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Chapter 020 A Joke

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"Thank you, dad, thank you, mom!" Zhao Wuji sat down obediently.

"Don't thank me, it was your father who made this happen. If you ask me, you shouldn't go to Fengshan." The closer the departure was, the more unhappy my mother, Principal Chen, became.

"Mom, don't worry, your son will definitely be successful!" Zhao Wuji could only continue to "fool" his mother with such pale and feeble language.

"It's time to work. I have to tell you something." Dad Zhao picked up the cup and took a sip. "The first thing is to change the concept. From a student to a staff member, this transition must be passed well; when a student,

There are teachers and parents above, and classmates and brothers and sisters below. When you encounter difficulties, everyone will help you, because you are still a student, and there is no conflict of interest. However, work is different. Colleagues in the unit, in addition to being friendly to each other,

On the one hand, it is more about competition, and even this kind of competition is very cruel. It is not uncommon for someone to do something behind the scenes and make things worse. Therefore, you can only rely on yourself for work, and no one can rely on you. There are more strings in your mind than usual, even if you

Dad, I want to take care of you, but I have to follow organizational procedures, otherwise, I will give people a false excuse!"

Father Zhao spoke earnestly and sincerely. Zhao Wuji couldn't help but nod.

"The second is to do more and talk less, to read more and talk less, to think more and talk less. Many official figures are high-spirited and powerful, but their bad words make colleagues afraid to take responsibility, leaders unwilling to take on heavy responsibilities, and eventually they become

Be one among the vast sea of ​​people.”

Not to mention, Father Zhao did not have a satisfactory career in officialdom in his previous life, but this opinion is true.

"The third thing is to be calm. Don't think that just because you are a college student, you are great. In this world, everything is lacking, but there is no shortage of talents. If you don't want to do it, there are people who are willing to do it; if you don't want to do it, there are people who want to do it; you

When some people complain, others bury their complaints deep in their hearts. Therefore, only those who can keep their composure have a chance, and only when they have a chance can they do things. Aren't those so-called ideals realized by doing one thing after another?"

"Dad, you have learned a lesson. Let's see how your son behaves." Zhao Wuji drank more than a tael of white wine in one gulp!

"By the way, there is also the issue of drinking. When toasting to a leader, one must first do so as a token of respect. As for the leader's freedom to drink more or less, it is the leader's freedom. Do not argue with the leader about drinking. Colleagues should drink in moderation for friendly exchanges.

Okay, don't show off."

"I've been to Fengshan. If you need anything, call your mother and I'll find someone to bring it to you." After my father finished speaking, my mother began to warn her again.

My mother just said something, and my father thought of another question, "Men usually like to talk about wine, sex, and wealth. My understanding is that the wine must be real, the sex must be clear, the money must be righteous, and the qi must be smooth. These twelve words,

You should have a good experience."

"Yes, dad. I will definitely do what you ask." Zhao Wuji felt that this dad was not that stupid. Why did that situation happen in his previous life?

For example, when my father said the words "color must be clear", if it is understood as "bland", it is definitely not the correct answer, but should be understood as "clear". The relationship between men and women must be clear, and only say what needs to be said and do what needs to be done.

A promise must be counted, otherwise, there will be endless troubles. For example, if a beautiful woman likes you, but you already have a girlfriend, this will test the IQ and EQ of the person involved. If you want to get this beautiful woman, you will

If you lie, you may get into trouble; of course, if you tell the truth, you may lose the other party. In short, it all depends on your choice.

When you are strong enough to be admired by beauties, you can avoid this problem. But if you are only a little bit stronger than a beauty or even a little bit weaker, then the outcome will definitely be very bad.

Things between men and women, to put it bluntly and simply, are actually a game. In this game, everyone gets what they want.

"No, when I find the opportunity, I must correct my father from the wrong track!" Zhao Wuji thought.

This dinner also made Zhao's father look at his son with admiration. The boy who originally drank only a few ounces of wine actually drank better than himself, and a bottle of wine was easily taken down. With this kind of drinking capacity, he is basically qualified for officialdom.

However, Zao Wuji's increase in alcohol consumption was also sudden. In his previous life, he could only drink three ounces at most, and he would definitely be in trouble after drinking four ounces. However, he drank at least six ounces today, and his mind was still sober.

"This should be the reason for practicing [Yuanyang Zhenqi Jue]." Zhao Wuji guessed.

After washing up, Zhao Wuji returned to his room and continued to practice according to the system's arrangements. Including Zhao Wuki's self-selected learning content, he needed to practice in the system for a total of 140 hours, which is 140 minutes in the outside world.

Undoubtedly, this change of time gave Zao Wou-ki a feeling of infinite time and space and infinite vicissitudes. Perhaps life is extending in this way.

The manager of the Lujiang County Transportation Company is named Niu Ruyuan. The transportation company is in charge of the county transportation bureau, and Zhao Dezheng happens to be in charge of agriculture and transportation. Of course, in a few years, the importance of transportation will quickly become apparent, so at least it will

It is a popular industry that only the deputy county magistrate of the Standing Committee can be in charge of.

Therefore, Niu Ruyuan was very concerned about Zhao Dezheng's son taking a ride from the transportation company to work in Fengshan. Not only did he find an experienced driver with a service attitude and excellent driving skills, he also specially told the person to give the ride that the person who wanted to hitch the ride was Deputy Zhao.

The county magistrate's son personally followed the car to the gate of the county government dormitory that morning, waiting for Zhao Wuji's arrival.

Speaking of which, he should be waiting for the arrival of Comrade Zhao Dezheng. A manager is separated from the deputy county magistrate by the deputy director and the director. Therefore, Niu Ruyuan is unwilling to give up this opportunity to curry favor with the superior. Of course, it can also be understood that the county magistrate is

The transportation company is concerned about the leaders' concerns, and the service is warm and thoughtful. In short, the Chinese people have a very rich context, and one thing can be interpreted in several different ways.

The agreed departure time is 7:30.

In the morning, Mrs. Chen got up early to make breakfast for Zao Wou-Ki. In addition, she cooked a few extra poached eggs for Zao Wu-Ki to eat on the road. However, Mr. Zhao didn't get up until 7:10, as it was a Sunday.

, I could have slept in, but it was delayed because Zhao Wuji had to go to work. Thinking about it, Father Zhao was also a little depressed.

There are three big bags of luggage that Zhao Wuji brought. One bag is naturally cotton quilts and covers, one is clothes and other items, and the other is books and sundries. Both Father Zhao and Mother Chen want to help Zhao Wuji

Carrying luggage, however, Zao Wuji's current physical strength is as high as 320, which is three times that of a normal person. How can three pieces of luggage not exceeding 50 kilograms be difficult for him? He carries one piece on his back and one on his shoulder.

Carrying one item in his left hand, he easily made it down to the third floor. The strength he showed surprised Father Zhao and Mother Chen.

Zhao Wuji was flattered to see the manager of the transportation company come to pick him up in person, but he immediately understood that they were here for his father. He was nothing but a bird!

Therefore, Zhao Wuji greeted Manager Niu politely, threw his luggage into the car, and started chatting with the driver.

The driver's surname was Qiu, and his name was Qiu Aiguo. He was a middle-aged man with a full beard but quite energetic. Zhao Wuji was young, so he naturally called him "Uncle Qiu". He heard the county magistrate's son calling himself "Uncle Qiu".

Instead of "Master Qiu", Qiu Aiguo was also very happy. He thought this young man was good, polite and not arrogant.

Qiu Aiguo himself knows that although the profession of driver is very superior, it is nothing in front of officials.

However, although Qiu Aiguo was happy, he did not talk much. He would answer whatever Zhao Wou-ki asked. In his previous life, Zhao Wou-ki had passed the driver's license test and had his own car. However, he did not know anything about the Dongfeng trucks of this era. Therefore,

Zhao Wuji asked about horsepower, maximum load capacity, gradeability, fuel consumption, price, etc. Qiu Aiguo answered them all.

After driving for 5 kilometers, Qiu Aiguo took out a pack of red hibiscus from his body, took out one and lit it for himself, and then asked Zhao Wuji: "Comrade Xiao Zhao, do you want to smoke?"

"Haha, I smoked it. But I have good cigarettes here." Zhao Wuji immediately took out a pack of Huangguoshu from his body and placed it in front of Qiu Aiguo, "Uncle Qiu, this pack is for you."

"Ah, how dare I smoke such a good cigarette?" Qiu Aiguo seemed to refuse.

"Can't you just hide quietly and smoke alone?" Zao Wuji joked.

"That's okay, I'll accept it. From now on, if you want to go home, call me in advance. As long as the company has a car to Fengshan, I will ask them to save a seat for you!" A pack of cigarettes is indeed very honorable.

Oh, it would be unreasonable if Qiu Aiguo didn't say anything. When Qiu Aiguo drives a car, he is subsidized by the kilometer, which is 2 cents per kilometer. Therefore, he can only earn 1 yuan, 20.8 cents in subsidy for driving today.

Obviously, Qiu Aiguo is not an ordinary driver, but a figure similar to the team captain.

"I am the captain of Team 1, and the boys under me are quite obedient." Sure enough, Qiu Aiguo felt that what he said above was a bit inappropriate, so he explained.

"Haha, Uncle Qiu is still an official! Congratulations!" Zhao Wuji joked.

Qiu Aiguo's car does indeed drive well. Although the road conditions are not good and it looks uneven, it drives very smoothly. Of course, this is also related to the fact that the car is pulling a heavy load. However, Zhao Wuji also walked this road in his previous life.

The shaking can almost shake the food out of the stomach.

"Uncle Qiu, let me tell you a joke." Zhao Wuji suggested, feeling bored while sitting in the car.

"Joke? Okay!" As a driver, there were quite a lot of bad guys in their line. He wanted to see what funny jokes the deputy county magistrate could tell.

"A pair of male and female colleagues were sent by the organization to a provincial capital for a business trip. However, the hotel only had one guest room at night. The male colleague was embarrassed. He couldn't spend the night on a chair in the lobby. Unexpectedly, the female colleague took the initiative to ask for help.

Invite, let’s stay in a room. You can sleep on the floor. So, the two of them entered the room. However, the floor was made of concrete instead of wooden floors. It was winter at the time, and the room only had one bed.

Put on a quilt. The female colleague said, let’s do this, we all sleep on the bed, but we have to hold a rope between us. If you cross this rope, you are an animal! The male colleague remembered the word “animal” and couldn’t sleep well all night.

Because he was afraid of turning over and crossing the rope after falling asleep. In the morning, the female colleague woke up. The male colleague said proudly: How about it, I didn't cross the rope, am I not a beast? Who knows, the female colleague glared at him:

You are not an animal, you are worse than an animal!"

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