"Boy, you have actually come to the Earthly Immortal Realm. Is this true?!" After seeing Lu Shaoyou, the sacred pig screamed and suddenly hugged Lu Shaoyou like a sow in heat.
, as if a sow had climbed up a tree, it kept hugging Lu Shaoyou and howling non-stop. ()
"You, are you really Mr. Lu? Are you really Mr. Lu? Isn't Master Zhu just dreaming?!" Shen Zhu looked at Lu Shaoyou up and down many times in disbelief, and kept talking to him.
Lu Shaoyou howled and screamed.
"Of course it's me, what's wrong? Can't you recognize me?" Lu Shaoyou laughed, and then patted the divine pig on the shoulder, "You came to the immortal world ten years earlier than me, but judging from your cultivation, it seems that you have not entered the realm yet.
It’s quite fast. You are already a Taiyi Golden Immortal. I wonder how many Dao patterns you have condensed?”
"That's natural! As soon as I entered the earthly fairy world, I encountered a large tomb of an ancient dragon clan. Lord Benzhu and the little dragon girl broke in and stole the inheritance inside. Although the outside world was more than ten years old,
Years, but Master Zhu and Xiao Longnu have been cultivating for nearly ten thousand years before they came out!" Shenzhu puffed up his chest and said happily and proudly.
"It turns out that you have entered an ancient dragon tomb. No wonder you can advance in cultivation so quickly." Lu Shaoyou nodded and said with some surprise.
"Hey, that's not right, why can't I see through your cultivation?!" Suddenly, the Shenzhu felt something was wrong, and suddenly screamed and looked at Lu Shaoyou. "Boy, you, what kind of cultivation are you!?"
Lu Shaoyou immediately laughed and said: "Of course he is just like you. He has already attained the Taiyi fruition. He can do anything between heaven and earth."
"What? You are already a Taiyi Golden Immortal!? This is unscientific!" After hearing Lu Shaoyou's voice, Shenzhu screamed in surprise and roared incredulously, "Master Benzhu has gone through countless hardships.
, just transferred the inheritance of the dragon clan from the hands of that evil woman, and then practiced hard in the dragon tomb for thousands of years. How many years has it been since you came to the immortal world? How come you are already exactly the same as Lord Benzhu!?
"
"God! How unfair you are! The speed of your cultivation simply violates the laws of the universe!" The sacred pig kept screaming strangely, looking at Lu Shaoyou as if he were looking at a monster, incredible.
The way.
However, just after Shenzhu finished speaking, an icy air suddenly fell from the sky. At the same time, a frosty voice swept through the sky at the same time. This voice was clear and sweet, but at this moment it contained a bone-chilling murderous intent.
, when the empty package comes.
"You slutty thief, are you finally willing to tell the truth? Sure enough, you are the treasure of my dragon clan that was stolen from this girl!" A cold and sweet voice came. Then a delicate figure slowly appeared.
The girl who fell in love with you was wearing a pink dress, with a sword on her waist, but the sword was sheathed in a scabbard made of unknown leather. Lu Shaoyou did not see what kind of sword it was, with long black hair.
Her hair was shawl, her beautiful eyes exuded strong murderous intent, and her appearance was alluring. When she appeared now, she had a valiant and heroic demeanor, gentle and heroic at the same time.
"What a beautiful girl." Lu Shaoyou couldn't help but admire her, while Ning'er rolled her eyes and kept mumbling some unknown curse.
"What is the origin of this child?" Lu Shaoyou immediately turned his head and looked at the sacred pig, with a hint of speculation in his expression, "Could it be that you stole this girl?"
The Shenzhu suddenly laughed, and at the same time grabbed Lu Shaoyou and said: "Boy Lu, you must save me this time! I know you have always been able to leapfrog challenges, this time I met this stinky bitch, I can't do anything like this, Master Zhu"
She stole one of her treasures, and she actually chased Lord Zhu for countless thousands of miles, from the South China Sea to the Sea of Bitterness, and she treated him like he was not a son of man!"
Lu Shaoyou was speechless after hearing this. He glanced at the girl and nodded secretly in his heart: "This girl's cultivation level is probably that of a powerful person at the level of a Daluo Golden Immortal. The Divine Pig can only run away and cannot resist. If it weren't for him, he would
She taught the Divine Pig the Eight Steps to the Sky, but I'm afraid the Divine Pig still won't be able to escape from her hands."
"What? Did you find a helper?" The girl in pink said crisply, but her eyes were cold. She glanced at Lu Shaoyou, and at the same time glanced at Zhu Zhu, her pretty face full of shame and anger.
"Did you keep humiliating the little girl on the road?" Lu Shaoyou knew that the urinary nature of the magic pig was basically a gangster. I am afraid that he kept stimulating the girl along the way, so he let this girl
The girl was filled with rage and kept chasing the sacred pig.
The Divine Pig immediately glared at Lu Shaoyou, patted his chest, and said with a righteous face: "Boy, do you think I am such a pig? I have always been righteous, broad-minded, and righteous.
Speech, the highest and most upright, selfless, leave the true love in the world, the right way in the world is a good pig, never bother to do that kind of thing, you and I have been in love with each other for so many years, don't you know the ancient heart of this pig?
?”
Seeing the shameless appearance of the sacred pig, Lu Shaoyou basically calculated that the pig's urine properties would definitely be what he thought. He would keep teasing the little girl on the road, making others angry and chasing her.
I have been living with this guy for so many days, and I want to cut this pig into pieces.
"So that's it..." Lu Shaoyou looked at the pig with great disdain, while Li'er was pulled aside by Ning'er. Ning'er was like a hen always guarding against wolves, guarding against the divine pig, fearing the divine pig.
This old gangster accidentally kidnapped Li'er, making Lu Shaoyou burst into laughter.
"You are a perverted thief. You have been humiliating this girl on the road. If I don't cut you into pieces today, how can you express the hatred in my heart?!" The girl in pink snorted coldly, sniffed, and the hair on her body
Murderous aura suddenly burst out, and the whole person exuded the smell of heroic spirit.
"Girl, I don't know how much hatred there is between you. Why don't we talk about it and listen to it. Maybe there must be some misunderstanding between them. If you talk about it, I think this misunderstanding should be solved." Lu Shaoyou said.
He didn't want to do it for no reason, so he directly acted as a peacemaker and said calmly to the girl in pink clothes. At the same time, he also used the Qingxin Secret Technique in his mouth, with the intention of calming down the other party's anger.
The girl in pink clothes looked at Lu Shaoyou in surprise, nodded her head, and said calmly: "I didn't expect that a friend of yours who is a thief has some morals and knows how to understand."
A little bit of etiquette, let alone, I will tell you that this man stole the inherited treasure of my Dragon Clan. This man secretly took advantage of me while I was bathing, and even stole my undergarments.
!”
As the girl in pink clothes spoke, her pretty face began to turn red, and her whole head looked like a red apple, extremely red. After hearing the words of the girl in pink clothes, Lu Shaoyou was shocked and looked at the pig. At this moment,
Xiao Longnu also heard what the girl in pink said, and she couldn't help it. She rushed out of the divine pig's kingdom. She stared at the divine pig with her beautiful eyes, and kept twisting the ears of the divine pig with her bare hands.
While doing a 360-degree rotation, the pig howled in pain.
"Tell me! What the hell is going on!? When you came here with the key to the dragon tomb, didn't you say that you picked the key from a corpse?!" The little dragon girl was furious now, this lewd head
The pig suddenly did such a heartless thing, which made her heart burst with anger. If she hadn't seen Lu Shaoyou there, she would have punched and kicked the sacred pig on the spot.
"Ouch, ouch - my dear wife, my dear wife - please slow down, listen to me, listen to me, I'm a pig, no, no, no, I have no choice but to do it, I have absolutely no choice!" the divine pig kept saying.
He screamed strangely, "It was the little girl who said to herself that the key was a treasure inherited by the Dragon Clan. I was greedy when I was young, but I was afraid that I would be discovered if I rummaged through that little girl's clothes.
I simply used a secret method and accidentally stole her underwear and other items."
"But don't worry, my dear wife, I have always been a gentleman, conservative in my chastity, and never flirted with women. I have never touched this little girl's promiscuous clothes. I am not as sexy as my wife at all!"
He said angrily with a righteous face.
"I'm going to kill you!" Xiao Longnu was so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry when she heard the miraculous talk of the miraculous pig in public. She continued to twist the ears of the miraculous pig, causing the miraculous pig to scream in pain.
When the pink-clothed girl heard the words of the divine pig, her mood that had just calmed down suddenly exploded again. Torrential anger burst out from her heart, strong anger flowed out of her chest, and her towering chest trembled.
, her green and green finger pointed firmly at the sacred pig next to Lu Shaoyou, her beautiful eyes filled with murderous intent:
"You, you slutty pig, say that again?!"
Ning'er became even more excited after hearing the words of the sacred pig. Like an aggressive hen, she stopped Li'er directly and prevented the sacred pig from seeing Li'er, for fear that the next moment this obscene pig would defile Li'er.
"Bah! It's true that people flock together and birds of a feather flock together. The friend of this bad boy is indeed not a good thing!" Li'er said angrily, but Li'er covered her cherry mouth and laughed after listening to the magic pig's words.
With.
"This damn pig, I really won over him." Lu Shaoyou immediately stroked his forehead and said with pain in his balls.
"You dead pig, why don't you quickly return other people's dirty clothes?!" Lu Shaoyou wanted to slap him in the face. This dead pig is so old, and yet he still does such a thing. It's really him.
They all feel ashamed.
After listening to Lu Shaoyou's words, the divine pig came to his senses and reluctantly handed over the other party's underwear. Seeing this, Xiao Longnu became even more jealous and kept ravaging the divine pig, making the divine pig moan even more. Weird scream. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!