It was another sunny morning. Teemo, whose face was covered with scars, set up a mushroom trap on the forest path, straightened up, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked back at the path behind him.
Dense mushroom traps fill this narrow path. The mushrooms planted by Teemo are not only invisible, but will explode if an enemy steps on them, poisoning the surrounding enemies. Teemo believes that whoever dares to set foot in this **
It's a minefield, and it will be blown up to the point where you won't even recognize your parents.
After working for a long time, Teemo carefully walked around the "minefield" and quietly entered the invisible state. The unscrupulous landowners Diana and Ezreal were lying leisurely on the grass, each holding a grass root in their mouths.
, when she was getting excited about bragging, Diana suddenly straightened up and looked towards the entrance of the forest.
Ezreal also sat up: "What's wrong Diana?"
"Someone is coming, three of them! They all seem to be heroes." Diana pushed through the grass and shouted to Teemo, who was hiding not far away.
"Little dwarf, someone is coming. You will be responsible for luring the enemy later. This time we are going to do something big."
"Damn it, I'm not called Dwarf, please call me Captain Teemo..."
Little Timo snorted dissatisfied, as if he was very dissatisfied with the title of dwarf, but after seeing the sneer on Diana's lips, he immediately shut his mouth obediently. He would not forget this woman's terrifying methods. After several days of exploitation,
Teemo has already developed a psychological shadow on Diana, the landowner.
"I understand, Captain Timo is on standby!"
"Very good, we'll see what happens later."
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Kala Swamp is located east of Demacia. It is only half a day's journey from Demacia to Kala Swamp. In addition to some heroes who come from afar, sometimes local heroes from Demacia also choose to come to Kala Swamp to exercise and kill.
Practice with monsters, and pick up some crystals to go home and slowly knead them. This is a very interesting phenomenon. In my memory, those characters in novels who have traveled to other worlds want to upgrade and improve their strength, so they can only fight and practice desperately. But in Wa
In Roland Continent, all you need to do is eat crystals as hard as you can.
Some people obviously have crystals in their hands that they don't want to play with, but they come to Kara Swamp to look for crystals. To put it mildly, this is called self-sufficiency and leisure, but to put it worse, it means that they are full and have nothing to do.
No, Jarvan, the prince of Demacia who was bored in the palace, invited his friend Galen and the German steward Xin Zhao to come to Kara Swamp to practice their skills.
It is said that since Jarvan IV returned from traveling to Valoran, his father officially named him the heir of the Lightshield family (the Demacian royal family) and granted him a precious gift.
Legendary magic equipment - Atama's Halberd.
Acquiring the legendary equipment Atama's Halberd greatly devastated Jarvan. Coupled with the Landon's Omen that he accidentally found in a cave while traveling in Valoran, he now has two legendary equipment in his hands.
If you tell anyone, you will definitely make others jealous.
(ps: Langton is a legendary sacred object of the Demacian Shield family. It was lost by Jarvan I during the first Rune War and disappeared. Jarvan IV, who was traveling in Valoran, accidentally discovered it in a cave.
Only then did they learn that Landon had been shattered to protect his master, but his soul had not dissipated. Because he also had the blood of the Lightshield family, Landon's Omen had a natural affinity for Jarvan IV, and he became Jarvan IV from then on.
equipment)
However, Demacia is the only constitutional monarchy city-state in Valoran. The existence of the parliament greatly limits the king's rights. If Jarvan IV wants to inherit the throne with peace of mind in the future, he must show some dazzling achievements to convince those parliamentarians. In this way,
Those old guys who will inherit the throne in the future will not cause trouble for him.
Today's political situation is becoming more and more stable, there are no wars to fight, and Jarvan IV is not talented in internal affairs, so he joins Demacia's hero team and plans to win back the honor of champion for Demacia in this year's Grand Prix.
However, during an internal competition training yesterday, the hero team led by Jarvan was mercilessly beaten to a bloody pulp by the team led by the peerless swordswoman Fiona. Today, I brought Galen and Xin Zhao to Kara Swamp.
"Xin Zhao was so screwed in yesterday's training match." Galen took the lead and walked into the woods of Kara Swamp, and said leisurely: "Such a powerful physical assassin who doesn't roam around much during the golden period of catching people in the early stage.
I've been grinding money in the jungle silently. It would be weird if I didn't lose. Tell me honestly, are you taking advantage of Fiona?"
"You have the nerve to say that?" Xin Zhao saw Galen mentioning the old story again, and looked at Galen with disdain: "I wonder if it was that idiot who was hung up and beaten by Fiona in a one-on-one duel. Our men's
I’ve lost all my face to you.”
"Tsk, tsk, can you blame me? Didn't you see that little girl Poppy just squats in the grass and fucks me every time I go out? What about you? You only know how to grind money in the wild area."
"Who told you not to buy detection guards? Idiot. Vayne beat Lux and Quinn 1v2. Why haven't I seen her killed like a dog like you?"
"Okay, okay." Jiawen jumped out to smooth things over at this time: "There is nothing we can do about it. We are four against five, so it is normal for us to lose."
There are currently nine heroes playing in Demacia. The remaining six are Vayne the Night Hunter, Quinn the Wings of Demacia, Galio the Sentinel's Sorrow, Lux the Lady of Radiance, Poppy the Iron Master, and Ji Fei the Peerless Swordsman.
Ona.
Generally, the arena adopts a 5v5 battle method. Before Jarvan IV returned to Demacia, Demacia's heroes could still train in 4v4. But now that Jarvan is back, training will inevitably lead to a 4v5 situation.
"Jiawen, you have the nerve to say that." Seeing Jiawen also stepping in, Galen glanced at him sideways and said with disdain: "In that last wave of battle, if you hadn't trapped us all in a pit, would we have lost so miserably? You...
Scam."
"Ahem, it's just an accident, it's just an accident." Jiawen coughed lightly, but Galen and Xin Zhao burst into laughter.
Xin Zhao was loyal to Jarvan II and was the grandfather of Jarvan IV. In terms of seniority, both Jarvan and Galen would call Xin Zhao "Xin Ye". However, Xin Zhao was a forthright and informal person.
Due to etiquette, the temperament of Garen and Jarvan, and his temper, the three of them simply regarded themselves as brothers. They shared the same table and bed on weekdays. They were so close that they could wear the same pair of trousers. People privately called them the three Demacian friends.
"Hey, what is that?"
The three of them were walking on the path leading to Kara Swamp. Galen suddenly saw a dwarf wearing a green helmet appearing in the middle of the road. The dwarf appeared silently in the middle of the road and blocked their way.
"I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to live forever, stay here!" Teemo waved the blowgun in his hand and shouted the slogan Ezreal taught him in a high-pitched voice.
Jiawen: "..."
Galen: "..."
Xin Zhao: "..."
"Little guy, are you okay?" Galen tried his best to hold back his laughter and looked Teemo up and down, "Looking at your size, you should be a Yodle?"
"Ha ha!"
At this point, Xin Zhao and Jarvan both laughed. A small yordle actually wanted to rob three of their burly men. Isn't this boring?
"Boy, do you think you can do it?" Xin Zhao crossed his hands and asked with a joking look on his face.
Teemo shook his head: "Your wife will tell you whether I can do it or not."
Xin Zhao was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing and smiled instead of getting angry: "Boy, you have the guts. No one has ever dared to talk to me like this."
"Because their mouths are blocked by your wife's big breasts."
"Ahem," Xin Zhao heard the words and coughed violently. He almost couldn't spit out the thick breath. He pointed at Teemo in front of him and said angrily: "You deserve a beating!"
Xin Zhao had never encountered a bastard with such a vicious mouth. He was so angry that he immediately grabbed the silver spear. A cold light came first, and then the spear came out like a dragon and rushed towards Teemo.
