"Hey, I didn't expect that I would come back here again..."
Emiya Shirou looked up and saw the gate of the Eighth Division and couldn't help but sigh.
Suddenly, there was a creak, and the door opened a crack, and Yakinamaru Lisa's little head came out. She looked at Emiya Shirou and said,
"Are you coming in?"
"Do you have any wine?" Emiya Shirou asked directly.
Little Lisa pushed up her glasses and said without blushing,
"Yes, I know where the leader of the Beijing band secretly hides his wine!"
"That's good!" Shirou Emiya, who really couldn't find anywhere to go, finally followed Lisa Yakinmaru into the eighth division.
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"Here, drink!" Lisa poured a glass of wine for Emiya Shirou.
"Fuck!" Shirou Emiya did it to the end without any politeness.
"Come on, continue!" Lisa poured another glass for Shirou Emiya.
"Okay! Drink!"
"Awesome, come again!"
"Yeah, no problem!"
"..."
"..."
"Do you know? I have never met such a disgusting person!" The drunk Shirou Emiya started to randomly talk to people again to complain, "I am obviously so good to her, and I rely on her in everything.
, she can be beaten and scolded at will, and it can be said that she will definitely be treated better than her future husband! Oh, no, it is impossible for someone like her to get married, and whoever marries her will be unlucky!"
"Really? Come on, let's drink this glass before we talk!" Lisa continued to persuade her to drink.
"Gulu, Gulu! Of course she is. How can she be so unreasonable? If I take a step back, she will take a step forward. If I take a step back again, she will take a step further! This is simply pushing the envelope! So, I decided that I can no longer take a step back.
Go down!" Emiya Shirou said.
"Oh? Is this okay?" Lisa asked, and then refilled Shirou Emiya's wine.
"Guru. No problem? Who knows? It would be great if there is no problem, but even if there is a problem, that's it. In short, I've had enough. At worst, we'll never have any contact with each other until we die!" Emiya Shirou said loudly.
Lisa pushed up her glasses and suddenly said,
"But I read in a book that it's usually about deep love and deep hatred! It seems like you like her very much?!"
"Like? Haha!" Emiya Shirou laughed, "Would I like that kind of person?!...Okay, maybe I like him a little bit, but definitely only a little bit! Just a little bit!"
Emiya Shirou stretched out his right index finger, pinched the nail with his thumb and said. Then he shook his head,
"No, no, not so much, a little less!"
At this time, it was replaced by the little finger, and he looked closer. Emiya Shirou shook his head again,
"No, no, it should be less than this. How can there be so much! I like her, at most, just like this, just like this. See clearly, it's just like this, a little, and then a little smaller!"
Emiya Shirou stretched out his thumb and index finger, pinched a gap between the two fingers, and kept reducing the distance. However, because he was drunk, his mind was not clear, and his body was not well controlled, so he could not always maintain such a small distance.
Emiya Shirou also kept checking again, as if he was getting better at it!
(Thumb, index finger, little finger, what kind of gesture is this?! Hehe)
"Okay, okay, I understand, you only like her a little bit! Come on, keep drinking!" Little Lisa quickly persuaded from the side.
"No, no, you definitely don't know clearly. It's not as small as you think, it's smaller than that!" Emiya Shirou insisted, "I'll give you a hint. Probably, probably, probably...
....”
Boom!
Emiya Shirou fell down on the table, finally passed out drunk.
"Emiya?" Little Lisa pushed Emiya's body.
"Emiya Shirou?" Little Lisa pushed hard again.
"Are you finally drunk?!" Lisa flashed her glasses, walked over, grabbed Emiya, and threw it directly to Tammy who had been prepared nearby.
bump!
Emiya Shirou's body hit the wall hard and then fell to the ground. Lisa Yakinmaru pushed up her glasses, "It seems that I really can't wake up!"
If Emiya Shirou knew that he was abused like this when he was drunk, well, compared to Yoruichi's place, he would probably still choose Yakinamaru Lisa's place...
Little Lisa stepped forward and roughly took off Shirou Emiya's clothes, then opened the book and found the previous bookmark.
"Well, I saw this here last time! The next step should be..."
...Omit the word nn this time...
The wine stored in water is really good." Emiya Shirou praised, "But..."
Emiya Shirou couldn't help but twist his neck, touched his head and murmured to himself,
"Why do I feel sore all over my body? Is it the sequelae of being drunk??"
Then, he staggered home.
In place, little Lisa pushed up her glasses,
"It's a pity that I didn't react at all as mentioned in the book. Is it because I'm too small or because I'm drunk and can't feel it? Or is my method wrong? Forget it, I'll study it next time! Anyway, it depends on the situation.
Chance!"
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The day passed like this, and the next day, Emiya Shirou still did not go to Shifengyuan's house for class. Of course, Emiya's parents did not know the real situation and thought that Emiya Shirou "called in sick."
If they knew that Emiya Shirou had a quarrel with Yoruichi, they would probably take him directly to Shifengin's house and plead guilty in front of Yoruichi.
It's just that although Emiya Shirou didn't go, Yoichi still took the initiative to come to Emiya Shirou that day.
But unlike yesterday, Yoruichi didn't come alone today. He was accompanied by Kosao Aya and Urahara Kisuke!
Emiya Shirou recognized Urahara Kisuke's identity at a glance. After all, anyone who has read the original work cannot fail to recognize him. Today's Urahara Kisuke is almost the same as Yoruichi, unlike Kuchiki Byakuya who is still in shape today.
You little kid, Emiya Shirou didn't recognize him for a while. I didn't expect that the first meeting with Urahara Kisuke would be like this.
Xiao Zhanfei was still standing behind Yoruichi like a maid, while Urahara Kisuke stood beside him with a dumbfounded look.
Emiya Shirou just glanced at the three of them, and then lowered his head without any intention of actively greeting them.
However, Ye Yi took the initiative to say hello with a smile,
"Hey, Emiya, let me introduce you, this is Urahara Kisuke, my new friend!"
Yoruichi's current expression is as if she has made a handsome and rich boyfriend, and then ran to show off to her sexy boyfriend who was not good to her before. But looking at the appearance, it is obvious that Emiya Shirou is more handsome and rich, while Urahara Kisuke
On the other hand, it looks a little bit more sexy. After all, compared to the aristocratic dress of Emiya Shirou, Urahara Kisuke is a bit too otaku.
But now it's not her boyfriend she's competing against. Yoruichi is like a child dragging her new friend to hurt her old friend.
"My name is Urahara Kisuke. It's our first time meeting you. Nice to meet you." The future store manager smiled and extended his hand to Emiya Shirou.
However, Emiya Shirou remained motionless on the spot and ignored him at all.
Urahara Kisuke suddenly giggled awkwardly and touched the back of his head with his other hand: Haha, he seems to be involved in a huge entanglement...
