Chapter two hundred and seventeen dog men and women
Golden silk armor is famous all over the world for being invulnerable to water, fire, and swords and guns. However, it actually looks plain and simple. The gold silk is dull and dull, just like an ordinary vest.
The tied man saw that Su Yang had easily discovered where he had hidden the golden armor. Beads of sweat as big as soybeans suddenly appeared on his forehead and slid down his cheeks. He twisted around desperately.
An unexplained whining sound came from his mouth.
This man was almost in tears.
Everyone in the martial arts world knows that no matter how high their martial arts skills are, they can't escape the plum blossom bandit's chest blow. Even Dian Cang's leader, Wu Wentian, who is known as the best swordsman in the martial arts world, died in his hands. Therefore, only with
This golden silk armor gives me a chance to fight against the Plum Blossom Thief.
But many people mistakenly believe that with golden silk armor, they can beat the Plum Blossom Pirates.
It is further believed that with golden silk armor, one can obtain a huge fortune and the heart and body of the most beautiful woman in the world.
These are actually completely two different things.
"Although golden silk armor is a treasure of self-defense, what's the use of having it? Even if you wear ten pieces of golden silk armor, I can still kill you with one sword. Why do you have to fight for it?" Su Yang patted it like a pet.
He patted his head and said: "Wearing this is like a child walking through the market with a lot of money. If you give it to me, maybe you can live a few more years."
After saying that, he tore off the golden silk armor and broke the cowhide rope on the man's body.
The man stood there dumbfounded, looking at the golden armor for a while and then at Su Yang. The expression on his face was hesitant and distressed. Fortunately, he finally did not forcefully attack Su Yang.
The man in front of him who could easily break the cowhide rope binding him with two fingers was obviously not something he could deal with.
"Why don't you leave, are you waiting for me to treat you to dinner?" Su Yang said without raising his head. In the original plot, it was Li Xunhuan who was here now. He would have a long conversation with this person and then be poisoned in the wine.
, almost killed me, I don’t want to be taken advantage of.
The man's face turned red and white, his eyes wandering, and finally he stamped his feet, picked up his chain gun from the ground, turned around and walked out the door.
As soon as he opened the door curtain, he bumped into someone. It was the owner of the hotel, the old man who had just sent a letter to Su Yang.
The old man was holding a tray in his hand. There was a bottle of wine and two side dishes on the tray, which seemed to be for Su Yang. With such a collision, the back of the plate flew away, and the wine bottle fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
All the small dishes fell on the unlucky guy with the chain gun.
Although the wine jug was dropped in the snow outside, if you pay attention, you can still see the wine spilled from the wine jug, splashing onto the surrounding white snow, creating a faint dark cyan color.
"Seeking death!" The man yelled, as if he wanted to vent all his anger towards Su Yang on this helpless old man, and the chain gun in his palm flew out again.
"Sure enough, you are looking for death!" Su Yang shook his head secretly.
The old man yelled angrily, and his rickety body suddenly seemed to have grown a foot taller. He turned around with his left hand and held the tip of the gun. He said sternly: "How dare you fight with me?!"
This timid and fearful old man seemed to have changed in an instant, and even his face turned red and purple, with a faint glow.
In the midst of the cry, the old man's right fist had already been punched out, and with a "bang" sound, the chain gun was broken into two pieces. The punch was not weak, and the man's body flew out, and he hit the wall.
There was a splash of blood all over the wall, and his body fell right into the big iron pot on the stove.
A large iron pot was simmering with boiling water. The man fell into it but remained silent. His body was floating in the pot. It was obvious that he had been killed by that punch a long time ago.
The power of this punch is really amazing.
The old man looked at his body, and the wrinkles on his face appeared one after another. Then his eyes moved to his fists, as if speaking to his fists, he murmured: "You haven't killed anyone in twenty years."
,Yeah?"
He suddenly raised his head and smiled at Su Yang: "Fortunately, I haven't forgotten how to kill people."
Su Yang said: "Is it worth it for you to kill someone for something like this?"
The old man said: "Twenty years ago, I would kill people for no reason."
Su Yang said: "But it has been twenty years now. It is not easy for you to escape these twenty years. If you expose your identity for such a thing, it will not be worthwhile."
"Oh? Who am I?" the old man asked.
"Purple-faced Erlang Sun Kui was such a prominent figure twenty years ago. He actually dared to elope with Mrs. Qiangwei, the wife of the boss of Jiangnan No. 72 Water and Land Terminal. I really admire this kind of courage." Su Yang said.
The old man smiled nonchalantly and said: "Who else would know except you? I saw clearly just now that the big man who followed you is not weak in martial arts. If you don't drive him away, I may not dare to take action. But now
....”
"Now he is a mile or two away and has no idea what's going on here. Even if he does, he won't be able to come to my rescue in time, so you can feel free to attack me, right?" Su Yang said.
The old man said: "Since you are also a smart man, why don't you give me the golden silk armor?"
Su Yang said: "Leave it to you, does your wife agree?"
When the word "wife" was mentioned, Sun Kui immediately looked at him angrily. Before he could speak, he suddenly heard someone laughing: "Of course his wife disagrees." It was a woman's voice, and it was very beautiful.
Su Yang smiled and said: "Mrs. Qiangwei was already a famous beauty twenty years ago. Since she is here, why don't you come out to meet her?"
The voice laughed and said: "You have such a eloquent mouth. If I had met you twenty years ago, I'm afraid I wouldn't have eloped with him."
Amidst the laughter, her man walked out with his waist twisted.
Twenty years later, she still doesn't look too old, her eyes are still very charming, and her teeth are still very white, but her waist - she really has no waist, her whole body is like a big water bag.
In the tank.
What's even more ridiculous is that Mrs. Qiangwei is wearing a small red satin leather jacket and a swastika bun. You can smell waves of shaving oil from a distance.
It is a pity and a sad thing for a beauty to grow old in her prime, but if she didn’t know that she would no longer be in her twenties, she would still try desperately to tie up the fat on her body with a corset and cover her face with makeup
The wrinkles on your face no longer make you sad, but make you disgusting and ridiculous.
This truth couldn't be more obvious, but the strange thing is that most women in the world don't know this truth--perhaps they deliberately refuse to know it.
She looked at Su Yang and said with a silly smile: "There are rumors in the world that Kuai Jian Xiao Su Sanming has two skills that are quite good. One of them even tempted the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva. I finally saw a living person today, but I don't know what it is like."
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"You say such things in front of your husband. Aren't you afraid that he will be angry?" Su Yang asked with a smile.
Purple-faced Erlang's face was already a little blue, even green, but he kept his mouth shut and didn't say a word.
Mrs. Qiangwei sighed and said to herself: "Which of the young heroes and romantic swordsmen on the rivers and lakes twenty years ago didn't want to come and visit me? As long as they can say a few words to me and look at me, they will
It's like eating a human fruit. But these past twenty years have really made me suffer. I hide in the house every day, not even daring to see anyone. I really regret how I escaped with this worthless man.
"
Sun Kui finally couldn't help but let out a long sigh and murmured: "Whoever doesn't regret is a bastard."
Mrs. Qiangwei shouted, hopping on her feet: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?! I've never had a good life, but I followed you to this hellish place to suffer. A beautiful woman like a flower was ruined by you.
If you look like this, what else do you have to regret, just tell me, tell me."
Sun Kui gasped through his nose and closed his mouth tightly again.
Mrs. Qiangwei put on a smile again and said to Su Yang: "Tell me, does this kind of man have no conscience? If I had known that he would become like this, then I might as well...be dead." She tried her best to use her words.
He rubbed his eyes with his hands, but unfortunately not even a single tear came out.
"Fortunately, I met you. There is a big bed behind me. If you are willing, you might as well hand over the golden silk armor and accompany me to the big bed. If the rumors are true..." Mrs. Qiangwei blinked.
, Lang smiled and said: "Not only will you not have to die then, you might even be able to be my husband."
When she laughed, all the fat on her body was trembling, and the buttons on her chest were so tight that her back seemed to be broken at any moment by the shock. The green color on Purple Face Erlang's face had already spread to his forehead.
Su Yang smiled and said: "Of course I can't ask for a beauty like Madam to sleep with me, but it's a pity..."
Mrs. Qiangwei's eyes lit up and she said with a charming smile: "What's a pity? If you are willing, maybe it won't be a pity."
Su Yang said: "It's a pity that a fat beauty like Madam, no matter how big the bed is, may not be able to hold it."
Mrs. Qiangwei's face turned pale with anger, but Sun Kui couldn't help laughing.
Su Yang said: "Actually, it's useless for Madam to get this golden silk armor, because even if Madam is divided into two halves, she can't wear it."
Mrs. Qiangwei gritted her teeth and said, "You...if I let you die happily, I would be sorry for you." She pulled out a very thin and sharp golden hairpin from her head, gritted her teeth and walked towards Su Yang
.
Unexpectedly, the person standing behind her suddenly flew up from behind and kicked her onto the roof.
Her heavy body hit the roof, and the whole room was almost shaken by her. When she fell down, she was only half-breathed.
"Actually, you should at least wait until you get the golden silk armor, then kill the Plum Blossom Thief before starting a fight," Su Yang said.
"Do you really think I want that golden silk armor to kill the Plum Blossom Thief?" Sun Kui shook his head and said: "I am an idiot, but I am not an idiot enough to think that I can be invincible with the golden silk armor. I am just
Take her life."
The more he talked, the angrier he became, and he kicked Mrs. Qiangwei hard. This kick was so hard that it directly opened a big hole in Mrs. Qiangwei's fat belly. He gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "In the past twenty years, I have suffered a lot.
I'm so angry with her that I'm going crazy with her. If I don't kill her, I will be forced to death by her in less than half a year. When I met her, I had no idea that she was Yang Dabeard's wife.
That’s why I followed her..."
He coughed twice before continuing: "Who would have thought that she was so convinced that she had to go with me? By that time, Yang Beard had already come with twenty or thirty masters! I couldn't do it if I didn't leave. Later.
Only then did I realize that I was just her scapegoat. It turned out that she had fallen in love with a pretty boy while Yang Big Beard was out of prison, and she had a child. She was afraid that Yang Big Beard would not be able to pay the debt when he came back, so she
She rolled up some jewelry and eloped with the pretty boy. Unexpectedly, the pretty boy stole more than half of the jewelry she stole from Yang Huzi. She lost both her life and wealth. She didn’t know what to do, but she happened to have the unlucky fate of me.
Ghost. At that time, the raw rice had already been cooked, and it was too late for me to explain to others."
He spoke quickly and urgently, as if he wanted to vent all the grievances he had accumulated over the past twenty years in one breath.
"That child must have died a long time ago." Su Yang said.
Sun Kui said nothing.
"In this case, you have been together day and night for twenty years, and you could have killed her long ago. Why wait until now?" Su Yang asked.
Sun Kui suddenly smiled and laughed.
"Because there has been no golden silk armor in the past twenty years." He pointed to the body of the man he punched to death: "I was just about to take him away, and you arrived." He gestured towards Su Yang.
A thumbs up: "You are really good at finding the golden armor in one go."
"Didn't you say you don't want gold silk armor?" Su Yang said.
Sun Kui shook his head and said: "Although I won't be stupid enough to kill the plum blossom thief, it doesn't mean that I don't want the golden silk armor. I can at least sell it to others. With this money, what I lost in the first half of my life can be restored to me all at once."
Made up for it."
"Can life be bought back with money?" Su Yang said, looking into his eyes.
A trace of sadness flashed across Sun Kui's face, he lowered his head and said slowly: "At least, it can make up for it a little bit. It's better than nothing, isn't it?"
Su Yang said slowly: "It seems like you are very confident in your fists?"
But Sun Kui shook his head, took a few steps back, and said, "You are wrong. I have never been confident. I would only dare to kill her behind her back."
"Oh? What about you?"
Sun Kui pointed at the dead man in the cauldron and said with a smile: "I am confident in him!" (To be continued...)
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