Time travel? Probably. To be more accurate, it should be that the big gourd ate a piece of outer consciousness, and then because of eating randomly, a bad stomach and indigestion, it could not be successfully assimilated, so this piece of consciousness finally transformed into a spirit.
, allowing the big gourd to have the ability to think. The world was born, and the way of heaven was not yet completed. At this time, anything could happen, and it is not surprising that such a thing would happen.
However, from today's subjective point of view, Da Hulu's thoughts are naturally somewhat different.
My name is Huda, because I can’t remember my original name at all, so I’ll call it this name for now. Traveling through time should have been a very gratifying thing, but now, I’m not happy at all. The reason?
Of course it's because I have lost my memory. As a person with a noble character, ah, a person with a noble character, memory is very important. After all, if you don't remember what good things you have done, how can you prove that you have a noble character?
Then, while the big reason was amnesia, there were also other small factors that made Huda unhappy.
for example--
Damn it! Others who time travel are either princes, nobles, rich, handsome, or second-generation rich. No matter how bad they are, they should at least be human beings. What kind of thing is it like to travel through time and become a gourd, with no arms or legs, unable to move?
Is it just because I played the role of a tree in the stage play "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"? My performance was so good that I was remembered by God? Oh, haven't I lost my memory? How can I still remember it?
This? Wuwuwuwu, it’s not important anyway. Who can be as miserable as me? I can’t remember anything after time travel, and I became a gourd. I even became a CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life.
We have no goals. Do we have to work hard to reach the peak of "gourd"? What is that? Chamber pot (gourd)?
Just when Huda was feeling sorry for himself, a sudden sound attracted his attention.
Ping-pong! Ping-pong! Ping-pong!
Of course, this is not playing table tennis, but the very familiar sound of swords clashing in the world of martial arts. As soon as he heard this sound, Hu Da was immediately frightened. It was not that he was timid, nor that he did not like the world of martial arts.
Men don't have martial arts dreams. Who doesn't want to experience the swordsmanship and the shadows of swordsmen and swordsmen? For example, "Wulin Gaiden", which is full of martial arts flavor, Hu Da likes it very much. So, why is Hu Da still scared?
Shouldn't he be happy? Come on, if you want to be a martial artist, you must be a human being!
Recall, what is the most common image of martial arts? A sword on the back, a pot of wine on the waist. Pot! Gourd! Wine gourd! Just imagine, a strong man with a sloppy beard, talking to you mouth to mouth all day long,
Can you bear it? Can you not be afraid?! The scariest part is that you can't even bite your tongue and commit suicide.
In the midst of fear, Hu Da quickly looked over, his eyes widened, and he was almost frightened.
Damn it, what’s going on? A knife is coming from the sky?!
At this time, Hu Da certainly didn't know that in this chaotic period when the world was born and the spiritual energy was not stable, what would only be seen in the tribulation and punishment in the future was really just like playing next to it. We have to wait until Hongjun joins the road.
From now on, the world will truly become stable, and such dangerous things will no longer appear randomly.
Someone is coming! Help! No!
On the gourd vine, the big gourd swayed "happily".
Woohoo, why am I so unlucky? I just traveled through time. Not to mention amnesia, and time travel into a gourd. I even encountered weird things like knives falling from the sky. I was about to die as soon as I came here. Who in the world can do that?
I'm so unlucky...
Wait, Hu Da was suddenly stunned, no, this is an opportunity. It is already very tragic to travel to Hulu. The key is that he can't even bite his tongue and commit suicide. But now, didn't God give him the opportunity to commit suicide?!
So, on the gourd vine, the big gourd continued to sway happily.
Here! Here! Hit me quickly! Kang Mang! Beibi!
Finally, the hard work paid off. Huda relied on its own efforts to continuously shake and generate aura electromagnetic waves, which caused an inexplicable attraction to the blades in the sky. The blades in the sky couldn't help but fall down and want to directly chop to death this little butt-twisting kid.
Fatty. A flash of sword light flew down.
Huda closed his eyes, stretched out his hands and raised his head, as if a holy light was shining on his body.
bring it on!
Gulu.
Huh? Why did I vaguely hear a swallowing sound? Huda opened his eyes again and didn't fall? Did he hit it on the wrong side?
At this time, another sword light flew over. Huda quickly spread his hands again and closed his eyes.
Ah~~the Holy Light reappears.
bring it on!
Hiss.
Hmm? This time it’s the sound of eating noodles?
What's going on? He's still as dazed as nothing happened, and he's at a loss. Could it be that he was born with a dodge aura! Ah, that's really thanks to God's blessing! Another ray of holy light fell.
Soon, the knife fell more and more fiercely, and Hu Da finally discovered the problem. Every time, when the knife was about to fall on him, it would deflect for no reason, and then it would be eaten by other gourds around him.
! That's right, it was eaten. It obviously had no mouth, and the mouth of the gourd was not even opened, but the gourd could feel that it was eaten into a stomach like a bottomless pit!
What is this? It’s unscientific. It’s obviously just a gourd, but it’s so powerful? Could it be that they are not ordinary gourds? Thinking of this, Hu Da suddenly had an idea, stretched out his fingers and started counting——
One, two, three, four, five, six (I remember myself, oh) seven; red, orange, yellow, green, green, blue, purple; hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine and neon; metal, wood, water, fire
Earthy, pure and ugly at birth; what’s the name of my father’s father? The bastard boss ran away with his sister-in-law (it seems like something strange was mixed in)...
Originally, Hu Da was the spirit of consciousness from outside the world. Many things in his mind were unclear. He knew a little here and a little there, and even many of them were contradictory and incoherent. But for some reason, Hu Da burst into tears at this moment.
Eyes filled with tears. Countless falling knives seemed to be performing the very familiar sonorous sound of gay love!
Next to them, although they have not yet developed spiritual intelligence, several brothers still communicate with each other like ant tentacles.
"Brother, what's wrong with him? He seems a little abnormal today."
"Leave him alone and eat quickly."
"That's right."
"Probably because I'm full of food."
"Who told him to always eat alone before?"
"Yeah, I can only pick up the leftovers every time."
"Stop talking and eat quickly!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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I don’t know how long it took before Huda recovered from the endless cycle of singles.
I wiped the hot tears from the corner of my eyes and looked at the sky. For a moment, I felt refreshed and no longer thought about the human origin I wanted. Calabash baby! Haha, it turns out that I am actually a Calabash baby! Although I look a bit chubby.
A little bit, but that's just baby fat. After all, he is also a person with great supernatural powers. He conquered the mountain beetle, saved the old man, kicked the scorpion spirit, punched the female snake spirit, transformed into a diamond gourd doll, married a little butterfly, and started life from then on.
Oh no, at the peak of "Husheng", the future is still very bright. Hahahaha!
This was the first day that Huda mistakenly thought that he had traveled to the world of Huluwa.
