"The captain is overrated. Compared with the captain, there is still a long way to go." Yamada Seinosuke said modestly.
Then Sister Hua walked over to Shirou Emiya,
"Twenty seats at Emiya."
"Wait a minute, it's still in the most critical stage of rescue!" Shirou Emiya said, sweating profusely.
"Twenty seats in the Emiya Palace. You have completely separated the internal organs of this fish from its body. In other words, this fish is dead." Sister Hua said calmly.
(The fish used in Naruto is also used here)
"No, no, no, I think it can still be saved a little more," Emiya Shirou insisted.
"Oh? All the internal organs are gone, how can we save him?" Yamada Seinosuke asked "for advice".
"You don't understand this. In fact, I did it on purpose! I found that the fish's internal organs were completely necrotic, so I cleaned out all these internal organs. Then I only need to clone them and put them back again, and it will be able to
He's back to being alive and kicking, and he's even healthier than before!" Emiya Shirou said immediately.
"Twenty-year-old Emiya really pioneered a treatment. Maybe we can test it on you first?" Sister Hua said calmly.
Emiya Shirou twitched the corners of his mouth, and without any further struggle, he directly swung his knife to kill the fish on the table.
"Is it okay if I take it back and make a bowl of fish soup?"
It was obvious that Shirou Emiya was not undergoing treatment at all just now, but cleaning his internal organs in preparation for making soup later...
"Then we will have to worry about the hygiene for the next month." Sister Hua said, turned around and walked out. Halfway there, she suddenly paused, and then said to other people around her,
"If any of you are threatened by the twenty-seat Emiya, come to me immediately. Anyone who fails to report the information will be severely punished."
After saying that, he walked away slowly.
"Damn it!!" Sister Hua's move almost eliminated his escape route. Emiya Shirou gritted his teeth and glared around, and everyone ran away instantly.
Sure enough, the atmosphere of the Fourth Division is completely different from that of the Eleventh Division. Almost no one is brave...
"Well, Emiya-senpai, let me help you clean up." There was one person who was not scared away by Emiya Shirou.
"Didn't you hear what Sister Hana said just now?" Emiya Shirou looked at Kotetsu Yuine angrily.
Huche Yongyin smiled,
"I was not threatened, I voluntarily helped you, Emiya-senpai."
"Good guy!" Emiya Shirou laughed, reached out and patted Kotetsu Yuine on the shoulder, and suddenly realized that Kotetsu Yuine was now much taller than him!
The scene seemed a little awkward. Kotetsu Yongin lowered his head and blushed.
"I actually don't want to grow so tall."
"It's nothing, be more confident. Isn't it good to be superior to others!" Emiya Shirou patted Kotetsu Yuune's back. ("Hey, hey, I can't reach my shoulders." "Hey, I'm not short at all, bastard!"
”)
"But I am a woman..." Kotetsu Yong said weakly.
"What's wrong with a woman? She's more beautiful if she's taller! Believe me, there will definitely be many guys who will envy you in the future!" Emiya Shirou encouraged, joking, future models are very popular.
"Yes!" Kotetsu Yongin nodded happily. Perhaps Emiya Shirou was just an ordinary comfort, but finally someone could make her feel less awkward.
"How's it going? Do you have some confidence now?"
"Yes."
"Very good, then let's get rid of that annoying Yamada Seinosuke!"
"ah?"
"Didn't you say you are confident? I can't compare to him in terms of treatment, but I think you should be able to compare with him!"
"But, Emiya-senpai, this is not the issue we were talking about just now."
"Oh, that's pretty much it. Anyway, it's just a matter of confidence."
"It's a lot different~~~Oh, I'm sorry, Emiya-senpai, I was a little too excited."
"It's okay, but can you stay away from me a little bit?"
"Ah? Why?"
"Because it makes me look short. As you know, I'm not short at all... Hey, why are you depressed again? Be more confident..."
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"Yoruichi! You bastard! Where is the promised second team?!"
After only five minutes of cleaning, Shirou Emiya couldn't hold on any longer and left all the work to poor Kotetsu Yuine. He ran back to Shifengin's house and asked Yoruichi to argue with him.
"Emiya, I'm sorry, although it's a little different from what we imagined..."
Before Yoruichi finished speaking, Shirou Emiya shouted,
"There are some deviations? It's just the fourth team. Did you know that I am now twenty seats! Do you want to say that the twenty seats of the fourth team are not much different from the deputy captain of the second team?! And I am
Twenty seats are still tied!"
puff!
For the first time in history, Broken Bee laughed out loud. Although it was just a flash in the pan, the meaning it represented was self-evident.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Yoruichi." Zui Feng quickly put his face away and apologized.
"It's okay, little Bee, you should smile more." Yoruichi said, touching Zui Bee's face, and Zai Bee's whole face turned red instantly.
"Ah~~~~~~~" Shirou Emiya scratched his head and screamed. He still wants to have sex under such circumstances. Is this planning to drive him crazy?
"Calm down, calm down, Emiya, actually I have tried my best." Yoruichi quickly grabbed Shirou Emiya and said.
"Have you tried your best?" Emiya Shirou almost jumped up,
Then I heard Sui Feng say quietly from the side,
"Nonsense, otherwise do you think that with your medical ability, you can become the 20th member of the Fourth Division? It was all thanks to Mr. Ye Yi's help in fighting for it. Fortunately, it was just a tie, so others wouldn't say anything.
.So you should be content, otherwise you wouldn’t even have the position of an official, but only twenty seats.”
"Uh..." Emiya Shirou's eyes twitched, and he grabbed Yoruichi and cried, "No, Yoruichi, now even Shiba Haiyan's little three seats can laugh at me at will. Okay.
, I won’t be the vice-captain anymore, and I’ll go back to the second division to be the five-seat head office? I’ll take over my dad’s shift, and I won’t bother anyone, right?!”
Emiya Shirou begged.
Yoruichi shook his head,
"I'm sorry, Emiya, the commander-in-chief has already given the order. This is not something I alone can have the final say on."
"Am I going to stay in the Fourth Division for the rest of my life?!" Emiya Shirou shouted in disbelief.
"Of course not." Yoichi continued to shake his head.
"What can I do?" Emiya Shirou immediately grabbed Yoruichi and asked.
Yoruichi stretched out his finger,
"As long as three captains think you can leave the Fourth Division, then there will be no problem."
Emiya Shirou's eyelids twitched,
“Are you sure this isn’t choosing a captain??”
"Very sure." Ye Yi nodded.
"Then I won't be the head office anymore, I won't be the boss of anything else!"
"I'm sorry, Emiya, you should know very well that the Gotei 13th Division has not said anything about quitting the team, unless you want to stay in the Worm's Nest?"
"I don't mean to quit the team, I mean to retire!" Emiya Shirou shouted, turned around and ran away.
"Hahahaha! It's so funny, Emiya has twenty seats, hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard~~~" As soon as Emiya Shirou left, Yoruichi covered her stomach and laughed with tears. e="Guo Jia"