"Where did you come from, little brat, go ahead, your uncle, I'm in a bad mood right now!" Emiya Shirou waved his hand angrily, he is also a time traveler after all, he is small but has a big heart, and occasionally laments the impermanence of life.
That's a natural thing. How can you, a real little brat, sigh so much?
How nice would it be to go home, act coquettishly and drink nai in mom’s arms?!
"You are not a little kid yourself, how dare you say such shameless words!" The other party suddenly shouted angrily.
"Ha! At least you are taller than you. Do you want us to compare again and see which year you were born?!" Emiya Shirou suddenly laughed. Speaking of which, how long has it been? He even thought it was a long time.
I can't remember clearly, Shirou Emiya hasn't experienced this sense of superiority for a long time.
Standing together taller than each other!!
That's right, because the Soul Society grows slowly and has a wide age range, and the souls outside who are not nobles or "native" are older than Shirou Emiya almost immediately.
In short, it is rare to see anyone smaller than Shirou Emiya. Except for Little Zombie and Little Lisa, Shirou Emiya has never met anyone smaller than him.
But today, it took no effort to find him despite wearing iron shoes. People searched for him hundreds of times, but that person was in a dimly lit place, intentionally planting flowers but not blooming, but not intentionally planting willows to create shade... Shirou Emiya carried his back.
A series of idioms, in one sentence, it means finally exhaling and raising one's eyebrows.
Even the depression from Yoruichi has not disappeared, but it has been temporarily transferred.
Seeing Emiya Shirou constantly extending his hands next to him to show his height, the child had already raised his eyebrows: Who is this bastard? He finally ran out once, but he has never met him before.
Such a nasty guy!!!
"Soul Society is a place where strength is the most important thing! A little age doesn't mean anything at all, and height doesn't mean anything at all!" the child shouted.
"Tch, that's because you are younger than me, that's why you said that. Just like me, I also say the same thing to other people. But it's rare to meet a guy younger than me, hehe...
..." Emiya Shirou reached out to touch the other person's head.
Snapped!
The other party opened Shirou Emiya's hand with a palm and shouted,
"Don't go too far, or I won't be polite!"
"Ha, you're welcome. Why are you so rude? You're still hitting me on my little arms and legs?!" Emiya Shirou said with a smile.
"Damn it!" The child raised his foot and kicked Emiya Shirou. The action seemed to have been practiced. But after all, he was still young and had fought against Yoruichi all the time. How could he cope with it?
?
Not to mention that what Emiya Shirou is best at is agility and speed.
"Haha, come on, you hit me, come and hit me? Why don't you hit me? You can't hit me even if I ask you to hit me?" Shirou Emiya teased while dodging.
Now both of them have no weapons, and the other party is not as desperate as the little Zombie. In addition, Shirou Emiya has no scruples at all, so it is easy to hide.
"Asshole! Don't run! Stay here! Damn it!" the child yelled while chasing Emiya Shirou.
He was not an idiot, and he had already seen that he was no match for Shirou Emiya. Therefore, at the beginning, he thought about giving up and leaving directly. No matter what Shirou Emiya said, he would ignore this annoying guy.
But Emiya Shirou was basically teasing him. Once he wanted to leave, he kept harassing him, touching his face, and stroking his head. How could he still do it in the face of such "insult"?
Can you bear it?! I can only attack Emiya Shirou again, but I still can't hit Emiya Shirou no matter what.
This feeling of suffocation made the child feel like crying. Even if Shirou Emiya beat him severely, he probably wouldn't be so uncomfortable that he would want to cry.
It can be seen that after Emiya Shirou has been hanging out with Yoruichi for so many years, his personality has become quite evil. He likes to play tricks on others, and he has developed into a perverted direction!
"Come on, come on, hit me, I'm waiting for you to hit me here!" Emiya Shirou shouted while retreating.
Suddenly he bumped into someone and stopped immediately.
The child opposite had a happy face, and he waved his fist and was about to hit Emiya Shirou, but was held by a hand.
Of course, it was not Emiya Shirou who took action. Emiya Shirou, who was agile and agile, had always subconsciously avoided in combat rather than taking the initiative to attack. Therefore, at this time, he had already jumped to the side. And the one who grabbed the child's hand
The person was exactly the person Emiya Shirou bumped into.
"What kind of guy with no eyes is blocking your uncle's way!" Shirou Emiya was in a bad mood, and naturally he would not be polite when he spoke.
"Which bastard dares to stop my fist!" The child didn't know whether he was angry or was led astray by Emiya Shirou. In short, he had never said any dirty words before, and now he is so angry.
called himself.
"Ha?! I saw you two little brats fighting, and I kindly came to try to persuade you, but you still scolded me?!" The visitor also shouted unceremoniously.
"How dare you call yourself your uncle and my father?! I think you are tired of living!!" Emiya Shirou shouted angrily.
"That's right, you dare to take advantage of me, young master. Who are you? I will make you walk around without food!" The child also shouted angrily.
"Ha!" The visitor jumped back, "Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully!"
Emiya Shirou's mouth twitched, Musashi Kojiro? Or Jiraiya? But at this time, he had already recognized the other person.
"Remember it! I am the best Shinigami and genius of this century - Shiba Haiyan~~~"
Seeing the indifferent reactions of Emiya Shirou and the other two, Shiba Haiyan suddenly shouted exaggeratedly,
"What? You don't know each other? Anyway, you are still young, so it is normal for you not to know me! I can tell you that I have been admitted to the Zhongyang Spiritual Arts Academy in advance! And I passed the exam first time! What? What else?
Don’t you feel shocked? Then I will break the news again. Although I am always a little embarrassed to say this kind of thing myself, it feels like I am bragging. But I still tell you that my spiritual power when I entered school,
It has reached the highest level six! Haha, how about it! Awesome, shocking, and trembling!"
"Oh." Emiya Shirou and the other two responded lightly.
"You actually reacted like this?! Don't you know what this means?!" Zhiba Haiyan shouted loudly.
"That's amazing." Emiya Shirou clapped his hands dryly, "Do you want to see such a reaction?! Your face looks really annoying!" Emiya Shirou said, of course,
He is not jealous, he just feels that looking at this face, he feels that he is no longer the protagonist, but a supporting role.
"Impossible! Everyone says I'm handsome!" Shiba Haiyan said with disbelief.
"Tch, are you from the Shiba family? What's so big about it! I'm still from the Kuchiki family, sir!" The child suddenly said next to him.
"From the Kuchiki family? Is there such a brat in the Kuchiki family?" Shiba Haiyan touched his chin, leaned close to the child and looked at it carefully.
