"Hey, Yoruichi, where are you taking me, where are you going?" Emiya Shirou shouted loudly.
This tragic guy was grabbed by the feet and dragged away by Yoichi. Then he knocked his head on the ground for an unknown number of meters before Yoichi discovered it belatedly and let him go.
Needless to say, in Shirou Emiya's eyes, Yoruichi definitely did this on purpose.
"You'll know when you get here, this is a surprise!" Ye Yi said with a smile.
Emiya Shirou trembled all over. Could the surprise in Yoro's mouth be a good thing? Could it be that he was playing some s-m?!
"Well, I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, so I won't go, I won't go." Emiya Shirou immediately wanted to leave.
"What's the matter? We're already here!" Without saying a word, Yoruichi forcibly pulled Emiya Shirou away.
After running wildly in Soul Society for a while, Yoruichi finally stopped,
Emiya Shirou finally recovered from his dizziness.
"This is, double death?!"
Shirou Emiya broke out in cold sweat for a while. Even if he was s-m, he couldn't use this kind of thing. Couldn't he be gentler?
"Well, what do you want to do?" Emiya Shirou said tremblingly,
As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Yi pulled him and jumped off the cliff next to him.
"Ah~~~~~"
Emiya Shirou hugged Yoruichi tightly and screamed. For a moment, his face burst into tears. I had never heard of bungee jumping without a rope. Even the God of Death still has a fear of heights.
How could Shirou Emiya's little heart bear it?! Falling down so hard, I wonder if it hurts?
"Hahahahaha~~"
Yoruichi was smiling heartlessly.
finally,
Plop!
...
Emiya Shirou crawled out of his hand and immediately rushed toward a black cat,
"I'm going to kill you! Stop, don't run! I won't let you go today!!!"
"Haha, Emiya, isn't this interesting? I see you are having fun!" Yoruichi laughed and hid.
It can be said that she has been chasing Emiya Shirou all the time. Under normal circumstances, it would be difficult for Emiya Shirou to catch Yoruichi, let alone now that he is still in the form of a more agile black cat.
"It's interesting, why don't you try it yourself?!" Emiya Shirou shouted angrily.
Don't think it's okay just because there is a "pop" sound, because there is a "stuck" after the "pop"!
This is not a lake at all, not even a swimming pool. This is simply a bathhouse. When you stand in it, half of your body is outside!
Needless to say, what would happen if Shirou Emiya fell from such a height?
Looking at the bottom of the bathhouse, the spider web-like cracks are already very clear.
As for Yoruichi, before falling into the water, he suddenly turned into a black cat state, and shamelessly kicked Emiya Shirou with his foot, and then fell into the water very gracefully and lightly, even splashing.
Not much splashed!
Do you think that Shirou Emiya would be able to avoid breaking out in such a situation?! Even if you don’t help, you should at least remind me? In the end, not only did you not remind me, you actually added insult to injury.
You must know that when he was falling, Emiya Shirou held onto Yoruichi as if he was a life-saving straw!
No, if you continue like this, you will be played to death by this guy sooner or later!
Emiya Shirou decided that he could not let Yoichi go today no matter what!
"Haha, come on, come and chase me. There will be rewards for catching me~" Yoichi said with a smile from the front.
Emiya Shirou suddenly stopped,
"Well??" He looked around, looked at the sky and the ground, "What is this place?"
Didn’t he jump from Shuangxiao? Why did he seem to have fallen somewhere else??
"Haha! Awesome! Shocking! How can there be such a big space down here~~~" Yoruichi also stopped and said quite exaggeratedly, Emiya Shirou finally discovered her so-called surprise.
Emiya Shirou's lips twitched, needless to say, this must be Yoruichi's masterpiece.
Just listen to Ye Yi continue to say,
"Urahara and I dug it out after a long time. You can come here to play, practice martial arts, and soak in hot springs..."
Yoruichi chirped without noticing that Emiya Shirou's expression had changed.
"Huh?" It seemed that he finally realized that he was the only one talking. Shirou Emiya didn't even respond at all. Yoichi turned around and said strangely, "Emiya, you don't seem to like it very much?"
"Huh!" Shirou Emiya tilted his head.
"I thought you would like it very much. We can come here to play together in the future..." Ye Yi whispered.
"Why didn't you tell me about this before?" Emiya Shirou said immediately.
"Because I want to give you a surprise!" Ye Yi said directly.
"Humph!" Shirou Emiya simply turned his whole body around.
Ye Yi rolled her eyes and suddenly shouted,
"Emiya-chan, are you jealous?!"
"I, I will be jealous of you?! You're kidding, no big joke is this funny!" Emiya Shirou shouted loudly.
Ye Yi came over directly,
"Emiya, do you fall in love with me?!"
"Why would I like... Hey, what are you doing? Put on your clothes!" Emiya Shirou suddenly turned red. It turned out that Yoruichi had already transformed back into a human form when he came over.
"My clothes just fell into the water." Yoruichi pointed to the clothes floating in the bathhouse over there and said matter-of-factly.
"Then why did you suddenly change back?" Emiya Shirou couldn't help shouting. Of course, even though he covered his eyes with his hands, he still secretly took a few glances between his fingers.
"But I think you seem to like Emiya very much!" Yoruichi leaned against Shirou Emiya again.
Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!
Emiya Shirou gritted his teeth and immediately transformed into a big bad wolf, turned around and pounced on Yoruichi, but ended up pounced on a little black cat.
"Oh~ So Emiya, you like me like this~" Yoruichi said with an expression like this.
"Ah~~~I will definitely kill you today~~~~"
...
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
"Why did things become like this???"
Emiya Shirou was carrying a hoe, sweating profusely as he dug the soil here, while on the other side, the little black cat happily swam back and forth in the water.
Not only do you play swimming, but you also play tricks and backstroke. Damn, you are a cat. Can you be normal?!
Why did things become like this?
Very simple!
In Yoruichi's words, don't you Emiya Shirou feel unhappy about not being involved in this matter? It just so happens that the space here is not big enough and it is still in an unfinished state, so the next work will be left to you.
Emiya Shirou expanded his territory, and this place will be the fruit of everyone's efforts from now on!
As a result, Emiya Shirou tragically dug the soil there, while Yoruichi kept enjoying himself beside him.
Looking at the little black cat over there, Emiya Shirou couldn't help but frown:
Could it be that I really like Yoruichi?! It's impossible. I don't seem to have a masochistic attribute. Could it be that I have some hidden attribute? No way...