ps: Thanks for the update ticket for "The Prawn Riding a Pig"... 6000 words, we still have no problem despite our hard work.
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After waiting patiently for Li Wanlan to explain the most important part in general, Lei Qingzhu called Liu Meng's attention with a smile and said: "Welcome Xiao Liu to join our big family. I believe that with Xiao Liu's help, there will be no problem in completing this dungeon mission.
You haven't activated your identity yet and can't open a team channel. This communicator is the only super-era technology that can be used with the nameplate, so you should take it with you first."
With that said, he asked for another patch-type communicator from Ci Huai for Liu Meng to stick in his ear hole so that he could keep in touch with everyone at any time.
Then, Lei Qingzhu regained his cool expression and said in a deep voice: "Now everyone decides on the second matter." "The Mongolian Tatar Army is extremely powerful, but the victory in the past two days made Lu Wende dizzy and even asked to take the initiative to fight.
Attack Wanshan Fort. They also kept urging General Wang to send dead soldiers into the camp to contact Fan Wenhu for a land and sea attack. As of this morning, twenty soldiers have died in vain."
The comfort envoy Lu Wende couldn't understand the situation and gambled with the lives of officers and soldiers? Everyone was angry, Wu Dong interjected and asked: "What do you say, Master Guo? Wanshan Fort is easy to defend but difficult to attack, and Liu Zhengshui's army and troops can be obtained at any time
With the current field strength of Xiangyang City, how can General Wang and Daxia Guo agree to the rescue of Ali Hague's Red Army?"
Ci Huai, who had been sitting there saying very little and having no sense of presence, suddenly spoke and said: "There is no general in Xiangyang who is afraid of death."
What does it mean? No one understood it at once. Lei Qingzhu sighed and said: "When Daxia Guo and General Wang objected, Lu Wende used these words to force them to issue a military order and not to take down Wanshan Fort.
See you first."
Go ahead! You actually forced the two mainstays in Xiangyang to issue a military order to fight an uncertain battle. If you hadn't known the details of Lu Wende, Liu Meng would have really suspected that he was a Mongolian spy!
"So, the second thing is to eliminate Lu Wende. We can no longer let him give random orders. Time is running out. Let's vote by a show of hands." Lei Qingzhu's eyes flashed coldly, and he asked everyone to vote by a show of hands whether Lu Wende should be eliminated.
Lose.
"I agree!" Wu Dong was the first to raise his hand, looking extremely indignant, "I have long disliked this old guy. He is sanctimonious and the worst thing at heart! He has to have two wet nurses to breastfeed him every night before going to bed. Bah!"
Lu Wende's dirty hobbies have long been quietly spread among the heroes in the world. It is said that some people don't believe it and even went there to confirm it.
Ci Huai raised his eyebrows angrily, with murderous intent, and coldly uttered the word "kill"! Li Wanlan and Ding Qi also raised their hands in agreement, and Lei Qingzhu looked at Liu Meng again. He reminded: "Xiao Liu, you are also a member of the team now.
, you must express your opinion.”
He thought he had nothing to do with him when he saw Lei Qingzhu's name being called. Liu Meng quickly raised his hand and voted: "I agree!" Isn't it just to kill Lu Wende? What's so embarrassing, a bad old man actually has a hobby of breast milk. Damn! No!
Kill who you kill.
The decision was made, Lei Qingzhu brushed his hair from his forehead and began to analyze. "After all, Lu Wende is the supreme commander of Xiangyang City. If he is killed in battle, he is afraid that it will affect the morale of the army. And if he is not careful, he will be in trouble with the Song Dynasty officers and soldiers.
Guo Daxia and the others have formed a hostile situation. Therefore, I request that no blood be seen and no suspicion be aroused by others. It is best to die suddenly and inexplicably. Do you have any good suggestions?"
Hearing the request, Li Wanlan raised her hand excitedly and said crisply: "Use poison! It's half-stepped with a smile! It's carefully prepared with honey, Sichuan clams, platycodon, and Tianshan snow lotus. It doesn't need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives."
, in addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious and will definitely kill the person you want to kill! I got it from the last mission, but I haven’t tried it yet!”
They were all lines from Tang Bohu's "Qiu Xiang". Lei Qingzhu smiled helplessly and said: "Wanlan, don't make trouble. There are experts from the Beggar Clan who are responsible for Lu Wende's diet. It's very difficult to poison him."
However, Wu Dong's eyes lit up and he came up with an idea. He chuckled and said, "In this way, Fourth Sister gives me a half-step with a smile, and Xiaoliu and I will take care of it. We will never let him, Lu Wende, survive tonight!"
Staring at Wu Dong with her beautiful eyes like autumn water, Li Wanlan said reluctantly: "You have a way to poison me? Also, why do you want to pull Xiao Liu up?" Liu Meng nodded quickly and agreed: "Brother Ang, I'm here again
You won’t be poisoned, are you right?”
After laughing and joking again, Wu Dong looked confident, shook his head and said: "The secret must not be leaked, anyway, just wait for the good news." After saying that, he took the small bottle of medicinal powder that Li Wanlan reluctantly handed over to Liu Meng.
With a wave of his hand, he asked him to follow him to do his work.
At this time, the artillery fire of the Mongolian army had stopped, and after symbolically firing two rows of arrows at the city, the Great Khan Meng Ge saw that his morale was low, and forcing an attack on the city would only increase losses, so he immediately ordered the money to withdraw his troops and prepare for the coming day.
Fight again.
The two of them got off the tower, and Wu Dong took Liu Meng straight into a small teahouse that was still open, ordered a pot of strong tea, and then mysteriously told him his method.
This method, to put it bluntly, is very simple. It is to sneak into the comfort envoy's house quietly, find the wet nurse, apply a smile to the breasts with a half-step, and wait for Lu Wende to suck milk before going to bed, and then he will be poisoned and die silently.
There are only two key steps. One is to find the wet nurse who is breastfeeding at night, and the other is to apply the medicine to the breasts without anyone noticing, so that even the wet nurse herself cannot detect it. Only in this way can it be considered a success.
Wu Dong was the best at Qiao Zhuang's infiltration, but how to control the wet nurse in a heavily guarded mansion and poison her without anyone noticing required Liu Meng's Qinggong skills.
The two of them were drinking tea and discussing various possibilities. They waited until dinner time, took out ointments and other disguises, changed their facial expressions, and then paid the bills and went out, wandering outside the west wall of the Ambassador's Residence.
Lu Wende held a banquet at the university grounds in the evening to reward the You Yi Army who went to battle in the morning. Therefore, the guards and Beggar Clan disciples were not in the mansion, and the security was very lax. There were not even soldiers on duty at the side entrance. Wu Dong took out the food from the inn
I found two sets of red jackets and Fanyang hats in the small courtyard, and after putting them on with Liu Meng, I easily sneaked into the house.
Wearing red tasseled Fanyang hats, red jackets, and swords slung across their bodies, the two of them were dressed like military commanders. They thought they were ordered to come back to get something, so the stewards in the mansion naturally did not dare to ask more questions. So they let it go.
The two of them entered the backyard and stood in the gallery watching the maids and servants preparing meals in the kitchen outside the inner house.
Quietly poking Liu Meng, Wu Dong said with a mischievous smile: "Look carefully, see which one has a broad mind, it must be the wet nurse." Liu Meng gave him a look back with disdain and said: "At first glance, it seems that you have no experience.
Only those who are in confinement have milk, what can you tell by choosing these maids who have not yet left the palace?"
At this moment, a strong maid walked out of the kitchen with a can of soup and walked along the gallery to the inner house. When passing by the two of them, Liu Meng took a deep breath. It was rich and fragrant, with a hint of sweetness.
The smell is sweet. Well, it’s the smell of brown sugar pork knuckles.
Liu Meng pursed his lips and whispered: "Keep an eye on this, you can find milk by keeping it." Wu Dong also smelled the fragrance of pig's knuckle soup, nodded and said: "Pig's knuckle soup is the best for milk, no one will eat it if it's good.
.Come on, let’s follow and have a look.”
A blue-tiled house is located in a remote courtyard. There are two servants standing outside, guarding there with sticks in hand. It must be here. Wu Dong took out the medicine bottle with a smile on his face.
He handed it to Liu Meng with a smile, indicating that it was time for him to show off.
He was extremely depressed. No wonder he wanted to pull her along. It turned out that he had already considered the embarrassment of applying the powder. He made a contemptuous gesture towards Wu Dong. Liu Meng looked at the terrain, passed through the flower wall on one side, and performed a wonderful light skill.
, like a burst of green smoke rushing to the roof.
A golden hook hung upside down, and its legs were hooked up to the eaves of the house. I listened carefully and saw only three or four women eating outside. I immediately walked in through the window with confidence, got under the bed and waited for the opportunity.
When Lu Wende returns home, the wet nurses here will definitely be called upon to go there. Why do they have to pay attention to hygiene and clean their vaginas? By then, as long as he can sprinkle the powder into their water basins, he can complete the poisoning plan.
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Sure enough, after waiting for no more than a stick of incense, a steward came over to summon her. Two women with full breast milk walked into the room, each carrying a basin of warm water, and began to wipe their breasts carefully. Liu Meng quietly came out, with a blow from his palm.
Put out the candle flame, and then take the opportunity to sprinkle the powder into the water.
After doing the bad thing, Liu Meng retreated under the bed and waited until everyone left the house before using Qing Kung Fu to jump out of the small courtyard. After getting in touch with Wu Dong, he jumped over the wall of a hidden courtyard that he had explored.
Waiting is the hardest thing.
Liu Meng and Wu Dong changed their clothes and found a place where they could monitor and pacify the envoy's mansion. They lay down on the roof, anxiously observing whether there would be any movement inside. "Are you sure that the medicine will work like that?" This was Wu.
Dong Dong asked for the third time. Before Liu Meng could answer, he answered to himself: "It will definitely work. If he dares to take a sip of milk tonight, he will die on the spot!"
About half an hour later, there was a sudden commotion in the pacification envoy's house. The torches were bright, people were shouting, and several fast horses rushed out and dispersed to various parts of the city.
"It's done!" Liu Meng slapped his thigh hard, and the big stone hanging in his heart finally fell. Wu Dong laughed and sighed: "Sucking breasts is indeed risky!" He completely forgot about his anxiety just now.
They quietly returned to the inn's courtyard. Lei Qingzhu, who was the deputy envoy of the regiment, and Li Wanlan, who had amazing medical skills, had been asked to leave by someone from the pacification envoy's office. According to Ding Qi's observation, the visitor's face was full of panic and his speech was incoherent. Lu Wende must have been tricked.
It wasn't until midnight that the dust settled when Li Wanlan returned. With a sweet smile, Li Wanlan changed her heavy face when she left the door, and sat on the chair and smiled like a fox who had stolen grapes. "Mr. Lu has been working hard for the past few days and is exhausted mentally and physically.
An old illness arose in the evening, and unfortunately I have been loyal to the country. For this reason, General Wang and Daxia Guo jointly invited all the generals in the city to discuss the funeral arrangements. It is estimated that Sister Qingzhu will not be able to come back tonight."
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.(To be continued..)
ps: Will there be unlimited streaming?
It's obviously a game novel...
Haha, I don’t want to reveal too much, so please take your time.
