It was a sunny day in August, the sun was shining brightly, and the weather was very hot. Qin Yi could clearly see the stains of sweat on the black vest worn by the non-mainstream boy with pink hair in front of him.
Qin Yi wiped the sweat dripping from his forehead and muttered in a low voice: "Damn it, the air conditioner in the bus is broken on such a hot day. Why don't you make this bus crowded together with the food in the oven?"
What’s the difference between Donald Duck?”
What suffocated Qin Yi the most was the strange aroma produced by a certain chemical reaction between the perfume and sweat of the non-mainstream boy in front. The aroma penetrated into the air, making people dream.
Not only was the noble and cool Shamate brother sweating profusely, but everyone on the No. 22 bus from Gaoqi International Airport to Ludao University was sweating profusely because the car's air conditioner was broken.
The smell of sweat and low-quality perfume took over the small space in the bus.
"If you continue to smell it, you will die!"
Qin Yi pinched his nose and pushed through the crowd to move towards the back of the bus. After some hard work, Qin Yi finally squeezed into the back of the bus. Here, the air was fresher.
Qin Yi casually hung the travel bag on his shoulder on the railing beside him, then unscrewed the soda in his hand and drank it in big gulps.
At this time, an old man standing in front of Qin Yi turned around and said, "Comrade, is this car going to Ludao University?"
"Oh, yes, the terminal of bus No. 22 is Ludao University."
The old gentleman smiled and nodded, thanking Qin Yi. At this time, Qin Yi looked the old gentleman up and down.
Wearing simple old-fashioned sportswear, with a suitcase at his feet, and a dusty appearance, you can tell that this old gentleman is a new arrival just like himself.
Qin Yi wiped the soda stains from his mouth and said, "Old sir, are you a foreigner?"
The old man took out a crumpled envelope from his pocket and said with a smile: "Yes, my grandson just graduated from Ludao University this year and said he wanted to invite me to visit Ludao. Haha, no, I
I came here from Henan Province."
"The old gentleman is from Henan Province? That is the center of our Chinese history and culture."
The old gentleman nodded proudly and said with a smile: "Yes, I am from Luyi."
Qin Yi smiled and said: "Luyi? It is said that it is the hometown of Laozi, the founder of the Taoist school."
The old gentleman smiled and did not answer.
Qin Yi raised the soda again, unscrewed the bottle cap and prepared to put it into his mouth. At the same time, he asked intentionally or unintentionally: "What's your surname, sir?"
The old gentleman smiled and said: "My surname is Li, my first name is..."
The old gentleman's self-introduction was not over yet. At this moment, there was a noisy brake sound, and then the bus suddenly stopped and the body shook violently.
The next moment, Qin Yi stumbled suddenly, his center of gravity was unstable, causing his body to lose balance. Poor Qin Yi fell to the ground with an "ouch", and his eyes were covered with stars.
Qin Yi rubbed his head, subconsciously grabbed it twice with his right hand, and felt a soft touch immediately.
"It's so soft...well, it feels a bit like the lioness I rode in the Congo back then!"
"Who do you think is the lioness?"
Hearing this shout, Qin Yi, who was leisurely and contented, suddenly opened his eyes. What he saw was a stunned and angry face.
Only then did Qin Yi realize that the person beneath him was a delicate beauty. When he saw the beauty's face, Qin Yi's eyes flashed with a hint of surprise, but it quickly disappeared.
not see.
This beauty is about 1.7 meters tall, with skin as good as snow, red lips and white teeth. Her eyebrows are starry and her eyes are watery, and her beautiful nose and pink cheeks are charming.
What stunned Qin Yi the most was that what his sinful An Lushan claws controlled was the pair of plump little white rabbits on the beauty's chest.
The light was revealed, and under the soaked little cutie, two pink and round strawberries were looming...
Attack on the chest! Attack on the chest of Chi Guoguo!
At this moment, everything was silent.
The atmosphere was extremely stiff, and Qin Yi was completely frozen there, not even reacting that he was still pressing on others in an extremely inelegant posture.
After a long time, Qin Yi said with a guilty conscience: "Beauty, I think this is a misunderstanding."
"……Misunderstand?"
"Yes, misunderstanding, misunderstanding... Hey, don't be angry!"
The beauty gradually became angry. Qin Yi watched helplessly as the pretty face turned livid, and for a moment he was helpless and stunned.
"Slut ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"
A high-decibel scream resounded throughout the bus, and dozens of people crowded into this small space turned their heads to look at the man and woman in an extremely intimate posture.
Many conservative-minded adults turned their heads away, seeming to be sighing at the beauty of the world and eating free ice cream.
What's more, his eyes were directed towards the two people's private parts, which were closely aligned with each other, and their expressions were extremely ambiguous.
A few minutes later. At the very back of the bus.
Qin Yi asked in a low voice: "Beauty, do you want paper?"
The beauty hiding behind Qin Yi glared at him and snorted: "No!"
Qin Yi: "..."
"Beauty, do you want a drink of water?"
"Don't drink! You're so annoying!"
"..."
The beauty blocked her bag in front of her chest and shouted loudly: "Hey, hey, stand still and stop moving, cover it for me!"
"As ordered..."
Qin Yi gave a bitter smile, spread his limbs, and blocked the beauty's body tightly behind him, blocking dozens of squinting eyes from the outside.
Qin Yi looked up to the sky and screamed: Oh my God! This happened to me on the first day I returned to my beloved motherland!
Qin Yi glanced helplessly at the blushing beauty behind him, and asked with great frustration: "Beauty, what's your surname?"
"what!"
"...I'm just asking for your name."
"Oh, my name is Lin Muduo."
Qin Yi smiled dryly and said: "My name is Qin Yi."
Lin Muduo took out a mobile phone from his pocket and pressed the dial button while saying: "What your name is none of my business, I didn't ask you... Hey, don't run away when you get off the car!"
Qin Yi subconsciously took a few steps back and said cautiously: "What are you doing? Do you have any evil thoughts about me?"
Lin Muduo glanced at Qin Yi with disdain and snorted: "Just you? Forget it, you are not handsome. Your skin is as dark as charcoal."
Depend on!
Qin Yi touched his weathered cheeks and said depressedly: "Do you understand that this is my masculine beauty?"
Lin Muduo ignored Qin Yi and kept talking on the phone: "Hello, Xiaohan? I'm Duoduo~ Well, I'm going to Ludao University soon, come out to pick me up soon~
Yes, I met a perverted sex demon in the car. You need to bring a few younger brothers and teach this pervert a lesson! That's it, see you later."
Lin Muduo put down the phone and glanced proudly at Qin Yi, who was stunned.
Qin Yi wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Are you ready to ask someone to deal with me?"
Lin Muduo said with a smile: "Humph, who told you to embarrass my sister and me just now? Who told you to offend me?"
"I said, Lin Muduo." Qin Yi was a little angry and said coldly: "It was just a misunderstanding just now. I also apologized. Do you want to go to war like this?"
Lin Muduo said quarrelsomely: "What do you call an apology? Your voice is as low as a mosquito. If you don't know, you might think your vocal cords are torn!"
Qin Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Loud? Okay, then I'll say it again!"
As he spoke, Qin Yi opened his mouth wide and shouted loudly: "Beauty Lin Muduo! I was wrong! I shouldn't have spilled the soda on you and exposed you! I shouldn't have accidentally touched your breasts! I really
Wrong! Please forgive me!"
Qin Yi's voice was louder than Lin Muduo's scream just now, which made the two of them the focus of the car again.
"The behavior of young people today is so unruly that they can't compare to what we did back then."
"Look, that beauty is so beautiful!"
"What I'm talking about is, why are all the good dishes eaten by pigs?"
…
Feeling those dozens of weird looks, Lin Muduo was trembling with anger, "You, you, you... I remember you!"
Qin Yi stroked his elegant crew cut and said uninhibitedly: "How good is the relationship? It's quite an honor to be remembered by a beautiful woman like you, hehe."
Lin Muduo almost bit his silver teeth into pieces, and pointed angrily at the ruffian-looking Qin Yi. He couldn't say a word for a long time, so he had to imitate the scene in the online novel and say something cruel: "
Qin Yi, you, you are very good, come to Ludao University and see how I teach you!"
Qin Yi yawned and said lazily: "Whatever."
Then, Qin Yi was too lazy to pay attention to this unreasonable beauty. He simply took out a Nokia black and white tile machine from his pocket, clicked on the Snake game, and started playing it fascinatedly.
This was a very popular mobile phone more than ten years ago. At that time, almost everyone had one. Today, this mobile phone, which is said to be a must-have for home and travel, has long been discontinued.
The brick-like thing in Qin Yi's hand can already be called an antique.
On Qin Yi's mobile phone, there is a strange key-shaped ornament hanging on it. It is small and exquisite, and it even has a faint lavender luster on it. It's just that this kind of key has not been seen before this morning.
No, because its style is too old. It looks like it was made during the feudal society.
Lin Muduo curled his lips and snorted: "You country bumpkin, using a mobile phone from more than ten years ago, you still play snake!"
Qin Yi's eyes were still focused on the little snake that was constantly squirming on the screen, and he said casually: "A mobile phone can just make calls. Why do you need those fancy things?"
Lin Muduo sneered and said: "Oh. If you can't afford it, just say so. I won't laugh at you. Humph, I don't know which stall I bought it from but I bought it from a cheap sportswear for a few hundred yuan."
.”
Seeing the little snake on the screen finally hit the wall, Qin Yi raised his head and said, "You are wrong. When I went there, that stall was on sale. Twenty for the top, twenty for the pants, thirty for the shoes, and I haven't even got one set yet.
It’s up to a hundred yuan!”
Lin Muduo: "..."
At this time, the prompt on the bus rang: "Ding~ The final stop, Ludao University Station is here, please get off the bus through the back door!"
Lin Muduo glanced at Qin Yi provocatively and sneered: "Qin Heitan, we've arrived at the station, do you dare to get off the car!"
"Who does Qin Heitan call?"
"Qin Heitan calls you!"
"Holy crap, how do you know my previous nickname!"
Lin Muduo gritted his teeth and said: "Don't play tricks on me! In one sentence, do you dare to get off the car!?"
"Why don't you dare?" Qin Yi responded lazily, and then swaggered towards the back door, murmuring in a low voice: "This girl is so stupid. If I don't get off at the terminal, why should I still follow the bus?
Car back to the airport?”
Lin Muduo: "..."
After getting off the bus, the hot and humid air hit his nose. Qin Yi stretched out comfortably and sighed: "Sure enough, the air in the motherland is better. It feels refreshing! I never want to leave here again!"
Lin Muduo stood behind Qin Yi. Although the water on her body had dried, she still covered her chest with her bag and said angrily: "I will make you regret your decision!"
Qin Yi put his travel bag on his back and asked casually: "Lin Muduo, where is the person you called?"
Lin Muduo stretched out his hand and said, "Look, they're here! If you know better, just apologize obediently!"
Qin Yi touched his nose and said angrily: "Didn't I apologize before? Why do you ask me to apologize again? Do you like others to say sorry to you?"
Lin Muduo's cheeks were slightly red and he said, "It doesn't matter whether you apologize or not, you are dead today anyway!"
Qin Yi faced north, looking at the few dry young men who were gradually approaching, yawned, and said: "I thought you were calling someone from the underworld, these are the skinny guys with monkeys."
Like a college student can kill me?"
Lin Muduo snorted: "Stop being so harsh!"
"Are you being stubborn? We'll find out soon..."
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