Ash had also thought about what kind of children he would have in the future.
Don't get me wrong, he is not the kind of person who fantasizes about his child's name when he sees a girl he likes. In fact, Ash feels that his imagination is relatively poor. When he sees a girl he likes, his fantasies about lovers basically stop at the classroom, bedroom, living room, and beach.
, places like love hotels... But this kind of fantasy rarely appears after work. 'Have a meeting later' is the best secret to quit sex.
As the old saying goes, working overtime will not help you find a lover, but working overtime can make everyone have no lovers.
The first time he imagined a child was when Ash was eight years old. At that time, his father beat him up with a cane for secretly playing computer games. He secretly vowed to raise a child who could play games with him in the future.
As he grows older, his expectations for his children also increase: they must like outdoor sports, fall in love, be able to solve the last big math question in the college entrance examination, be beautiful and handsome, be good at cooking, and be proficient in a second language.
, you must be able to write novels or draw comics...
It wasn't until Ya Xiu came out to work that he experienced the beatings from society and felt the hardships of life. He understood how strict his parents were to him in the past, and he also felt sorry for his future children. Sorry, kid, I can't find your mothers. Wow.
Woo.
But no matter what, the child he expected should definitely not be like this.
"If it's Dad and you get the highest score, but in the end you have to give your wish to Sister An Nan, Dad, do you think this is really good?"
Liz sat cross-legged on the bed, her face filled with indignation, and she lowered her voice and said, "I feel unworthy for my father!"
"...Don't worry, your father is a piece of shit. The one who can get the highest score will definitely be your Aunt Bojin or Uncle Harvey."
"But it's still not worth it!" Liz shook her body, her newly tied twin tails dangling: "Dad, think about it, you, Aunt Bojin, and Uncle Harvey are all good companions who will live and die together.
You should share the hardships and the blessings, and a reward like the God Lord’s wish should be shared among the three of you, instead of being given to the witch An Nan who took advantage of the situation and enslaved you!"
"You just called her Sister An Nan."
"It's not important, dad, what's important is your thoughts!" Liz said with her eyes wide open: "Don't you want the wish of the God Lord? The omniscient Weaver Lord can fulfill all your wishes. The dead can be resurrected, travel through time and space, and live forever.
, even becoming a god.”
"Can I wish that all women must wear miniskirts and black or white silk?"
"vomit."
"Ah?" Ash saw Liz sticking out her little tongue and looking like she was about to vomit: "What's wrong with you?"
"No, it's okay. It's probably because Liz is not used to riding in a car, so she feels a little nauseous."
"But you've been resting for more than an hour..."
"Anyway, dad, you also want to get your wish, right?" Liz forced the topic back on track: "You're not willing to just give up your wish to a vicious witch who deliberately harms you, right?"
"If you have to say whether you want it or not, then you definitely want it." Ya Xiu held his chin and said, "But I don't think I have the qualifications, or the ability, to get this wish."
"What other qualifications are needed to make a wish?"
"Think about it, after finally getting the qualification to make a wish to God, do you really have to only care about yourself and make some selfish wishes? The best way is to make wishes that can benefit all living beings and at the same time benefit yourself.
A perfect wish, right? For example, asking God to grant new technologies that can greatly increase productivity, or to increase the life span of all citizens."
"What's wrong with being selfish!?"
Ash looked blankly at Liz who was roaring at him. At this time, the white-haired little girl no longer had the pretended innocence and sweetness on her face, but was filled with deep resentment and resentment. However, she quickly came back and her expression returned to normal.
She was as cute as ever, as if it was just Ash's illusion.
She lowered her head and said timidly: "Liz, what Liz means is that dad, you are not from this country, and you have no sense of belonging to this country. You don't have to think so much when making a wish. Isn't it good to follow your inner desires?
?”
"...Let's have a real conversation, Liz."
Ya Xiu said calmly: "If you want to call me dad, I don't care. It's just a title anyway. After all, if we can maintain this superficial relationship between father and daughter, we can also reassure An Nan. It can be treated as a code name between colleagues."
"But I'm actually a little surprised. An Nan said that you lost your memory. She shouldn't be wrong, but your appearance of sowing discord and ambition is not what a normal child with amnesia can show. Or should I say that you are a child of the legendary race?
Memory cannot influence you to become the personification of desire, with dirty blood flowing from every pore in your body?"
"Is there such a race?"
"Yes, Capitalist." Ya Xiu crossed his hands and said, "You haven't lost your memory at all. How did you deceive An Nan?"
"No, Dad, you are wrong." Liz tilted her head, "I have really lost my memory. My farthest memory is that I was caught by those bad guys in black robes, and I can't remember anything from the past at all."
"and you"
"But I know what I have to do."
Liz raised her head and looked at Ash, "Like that old witch An Nan, I both want to use my identity as a person from a foreign land to become an echoer. But the difference is that An Nan can only use you, dad, and I am
I want to be a responder myself.”
"I have a wish that must be fulfilled." She said very seriously: "I can never give it to anyone!"
Ash blinked, "Let's not mention whether we can resist An Nan, but even if we can, how can you snatch this wish from us?"
"That's enough." Liz raised her five little fingers and said, "Dad, me, Aunt Bojin, Uncle Harvey, and Witch Annan, there are five competitors."
"As long as Dad can unite with others to resolutely exclude Witch Annan, then there will be four competitors. If Dad, you become the responder with the highest hidden score, then the only remaining competitors will be you and me! As long as you are the one with the highest hidden score.
If you deal with Dad, the wish will be mine!"
Liz closed all her other fingers, leaving only her middle finger facing Ash.
"Are you so confident that you can defeat me?
"It's not a matter of confidence, but compared to dealing with five people, it's easier to deal with only you, dad." Liz said confidently: "And dad, don't forget, you and I still have two contracts!"
"So what, it's a two-way street anyway."
"No, your contract with me can only last for 101 days, while my contract with you is indefinite. If you and I don't get the wish in the end, then you will become my lifelong servant!"
"Hey, how come my status has been downgraded from father to servant?" Ya Xiu felt that this little girl was getting more and more arrogant: "And this contract is only a two-winged magician's contract, there is always a way to cancel it, you can't scare me.
"
"There is indeed a way to undo it." Liz nodded: "But I have a way to prevent you from undoing it. If you want to go out, I will ask you to feed me donuts. If you want to enter the virtual realm, I will ask you to tell me fairy tales.
Story, if you want to study, I will ask you to ride a horse for me. Let me see what you do! Not only will you be my servant, I will also make you unable to marry a wife for the rest of your life!"
"Liz, you are so vicious!"
"Hmph, if you don't want to break your waist in the bathroom when you are old and unable to move, and then starve to death in a miserable state, then try your best to get the wish... What are you doing! I'm going to scream! The contract stipulates that you are not allowed to hurt me! Stop it quickly
!”
"You are not allowed to order me to stop! Don't forget that our contract is two-way at this time. You can't control me!" Ash put Liz under his arm and rubbed her white-haired dog head angrily: "I really can't hurt you.
, but I can get you dirty... ha! Got it!"
Liz struggled to break away from this evil man, turned around and looked in the mirror, and found that her beautiful twin tails had turned into messy braids, completely ruining her cute appearance.
She burst out crying, covering her ears and retreating, while angrily shouting at Ash: "Don't leak the content of our conversation to other people, don't refute my order, don't refute my order,
, no... oh, it's so annoying. Anyway, don't leak it out, otherwise you will be in trouble too! Ash, just wait for me. During these 101 days, we will be a superficial father and daughter. After 101 days, I will
Let you know what cruelty is!"
boom!
Liz rushed too fast, turned around and bumped into the alloy explosion-proof door. Her whole body shook a few times, and she fainted on the ground.
Ash was confused by this combo, thinking that this little girl was so stupid that she had half the success he had when he was a child.
He went over and patted her little face: "Hey, wake up, the ground is cold, it's easy to catch a cold, and you have to brush your teeth before going to bed, otherwise you will get cavities in the future."
"She just fainted, nothing serious."
Ash turned his head and found a girl wearing a black and white plaid skirt lying on the side of his bed. She had shiny black hair, her legs were wearing a mix of white stockings and black stockings, and she was looking at him with a smile.
but……
"Shouldn't it be a miniskirt and black and white highlighted hair?"
Ash was greatly disappointed: "How can you be different from Tachi Eri!"
