() "Eighteen points in Chinese, 12 points in mathematics, and 7 points in chemistry... Moreover, almost all of the correct answers are multiple-choice questions! Ciao! Has my IQ been lost in the epic masturbation career?" Luo
When Manduo received his college entrance examination transcripts, his expression was exaggerated, as if his face had been stepped on by an alpaca.
This guy is eighteen years old, 1.8 meters tall, and weighs 158. He is as strong as a calf. He does not look like a senior high school student at all, but more like the "hero" described in "Water Margin".
Everyone who knows this guy agrees that it is a miracle that he can sneak into high school. He actually has the guts to take the college entrance examination. Does he think that all the test questions are multiple choice questions, and he can get them all right?
?
A girl walked towards me. She was very beautiful with long legs and short skirt.
Luo Manduo's report card fell to the ground. He squatted down, holding the report card in his hand but did not stand up. His eyes looked up sideways, which was a perfect angle to peek under the skirt.
The girl walked by, shook her middle finger at Luo Manduo who was squatting on the ground, and then walked straight over.
"Black! I guessed black." Luo Manduo looked at her plump and charming peach buttocks and grinned. Guessing the color of a girl's underwear is obviously much easier than guessing the answer to a college entrance examination question.
The school was filled with a festive atmosphere, and most of the students were smiling, obviously having achieved good results in the exams. Some students were also excitedly discussing some of the more famous universities, their eyes full of yearning.
"Isn't it just that I got admitted to college? How can I be so successful? Many of today's rich people have never gone to college." Luo Manduo muttered in his heart, feeling sour.
When he was about to walk out of the school gate, Luo Manduo looked back at the teaching building, his eyes full of nostalgia and sadness. He had a feeling in his heart that this might be his last time in this school. He wanted to take another look and stay.
an impression.
"Shitou, there is your package. Come and sign for it." The man in the reception room saw Luo Manduo standing in a daze at the school gate and waved to him.
Stone is Luo Manduo’s nickname.
This nickname was given to him with his stone-like fists.
"My package?" Luo Manduo walked over.
The man in the reception room handed him a package tightly wrapped in waterproof plastic sheeting and a ballpoint pen.
"Sign, Shitou." The receptionist showed a mysterious smile, "Well, is it an inflatable doll bought on Taobao?"
Luo Manduo, "..."
"It's so tightly wrapped, hehe, do you think I don't know what you bought? Say, is it an inflatable doll? Is it? Is it? Is it?" The old man was very excited.
"It's your sister." Luo Manduo signed, took the bag and left.
"Don't be embarrassed, I understand what you young people are thinking." The old man smiled mischievously.
Luo Manduo turned around and pointed his middle finger at the old man shamelessly.
If it weren't for the fact that he was familiar with this shameless old man and usually liked to make jokes, Luo Manduo would have pounced on him and punched him to get a new pair of braces.
Luo Manduo was not in the mood to go home, so he went directly to the Beihe City Library after leaving school. He loved reading, but the books he read were all about mechanical processing. He was obsessed with machinery to the point of obsession.
When he was eight years old, he was able to disassemble a complex mechanical watch and assemble it again, and it kept accurate time.
When he was twelve years old, he was waiting for his father to get off work at the factory where he worked, and happened to help the factory engineer solve a mechanical problem.
When he was sixteen years old, the simple manipulator he designed completed the action of dressing people, and won the Youth Science and Technology Award that year.
He is a mechanical genius.
Therefore, his ridiculously poor grades are not entirely due to his stupidity. On the contrary, he is an extremely smart person. It’s just that all geniuses tend to be partial to subjects. His intelligence was all used in machinery.
Rather than dealing with exams.
The package he just received was definitely not an inflatable doll, but a set of small machining tools, a hand drill, an adjustable wrench, a triangular scraper, a hacksaw, a silk tape measure, a micrometer and a caliper. He used these things frequently.
Also buy frequently.
There were not many people in the library and it seemed very quiet.
Luo Manduo skillfully came to the bookshelf with mechanical processing books and searched for books that interested him. Scanning his eyes one by one, he realized that he had already read almost all the books on the bookshelf.
He has read more mechanical books than he has seen pornographic films, which is something to be very proud of.
His eyes moved down inadvertently, and his eyes suddenly stopped on a leg of the bookshelf. The leg was missing a section, and a thick book was cushioning it. The bookshelf could maintain balance without tilting, and this book
The books that stand on your feet make great contributions.
Luo Manduo looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him. He took a book of roughly the same thickness from the bookshelf, then squatted under the bookshelf, lifted the bookshelf a little with one hand, and lifted the bookshelf a little with one hand.
His hands pushed the books he took into the crippled tripod. Soon, the books that were originally used as footrests were pushed out, and the books he took from the bookshelf became the new footrests.
The book is indeed very old, with a yellowish color and obvious wear and tear on the corners. The book cover is not a common plastic book cover, nor is it a cardboard book cover. Luo Manduo looked at it and thought it was the skin of some kind of animal, but
I touched it carefully, but it didn't feel like it.
There is no text on the book cover, but there is a fierce sun pattern.
Luo Manduo opened the book. There was no text on the first page under the cover, only a portrait of a girl. An oval face carved with pink and jade, long black hair like ink dye, full and firm breasts, and a slender waist.
Her long and round legs, embellished with a white short skirt, are just like a pair of ivory chopsticks. She has a good face, a good figure, and a pair of big and bright almond eyes. She is indescribably delicate and beautiful.
Kind of innocent and cute.
It feels very strange, the girl in this painting seems to be alive. Especially when looking at her eyes, it makes people feel that her eyes are conveying something.
"Is it...an H-comic?!" Luo Manduo suddenly grinned.
In his life, H-comics and mechanical books are equally important, and can even be said to be part of his life.
He turned over the book excitedly.
"Hello, sir." A voice suddenly came from behind, clear and crisp, like the sound of a silver wind chime swaying in the morning breeze, beautiful and beautiful.
Luo Manduo stopped flipping through the book. He closed the book and looked back. When he saw it, he was stunned on the spot.
A girl was standing behind him, staring at him with a smile on her face. A feeling of déjà vu suddenly filled his mind. He thought for a moment and suddenly realized, wasn't this the girl he had just seen in the book? That beautiful girl.
The face, the amazing figure, the white short skirt and the beautiful ivory chopstick-like legs exposed in the air, everything is like a person walking out of a painting!
The feeling after being amazed is that of shock. Something must turn out to be a monster. Luo Manduo subconsciously took a step back and looked at the girl carefully.
"The book you are holding is mine." The girl showed a playful smile and said, "There is a self-portrait of mine on it. If you don't believe me, you can open it and take a look."
The girl's explanation did not completely resolve Luo Manduo's doubts. He still maintained his vigilance, "I just saw it and you painted it very well. But why did you put it under the bookshelf?"
"This is a game."
"A game?"
"A game about fate." The girl grinned, looking innocent and cute.
Luo Manduo's heart moved. The girl's world is always full of strange things. Constellations and fate are very important things for a young girl like her. It seems reasonable that she can play this game.
. He thought secretly in his heart: "Next, she will tell me that if you pick up that book, I will be the destined person she has been waiting for for a long time?"
It seems like this is really what happened.
"My name is Jin Ling'er, nice to meet you," the girl said.
"My name is Luo Manduo. You are so beautiful. You look like one of my cousins. I am also very happy to meet you." Luo Manduo is a familiar person. After his worries were eliminated, he entered the state of picking up girls.
The state of picking up girls is a state of actively lowering your IQ level.
"You are such an interesting person. It feels so easy to talk to you. Can you sit with me?" Jin Ling'er said, pointing to a reading table in the corner.
"Of course." Romando was eager to do so. As he walked forward, his steps were fast. He wondered, if there was dust on the reading table and seats, should he wipe it with his sleeves?
The tables and chairs are clean.
Luo Manduo sat on the left and Jin Ling'er sat on the right.
Their eyes met, Jin Ling'er's eyes fell on Luo Manduo's face, and Luo Manduo's eyes fell on Jin Ling'er's round and plump breasts. Everyone looked at their own.
Luo Manduo was surprised by Jin Ling'er's size. He thought it was at least 36d. Looking at Jin Ling'er's face, he felt that Jin Ling'er was only eighteen years old and still a young girl. But looking at her figure, he felt that she should be
At 22 years old, he is already mature.
With a loli face and a sexy and mature figure, isn't this the goddess in the eyes of all otakus?
Luo Manduo felt a little warm in his lower abdomen, and the "clockwork" was also moving.
"Haha, what book are you looking for?" Luo Manduo found a topic.
"I'm not looking for a book." Jin Ling'er said.
"Not looking for a book?"
"I find you."
Luo Manduo smiled, he knew this was the case.
Jin Ling'er blinked her eyes and said with a smile: "This is a game of fate. If you pick up my book, you will be the destined person I have been waiting for for a long time."
Sure enough! The smile on Luo Manduo's face became even thicker.
"Brother Luo, please open the second page of the book. There is a contract on it, please sign it." Jin Ling'er had already started calling her brother.
"Contract?" Luo Manduo said in surprise.
"Yes, a contract."
"What kind of contract?" Luo Manduo became cautious again.
"It's definitely not an insurance contract. You'll know after you open it and take a look." Jin Ling'er said coquettishly.
Luo Manduo slowly opened the second page of the book.
Indeed, it is not an insurance contract or a financial product, but an agreement.
"Aid... Aid Diplomatic Agreement... Scared?" It was written in black and white, and the title of the agreement was particularly eye-catching. Luo Manduo only read one title and was stunned.
Aid communication is a social activity that originated in Japan. To put it bluntly, it is actually girls helping men solve sexual problems, and men helping girls solve wallet problems. How could countless Comrade Luo Manduo in the film not know the meaning of this agreement?
What are you looking for? His heart was beating hard. Happiness really came too suddenly. He quickly glanced at the contents of the agreement.
The content of the assisted communication agreement is very simple. Basically, the man is responsible for finding a room, bringing his own condoms, and if he wants to have an intercourse, he needs to ask for the woman's consent. Luo Mando doesn't think these are important at all.
"Brother Luo, don't you... like it?" A blush appeared on Jin Ling'er's face, and she felt a little shy.
"I like it!" Luo Manduo's answer was simple.
It takes a hundred years to cross the same boat, and a thousand years to sleep together. This compensated diplomatic agreement, after all, will take 999 years to complete? If you don't like it, you won't have a little brother.
"Then sign it, and then we can leave here." Jin Ling'er said.
Luo Manduo followed and started looking for a pen, but he had a fountain pen between his legs and no other pens. Why should he sign with wool without a pen?
"I don't have a pen either..." Jin Ling'er shrugged her shoulders playfully, "No really, you stripped me naked and you couldn't even find the pen."
Luo Manduo, "..."
He looked at Jin Ling'er, very speechless. He thought that Jin Ling'er came prepared and had already taken a liking to his dish. She must have prepared the pen in advance. But she just didn't. Her
Wearing a tight-fitting short-sleeved shirt on the upper body and a hip-length white short skirt on the lower body, there is very little fabric on her body. In addition to her exciting sexy figure, she does not need to hide the pen in her bra or her bra.
Inside the little panties?
Maybe it was just a joke, he thought for a moment.
"Brother Luo, I will be happier if you bite off your finger and sign the agreement. In return, I will meet all your requests, even the embarrassing ones." Jin Ling'er opened her mouth slightly.
Small mouth. Her teeth are as white and neat as shells. Her tongue is delicate, small and very moist.
This was a hint of oral sex! Luo Manduo subconsciously closed his legs, Jin Ling'er's teasing and hints had already made him have a hard reaction.
"Um...how much do I need to pay?" Luo Manduo asked tentatively. To hell with fate, no matter how good the relationship between husband and wife is, they have to hand over their salary cards. He doesn't think that a beautiful girl like Jin Ling'er will pay because of fate.
"Aiding" him for free.
"Well, just buy me a Haagen-Dazs ice cream." Jin Ling'er licked the corner of her mouth, her eyes misty.
Luo Manduo, "..."
At this moment, Jin Ling'er suddenly stood up. She climbed onto the reading table and spun around on the table like a puppy. Her vagina was facing Luo Manduo, slowly lifting up, and her short buttocks were
The skirt slid upwards, immediately revealing the fair and delicate buttocks, and a pair of black thongs. It passed through the groove of the buttocks, forming a plump bulge in the area where the legs meet. The mature atmosphere,
Comparable to the fragrance of epiphyllum.
"Oppa...sign!" The wonderful person at the table suddenly said a sweet voice.
Is she playing a Korean girl?
Luo Manduo suddenly shivered.
Jin Ling'er reached out and grabbed the hem of the thong from her belly, tightening it bit by bit, and the thin fig leaf sank in bit by bit, and then sank in again. She raised her small chin, opened her lips, and stretched out her sweet
Her little tongue, and then trembled it irregularly. A vague and moist voice came out of her little mouth, "Oppa! Do you want to see a lot of things? Then sign the contract!"
Luo Manduo's thinking paused, but blood flowed from his nose.
Who was offended by this? She actually seduced people like this!
She is simply a female wolf in a pure coat, bad from head to toe!
"Oppa! It's on the second page. Sign, sign, sign, sign... I want you to sign!" The girl's little mouth was like a machine gun, spraying out bits of sugar coated with stimulants and hallucinogens.
Bullet. Her little hands kept moving, tightening, relaxing, tightening, relaxing, tightening, relaxing, tightening, relaxing, tightening and relaxing... But she just didn't show the most beautiful part.
Her voice, her movements, everything about her can make a man who is stronger than steel melt, and can also make a man who is smarter than a monkey become dumber than a pig.
sign!
Electronic signature, physical visa, art visa on arrival, no matter what kind of signature it is, sign it! Sign it!
Luo Man bit his right index finger and signed his name on the agreement.
Isn't it just a Haagen-Dazs ice cream? What a big deal, there is no such store after passing this village!
Luo Manduo's handwriting is crooked and clumsy.
When the last stroke was written, the handwriting on the yellowed paper suddenly became blurred. In the blink of an eye, the familiar Chinese characters turned into words that he did not recognize.
"How is this going?"
"Giggle..." Jin Ling'er smiled sweetly and bent over.
"Why are you laughing?" Luo Manduo still smelled something unusual.
"Why are you not laughing?" Jin Ling'er said, "Let's go."
"Get a room?" Luo Manduo smiled again, "You are so naughty and love to play tricks."
Suddenly, a scorching bright light burst out from the yellowed paper. Luo Manduo subconsciously covered his eyes, but even so, his eyes were stung and his head was cracking with pain. Suddenly
, he felt a strange force dragging his body, sliding forward quickly.
This force is very powerful.
He opened his eyes, but there was nothing in his field of vision except white light. He waved his arms, trying to grab something to stop his body from sliding, but he couldn't touch anything. His feet kicked randomly.
, but there is only empty air around, with nowhere to draw on.
What's going on here?
What's going on here!
Bang! There was a deep sound. Luo Manduo's body fell heavily on something. It was neither hard nor soft, and stars appeared in his eyes after the fall.
Bang, another sound came.
Luo Manduo turned around in panic. He saw his package, but now he was in no mood to care about it.
"You bastard! Come out here! What did you do to me?" Luo Manduo yelled angrily.
A plump and slim figure slowly appeared in the white light, from hazy to clear, with an innocent and cute face and an amazing figure. Who else could it be if it wasn't Jin Ling'er?
"This is the inner space of the Fire Bible. The Fire Bible chose you, and you also signed the soul contract. You are now the owner of the Fire Bible." Jin Linger clasped her palms together, piously.
said.
Just now she was playing the role of a flirtatious escort girl, and now she is playing the role of a saint. Does she dare to be more shameless?
"Your mother—" Luo Manduo roared angrily and rushed forward.
What he wants is a person, a woman, not some "Fire Bible"!
Jin Ling'er didn't move, Luo Manduo passed through her body.
Damn it!
Luo Manduo suddenly stepped back and looked at Jin Ling'er suspended in the void. Three seconds later, he suddenly hit Jin Ling'er's leg with an uppercut.
Monkey steals peach.
If a woman uses this trick on a man, she is stealing walnuts.
If a man uses this trick on a woman, he is stealing honey.
Luo Manduo's fist was very fast, and he hit Jin Ling'er's leg in one swish. However, there was no dull sound of the fist hitting the tender flesh, and his fist went directly through Jin Ling'er's leg.
It passed through her lower abdomen and then failed.
Jin Ling'er, who was suspended in the void, only shook a little and was not affected at all. Luo Manduo's stone-hard fist did not even break her stockings, let alone that embarrassing place.
"You..." Luo Manduo opened his mouth wide and was speechless.
"I am a soul residing in the "Fire Bible". My body is a pure energy form. Any physical attack is useless to me." Jin Ling'er said lightly: "What I have to tell you is that you
You will go to the mysterious world to complete your mission."
Mysterious world?
What mission is accomplished?
Luo Manduo couldn't understand what she was talking about.
"I am your mentor, and you are rude to me. I don't like this, and I want to punish you a little now." Jin Ling'er said coldly.
"I can't hit you, and you can't hit me." Luo Manduo grinned bitterly, "Are you biting me?"
"You signed the blood letter on the soul contract, and the "Fire Rib Bible" concluded the contract. However, part of the soul contract has nothing to do with your blood, and that is your name, the contract between you and me.
That is so that I, the mentor, can control you. My spell will make your whole body hurt like fire!"
Luo Manduo subconsciously took a step back.
Blood is integrated into the "Fire Sun Bible" and establishes a mysterious spiritual connection, which is the so-called contractual relationship.
The name is written on the soul contract, but it is Jin Ling'er's trap!
In other words, Luo Mando only needed one drop of blood, and there was no need to sign the "Fire Bible" at all!
"Fire Ri La Ping Num Mi, Namo Amitabha Ri Ri, Bi Sydney!" Reciting the mantra, Jin Ling'er took a flower finger in her hand and tapped Luo Manduo gracefully and sacredly.
Luo Manduo remained motionless, not even frowning.
Jin Ling'er's expression suddenly changed, she then clicked Luo Manduo again, and recited: "Huo Ri La Ping Num Mi, Namo Amitabha Ri Ri, than Sydney!"
"Bikini curse?" Romando laughed.
"How can this be?"
Luo Manduo smiled and said: "You must have forgotten that the name I signed on your soul contract was 'Luo Man Xixi' and not 'Luo Manduo'."
Jin Ling'er's expression suddenly felt like she had stepped on a cake.
The word "Duo" is written separately as two characters of "Xi".
Luo Man Xixi may be a husky.
Luo Man Xixi may also be a Thai ladyboy.
Luo Man Xixi and Luo Manduo have nothing to do with each other.
"You bitch! You looked at my underwear and you actually signed a fake name! And it was on a compensated dating agreement! Go to hell - bitch!" Jin Ling'er was so stimulated that she lost control.
Luo Manduo shrugged, "Okay, our game is over. Please open the door and let me out. I won't pursue your case of seducing teenagers."
"Open the door and go out? Are you dreaming? Although my soul contract cannot control you, you are still the person chosen by the Fire Bible. You will still go to the mysterious world to complete your mission." Jin Ling'er sneered:
"We are now in the space of the Fire Bible, which will open a passage to the mysterious world."
"This is really not a game?"
"You are really a bitch! I feel unworthy of the choice of the Fire Bible!"
A blinding bright light suddenly appeared, and this time Luo Manduo's vision went dark and he fainted.
In a daze, he felt like a fish swimming in the water. A drunk fish, floating along the direction of the current. He didn't know when he would wake up or where he would float to.
.
In a daze, Jin Ling'er's soul seemed to have penetrated into his brain, telling him something.
He was obviously in a coma, but Jin Ling'er's voice was very clear, as sweet as a silver bell. She told him about the mysterious world, the two professions in the mysterious world, the mysterious warrior and the mysterious magician, and five thousand years.
The previous divine war and the extinct Fire God Cult...
Jin Ling'er narrated over and over again, murmuring.
Luo Manduo's mind was like a sponge absorbing this information, subconsciously.
Passive learning is incredible.
However, occasionally, Jin Ling'er would use the language of the mysterious world to instill such information in Luo Manduo's mind, "You are a bitch! You are a bitch...bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!"
Little did Luo Manduo know that he had been in coma for a whole year.
During this year, his life was maintained by a kind of spiritual energy released by the "Fire Bible", and Jin Ling'er also muttered in his brain like a nun chanting sutras for a whole year.
time.
Many, many, many, many, many years later, the famous historian of Xuanfa Continent, Abdul Ivanov Pushkin? Kim Zhengyang? Caesar? Kazadui? Temuhuahua, or Asheng for short, summarized this period of history. He
It is described like this: "The holy pope carried the "Fire Bible" and followed the instructions of the Heavenly Father and descended from the sky. His body was burning with blazing flames, covering up the light of the sun. His eyes could penetrate everything. His spine was like
As tall and straight as mountains and rivers. His chest is as broad as the sea. His face is so handsome that all women are fascinated by it. His strength is unparalleled. Darkness cannot invade him, and the holy light envelopes him! He is great.
The Pope of Fire—Romando!”
Luo Manduo, not Luo Manxixi.
History, most of the history we see comes from this.