In an aristocratic area, a little boy was lying in his backyard under a cherry tree. Next to him was a wooden coffee table with a pot of wine boiling on it.
The child held a white jade bowl and put it to his mouth to take a sip.
While watching the cherry blossoms falling in the sky, I hummed an unknown tune. He looked like a very young old man!
"Hey~ Life is really lonely as snow~ My balls hurt~"
The boy uttered something that no one else could understand.
"Master! Oh no, the master is back!" A girl in kimono suddenly rushed over, destroying the "harmonious" scene here.
"What?!" The boy immediately sat up from the ground.
"Quick! Quick! Quick!" While instructing the girl to put away the wine on the ground, he quickly took out a wooden sword from under the cherry blossom tree and began to swing it "seriously".
"Move quickly! You're so clumsy, I really don't know what I need you to do!" The boy called anxiously, but he had no intention of helping at all.
.
"Yes, Master! It will be fine soon, soon!" The girl packed up in a panic, but the more she panicked, the more chaotic her movements became, and the worse things went, the girl was so anxious.
Almost crying.
At this moment, the boy suddenly heard a sound of footsteps,
"Damn it! It's too late!"
He rushed to the girl's side in an instant.
"Master, what are you going to do?! Ah?!"
The boy picked up the bottle of wine and blew on the bottle without saying a word. After drinking, without thinking, he immediately opened the girl's kimono and pulled it from the collar.
He put the wine bottle in.
"No! Master!" The girl suddenly blushed.
The boy glared at the girl with a clear warning, then ran to the side and began to wave the wooden sword in his hand "seriously".
"drink!"
"ha!"
"drink!"
"ha!"
With this serious action, coupled with the little face that was slightly red due to drunkenness, the boy looked like he had practiced very hard.
At this time, a middle-aged man walked over from the corridor.
"Hello, sir!" The girl quickly ran over and bowed, holding onto her clothes tightly with both hands for fear that the wine bottle would fall out of her clothes.
The middle-aged man didn't notice anything strange about the girl. No, it should be said that the middle-aged man didn't pay attention to the girl at all. He didn't leave his eyes after he appeared.
A boy.
"Master, aren't you lazy today?" the middle-aged man asked.
"To reply to the master, no, no." The girl replied carefully. The girl had long been accustomed to such answers, and now in her heart, she already thought that she
What he said is the truth. It’s not because the girl was hypnotized by him, but because the girl clearly knows that boys are like this every day. So looking at it this way, today
It's not like he was being lazy. On the contrary, because the middle-aged man went home early, the boy trained a little longer than usual today.
"drink!"
"ha!"
"drink!"
"Huh?!"
The boy slowly put away his moves, acted as if he had just discovered the middle-aged man, and said "surprised",
"Father! You are back! Time flies so fast today!"
"Continue! The time is not up yet, I just came back early today!" The middle-aged man said with satisfaction after listening to the boy's words.
"oh!"
"drink!"
"ha!"
"drink!"
"ha!"
The boy waved the wooden sword tirelessly again. But gradually, he realized that something was wrong. Oops, why was he a little dizzy? Damn, the drunkenness just now kicked in! Man
The child endured the dizziness and secretly prayed that the middle-aged man could leave as soon as possible.
The girl's heartbeat was also getting faster and faster, because if she helped the young master lie, she would probably not end well if she was discovered.
"Don't swing your upper body! Steady steps!" The middle-aged man instantly noticed the deformation of the boy's movements.
"drink!"
"Ha!" The boy obviously couldn't hear what the middle-aged man said.
Shake, shake, shake, shake to Grandma Bridge~
"Ugh~" The boy burped and finally couldn't hold on any longer, so he used his wooden sword to support his body that was about to fall.
"Life~proud~must be full of joy~~don't use~golden bottle~the moon in the sky~~" The boy recited a poem as if he was scolding Fang Qiu with one hand.
"Asshole! Are you drinking again?!" The middle-aged man suddenly roared. Even though he was slow to react, he has now woken up.
But the boy who was already drunk obviously didn't care about the person in front of him at all. He pointed at the middle-aged man and started yelling. He wanted to hold back his usual self.
Qudu was released,
"I'm telling you! I've had enough! You are simply abusing minors! In what era are you still doing this kind of thing?! I'm telling you, I can't
It comes from the era of hot weapons! Just get some gunpowder and it will blow up your bungalow! I am not bragging, I think back then..."
The boy didn't notice at all. As he spoke, the middle-aged man's face became darker and darker. If the boy looked up at this time, he would probably
Say "When did an African friend come to the house?!"
"You bastard! If I don't teach you a lesson today, you're going to turn the world upside down! You even dare to blow up your own home!" the middle-aged man shouted angrily and rushed towards the boy.
The girl next to her didn't know where she got the strength at this time. She grabbed the middle-aged man's clothes and persuaded him,
"Master! Master! Calm down. You also know that the young master always likes to talk nonsense and never takes it seriously!"
Crack!
Because the girl loosened her grip on the clothes, the wine bottle in the clothes suddenly fell to the ground and broke into pieces. Seeing this, the girl immediately let go of her hands and lowered her head.
Make a mistake.
The fuse had been lit, and the middle-aged man immediately snorted and rushed forward.
Snapped!
"ah!"
Snapped!
"You dare to hit me?!"
Snapped!
"Call again?!"
Snapped!
"asshole!"
Snapped!
"F!"
Snapped!
"Tell you, you are finished!"
Snapped!
"Help!"
Snapped!
...
Master, I'm sorry! The girl was mourning for the boy in the distance.
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"Woooooooo~" The boy cried in the arms of a young woman.
"Why are you beating the child again?!" the young woman said angrily to the middle-aged man.
"This guy drank again. He won't be successful unless he succeeds!" The middle-aged man couldn't help complaining.
"The child is still young, so it's normal for him to be playful!" The young woman helped the boy talk.
"You're not young anymore. I heard that young lady can now beat four or five servants with her bare hands," the middle-aged man said.
"Can our children compare with the lady?!" The young woman glanced at the middle-aged man angrily.
"What about the girl from the Feng family? My son can't even beat her!" said the middle-aged man.
"Isn't it still early for this?" the young woman said.
"Hey, that's good, I don't care about the child anymore, I'll let you take care of it! What a loser a loving mother is!" the middle-aged man said helplessly.
"What did you say?! Try saying it again?!" the young woman shouted.
"Ah! No, I didn't say anything. I meant that the child will grow up well in your hands and bring glory to our family!" The middle-aged man quickly changed his words.
The boy lying in the young woman's arms rolled his eyes: Hehe, the day of happiness is finally here~
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The next day, the boy was lying under the cherry blossom tree like a normal person, drinking some wine.
"Life is really as lonely as snow~"
"Master, are you really okay?" the girl asked.
"It's okay?! Haven't you seen that I don't dare to lie down directly now, so I can only lie on my side?!" the boy said angrily.
"Hehe! I see, young master, you are still the same as yesterday!" the girl said with a smile.
The boy rolled his eyes and suddenly said,
"How about we go out for a walk?!"
After hearing this, the girl's expression suddenly changed, she quickly shook her head and said,
"No! No! There are monsters out there that can eat people!"
"Tch! You really think I'm a child! Everyone says that, you're a liar!" The boy thought arrogantly that these people were lying to him, but he didn't know that this was a lie.
What sounds most unbelievable is actually true.
Yes, the boy is a time-traveler, but unfortunately, he doesn't know where he has time-traveled to. He just thinks that he has arrived in ancient Japan. However,
Fortunately, he has a good skin and a noble status. He disdains cold weapons and aspires to be a dandy! He leads a group of villain servants to walk the dog on the street all day long.
Playing tricks on good women is the ultimate goal of boys today!
It's a pity that the boy has never gone out once. The reason is naturally the above - there are man-eating monsters outside.
