The bucket was about one meter high, just as far as the waist of the urinal. He grinned his mouth, pinched his nose with his hands, and cried with a sad face to crawl out of the bucket.
But his fat body was stuck and he couldn't get out. He was worried that he would be caught up with the guard after a long time, so his body rushed forward with great force.
"Bang"
"Crash"
The bucket of sucks fell to the ground, and the sucks inside flushed out the urinary poo.
The urinal was lying in the slurry, except that his head was clean and his whole body was wet.
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Rotten vegetables, fish bones, used napkins and other messy things were hung on him.
His clothes were already ragged by the branches, but now it is even worse. His whole body emits a very unpleasant smell, and he is as embarrassed as he is.
He slowly got up, looked down at his new outfit, stood there, his eyes straight, his hands and feet standing like a puppet who couldn't move.
It was really hard to imagine that he would end up like this. He was so anxious that he stood there grinning and howled twice.
At this time, a young and fashionable couple passed by at the entrance of the alley. They smelled the stinky smell, frowned and turned around and saw the stupid urinary lid standing there.
"I, husband, look, someone is doing performance art!"
"Wife, that's a fool, who can perform art like this?"
"Photograph him quickly and post it online to increase your popularity!"
"We'd better call the police. This is a fool, and it looks so pitiful."
After a while, there were many people around the alley. Some of them took out their cell phones to call the police, and more of them took photos and posted them online.
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The urinal was stunned for a minute or two before suddenly thinking that he was escaping. His eyes instantly regained his spirit. He quickly looked around and saw if there were any pursuers, and then rushed towards the crowd at the entrance of the alley.
When people saw the urinals running towards them, they were so scared that they covered their noses and ran around, quickly giving him a way out.
The urinal rushed into the street, and there were screams and riots everywhere he went.
After Wang Nuannuan finished class, she was about to go to the cafeteria for dinner, but a man opposite her blocked her way.
"Wang Nuannuan, right? Shen Feng asked me to pick you up and have a meal together."
Liu Yishou showed a harmless smile on his face and said softly with a smile.
"Shen Feng asked you to pick me up? Why haven't I seen you before?"
Wang Nuannuan looked up and down at Liu Yishou and asked with doubts.
Wang Nuannuan heard that it was Shen Feng who looked for her, and a little smugness appeared on her face, and said to herself: Sister Li is right. It seems that Shen Feng really used the trick of "playing hard to get". This time I have to take him.
Stay, hum!
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"I just came from another place, of course you haven't seen me. By the way, you have a companion, right? Why don't you wait for her to go together!"
Liu Yishou still smiled and said slowly.
"Don't wait for her, she still has something to do, let's go now!"
Wang Nuannuan said quickly.
Wang Nuannuan was a little suspicious, but when she heard that Liu Yishou had taken the initiative to ask Zhang Li to take him with her, she felt relieved.
She didn't want a big light bulb around her. Zhang Li was just in time to queue up to get food in the cafeteria. She could have lunch with Shen Feng for two. It would be beautiful to think about it.
Liu Yishou looked up and looked a little disappointed. He originally wanted to arrest both of them, but it seemed that he had to catch one of them first.
He turned around and led the way, and the two walked out of the university gate one after another.
At this time, Wang Nuannuan's cell phone rang. After answering, the sound inside the phone was very noisy. Zhang Li said loudly: "Dear, come here quickly, I will be in line soon."
"Sister Li, you can eat it yourself! Chen Feng sent someone to pick me up for dinner. I'll leave first. When I come back, I'll bring you some delicious food, mom!"
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Wang Nuannuan had a happy face, her face flushed, and she said loudly excitedly.
"What? I really made me think so! I just said that Chen Feng's colorful intestines allowed me to see through it.
Remember to be reserved, not too proactive, behave as if you are close and distant, and catch your appetite, and also "
Zhang Li thought she had guessed Chen Feng's little thoughts and said happily.
"Okay, okay, I'm going to get in the car, I remember it all, let's talk again when I come back, so I'll talk!"
Wang Nuannuan showed a sweet smile and felt happy. In order not to delay meeting Shen Feng, she quickly interrupted Zhang Li and said happily.
Wang Nuannuan hung up the phone and followed Liu Yishou to a black Benz car near the school gate.
Wang Nuannuan looked surprised when she saw the black big man. When did Chen Feng buy the big man? Could he be a rich second generation or a second generation official?
Liu Yishou opened the rear seat door of the car and made a call. Wang Nuannuan happily sat in, and then Liu Yishou closed the door.
Liu Yishou sat into the cab, quickly started the car, and drove away quickly.
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Liu Yishou did not speak, but looked at Wang Nuannuan in the rearview mirror from time to time, with a hint of undetectable smile on the corner of his mouth.
Wang Nuannuan's heart is now in chaos, and her little heart is pounding. What if Chen Feng confesses to me later?
Should I refuse or accept it? I would have brought Zhang Li with me if I had known it. I could have taken her with me even if I had her here.
Wang Nuannuan lowered her head and thought about it all. She didn't notice that the route of the car was getting more and more erratic. She slowly came to a barren mountain and could hardly see others.
Zhang Li made the meal and sat on the dining table. She took a few bites alone boredly, inserted the spoon into the rice, and said to herself very angry: "This ruthless and unrighteous guy has a lover." I put aside my matchmaker, I really value sex over friends!
No, I want to find my Xiaopengpeng. They eat theirs and we eat ours. That’s how we decided happily!”
Zhang Li happily took out her cell phone and called Lei Peng. After the phone was connected, Zhang Li said first: "Pengzi, your boss invites Nuannuan to dinner. Do you also want to express your feelings? Please invite me!"
"Why did the boss invite Nuannuan to dinner? My boss and I are eating beef ramen. If you come here, I will order you one."
Lei Peng was a little confused and didn't know what Zhang Li was talking about, and said silly.
"What? Nuannuan is not with you! Lei Peng, you must not lie to me! To be honest, is Nuannuan with Chen Feng now?"
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Zhang Li's heart skipped a beat, and she felt a bad feeling, so she asked loudly.
Chen Feng's voice came from Lei Peng's phone, "Lili, I am Chen Feng. Who told you that I am with Nuannuan? Pengzi and I are having dinner in the noodle restaurant. Do you have any misunderstanding?"
Zhang Li was stunned for a moment with her cell phone. After a while, she started crying loudly, "Wuwuwu, Chen Feng, you must save Nuannuan, she must have been kidnapped!"
"Kidnap? Lili, don't cry first, just say slowly, what's going on?"
Chen Feng's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly comforted Zhang Li and said softly.
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