Emiya Shirou is in a cute little house full of pink toys,
"Moxi Moshi, Moshi Moshi." Emiya Shirou was making a phone call. Well, it was a special phone number that could penetrate the "Three Realms".
"Hey! Emiya-kun, why did you call me when you had time? How was your honeymoon with Miss Yoruichi?" Urahara's voice sounded.
"Hey, don't mention it, don't mention it. That guy Rangiku is not reliable at all, so I can only trouble you." Emiya Shirou shook his head and sighed.
"Oh? Emiya-kun, do you need any props? I have xxxx,oooo,xxoo,ooxx. (I heard that evil guys can't see specific names?)" Urahara Kisuke took the opportunity to promote the products in his store.
"Holy crap! I said you guys are even selling these? By the way, how much does xxoo cost? Bah, bah, bah, I was almost misled by you. I'm talking about business! Urahara, I'm in some trouble now, I
I don’t want to make a scene and scare people, so I can only ask you to help.” Emiya Shirou was suddenly stunned as he spoke, and whispered quickly,
"She's back, don't make a sound!"
Soon, a figure appeared in front of Emiya Shirou.
"Emiya-nii, do you think there is anything missing here?" Riluka asked cheerfully while looking at the furnishings in the room.
Seeing that Shirou Emiya didn't answer, Riluka suddenly turned around, her originally excited face instantly turned ugly.
"Emiya-nii, why don't you look unhappy? Didn't you say you won't be afraid of me?!" Riluka shouted sharply. Riluka, who had always been ostracized and fearful, rarely met someone who claimed that she was afraid of me.
Not afraid of her big brother, Riruka also treated Emiya Shirou wholeheartedly, never expecting that...
Well, Emiya Shirou never expected that he would become the tragic big brother next door in the legend.
"Of course I'm not afraid, but I still want to go out." Emiya Shirou said weakly.
In fact, Shirou Emiya lied. Of course, he was definitely not afraid of Riruka's special ability. For Shirou Emiya, the God of Death, are there any other superhuman abilities that might scare him? So, what Shirou Emiya is actually afraid of is
Riluka. Just kidding, isn’t it scary enough for a little girl who forcibly locks the person she likes in a house and won’t let anyone out?!
Fortunately, Emiya Shirou is a Shinigami and has the ability and self-confidence to protect himself. Otherwise, if Emiya Shirou was just an ordinary person, then even if he didn't have any phobia of locked rooms here, he would definitely feel insecure. No.
The solution is, if you are with a "psychopath" who can do anything, no one will have any confidence.
But Shirou Emiya couldn't talk about this kind of thing, and he didn't dare to say it. It would be weird if Riruka didn't explode immediately. That's why Shirou Emiya is now asking Urahara Kisuke for help, hoping that Urahara Kisuke can find a suitable and normal one.
It's a way that will irritate people, so get yourself out first.
"What's so good outside? There are fun toys and delicious donuts here. What else are you dissatisfied with!" Riluka yelled at Emiya Shirou.
"It's okay to come in and play occasionally, but this is not a place for people to live at all," Emiya Shirou said.
Riluka gritted her teeth,
"I'll go bring the bed in again!"
"Hey, please be reasonable! Hey, hey!" Shirou Emiya stretched out his hand, and Riruka had disappeared and left the "house".
"Emiya-kun, does Miss Yoruichi know (that you are such a ****)?" Urahara Kisuke's voice sounded.
"Hey, I'm telling you something serious!" Emiya Shirou shouted speechlessly.
"It's almost time to go to bed, should I avoid it first?" Urahara Kisuke asked.
"Don't be ridiculous, think of something! She's here again, I'll leave everything to you!" Emiya Shirou hung up the phone.
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Time goes back to one month ago one month ago,
Under the sunset, beside a certain river, the scenery is meandering.
"Um, ah, hello, I have donuts here, would you like some?" Orihime Inoue seemed a little reserved, but she took the initiative and boldly approached Shirou Emiya.
Faced with this situation, Emiya Shirou was naturally stunned. He was actually approached by a woman? And he was so cute. To be precise, he was approached by the heroine?! What kind of rhythm is this? Reverse pursuit? Reverse reasoning.
?Has God suddenly favored him, Shirou Emiya? The taste of heaven, and two more are coming, buy one, get one free?
Needless to say, in addition to Inoue Orihime, also coming to see Shirou Emiya at the same time was her best friend, Arisawa Ryuuki.
What? You said that when a girl meets a stranger, she pulls a best friend to be brave. Isn’t that normal? Okay, that’s right, but why do you want to meet a stranger? Why do you take the initiative to give dessert to a stranger? This is
The crux of the matter is good.
Then, Inoue Orihime's natural dumb attribute broke out again. Seeing that Emiya Shirou didn't reply because he was in a daze, Inoue Orihime hurriedly explained in a panic,
"Ah, I made this myself. It's very delicious. I just couldn't finish it. I thought it would be a pity to leave it and throw it away. Seeing that you didn't seem to have eaten anything, well, it's just a throw away anyway. Yes.
!" Inoue Orihime said, tapping her head and hands, as if to explain that her behavior was not abrupt at all, and there was nothing wrong with her donuts.
The man next to him, Shirou Emiya, naturally had a dark look on his face. To be honest, if he didn't know Orihime Inoue and knew that there could be no problem, Shirou Emiya would definitely think that the donuts were filled with sugar.
It turned out that someone was trying to harm him, Shirou Emiya. After all, pie in the sky would not fall into his trap.
However, Inoue Orihime's explanation obviously seemed to be getting darker and darker. Therefore, Arizawa Ryuki on the other side couldn't stand it anymore and quickly said,
"She saw how pitiful you were here alone every day, so she kindly made donuts for you. They weren't just something to throw away. Despite Inoue's behavior, the things she made were actually pretty good.
Not bad." Ryuuki Arisawa even took a piece to eat as if he was demonstrating, "Anyway, that's it. Don't misunderstand anything. The things are just here. You can eat them if you want. If you don't want to eat them, you can feed them to the cat.
.”
As soon as Arizawa Ryuuki finished speaking, Emiya Shirou suddenly realized that he was not the only one here, but there was also Yoruichi. He seemed to have overlooked Miss Yoruichi's temper?
The result was that Emiya Shirou was peed on by Yoruichi, well, Yoruichi was in a cat state. (Oh no, why do I need to add this, I obviously didn’t think wrongly!)
Then, Miss Yoruichi lost her temper and ran away.
"Don't you mind? Do you want to go to my house to wash yourself?" The Holy Mother is the Holy Mother, and she really has no vigilance at all.
"No, no, I can do it myself." Emiya Shirou knew that if he really ran, he didn't know what Yoruichi would do.
"Moxi moxi, moxi moxi."
"Hey, brother, aren't you on your honeymoon? Aren't you afraid that the young lady will be jealous?" Matsumoto Rangiku said with a smile.
