It gets bright very early and gets dark very early in the north. Although it's August, it's already completely dark before eight o'clock in the evening.
Shopkeeper Liu had just had a few drinks with his friends outside and walked home drunk.
Opening the door, shopkeeper Liu burped and reached out to turn on the power switch on the wall.
The moment the chandelier in the living room turned on, shopkeeper Liu was surprised to find a strange middle-aged man sitting on the sofa in his living room.
Shopkeeper Liu suddenly shuddered and almost woke up from the drunkenness: "Who are you?"
The middle-aged man took out a black ID card from his arms and shook it: "Zheng Guorong, police!"
"Police?!" Shopkeeper Liu looked at the middle-aged man suspiciously. Just as he was about to turn around and exit the door, he found that the door had been locked, and a young man appeared behind him, blocking his way:
"Want to run?"
Shopkeeper Liu swallowed. He thought he was dreaming, so he rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then he realized that there were really two uninvited guests in his house.
"Who are you?" Shopkeeper Liu asked tremblingly. After all, two strangers suddenly appeared in his home, and anyone would feel scared. What's more, these two strangers had already been lurking in his home. This feeling was too special.
horrible.
The young man pushed Shopkeeper Liu: "Didn't I tell you? We are the police!"
Shopkeeper Liu composed himself: "Police? Why should I trust you! I can still say that I am the president of the country!"
The young man raised his arm: "If you keep talking nonsense, do you believe I will slap you?"
"Fang Xiang!" Zheng Guorong, who was sitting on the sofa, stood up and shouted to stop Fang Xiang.
Shopkeeper Liu looked at the two guys claiming to be police in horror, and whispered: "Police? What's so great about the police? Can the police break into a house? I think they are just two robbers..."
Fang Xiang frowned and said, "What are you mumbling about?"
"No...it's nothing!" Shopkeeper Liu was also a person who was afraid of death. He quickly put on a smile and said in a flattering manner: "You two gentlemen, you can steal money, but please don't hurt me. I'll make you a cup of tea.
, there are things in this room that you like, just take them!"
Looking at Shopkeeper Liu, Zheng Guorong almost laughed out loud. He pointed at Shopkeeper Liu and motioned for Shopkeeper Liu to sit down.
Shopkeeper Liu sat down nervously, glancing around with his eyes: "Two gentlemen... two heroes... two knights, we met by chance. Let's talk about anything we have... let's talk..."
Fang Xiang walked up to Shopkeeper Liu and said slowly: "Shopkeeper Liu, formerly known as Liu Changgui, is a native of Shenyang. He is 43 years old this year. He smuggled motorcycles in the late 1980s and spent two years in prison. After he came out, he happened to catch up with the listing of the Chinese stock market.
So I used my wife's savings to join the stock market and made a lot of money. A few years later, Jinpen washed his hands and quit the stock market. He bought more than ten stores in Tingyu Lane in one go.
Ten to millions. Due to the homophony of your name and the numerous stores, people outside gave you the nickname 'Shopkeeper Liu'. Am I right?"
Shopkeeper Liu opened his mouth in surprise: "You...who are you? How...how do you know so much?"
Zheng Guorong smiled slightly: "Didn't I tell you? We are the police!"
Shopkeeper Liu came back to his senses, and now he really believed in the identity of the two men in front of him as police officers. If he could have such clear information about him, who else could be there besides the police? But why would the police come to his door?
?
Shopkeeper Liu can be regarded as an old fox who has been around for many years. He raised his right hand and swore: "Two police comrades, I, Liu Changgui, am an honest and good citizen. I have not done anything illegal or disciplined. I didn't know you were looking for me."
what I do?"
Zheng Guorong lit a cigarette and his tone became softer: "Old Liu, actually we took the liberty of visiting you today because we want to trouble you with something!"
Shopkeeper Liu was slightly startled. Hey, the police asked him for help. This is an interesting thing. He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I wonder what the two police officers want from Liu? I am a good citizen.
, very willing to cooperate with the police’s work!”
"That's good!" Zheng Guorong patted Shopkeeper Liu on the shoulder. Shopkeeper Liu was a smart man. He already understood from Zheng Guorong's actions that the police must ask him to handle this matter.
Zheng Guorong said: "Actually, it's not a big deal. Let me ask you, does the shop at No. 18 Tingyu Lane belong to you?"
Shopkeeper Liu nodded and said somewhat ostentatiously: "Tingyu Lane belongs to me from store No. 1 to store No. 18!"
Zheng Guorong said: "That's good! Shop No. 18 is a Lanzhou Ramen restaurant, right?"
Shopkeeper Liu thought for a while: "Well, the Lanzhou Ramen in that noodle shop is quite authentic, and the boss is a dark-skinned young man!" At this point, shopkeeper Liu suddenly said in surprise: "What? Is there something wrong with that young man?"
Zheng Guorong nodded and said: "That's right! That kid not only has problems, but also has big problems. Our police have been keeping an eye on him for a long time!"
scare!
Shopkeeper Liu took a breath: "He... what did he commit?"
Fang Xiang glared at Shopkeeper Liu: "Don't ask questions you shouldn't!"
Shopkeeper Liu nodded repeatedly: "Oh, I understand! I understand! I wonder what the two police officers want me to do?"
Zheng Guorong said: "It's very simple, I don't care what method you use, drive away that noodle boy within three days and make his noodle shop close down!"
"This..." Shopkeeper Liu did not expect that the police would make such a strange request to him.
Zheng Guorong's eyes narrowed: "Didn't you hear clearly? Do you want me to repeat it again?"
"Listen clearly! Listen clearly!" Shopkeeper Liu's head nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Zheng Guorong said: "This is just a ploy by our police to lure the snake out of its hole. You don't have to worry about it. Also, don't let that kid know that the police have been looking for you. If you alert the snake and let the kid go, our police will take you as a suspect."
ask!"
"Yes! Yes! I know how to do it!" Shopkeeper Liu said.
Zheng Guorong put out his cigarette butt: "Okay, let's go first and wait for your news within three days!"
"Two police officers, would you like to have some tea before we leave?" Shopkeeper Liu asked in a "hypocritical" manner.
Zheng Guorong said: "You can keep it for yourself. Drink more green tea to clear the fire and get rid of the bad breath. Your mouth really stinks!"
After closing the door, Shopkeeper Liu cursed in a low voice: "Fuck you, uncle! Why are you catching criminals? In my opinion, it's just revenge. The noodle seller must have offended their relatives and friends, so they are here."
It’s revenge! Forget it, in this fucked-up society, you can offend anyone, but don’t offend these power agencies! The people are suffering!”
The night breeze was blowing, and Fang Xiang asked Zheng Guorong: "Old Zheng, why do you have a police officer certificate?"
Zheng Guorong said: "How can I have a police officer's license? What I took out just now was just a driver's license to fool that old boy!"
"Hahaha!" Fang Xiang and Zheng Guorong laughed at the same time.
"That's right!" A trace of complicated emotions flashed across Fang Xiang's face: "Old Zheng, wouldn't it be inappropriate for us to do this? Why do I feel like I'm trying to kill everyone?"
"Kill them all?!" Zheng Guorong stretched out his finger and shook it: "This word is not appropriate. How can it be called "kill them all"? I think it should be called well-intentioned!"
Fang Xiang said, "But...is this really useful? What if it has a side effect?"
Zheng Guorong looked up at the dark night sky: "I don't know if this method is useful. Let's take a look first and then think of other methods. If it doesn't work, then think of other methods! Anyway, the General Administration said that as long as Robin Hood can come back, even if it is used
The most despicable and filthy methods are acceptable!" After saying this, Zheng Guorong clasped his hands together and muttered: "Robin Hood, Robin Hood, just follow me! I don't want to lose my job because of you, my family still has
Several families are waiting to eat!”
Fang Xiang also imitated Zheng Guorong and said: "Amitabha!"
