Hu Da instantly covered his fists and rolled on the ground.
"Broken, broken, my bones must be broken."
Huda folded his hands and shouted. He clearly heard a "click" just now.
"Well, it's broken, it's indeed broken. Can you please give me some credit? It's a stone that broke!"
Her Majesty the Queen kicked Huda on the ground angrily. Seeing that Huda broke the stone with just one punch, Her Majesty the Queen was quite satisfied with this new recruit, but as a result, Huda was on the ground just after the beating.
Rolling around, why is this guy so timid? How painful can this be?
"Ah? Broken?"
Hu Da raised his head in shock and found that the stone he had hit just now had been turned into pieces. He subconsciously touched his hand, and it seemed that there was no fracture or bleeding. Oh dear, he really gave such a big stone to the ground.
Broken?!
Ever since he became Calabash Baby, Hu Da has never had a clear understanding of his current abilities. Of course, it wasn't that Hu Da was really that scared just now, but it was really painful when his fist hit the stone. In addition,
I learned some basic common sense from before, so when I heard the cracking sound, I naturally thought that my bones were broken.
But now,
"Ahem."
Hu Da stood up slowly, clapped his hands, straightened his clothes handsomely, and said calmly,
"It's just a joke. I didn't expect everyone to take it seriously. It seems that my acting skills are pretty good, hahahaha."
"It turned out to be a joke."
"It's really great!"
"Lord Calabash."
There was a burst of cheers below, the innocent little monsters actually really believed Hu Da's words. There was no way, Hu Da was also a rare "combat type" here. Everyone knew that Hu Da patrolled the mountains every day, and he was a combatant, so he had
Such ability is naturally not surprising.
Of course, there may be people who are naive, but that does not mean that everyone is naive. People who are more familiar with Hu Da, such as Her Lady Queen, Xuanniiao, and Baihua, all know that Hu Da’s performance just now was definitely not acting, but the final result.
Pretending is the real acting!
"Hey, since it's so powerful, let's try this again."
boom!
The queen suddenly moved a huge boulder the size of a house from somewhere and placed it in front of Hu Da.
Um... Isn't this a bit too much? I said.
The corners of Hu Da's mouth twitched. In his eyes, the stone now was just a little smaller than the one the tigress had just hit! However, Hu Da just pretended to be cool and acted so calmly.
, now that I want to retreat, it seems it’s not easy to open my mouth.
"Um, hey hey hey hey." Hu Dachong responded to Her Majesty the Queen with a kind smile.
"Haha." Her Lady Queen also gave Hu Da a "kind" smile.
All right.
Hu Da swallowed his saliva. Today, you have to go up and down, and you have to go up, right? Huh! His face turned grim, you look down on people, right? He is no longer a mortal, but a Calabash Baby.
Since the stone just now can be broken, maybe the stone now can also be broken! When he really breaks the stone, he will impress you and even break a bigger boulder than the one you just made.
Let’s see how your so-called Queen steps down!
Think about it,
He stepped twice with his big feet and stood firmly in a horse stance. Then, he took a deep breath and punched out vigorously. At the same time, he muttered a profound mantra that others could not understand - "Pegasus Meteor Fist!"
"
boom!
The sky collapsed.
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
The boulder remained motionless.
"Ah! It hurts, it hurts!"
Hu Da raised his fists and rolled on the ground. This time, no one would believe that he was acting.
"Hahahahaha!"
The unscrupulous Lady Queen took the lead in laughing. For a moment, the little monsters in the audience were also happy. These guys seemed to have completely forgotten the original intention of today's meeting, as if they were here to watch a "clown perform a circus".
"It seems that you still need to improve your level. Don't become arrogant if you have some achievements." Her Lady Queen educated her with "serious words and thoughtful words."
I am arrogant about your sister!
"Your Majesty the Queen is teaching you this. Your Majesty the Queen is teaching you this." Hu Da covered his fists and wanted to cry but had no tears. People in the world cannot help themselves.
"Xuanniao, come and demonstrate to everyone." The queen turned around and said. She did not forget the purpose of today, which was not to tease Hu Da but to inspire other little monsters.
Xuanniao nodded lightly, kicked his feet, and suddenly jumped up, like a flying fairy from the sky, with a long beak like a sword, and directly pierced the boulder that he had just failed to conquer.
Bo!
There was a crisp sound, and the boulder broke apart. It seemed as simple as breaking through a piece of white paper.
The scene was shocked. If Her Majesty the Queen just gave people the impression of being brave and brave, then Xuan Niao is now calm and gentle! Although it cannot be said that Her Majesty the Queen is not as good as Xuan Niao, but from the perspective of Hu University's "martial arts"
Look at it, the heavy sword without an edge, being cunning and incompetent is certainly powerful, but it is still not as good as picking flowers and flying leaves. There are tricks to win without any tricks!
After a short period of silence.
"It's amazing!"
"Sister Xuanniao!"
There were enthusiastic cheers at the scene, which completely exceeded the previous loudspeaker. This was a suppression of popularity.
Hu Da subconsciously touched his forehead, unable to take his eyes away from Xuanniao. It seemed that this guy used to be a subordinate, oh no, he was showing mercy. He looked so vicious on the surface, but he was actually quite gentle on the inside.
I don't know if he noticed Hu Da's gaze. Not only did Xuanniao, who had accomplished such a feat, not look happy, he glanced at Hu Da coldly, snorted coldly, turned around and walked away...
Depend on!
Hu Da was immediately furious, with that disdainful look in his eyes, what are you talking about! Just now, Her Lady Queen was saying that you should not be arrogant, didn’t you hear it?! I had just developed a slight fondness for Xuanniao, this
He disappeared without a trace in an instant, and Hu Da's impression of Xuanniao was even worse than before.
Get off the "performance stage",
"Brother Calabash, how are you? Are you okay? Does it still hurt?" Baihua immediately asked with concern.
Looking at Baihua's sincere eyes, Huda was immediately moved,
"Sister Baihua is better."
Suddenly, an inexplicable chill ran down his spine. He turned around and found that Xuan Niao was still looking at him gloomily not far away.
I'm confused!
Are you still staring? It’s not over yet. It’s just about breaking a piece of rubbish. Do you need to be so proud? I’ve just made my debut. Eighteen years later, I still can’t tell who is stronger and who is weaker. Believe it or not.
Young master, I will take you as my crotch mount and ride you every day!
"snort!"
The two people's eyes sparkled in the air, and they turned their heads away at the same time.
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Eighteen years later, bah, it was that night,
Hu Da emerged from the lake and returned in vain. Sometimes, Hu Da really couldn't help but want to use the water hyacinth to suck up all the water in the lake, but thinking about the tigress and the
Because of the ferocity of the black bird, Hu Da stopped thinking about it. Since it has been hidden until now, it should be persisted. If it is messed up now, wouldn't all the previous efforts be in vain?
And just when Hu Da was about to go ashore, he suddenly found a sneaky figure on the shore!
