't bother to care about you, or even you will be blown into powder by the thunder tribulation. Maybe I will burn some small fish and shrimp for you every year to commemorate you."
Ignorant and fearless spirit. But how come you have the opportunity to transform into a dragon and don’t know it? If Xiao Zhuo hadn’t been an idiot and dropped elixirs into the well water for his parents to nourish their bodies, would you have had the opportunity to take the elixirs and increase your true energy? What’s more?
The Dragon Transformation Tribulation requires natural fire such as the Sun and Taiyin to activate the blood in your body. Otherwise, with the weak dragon blood in your body, a mere transformed little demon can jump over the Dragon Gate? I’m laughing to death!”
When Hong Li heard this, Nuonuo was speechless, and then heard Niu Bi squint and say disdainfully: "Alas... It is one favor to give you the hope of transforming into a dragon in the future, and it is two favors to spare your life and let you return to the river. Not only do you not
You are grateful, but you still seem to be resentful? Now the morality of the human race has declined, and even the little monsters are affected? Why the hell didn’t 2012 represent the moon and wipe out all of you!"
Wang Zhuo suppressed his laughter and said, "Brother Niu, being so angry will hurt your body."
The little shot turned into a red carp looked at Niu Bi, then at Wang Zhuo, then knelt in front of Wang Zhuo again and said: "Brother Niu is right!"
"Call me ancestor! When I transformed, your ancestor was still a fish egg!"
The young lady ignored him like Niu Bi who was suffering from mad cow disease. She paid homage to Wang Zhuona and said, "Great Immortal, this cow is right. Xiao Yu has lost his moral integrity. If the Great Immortal does not think Xiao Yu is vulgar, I am willing to accept the Great Immortal as my master."
Just hope..."
"What do you expect?" Wang Zhuo had a bad feeling in his heart.
Zhengtai's face turned red and he whispered: "I just hope that the immortal will not ride me. Xiaoyu is a male and young, so he cannot withstand the whipping from the crotch of the immortal."
Nima! Niubi, I hate you!
Wang Zhuo laughed twice, waved his hand and said, "Brother Niu is just teasing you. If I were you, I wouldn't want to have an extra master above you, so you can go."
Hearing this, Hong Li was even more determined to follow Wang Zhuo.
The little monster's thoughts are simpler than Duobao's. He agrees with what Niu Bi said, and visually inspects that there are many hidden monsters in this farmyard, and it seems that Wang Zhuo who is in charge is not a murderous monster. The monsters are more powerful and will always be more powerful than Duobao.
It would be much better for him to hide alone in the underground river!
Thinking of this, the red carp opened its small mouth and spit out a pearl shining with white light, which contained his beast soul.
"I swear with my soul to serve the Great Immortal as my Lord and never leave him for the rest of my life!"
After saying that, a mouthful of blood essence was sprayed onto the pearl, and countless steam took off and transformed into Wang Zhuo's appearance, which was then inhaled by the pearl.
Little Shota bowed again and said in a crisp voice that had not yet changed: "The Great Immortal, please accept the worship of the little demon!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation at Qidian.com)
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