Chapter Thirteen: Better to provoke a villain than a woman
()(ps: I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival)
Ezreal wiped the dust off his face and stood up from the sand. The first thing he saw was a pair of angry eyes.
"What do you want to do!" Diana glared at him, quickly fastened the untied breastplate on her chest, and looked at Ezreal with vigilance.
"What do you think I want to do?" Ezreal glanced at her angrily. He didn't wake up early or late but he woke up at this time. He didn't know how to explain himself.
"You...slut!"
Diana didn't expect Ezreal to be such a scoundrel. He took advantage and refused to admit it. For a moment, his body was shaking with anger.
"If you seize a wolf, you will seize a wolf."
Ezreal sighed, not bothering to argue with her, and sat down on the sand.
"It's whatever you say it is."
He had been carrying Diana for more than an hour, and he was already exhausted. His eyes were full of deep exhaustion, and he was too lazy to explain anything to Diana. Anyway, he seemed to have been playing the role of a wolf since he met her.
, and I don’t care if I misunderstand one more time.
Seeing the aggrieved look on Ezreal's face, Diana was so angry that she wanted to use the Crescent Blade to open a few holes for him. She had never been so inhumane before. But she couldn't do this. If Ezreal was killed,
Damn it, where can she find a believer in the second moon?
Thinking again that her body had been exposed to him last night, her anger gradually subsided. She glanced at Amumu and Ron and Honey who were tied up not far away, and then remembered that she seemed to have been raped by a magic weapon before.
Attack lost consciousness, so he quickly asked: "Why are we here?"
Ezreal pointed at Honey and Ron: "The haunting incident was caused by those two people. You were knocked unconscious by their concussion grenades before, but luckily I was lucky and caught them."
Diana was stunned when she heard this, and vaguely recalled that when the concussion grenade exploded, Ezreal threw her down and protected her under him. She couldn't help but look at him twice, and the anger in her heart suddenly disappeared for no apparent reason.
Disappeared without a trace.
Ezreal told Diana the whole incident in detail. When he mentioned Amumu, Diana glanced at Amumu with burning eyes. She used the Insight Technique.
Basic:
[Level: Level 12 (Magic, Warrior)]
[Awakening Talent System: Magic Warrior System.]
[Stamina: 98%]
[Spirit: 100%]
[Weapon: None]
[Equipment: None]
【Attack:96】
[Mana: 0]
[Attack speed: 3.2]
talent:
[Strength: 2]
【Magic:8】
【Defense:61】
【Resistance:46】
【Speed: 4】
[Fighting Skill: 5(10%)]
[Magic Knowledge: 0(0%)]
"It's a good embryo."
Diana used Insight to browse through Amumu's basic talents and found that he was a defensive magic tank warrior with outstanding abilities and a level of 12. He could be considered a master in Valoran.
.
"Is he strong? How does he compare to you?" Ezreal asked.
"Compared with me?" Diana glanced at him: "He doesn't have any equipment now, and like you, he doesn't even have the most basic book of runes. He can't learn general magic. His magic knowledge is still 0. Although he doesn't know his
No matter what his natural ability is, I’m sure he can’t beat me.”
Ezreal was stunned and took the opportunity to ask: "How do you know he has no equipment? How did you see his attributes?"
"Insight, Valoran's most basic universal magic."
"Oh? How do you learn this insight technique? Can you teach it to me?" Ezreal asked again.
Diana shook her head: "You don't have a book of runes yet, so you can't record and learn general magic. But don't worry, I will find a way to get one for you in the future."
"Oh, forget it." Ezreal originally wanted to learn the insight technique from her to see her basic attributes, but from what she said, it seemed that the learning conditions were a bit harsh.
Diana rolled her eyes and seemed to remember something. She leaned close to Ezreal and whispered a few words. She saw a change in Ezreal's face.
"This is not good..."
"Recruit more young men, didn't you make this suggestion?"
"Well, if you really want to do this, you'd better do it yourself."
"No, I'm not the most suitable person. He has a crush on you, so you can only do it."
Seeing that Ezreal wanted to say more, Diana waved her hand and said in a noncommittal tone. "Huh, that's it."
Ezreal sighed and had no choice but to agree.
Diana asked him to be a magic stick to trick Amumu into believing in the moon and joining her "Dark Moon Cult." After all, Amumu's memory was blank, so it was not difficult to trick him into instilling in him the idea of believing in the moon.
"Come on, Amumu, let me introduce you. This is my friend, Diana. She is a powerful magician."
Diana and Ezreal ended the "teaching meeting", and he introduced Diana to Amumu. The two greeted each other politely, and Diana walked up to Honey and Ron.
"Did you use the concussion grenade on us?"
Diana's cold eyes glanced at Ron, who suddenly felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and whispered: "Yes...yes."
As soon as she finished speaking, Diana's shoulders shook, the crescent blade in her hand drew a ray of cold light, and a blood-spurting arm rose into the sky.
"ah!"
Ron, who had his arm cut off, let out a heart-rending howl. He covered his right shoulder and knelt on the sand, looking at Diana with eyes full of fear.
"No... don't kill me." Seeing Ron's arm cut off by this beautiful and terrifying woman, Honey was afraid that he would end up like Ron, so he quickly knelt down and begged for mercy.
"Ah! How terrible."
Ron's arm rolled around and fell at Amumu's feet. Looking at the bloody broken arm at his feet, Amumu felt a sense of fear in his heart and ran towards Ezreal, hiding behind him.
"What are you doing?" Ezreal also reacted from the shock and strode up to Diana.
"Hmph." Diana snorted coldly: "They used concussion grenades to stun me. It's not a loss if I chop off his hand."
Also, these two people are not good people. They killed the miners who accidentally entered the mine for their own selfish purposes to create the illusion of being haunted. If they fell into the hands of these two people, they would not end well.
Thinking of this, the sympathy Ezreal had just felt for Ron suddenly disappeared.
Suddenly, Diana sighed, as if with great regret: "It's a pity that these two people have to be handed over to the mercenary alliance in exchange for the bounty, otherwise..."
Listening to Diana's flirtatious tone, Ezreal's eyes twitched. He finally understood what it means to rather mess with villains than women. He also remembered that he had taken advantage of Diana so much and was still alive to this day.
Ezreal's neck shrank, and at this moment he suddenly realized that he was the luckiest person in Valoran...
After walking out of the Nurima Desert overnight, returning to Ivana Town, and handing over Ron and Hani to the Mercenary Alliance, Novton's entrusted task was completed. As for the president of the Chamber of Commerce who was behind it, he handed it over to Novton.
After going to the Sheriff to deal with it, Diana and Ezreal got 50 gold coins as promised. According to Valoran's consumption level, staying in a hotel for 100 silver coins per night, these 50 gold coins are equivalent to 50,000 RMB, which is not a small sum.
of wealth.
On the way back to Peter's Hotel, Amumu had been hiding behind Ezreal, looking at Diana with a fearful expression. It seemed that Diana's previous cruel methods had caused deep trauma to his young mind.
Seeing this, Ezreal comforted him casually: "Women are like this, just get used to it."
The confused Amumu nodded, secretly deciding to stay as far away from such horrible creatures as women in the future.
However, Ezreal could never have imagined that the reason why Amumu would become a ten thousand-year-old virgin in the future was because of his unintentional words.
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Hero introduction: Amumu’s natural abilities.
Hero introduction: Amumu’s natural abilities.
[Basic talent: Attacking can reduce the target's resistance, lasting 5 seconds]
[First Talent: Bandage Pulling: Throw a sticky bandage at the target area. If it hits the enemy, Amumu will pull himself towards the target and stun them]
[Second Talent: Halo of Despair: Causes nearby enemies to fall into despair, causing magic damage every second. 】
[The third talent: Amumu's Wrath: Permanently reduces the physical damage suffered by Amumu. Amumu can vent his anger, launch a tearing attack on surrounding enemies and cause magic damage. Every time Amumu is attacked, this ability
The cooling time will be reduced by 0.5 seconds.】
[Fourth talent: Mummy's Curse: Amumu wraps all nearby enemy units with bandages, causing damage to them and making them unable to attack or move. 】
