"What?! I can't do that?! How dare you insult my ability as a man?! How about you try?!" Robin Hood blurted out like a reflex.
After saying this, Robin Hood seemed to feel something was wrong. He turned his head and glanced at Ding Weier. He saw that Ding Weier's face was red, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Robin Hood coughed twice and said seriously: "Miss, don't think too much, it's really not my problem!"
"Ah!" Ding Weier raised her eyebrows: "Is it Su Xiaodie's problem? Is she still a virgin..."
"Stop! Stop!" Robin Hood quickly asked Ding Weier to stop talking. What is in this little girl's head? Why is she so evil?
Robin Hood said: "Actually, it's not my problem, nor is it Amelia Su's problem!"
"Whose problem is that?" Ding Weier said reluctantly.
Robin Hood said: "It's not a problem. The crux of the problem is that when we go to check out a room, we don't go around in circles, but... to escape for our lives!"
"Escape?!" Ding Weier's eyes widened in disbelief, "Escape for what? Don't fool me!"
Robin Hood said: "To tell you the truth, Fatty Wei invited me to dinner at noon that day, and Su Xiaodie and the others followed. After lunch, on the way back, Su Xiaodie went to the convenience store in front of the school to buy water, and I also went to the convenience store.
Buying cigarettes, just when we came out of the convenience store, some gangsters with knives rushed over from across the street, pointed at us and cut us, so I took Su Xiaodie and ran away. They kept chasing, and we kept running, and finally
We ran to the love house! I swear we didn’t do anything in the room. After the bad guys left, we went back to school! But I don’t know which bastard who had been stabbed a thousand times actually took a photo of us.
, saying that we were going to rent a house. Alas, even if we jumped into the Yellow River, we wouldn’t be able to clean it up!”
Ding Weier blinked: "Is everything you said true?"
"Of course it's true! I said it and I swore it!" Robin Hood said, raising his right hand solemnly.
"You were chased and hacked at the school gate?!" Ding Weier said: "I think I heard someone mention it later that there was a fight at the school gate at noon, so it was you!"
Robin Hood shrugged his shoulders: "Yes, isn't it very unlucky? Damn it, no one paid attention to us when we were being hunted? In the end, we were taken out of context and put on the Internet to spread rumors. Alas, I am walking in school now,
Everyone was stabbed in the spine and called a big pervert!"
"Hahaha!" Ding Weier suddenly laughed happily, and her pale face finally had a rosy look.
"Why are you laughing? Are you happy when I am scolded?" Robin Hood said.
Ding Weier clapped her hands and said: "Great! You really didn't have a relationship with Amelia Su! Does that mean you don't have to be responsible for her anymore? Does it mean she won't be pregnant with your baby? Hahaha! I will
I know you are an upright and trustworthy man and will never do those dirty things! Now I feel relieved!"
Robin Hood was speechless for a moment and muttered to himself: "Damn it, now I am an upright and trustworthy man? Who just called me obscene and a big pervert? Huh?! Wait, Wei Er's words seem worth recalling.
Oh, I seem to understand something."
Robin Hood moved his face closer: "Hey! I didn't have a relationship with Amelia Su, so you don't have to be so happy, right? Yeah! I understand, are you interested in me?"
"No... no way... don't think too much!" Ding Weier blushed, turned her head shyly, and changed the subject: "By the way, did you offend anyone outside? Why did others
Will they come to your door to hunt you down? If you have any difficulties, just tell me and I will find someone to sort it out for you!" As she said that, Ding Weier patted her chest vowingly, and then Robin Hood clearly saw the two breasts on her chest.
The rabbit trembled so cutely that it almost shook Robin Hood's little heart out of his wits.
Robin Hood said: "I don't know, I also think this matter is a bit strange! But after thinking about it, I have offended a guy with a very good background in the past few days!"
"Who?" Ding Weier looked sharply.
Robin Hood said: "What do you think?"
Ding Weier reacted immediately: "Ah! Could it be... could it be Zhang Feng?"
Robin Hood nodded: "After much thought, only this Zhang Feng hates me so much, and according to that man's domineering character, he can also do this kind of business of buying and killing people. Last night I taught Zhang Feng a lesson for you,
He was embarrassed in front of so many people, and Zhang Feng threatened me when he left. As a result, I was hunted down at noon the next day. Is the timing too coincidental? Although I don’t have enough evidence to prove what happened behind the scenes.
The mastermind is Zhang Feng, but I think there is an 80% chance that it will be him!"
"Asshole!" Ding Weier threw the pillow under her butt, her beautiful face full of anger, "Zhang Feng, that bastard, based on what he did to me last night, I should find someone to interrupt
His legs. Humph, who does he really think he is? If he dares to find someone to deal with you again, I will definitely not let him go!"
"Yo!" Robin Hood chuckled: "Miss, why are you so excited?"
"I..." Ding Weier rolled her eyes: "I'm just worried about your safety. You offended him because you wanted to help me. If you were killed for helping me, I... mine
Of course I feel very sorry..."
"Tsk, tsk!" Robin Hood shook his head: "Your behavior just now seems to have gone beyond the concern between friends, right?"
"Oops!" Ding Weier suddenly blushed and cursed: "I hate it! I won't talk to you anymore!"
As soon as she finished speaking, her stomach growled untimely.
Ding Weier covered her stomach and stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "Well... uh... I didn't have dinner, I seem a little hungry!"
Robin Hood snapped his fingers: "Hey, I just happened to bring you a midnight snack. Just wait on the bed and see what delicious food I brought you!"
