He opened his eyes drowsily and found that he had a splitting headache and was extremely uncomfortable. He felt regretful in his heart. He had nothing to do to have a drink with Wei. It was like lighting a lantern in the toilet - looking for shit (death)
"What are you saying so early in the morning? Let me sleep a little longer."
His head was dizzy, and Ezreal didn't want to move at all. He hugged the delicate body next to him out of habit. However, Ezreal noticed something was wrong when he took the murder weapon. Ahri's hand had always felt softer, but now he felt it
Why is it so sexual?
Before Ezreal could figure it out, the beauty in his arms gave him a hard squeeze.
"Ezreal, wake up!"
The sound was like a thunderclap, instantly awakening Ezreal.
This sound is...
Ezreal slowly moved his stiff neck, and the first thing that caught his eye was the pink bangs, and then a face with no makeup, and a high nose bridge that made her profile look clear, [
Who else could this mature and beautiful face be but Wei?
What's even worse is that Ezreal discovered that both of them were naked at this time...
Cio? The legendary scene of drunken sex happened to me? Oh my god, I actually slept with Caitlin's best friend... What if she goes to complain to Caitlin? Look at her...
She looks so murderous, does she want to beat me up? No, no, Shi can't be killed. If she tries hard, I'll...
In an instant, several thoughts popped into Ezreal's mind. His gaze inadvertently glanced at Wei's chest, and he couldn't take his eyes away.
Oh, it's so big, this size is so cute! I didn't expect that the color of her hair is the same as her hair, both pink... Could it be that I used these top-notch murder weapons last night? Damn it, why is there such an impression?
None, what a big loss!
Ezreal stared at Wei's chest for a while. Wei seemed to feel Ezreal's burning eyes, she snatched the quilt with a "ah" sound and glared at Ezreal angrily:
"What are you looking at, you pervert!"
Ezreal smiled awkwardly: "Well... Wei, last night..."
As soon as Ezreal mentioned this matter, Wei became furious. She said angrily: "Ezreal! We were all robbed last night!"
Being robbed? Ezreal suddenly became confused upon hearing this? Could it be that she was secretly scolding me as a flower picker?
While he was doubting, he heard Wei say again: "I didn't expect that there is such an unpopular profession as a clothes thief in this world. He dared to use his brains on the famous law enforcement officer of Pi City. He actually took advantage of us when we were drunk.
All the clothes were stolen! Damn it! What should I do now? How can I go back to find Caitlin naked?"
Ezreal: "..."
"What's wrong? Why is there so much sweat on your head?"
Ezreal wiped the sweat from his forehead: "No...it's okay, I just can't keep up with my quick thinking. Wei, what is one plus one?"
"Of course it's two, do you think I'm an idiot?"
Ezreal lowered his head and thought.[
It seems like I'm overthinking it? She doesn't know anything?
However, a woman’s reaction to drunken sex shouldn’t be like this.
Under the influence of alcohol, a state of excitement or inhibition of the central nervous system will occur. Every adult will lose the ability to think independently and become a low-IQ creature that relies on instinctive actions. Due to differences in blood type, constellation and sexual education level,
Women's reactions to drunken sex are also varied.
Loli type:
"Ah! Brother, what did you do to me last night??? Beast!"
Goddess type:
"Well, we all drank too much last night..."
Charming type:
"Haha, what a wonderful night, I really want to have it again."
Queen type:
"You did a great job last night. Take this money and recuperate yourself."
Tomboy type:
"Don't worry, I will be responsible for you."
Wei type:
"Who stole our clothes?"
Ezreal felt that Vi did not belong to any of the above types, so he classified her into other types:
"Who stole my clothes!"
Ezreal turned around secretly and found that his and Wei's clothes were under the bed beside him. The corner of his eye twitched. He quietly stretched out a foot and kicked the clothes of the two people under the bed to the back of the bed.
Ezreal hesitated and said: "Vi. Do you really not know what happened last night?"
"What happened?" Wei wrapped herself in the quilt and looked at him with wide-open eyes full of confusion.
Does she really not know, or is she pretending to be crazy to cover up her embarrassment?
Ezreal was a little unsure, so he decided to test Wei's physiological knowledge and education level.
Ezreal thought for a while and asked: "Wei, how do you think a man and a woman can give birth to a baby after they get married?"
Wei gave him a blank look: "Why do you ask me so politely?"
"Stop being wordy and answer me quickly."
"Tch." Wei snorted: "When your relationship is good, you will naturally have a baby. If you don't even understand this bit of common sense, don't you think it's a shame?"
Ezreal's eyes twitched: "Who told you that?"
"Aunt Eve said so."
Ezreal covered his eyes with his palms. He didn't expect that Aunt Eve would be so crazy and use this trick of coaxing children to trick Wei. It seemed that Wei really didn't know anything. If it were a normal person,
A woman, lying naked on another man's bed after a hangover, knows exactly what happened. Only this Wei doesn't understand anything, and thinks she is a clothes thief. How weird is this.
Seeing Ezreal's strange expression, Wei couldn't help but ask: "What's wrong with you, Ezreal? Look at your depressed look. Did you lose something valuable?"
Ezreal was stunned. Wei's words reminded him that in this case, let's use the trick. Since Wei doesn't understand anything, let her do it. Ezreal doesn't know how to deal with her.
Let’s explain this matter later.
So, Ezreal pretended to be heartbroken: "Yes, my wealth savings card was in my pocket, and it was stolen together, eh."
"Ah?" When Wei heard this, she immediately became anxious: "How much money is there? Let's go find Caitlin quickly and ask her to help us solve this case."
Isn't this just shooting himself in the foot? If Wei went to tell Caitlin, Caitlin would definitely know what happened. He didn't think that a young lady from a noble family would be as blank as Wei in this area of knowledge, so he hurriedly stopped her.
she.
"No, no, no, no, there isn't much money in the wealth savings card. Just throw it away. Don't tell Caitlin about this."
"Why?" Wei asked.
"Don't you feel embarrassed?" Ezreal continued to fool her: "You are the famous law enforcement officer of Pitover. The law enforcement officer of Pitover had his clothes stolen by a thief. If this matter spreads out, will you still
Are you embarrassed to hang out in Pitover? I'm afraid, when you go to the pub to drink, someone will definitely point fingers behind your back, which will have a bad influence on you. "
"Yes." What Ezreal said was true. Wei also felt that it was not good for this matter to be spread. Since Ezreal didn't pursue it anymore, let's let it go.
"Hehe, luckily I don't have anything valuable in my clothes, otherwise I would have suffered a big loss."
Wei looked at Ezreal with a smile, and the gloating look was not annoying at all to Ezreal. Ezreal thought to himself: You have indeed suffered a big loss, but you just don't know it...
Finally, Ezreal wrapped himself in a blanket and called the waiter to help them buy two pieces of clothing. After letting Wei get dressed, Ezreal sent Wei away from the hotel. But Ezreal did not
He went back immediately, took off the newly bought clothes, dragged out the clothes he had hidden under the bed, put them on, and then slowly returned to his hotel.
Wei, on the other hand, was walking down the street with some staggering steps. She was mumbling as she walked.
"It's strange... I didn't feel this way when I drank Luolan Flower last time. Why did my chest turn red after drinking Luolan Flower this time, and my lower body was also swollen... It felt so uncomfortable. Is this a side effect of Luolan Flower?
"
A burning sensation came from the swing of her legs, and Wei Nai sighed: "This rolan flower is good for everything, but it hurts when I drink it... ugh."
