spn "I didn't expect it. I found this thing for you. I heard that you Chinese people like to play this very much! Our injured team members are still very concerned about it. I am afraid that you will be bored at home alone, so I will find you a good thing to relieve your boredom!"
"Bodinov held up the mahjong in his hand with an expression asking for credit, and sat on the sofa and said.
"Oh my God, four people have to play mahjong. You guys are really thoughtful!" Li Yu felt that today was not specifically for condolences to the wounded, so he casually asked: "You don't want me to teach them how to play mahjong, right?"
"Lee, you are so smart! I watched a movie last night. It was about playing mahjong. It was like magic, and there was also Chinese kung fu!" Bodinov kept holding up the mahjong and dancing around.
"You believe the things in the movie. It's a question whether you can continue playing football with your IQ! I don't know how to play Chinese Kung Fu. I only know the ordinary northern style. Do you still want to learn it?" Li Yu knew.
We can't hide today, so we might as well tell the truth.
"Learn!" the two foreigners replied in unison. It seems that Comrade Lao Ji was deceived by Bodinov, and the good young man now takes the initiative to learn gambling games.[
"Let me state in advance that my teaching is all practical and I have to pay tuition fees!" Li Yu thought to herself, there is no reason to let three foreigners go and be slaughtered.
After a while, he also came to Li Yu's home with two big bags of groceries. What he brought were some convenience foods. The purpose of the three people came was to experience mahjong. Soon the trio eliminated the food and started playing in Li Yu's house.
Under the command, help the table and prepare for war.
But I can’t speak Chinese, how can I recognize the cards?
Li Yu had no choice but to pick up the photos one by one and write the Chinese numerals on the 10,000 characters into Arabic numerals. Each of the three people present took a photo.
Only one word needs to be translated, and the rest is left to Brother San'er to count by himself.
Pancakes are even simpler, as long as you can count the pancakes.
"Why do you Chinese-designed games have anything to do with food? It's noodles again! It's pancakes again!"
"Then how do you explain these Chinese characters?"
"How do you count these flowers?"
The three of them were talking to each other, which made Li Yu, who had been explaining for a long time, want to flip the table and leave, "tm, teaching foreigners to play mahjong is not a human job!"
"Shut up, do you still want to play? Ask one by one. I will answer Baumson first, these flowers are useless!" Li Yu replied angrily with an impatient look on his face.
Baumson wanted to continue asking, "Flowers are useless, what's the point of carving them?" But looking at Li Yu's eyes, he swallowed his words again.
"Second question, it doesn't matter what these words are. When you play for a while, just remember to knock out these words!" Li Yu didn't bother to explain the meaning of Liangtou and other words. He didn't know it himself.
, I know that I can touch and open the bar, and I probably couldn’t explain it clearly to these people for a while, so I just gave a simplified explanation.
The trio of poker students nodded seriously and stretched out their hands to signal Li Yu to answer their first question.
"It's really hard to call you foreigners. It has nothing to do with eating. Your association is too rich. These are just to represent different series of permutations and combinations, just like hearts and spades in poker. You understand what I say.
Let's do it!" Li Yu thought that he could win the tuition fees of those three people and start fighting soon. The irritability in his heart finally subsided, and the explanation method became simple and easy to understand.
Bumping, eating, opening bars, playing tricks, and firing cannons were explained clearly one by one. The three people also nodded and understood. As for what a bastard is, in order to start the war as soon as possible, they were directly pssed by Li Yu.
"Are you kidding? I'd probably have a nervous breakdown trying to explain anything to these three people. It's better not to say anything."
After setting up the rules of playing cards, Li Yu regained his energy. They played cards very easily. The three of them were all beginners. Li Yu only explained how to mess around, and he could eat and touch as he wanted. The price for opening a hole was 100 euros.
It costs 100 euros to eat, and 200 euros per person to take the shot. There is only one additional condition: continuous firing will double the price.
This is actually a petty trick of Li Yu. The three foreigners will probably stop thinking about playing cards for a while and just take turns to fire off firecrackers and give them money. Taking advantage of the fact that they don’t understand anything now, if they don’t formulate some conditions that are beneficial to them, they will be sorry for themselves today.
Brain cells sacrificed at night.[
"Open the bar, Beifeng! One hundred euros per person!" Li Yu opened the bar as soon as he came up, yelled and started asking for money.
"No, you just told us to play the word cards as soon as you get them, but now you keep three of them waiting for the kong to be opened. There is obviously something wrong with your explanation. This one of yours does not count. I will not pay you!"
He was still a Bodinov chicken thief. He immediately discovered something was wrong and began to cheat and refuse to pay.
"You're right, I won't give it to you either!"
"No!"
The other two also echoed.
"Why are you doing this? It's really useless, but you can touch or open the bar. If I dare to keep it in my hand, it's a matter of personal level. Please pay me quickly!" Li Yu explained while shouting injustice.
"No!"
A chorus of shouts finalized this bar!
In the end, Li Yu still won 100 euros from Chilyeni.
Then Li Yu drew two cards twice in a row, and the total winnings rose to 1,300 euros.
Although he won 3 games in a row, Li Yu didn't feel any joy at all about winning money. The reason was that the other three players played cards too slowly. They usually picked up a card and counted it first, then played it left and right for a long time, and sometimes even
You have to count the cards next to you. What's even more annoying is that after turning around for a long time, you don't want this card.
Li Yu was so worried that she was almost dying. Thanks to her good health, if it were the uncles and aunts in China who had to deal with three cards, she would have to be sent to the hospital.
In the fourth hand, it was still the same situation, but Bodinov obviously adapted quickly and played well. Now he has three decks of cards on the floor and may have heard the cards.
At this time, Li Yu touched a North Wind card and saw that there were already two North Wind cards on the bottom of the card, so he played it out without hesitation.
"I'm crazy, Noodle Boy, please pay me!" Bodinov said happily.
"Oh my God, what kind of cards are you playing? It's so unreasonable for me to play the last North Wind card. This card is no longer entertaining!" Li Yu said, but the 100 euros for the cannon
Still gave it.
This time it was time for Li Yu to take the throne, and the next round of tiles was officially played. The four tiles took a full 1 hour and 40 minutes. It can definitely apply for the Guinness record for the slowest mahjong.
But the three of them didn't know why, but they actually liked this entertainment very much, especially Bodinov, who had just messed up, and imitated the movie and shouted: "Battle for 800 rounds!"
On the fifth tile, the three beginners actually played some common mahjong skills. They began to know how to keep the cards and look at the bottom cards to play.
There were basically no cards they played in the hole cards. Li Yu analyzed it for a long time and only thought of this possibility, "Their progress must be too much. One round of cards has reached this level!"
As a result, no one was able to mess up the cards after touching them. Li Yu couldn't help but wonder what kind of cards the three brothers were playing. He spread out the cards and said, "Do you want to play together? Look at what cards you have in your hands."
What kind of card is it that has so many numbers and looks so good except for the limelight and white hair?"
"Yes! The square Chinese characters are beautiful, and I recognize the red characters. These are the Chinese characters for China. Don't you think this means getting rich? You might be fooled if you keep it!" [
The answer is really because it looks good. Li Yu feels that teaching these three people to play mahjong is a serious mistake. Now that he has won other people's money, he is embarrassed to say it and stop playing. This kind of torture means that it will end soon!
Later, Li Yu stopped looking at the cards and played cards. He wanted to lose all the money he won so that he could end it justly. But the problem was that the three people were looking at the good numbers, not the wrong numbers.
If you want to lose your money back, it's really not that easy to lose.
Time passed very slowly, and every move was now a kind of torture for Li Yu. After 2 hours, Li Yu finally lost all the money he had won previously.
Looking at the wall clock, it was already 11 o'clock. After playing for 5 hours, Li Yu only played three rounds of cards. Now Li Yu looked at the other three people who thought they were very good at playing cards. He couldn't get angry at all. Originally
Thinking of asking them to give him advice on how to chase girls, and now wasting all his time on playing mahjong, Li Yu said he would not play any more, and the three brothers, who had not yet passed the excitement, had no choice but to agree.
When it comes to chasing girls, except for Chiliyeni, the other two can all be masters of Li Yu.
When he heard that Li Yu had met the fairy today, he successfully placed an undercover agent next to the fairy.
The three people unanimously blamed Li Yu for not telling him earlier. Listening to Li Yu tell love stories was more fun for them than playing mahjong.
"You are so stupid. Listen to me, you two have feelings for each other. This is really easy to handle. You don't need to say anything, just go straight for a lingering French kiss and it's done!" said Baumson, a Frenchman.
It was a bit incredible to hear that Li Yu stood there for a long time without saying anything, and then he casually mentioned a solution.
"Big black guy, please say something useful. Didn't this kid not speak up? Now he has left a bad feeling on others. We have to find a way to reverse it." Kiliyani interjected to help Li Yu explain the current situation.
"I told you that you are usually very smart, but why are you so helpless when it comes to girls? I have thought of a way, do you want to listen to it?" Bodinov also mocked Li Yu, deliberately trying to show off.
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"Come on, tell me, I'm so anxious. I just wasted so much time playing mahjong with you." When Li Yu heard that he had a solution, he excitedly grabbed Bodinov's arm and refused to let go.
"I said it's not okay! It's so hard that my hand hurts when I go on the court. When I come back, sir, I should punish you again." Bodinov was still joking, but Li Yu tightened his grip and quickly changed his mind, "The method is very simple, continue
