My wife was very impressed by my ability to select watermelons - I only need to pat the surface of the watermelon with my hand, and then I will know which one is the best, "This watermelon is good, the skin is only about one centimeter thick."
My wife didn't believe it at first, so she took it home and cut it open. It was indeed the case: the skin was thin and the flesh was red. She took out a small piece and tasted it, and it was so sweet that it was so sweet to her heart.
My wife also went to choose when I was away. When she got home, she always found that the watermelon was still raw, with thick skin and almost no taste of watermelon when eating it.
After being impressed, my wife became curious, "How did you do that?"
I smiled lightly and said, "I am a doctor and I have feelings in my hands."[
She still didn't understand, "What kind of feeling? Why don't I feel it?"
So I laughed, "We often have to examine patients, so we can't always use instruments to examine them, right? For example, the same examination we do every day is to percuss the size of the patient's heart outside the body. The principle of choosing watermelon is the same.
Yes, when I gently tap the surface of the watermelon, I can clearly feel the boundary between the watermelon rind and its inner flesh. This is actually a feeling."
My wife became even more curious and took pictures of everything she saw at home and in the vegetable market. However, the watermelons she picked out were still half-cooked.
She admired me even more. But I disagreed, "I have been professionally trained. You know, percussion is the minimum skill that a doctor needs to master."
That's all she did, and she will never go to the watermelon stall again.
I'm a doctor.
Because of my career, marriage has always been a big problem for me. Fortunately, she, Zhao Menglei, my middle school classmate, didn't care about my career, so she became my current wife.
But now, I have become a popular person among gay women because I am an obstetrician and gynecologist.
So I often lament: The world is so unfair, just like money, the more you have, the more you will feel panicked.