Zhou Da was dubious, as no one would stand there and let people cross him, unless he was stupid.
"Why don't you do it? Do you think you're not close enough to me? Or maybe you're just a timid person." Li Ling pretended to be cute and silly.
Zhou Da swallowed and was very nervous, holding the metal fork in his hand nervously!
"Then I will stand in front of you so that you can easily reach it." Li Ling really moved over and stood quietly in front of Zhou Da, looking into Zhou Da's eyes that were bloodshot with anger and tension.
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Zhou Da was trembling, dazed, and sweating.
"Don't think that I don't dare. I can tell you that I have killed people before, and you have killed people before me. You are afraid." Zhou Da touched the sweat on his forehead and said intimidatingly.
Li Ling touched Zhou Da's cheek, with a strange look in his eyes, exuding a charming murderous aura, and sighed slightly: "Killing... I often do this kind of thing."
Li Ling exuded a little murderous aura.
"Really or not." Zhou Da was so frightened that his heart trembled. Li Ling's eyes were too scary and cold, and there was really a cruel aura about Li Ling.
"Guess!" Li Ling suddenly smiled evilly, and touched Zhou Da's trembling hand holding the fork with his other hand.
"I..." Zhou Da swallowed again and stuttered in fright at Li Ling's momentum.
Tian Shujing felt funny and happy to see Zhou Da, who was so cool and awesome just now, being so cowardly now.
Such a hypocritical person should have been exposed in front of her long ago.
"Sometimes, if a person is in too much pain, don't hold it in for too long. If you want to cry, just cry." Li Ling pressed a hand on a certain part of Zhou Da's body, and the true energy penetrated. That part was under his eyes.
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Zhou Da suddenly felt that the nerves in his eyes were moving, and tears began to flow uncontrollably.
"Yeah... I feel so uncomfortable! Although I am the son of the dean, no girl has ever really liked me, and besides, I am still impotent!" Zhou Da suddenly burst into tears.
Tian Shujing and Jingjing both stopped the eating utensils in their hands and were slightly startled.
Impotence!
Pfft...
The two of them sprayed all the food they had just put into their mouths on the table at the same time.
"Hey, it doesn't matter if no girl likes him, but for a man, impotence is indeed the greatest shame!" Li Ling sighed slightly. Just now, Li Ling used a magical method, acupoint massage inherited from China.
The crying point among the 108 points on the human body is also called the lacrimal gland point.
After tapping, the deeper the skill of the person tapping the acupoint, the longer the person who was tapped will cry.
At this moment, Zhou Da's lacrimal glands were tapped and he was crying like a tearful person. With Li Ling's skill, Zhou Da would have to cry for at least an hour.
"Cry, cry, cry out all your sadness. After you go back, cultivate yourself well and restore your true nature as a man. Don't be addicted to women anymore. Women are harmful to your body. You see, the injuries have made you impotent!" Li Lingdun
Dun teaches! He pretends to be an old monk with profound teachings who can save all sentient beings.
However, when Li Ling talked about being obsessed with women, Tian Shujing and Jing Jing were a little unhappy.
"Tell me, does what I say make sense?" Li Ling smiled evilly.
"It makes sense... 55555555, I am impotent, I am impotent!" Zhou Da, a man in his twenties, was crying loudly, making the waiter who had been standing on one side tremble with fear.
So wretched!
"But why do I keep crying and can't stop?"
This question was also what Tian Shujing wanted to know, but Jingjing seemed to have already known that it was acupuncture.
"Because I used Maoshan Taoism to bring out your crying spirit, so you will keep crying!" Li Ling made up nonsense.
"5555555555... You are talking nonsense! How can there be Maoshan Taoism in this world!" How could Zhou Da believe it, but he was indeed crying so sadly, as if garlic had blinded his eyes.
"If you don't believe it, then I'll make you laugh non-stop and try it." Li Ling stretched out his finger and touched Zhou Da's armpit again.
Zhou Da suddenly stopped crying and started laughing loudly before he could wipe his tears.
"It's funny!" Li Ling hasn't played with people like this for a long time, but he had a lot of fun this time. This is also because he is a killer himself and kills people everywhere. Sometimes, he will catch some people who are about to be killed and play with them.
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"Wah Kaka... Wah Kaka... Why can't I stop laughing! Wah Kaka!" Zhou Da laughed loudly, probably he has never laughed like this in his life.
"Didn't I tell you that you were hit by my Maoshan Taoism! Your smile was also brought out!" Li Ling expressed helplessness and shook his head as if he was innocent.
"Wow..."
Tian Shujing was curious and couldn't ask Li Ling directly, so he had to ask Anjing, who was snickering while eating vegetables.
"Jing Jing, what kind of evil has Zhou Da been possessed by this week? Could it be that Li Ling really used some Maoshan Taoism?" Tian Shujing asked doubtfully.
"Teacher Tian, don't listen to his nonsense. What Maoshan Taoist technique is? It's obviously acupoint technique! It's medicine or martial arts handed down by the ancient Chinese. However, this technique has been lost for a long time. I didn't expect that Li Ling could actually know it.
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"I've cried and laughed, and now you believe it!" Li Ling patted Zhou Da's face, who was sitting on the ground laughing, and said.
"Wah Kaka, I believe it. That's enough, Wah Kaka...please show me your noble hand and solve my Maoshan Taoism! Wah Kaka..." Zhou Da couldn't help it if he didn't believe it. He really couldn't laugh anymore, but
My body is still laughing uncontrollably.
"Poor baby! I'm tired. I'm tired. Just have a good sleep. When you wake up tomorrow morning, everything will be fine." Li Ling stretched out his finger again and pointed at the sleeping point behind the ear. Zhou Da lost consciousness and wheezed.
Get up and fall asleep.
Li Ling clapped his hands and took a deep breath.
"Done... call it a day!" Li Ling stretched and said.
"Li Ling, you are really good. You managed Gong Yangyu the day before yesterday and Zhou Da today. Do you want to eliminate harm for the people?" Jing Jing said.
"I'm not that great? It's just that I hate this person, so it's just a small punishment!" Li Ling knelt down and pulled off Zhou Da's clothes, leaving only a pair of shorts.
The most amazing thing is that Zhou Da actually has a concave and convex portrait stuck on his shorts.
"Hey, what is this iron man with an egg-shaped head?" Li Ling was very interested in the comic image.
"This is Ultraman, commonly known as Ultraman! The name given to Ultraman by the public! You don't know." Jing Jing looked at Li Ling in disbelief.
It’s a classic like this. When I was a kid, it was an anime that boys loved to watch, in which Ao-Uman fights little monsters. Li Ling didn’t even know that the egg-shell-headed iron man was Ao-Uman.
"I don't know..." Li Ling shook his head.
"You are an alien!" Not only Jing Jing was surprised, but even Tian Shujing was surprised.
Although Li Ling is very capable, he seems to be unclear about some common sense in society, or some of the more popular things.
"You are not an old god who came out of the deep mountains and old forests!" Jing Jing was very talkative today.
