Chapter 41 Since it was struck by lightning, let's pretend
This time Yan Bai did not try to impress people, but chose the most common one, fortune-telling with copper plates. Of course, Yan Bai did not understand this thing, so he found three copper plates and asked him to tell fortunes.
The girl threw it away, and then like a blind man, she fumbled around on the table. The position of the copper plate had already been changed by touching it. At this time, even a really knowledgeable person wouldn't be able to see what happened.
So, after Yan Bai put away all the coins, he slowly said the words he had been holding in his heart for a long time,
“If you plant flowers with intention, they will not bloom, but if you do not intend to plant willows, they will create shade!”
"???"
"What's the meaning?!"
Yan Bai, who was preparing to enjoy some praise, was suddenly brought back to his original state by this sentence.
"I'm so stupid, really! I've known for a long time that these barbarians can't understand such profound words, but I still stupidly jump out and show off. This is not
Are you playing the piano to a cow?!" Yan Bai muttered to himself, pretending to be Xiang Lin's Wife.
"Sir? What's wrong with you?" the girl asked worriedly.
Yan Bai raised his head and "looked" at the girl and her followers. They really had an expression of incomprehension. Well, forget it. After all, they are from abroad and the language is different.
The culture is even more different, so it’s understandable that you can’t tell the difference between good and bad.
But why does the person next to me, a real Central Plains person, look like he doesn’t understand the situation?! This is very incomprehensible! You Fan
Even if the eldest lady is uneducated and incompetent, she can't show it on her face! At this time, even that bastard Huo Jitong will probably jump out and say "good"
!
This made Yan Bai, who was already interested, suddenly feel very bored. It seemed that his level was too high. Yan Bai missed the days when he was with Shi Qingxuan.
But he didn't know that from Shi Qingxuan's perspective, he seemed a bit vulgar. In fact, this was Yan Bai showing his true temperament in front of Shi Qingxuan. You know
He is now an enigmatic and mysterious person in the eyes of others!
"Let's put it this way, you may not be able to do what you planned at the beginning, but in a certain aspect that you didn't expect, you achieved a similar effect." Yan Bai concluded.
Finally, in the spirit of humanism, I gave them a little explanation.
"What does this mean? Is it successful or not?" The girl still seemed unable to understand such a profound thing.
"That's how the hexagram is written. The secret cannot be leaked. I can't tell you the details. But I can give you an example. For example, I am short of money and I originally planned to find some money.
You borrowed the money, but you didn't lend it to me."
"How much do you want? I'll give it to you!" the girl said quickly.
Yan Bai suddenly showed a look of helplessness. How could he be such a naive and down-to-earth person? If he was really a liar... Hey,
"I'm just making a metaphor. I'm not short of money, and I don't plan to borrow money from you!" Yan Bai patiently explained.
"Yes, Yan Bai was just giving an example. You are so stupid, I can tell!" Fan Caiqi also said next to him.
Yan Bai twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that you are not much better, okay! How can you think that you are smart even when you say something so obvious?!
"Okay, let me continue. I am short of money and want to borrow money from you, but you don't lend me money. In this way, my purpose has not been achieved. But I am very lucky.
I found money on the way home. Looking at it this way, although I still haven’t borrowed the money, I still have the money. This is probably the reason." Yan Bai said.
"I seem to understand a little bit." The girl lowered her head and said thoughtfully.
This is not what Yan Bai said randomly, but what he analyzed based on the current situation and subsequent developments. If the Western Turks want to find someone to cooperate, they naturally want to find someone to cooperate with.
There are people who want to join. However, because the Western Turks are relatively remote and far away from the Central Plains, no one will agree to a cooperation that is not beneficial.
This so-called benefit is borrowing troops! Yes, in troubled times, only combat effectiveness is the most important, so there are so many forces in the north who risk the disapproval of the world.
, to rely on the Japanese, firstly, to avoid being attacked by the Japanese, and secondly, to be able to borrow troops from the Japanese at critical moments. For their own selfish interests, they knowingly lured
These people are willing to let the wolf enter their house.
Naturally, the Western Turks do not have such benefits. If they really cooperate, they will not only be suspected of treason, but they will not get any benefits. Only a fool would do it. Because
No one on the surface would like to see Princess Lianrou and others too much. Naturally, their original plan could not be realized.
But there is such a group of forces in the Central Plains - the Demon Sect! They are completely afraid that the world will not be chaotic. What they want to do is to subvert the rule of the righteous way, and they will do whatever it takes.
! So they will gather all the forces that can be assembled. It is estimated that they took the initiative to find Princess Lianrou later. And here in Chengdu, the person in charge should naturally be Fatty
Jia Anlong is happy.
Therefore, what Yan Bai said is not unreasonable. I believe that Princess Lianrou will definitely trust Yan Bai even more in the future.
"Okay, let's stop here." Yan Bai said, because the girl also said before that this was the last question, and they didn't have any money to settle now.
Went down.
"Then you can help me figure it out!" Miss Fan, who couldn't wait for a long time, said immediately after hearing that it was over.
"I only count one person a month, and one person only counts once. That's the rule!" Yan Bai refused angrily. He was just joking. Are you making trouble?
Are you exposing yourself?!
"What kind of rules are you doing!" Fan Caiqi said unwillingly.
"Fortune-telling is an act that defies heaven. You must know that the secrets of heaven cannot be leaked. If you tell too much, you will be punished by heaven!" Yan Bai said with a serious face, and suddenly pointed at his own hands.
Eyes, he said with a hint of sarcasm in sadness, "My eyes were not blind before..."
Pretend to be awesome! Another actor-level performance!
"Are you incurring divine punishment?!" the girl on the side shouted in surprise.
You said this yourself, I didn't say that! Yan Bai thought to himself, of course, who would think so if he hadn't deliberately misled.
"Hey, what's the matter with me? I think I can do whatever I want after receiving destiny." Yan Bai lowered his head and sighed. If he didn't lower his head, he really wouldn't be able to continue acting.
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"Then why are you still telling people's fortunes!" Fan Caiqi said with some heartache. She didn't know that Yan Bai was so "blind". Of course, although Yan Bai was
You're just pretending to be blind, but it's probably true that you're going to be punished by God. Whoever is fine will be struck by lightning!
"That's why I established this rule, so as to minimize the backlash." Yan Bai replied.
"Sir, um, can you do the math for me again? This is the last time. Believe me, this is really the last time!" Princess Lianrou suddenly said.
, she didn’t feel anything at all, but suddenly she realized that this opportunity was so rare and there would never be another one in the future, which made her have to cherish such an opportunity.
"Do you have any conscience?! Do you want to kill him?!" Fan Caiqi replied directly and rudely.
Not only Yan Bai, but also the servant next to him looked at his princess with a surprised look on his face. Didn't he just agree to it, and it seemed that he had nothing to ask.
?!
"Do you still have money?" Although Yan Bai was curious, he still asked according to his own principles. He knew that the more businesslike he was, the more people would think he was worthless.
letter.
"You're crazy! Even if you have money, you won't be counted!" Fan Caiqi said quickly from the side.
"As a person, you must keep your word. What I have said will naturally come true." Yan Bai said.