In the wild forest in the mountains, when it should be a good time to rest, replenish water and eat, Huda unscrupulously destroyed public property around him. Here is a stone, hit it, smash it with a punch; there is a big tree there, make a sound,
Fist interrupts. You said, you are flying in the sky on the way, do these things hinder you? Why do you have to smash them one by one? You have too much energy and you don’t think you can use it up?
Not to mention making the surroundings a mess, the key point is that it is too noisy. You know, they stopped to take a rest! Regardless of whether anyone cares about your vandalism, this is noise pollution, do you understand? Well, there is also sight pollution!
The corners of Xuanniao's eyes twitched, and he finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"What are you doing!" Xuanniao shouted.
"Ah? Isn't it obvious?"
Hu Da replied, "Isn't it obvious what he is doing?" He said, "Hi, hit, and break another stone. It's so cool~~ No wonder some people always like to knead instant noodles, it's so enjoyable! Hu Da likes this experience."
, and at the same time, he is also showing off that anyone who suddenly gets superpowers will not be able to help but try again and again.
The black bird flapped its wings, blowing away the dust that floated close to it.
"Aren't you worried about making such a big fuss and causing unnecessary trouble?" Xuanniao said.
Hu Da shook his head proudly,
"On the contrary, some guys who originally wanted to cause trouble will definitely not dare to come over when they see how powerful I am."
Xuanniao's face darkened,
"Okay, then I'll just tell you."
"Ah?" Hu turned around.
Then I saw Xuanniao shouting angrily,
"You! Noisy! I'm here!"
"Uh... um, sorry, sorry." Hu Da scratched his head, looking at the mess he had made all around, it seemed a bit too much. He was a good young man in the fourth century of the new century, how could he do such a shameless thing?
What about the matter? He said,
Ah fight~~
boom!
The scene suddenly became quiet.
"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I couldn't help it at the moment, I just couldn't help it." Hu Da quickly grabbed the hand that he had just punched, as if the unicorn arm was no longer under control. Hu Da really didn't do it on purpose this time. It turned out that he didn't know it
While he was sleeping, he had developed a bad habit. It was like obsessive-compulsive disorder. When he saw a stone next to him and smashed it with his fist, he felt unhappy all over.
"Forget it, I'm not in the mood anymore. Since you are still so energetic, let's set off." Xuanniao snorted coldly, spread his wings and took off.
As a woman, as a woman who has always lived in a beautiful paradise like Yaochi, Xuanniiao really can't stay in this place that is so messed up by the gourd. Besides, not only is the place bad, but there is also a place that is so messy as soon as he stops.
Who can stand these noisy guys?
Being put in a bad mood by Hu Da, Xuan Niao suddenly remembered the original agreement.
"Come here. From now on, until this time tomorrow, you will be my mount." Xuanniao said, aren't you full of energy, so I'll give you a hard time. You didn't rest well before, so you can rest now.
"No problem." Hu Da responded immediately. He is not the kind of person who doesn't keep his word. Moreover, when he came out on the first day, Hu Da had already asked Xuanniao to fulfill the agreement, so now he is even more embarrassed to go back on it.
.
"Come up!" Hu Da stood up steadily.
stamp!
The black bird's two sharp claws grasped Hu Da's shoulders respectively.
"I......"
The corner of Huda's mouth twitched, and he endured the pain on his shoulder. His action just now was to carry the black bird on his back, but the black bird is a bird and not a human... Well, this method seems more suitable.
.It’s just that I endured the pain, but this shape is really a bit unflattering. When the black bird was big, people sat on the back of the bird, and the human was small and the bird was big (→_→). It looked so natural.
But now, don’t you think it’s too weird to see a big bird as big as several people standing on a shota who is half a person tall?
"I said, can you make it smaller?" Hu Da couldn't help but said. This kind of thing shouldn't be difficult for Xuanniao. Even like the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, what changes is only the size, not the weight.
Change, but become a little bird, standing on one shoulder, it looks much more natural and beautiful, doesn't it?
result,
"Why didn't you get bigger?" Xuanniiao replied immediately.
"..." Hu was speechless. If he knew how to do such a thing, why would he say it like a black bird? Forget it, I'll bear with it! After all, as a man, it's really embarrassing to say that you can't do it at this time.
So, Huda carried the black bird on his back like this, and carried his wife with Zhu Bajie, bah, just like Zhu Bajie carrying his grandson, he trudged forward. Hey, I said "daughter-in-law", shouldn't you lose weight?
One step, two steps, one step, two steps, like minions, like the steps of a devil~~
"Ouch!"
Xuanniao suddenly sank, and quickly flapped its wings to steady itself.
"What are you doing?" Xuanniao lowered his head and shouted. Can't you even be a mount? Or are you jolting her on purpose?
"Suddenly I feel so tired." Hu Da asked with great effort. Isn't it a little too heavy? No, why do I feel weak from the inside out, and even my head is a little dizzy? I am really carrying a black bird, and
Isn't it a big mountain?
"Don't pretend to be like me!" Xuanniao scolded, who are you kidding? He was so energetic just now, and now he suddenly says he is powerless, who would believe it! In Xuanniao's eyes, Huda was just looking for excuses to cheat.
"I'm serious." Hu Da smiled bitterly, "Why don't we just forget about it today. If I don't regret it, I can start over again when I have a good rest. I promise not to lie to you." Hu Da raised his hand and swore.
Xuannio looked at Hu Da's face, as if he wasn't lying. So he flapped his wings, grabbed Hu Da like that, and slowly landed on the ground. Once on the ground, Hu Da lay down and panted.
"What's going on? You're not that weak, right? Didn't you just hit a few small stones?" Xuanniiao couldn't help but say.
Hu Da is lying on the ground,
"Huh~~ If you weren't too heavy..."
"What did you say?!"
"It must be my own fault!" Seeing that Xuanniao was about to fall out, Huda quickly changed his words, "Sure enough, I just lost my temper."
"Just hit a few small stones?" Xuanniiao expressed contempt.
"What do you know!" Hu Da was dissatisfied, "Although it looks like I just hit a few broken rocks, in fact, it's the same with anything. Do you understand, what I use is not my fists, but my loneliness, bah, it's my talent.
!" Hu Da said.
"What kind of talent is there? Just hit a few small stones, huh?" Xuanniao sneered.
Huda sat up,
"I'm afraid I'll scare you when I say it." He waved his fist, "Have you ever heard of a saying? In the world of martial arts, only hard ones can't defeat you!"
Xuanniao: “Never heard of it.”
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Time goes back to that day, the conversation between Huda and the Queen,
"I'm not kidding you. You may not even notice your innate talents."
"What is that?"
"If my guess is correct, it should be that a stone can break an egg. The hardest thing in the world, no matter what it encounters, can be broken into pieces with one blow." The Queen said.
"Ah? No, right? But didn't I fail to break that big rock that day?" Hu Da expressed doubts.
