"China's national pig, I will fuck your second uncle!"
A guy from the Northeast on the fourth floor picked up the TV in the dormitory and threw it down the stairs.
Then, there was a banging sound downstairs.
Immediately afterwards, it seemed like the prelude to the "firecrackers" started. Along with the shouts and curses, various TV sets, boiling water bottles, washbasins, and glasses flew out from the windows of each dormitory like a goddess scattering flowers.
It fell downstairs with a ping-pong-pong pong.
This is not students fighting, nor is it students venting their dissatisfaction with the school, but Chinese football has lost again, and student fans are venting their anger against Chinese football.
That's right, the stupid Chinese football team has fallen behind again. Although the country's football team has fallen behind often, this time it's so outrageous that it can even be said to have lost the face of the Chinese people. Because these people are not living up to expectations.
In a warm-up match between the Hefei home team and the Thai youth team, the National Pig lost to its opponent with a super humiliating score of 1:5, once again setting a new record for the National Pig with no lower limit for losses.
Robin Hood was picking his feet and peeling peanuts, "Fuck! I told you not to watch Chinese football a long time ago, but you insist on watching it. Don't you know that watching Chinese football will shorten your lifespan?"
Big Bear is a die-hard fan. Every time the Chinese team loses a goal, Big Bear silently downs a bottle of beer. By the end of the game, he had already downed five bottles of beer. His face was already red and he was grabbing it with both hands.
The hair is like a wild beast.
Wen Fei pointed at the big bear and said: "Did you see it? This is the sadness of Chinese fans! I don't know how many fans are so mad at Chinese football! The boss said it best. If you want to live a long time, you must boycott Chinese football.
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"Go to hell! If I want to be at the scene, I have to cut off their stinky feet!" The big bear roared and threw the bottle out of the window, then rushed towards the computer not far away with murderous intent, picked up the computer and was about to throw it out the window.
leave.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Siyan rushed forward, desperately protecting his computer, "Calm down! Calm down! This computer costs thousands of dollars! How can you hit those national pigs?"
Big Bear breathed out alcohol and said: "I'm so damn calm! If I'm not calm, I'll lose my damn computer!"
Xiaosi looked at Big Bear with a tragic face: "Brother, this computer is my life! If you really want to throw it away, just throw me out!"
"Brother, it's so refreshing!" Big Bear couldn't help but put Xiao Siyan on his shoulders and strode towards the window sill.
"Oh, calm down! Big Bear, you must calm down!" Wen Fei and Fatty Wei rushed forward and rescued Xiao Siyan.
Big Bear sat down on the ground, beat his chest and cried: "What a shame! Chinese football is so shameful!"
Robin Hood threw a peanut in his mouth and said calmly: "Brother, don't give too much hope to Chinese football. No matter how loud the slogan is, it can't produce a satisfactory report card. Tracing the root cause, this is the Chinese football system.
The problem is that if you want to change the status quo, you must first change the football system, otherwise Chinese football will always be like this. Be bearish and live longer!"
"That's right!" Wen Fei said: "According to statistics, there are (10,000 registered players in Thailand, while China only has about 10,000). Thailand's total population is about 67 million, and their registered players account for 0.4% of the total population. And
China has a population of 1.3 billion and 10,000 registered players, which is equivalent to 0.05% of the total population. The number of registered players in Thailand is eight times that of China. How can we compare with others? This is a problem with the football system!"
Fatty Wei said: "In China, football is like a sport for rich people. The cost of football school alone is beyond the reach of ordinary families. In addition, China lacks a perfect and equal selection system, and many truly gifted and talented people
Players have been eliminated. There are very few outstanding players who can show their talents, but they have slowly deteriorated in the dark market environment of Chinese football.
Let's look at the development of foreign football, and take Europe, which has the most complete football system, as an example. They almost cultivate football talents from an early age, and send them to football schools at the age of three or four to receive formal and systematic training.
Join the national team. Football in other countries is also very popular. Unlike China, a city or even a province does not have a football team. It is really sad. In Europe, almost every small town has a professional football team.
Football teams, this is the gap! Can we compare? We can never compare! So, those who still have illusions about Chinese football, rest in peace!"
Daxiong wiped his tears and said: "I understand what you said, but... I just can't accept the result of today's game! The dignified Chinese Kung Fu team actually lost to the Thai ladyboy team, who is known as the fish belly.
,This...what is this?"
Fatty Wei patted Da Xiong on the shoulder and comforted him: "Brother, to be honest, I planned to drink and watch porn tonight, and then masturbate afterward. What a wonderful night! But you want to watch something about China?
Watching football, I can’t even get an erection now, it’s so fucked up!”
Wen Fei said: "But it's really exciting to see the performance of these national pigs. They have no sense of national honor and disgrace, let alone national dignity. They run on the field as if they are sleepwalking. I guess they went drinking again last night.
Let’s pick up girls!”
Xiaosi said with eyes: "The Chinese pig can ejaculate instantly in bed, but it is long-lasting and durable on the court. Why can't it ejaculate? He should be sent to an island country to be a male actor!"
The whole night, the boys' dormitory was filled with angry yelling and wailing.
Early the next morning, major domestic news portals, newspapers and magazines reported the news of the Chinese football team's disastrous defeat with front-page headlines. The whole country was filled with shouts and curses, and the situation spread like fire, creating an uproar. Later, the Chinese Football Association
We have to apologize and make new guarantees and promises to the fans. But everyone knows that Chinese football is becoming more and more marginalized, and one day we will have to say goodbye to our lives.
The cruel life has smoothed our sharp edges and the light of our youth. We miss those times running on the green field and the football that accompanied us when we grew up. However, when we grow old, football has already
It has faded out of our lives, and Chinese football has also diluted our enthusiasm for this sport.
I would like to dedicate this chapter to the lost youth and the distant football.
