(Sorry, there are too many things tonight...I just updated a chapter now, sorry everyone!)
Teemo swallowed, looked at the blade of the knife shining in the sun, and said timidly: "You...who are you? Why did you tie me up?"
As soon as Teemo finished speaking, Ezreal pushed him hard. Since Teemo was hung under the big tree, this push made Teemo's small body swing like a pendulum, just like swinging. Like this
This will prevent Teemo from becoming invisible due to being stationary.
"Your talent is really good." Ezreal patted Teemo on the head and said with envy.
"Don't... stop shaking, I'm dizzy!"
Teemo kept shaking his short calves, trying to stop his swinging body, but his useless struggle only made his body swing wider, which saved Ezreal some energy.
"Don't make any noise, don't make any noise."
Boss Dai raised the sharp Crescent Blade in his hand, patted Teemo's furry face with the blade, and sneered: "You have to say ugly things beforehand, swords have no eyes. If my hand accidentally shakes, it will be terrible."
It’s just that the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, you can’t blame me.”
Although Diana was a woman, her gangster-like tone made Timo feel sad, and he said weakly: "You...what do you want? I don't have gold coins or energy crystals on me."
"Gold coins? Crystals?" Ezreal's eyes widened when he heard this, and he placed a shudder on Teemo's head without hesitation.
"Ouch~" Teemo screamed in pain, but Ezreal said: "You mean we are robbers? Open your eyes and take a good look. Have you ever seen such a handsome and beautiful person?"
, is he such a temperamental robber?”
"Then what do you want to do?" Timo looked them up and down. He also felt that these two people did not look like the heroes of Jie Dao. He really couldn't understand why the other party did this to him. He couldn't remember when he had provoked these two guys.
.
Ezreal didn't answer him and said with a smile: "We can clearly see what you just did."
"What do you want?"
Teemo's heart sank. Ezreal's words were a naked threat. After all, he was now considered a formal member of the alliance. If the news of private fights with other heroes spread, it would not only damage the reputation of Yodel City.
If there is any impact, Teemo will also be punished by the alliance, and may even lose his original qualifications.
Ezreal winked at Diana, gesturing to her to let her sing the last black face. Diana nodded, put the Crescent Blade on her shoulder, and said arrogantly: "Little dwarf, you are talented.
Your ability is quite interesting, so I decided to recruit you for a few days."
"Requisition?" When Timo heard this, he didn't know what Diana meant by requisition. He guessed that it meant the same thing as employment, so he asked, "Then what kind of remuneration can I get?"
"Remuneration?" Ezreal raised his eyebrows, suddenly feeling a sense of intellectual superiority.
"Can you be more stupid? If we are going to pay you, why are we tying you up? Please, don't think that all bandits have the same professional ethics as you. We are professional criminals who only look at performance and have no ethics.
"
Teemo's eyes widened. He had never seen a bandit who was so confident in forcing others: "So this is unpaid labor? I won't do it!"
Hearing this, Ezreal pushed Teemo's body hard again, making him continue to shake.
"Don't do it? One-third of an acre. Do you think Kara Swamp is a place where you can come and leave whenever you want? Now that this area has been contracted by us, we are the bosses here. If you stay here to be a shady person, there will be
You didn’t ask for our opinion, huh?”
Diana's eyebrows twitched slightly when she heard Ezreal's words. She instantly realized that she was really weak. Ezreal was the real professional gangster.
Seeing Ezreal giving her another look, Diana adjusted her tone and said fiercely: "Okay, little dwarf, without further ado, let me introduce your talents in detail, which will be used in the next few days.
you……"
Teemo looked at the two robbers in front of him and was furious, but he couldn't wait for me, so he could only express his unyielding silence.
"Why."
Seeing Teemo's uncooperative look, Ezreal sighed, moved closer to Teemo, and whispered: "Little dwarf, I advise you to accept your fate. Do you know how terrifying that woman is..."
After saying this, Ezreal specifically looked back at Diana, and then said slyly: "When I was in Demacia two days ago, a passerby accidentally looked at him twice, and she went up and took that look.
The person's hands were chopped off, and the boy could only wipe his butt with his feet when going to the toilet. Last time, at Soul Wine, a man verbally flirted with Diana, but Diana told him that he would never be a man, tsk tsk...
…I feel terrible just thinking about it.”
When Teemo heard this, he glanced at Diana secretly, and saw that she was looking at him and smiling slyly. Teemo's crotch felt cold for no reason, and he couldn't help but tremble.
"So you have to understand the situation. The person standing in front of you now is definitely a professional criminal, definitely not an amateur bandit who is not doing his job properly. Cherish your life and listen to Diana. Of course, we will let you go as soon as the requisition time is over. You
We will also treat everything we did before as if we didn’t see it.”
Under Ezreal's coercion and inducement, Teemo finally relented: "Okay, I'll do it."
Teemo promised Ezreal verbally, but he was careful in his heart. He pretended to agree to them first, and then found an opportunity to sneak out after he was free. With his basic talents, he could easily remain unnoticed.
Sneaked away. Having made up his mind, Teemo calmed down a little.
"Okay, let me explain your talents first. Oh, by the way, little dwarf, what's your name?"
Teemo raised his furry little nose: "Please call me Captain Teemo..."
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"Captain Teemo is on standby."
It was another sunny morning. Teemo said goodbye to Ezreal and Diana behind the grass with tears, and staggered to the middle of the road.
Teemo, who had only eaten a small biscuit for breakfast, touched his flat belly. Under the warm sunshine, his bruised nose and face looked particularly funny.
This is already the third day that Teemo has worked for Ezreal and Diana for free. The two big devils asked him to hide in the middle of the road and continue to capture the passing heroes alive. Three days passed in a flash, and Teemo didn't even catch a mosquito.
None were caught.
Whenever he returned without success, Diana just threw him a small biscuit, saying that more work brings more gain, less work brings less gain.
Teemo had never been so wronged before. He carefully planned an escape that night. As a result, before he could escape from the camp, Teemo was caught back to the camp by Diana and beaten up. The escape failed for three consecutive days.
The tragedy made Teemo gradually stop thinking about escaping, and began to serve these two uncles peacefully.
"Hey, I'm so hungry."
Teemo hid in the middle of the road, listening to the constant protest from his stomach and groaning. Boss Diana Dai said that if he couldn't catch a hero today, he wouldn't even be able to eat cookies tonight...
Just when Teemo lamented his bad luck with a sad face, he saw a figure walking slowly into the forest from a distance. Teemo opened his small eyes, and the dark world suddenly became brighter.
Generally speaking, ordinary people will never enter Kara Swamp. Even heroes are afraid of the monsters wandering in Kara Swamp, so that person should be a hero without a doubt.
"There is food to eat tonight, wow wow wow!"
Teemo suddenly became excited. He tightened his grip on the blowgun and launched an attack as soon as the man approached. He dragged the man who had not applied for entry into the country and offered it to Boss Dai in exchange for dinner!
