"Hey, is the air in the back row okay? The air in the front row is quite clear. After all, I am the only one in the first three rows. But this is also good. If the students are enthusiastic about the history class about the past, I
Instead, you have to start worrying about the future of Fanxing... But if you don't pay a little attention to the past, then you also have to worry about your future results."
"Turn over page 173 of the textbook. In 871, the Prime Minister of the Palace, Bledo Usgeir, drafted the "Nobles Act" and became the first new nobleman to be blessed by the stars by the Queen. The content of the "Nobles Act" is...
…”
The history professor is not a rigid and serious old academic. On the contrary, he is a rather interesting and fashionable old man. However, his strong personal style cannot save the boring class content. Unless the professor comes up with a few duke jokes and ministerial jokes, the class atmosphere will be deteriorated.
It has always been maintained between the sleepy gas state and the muddy mud state.
For Sonia, the only advantage of coming to class is that she can slowly straighten out the threads of turmoil in her heart. This is a habit she only developed after going to college, because other after-school time is too full, and the time that can be allocated freely
All the resources were used by her to invest in herself.
What's more important is that Kalashi has no destination for her. If she stays alone in a place with no one, she will easily be overwhelmed by the boring pressure and fall into the sadness of self-pity.
After crying in bed, the village girl forced herself to stay in the sight of others as much as possible, and she was not allowed to run away to a corner to lick her wounds like a lost dog.
Tears that cannot arouse sympathy and affection from others are of no value at all.
Therefore, the only place where she can be in a daze and think about life is boring public classes. Anyway, public classes can be easily passed as long as final preview, and the class time can be used to think about gains and losses.
Who has offended her, who has designs on her, who should she please, who should she target... It just so happens that the public class is also a big class, and Sonia can pinpoint her target by looking around for a week.
But recently, Sonia has another entertainment activity. She patrols the forum during class to see if any students of nobles who have broken the defense are discussing her. If so, she will execute them on the spot. Then she observes the reactions of the surrounding students. She was caught several times.
Offline he only shouted "Hello, Chief", but online he punched Juju Village Girl's classmates.
When she was in a good mood, Sonia would go over to pat the other person on the shoulder after class and call out the other person's forum nickname, causing a lot of instant mental damage; when she was in a bad mood, Sonia would secretly investigate the other person's background, and then in the forum
Pretend to be a prophecy magician, accurately tell the details of the other party, and then predict that she will "definitely be cheated", "the family will fall into disgrace", "the skin care products you use will definitely ruin her face", causing continuous mental damage.
No matter what the situation is, it's a lot of fun. After Adele learned about this game, she also became a "class policeman" with great interest. Anyone who dares to play forums and mock Sword Queen without listening to the class, don't blame them for calling the police!
So Adele saw Sonia suddenly opening her notebook to write something, her expression sometimes nervous, sometimes smiling, sometimes angry, and thought she must have caught a big fish.
I wonder who is so lucky to be the director of the Paw Paw Club to vent his anger on today?
With this thought in mind, Adele leaned over to see what dirty information Sonia was recording. However, Sonia, who was confused today, acted astutely like a she-wolf guarding her food, and closed the notebook in an instant.
Eating alone like this?
Adele turned her eyes away and pretended to read "The Nobility Act" seriously, but her mind was entirely on Sonia's notebook.
Because she just took a look at one of the lines
"Let's go get back together and make the same mistakes again and torture each other."
The scumbag vibe between the lines was as debauched as the fountain at the school gate. Adele felt that Sonia must have grabbed a certain scumbag's pigtails and was about to stretch out her claws to play with his prey.
In fact, Adele's guess was correct, Sonia was indeed doing such a thing.
After finally digesting the shame of amnesia, Sonia immediately realized a problem. Based on the character of the viewer, she will definitely hold on to this matter in the future, remember every word she said after she lost her memory, and then watch Sonia
He suddenly said it during the battle, and when Sonia was distracted and put herself in crisis, the audience stepped forward to save her...
Thinking of this kind of plot development, the village girl was really ashamed and angry. In order not to fall into this dilemma, Sonia must also grasp the handle of the audience, so as to achieve "amnesia deterrence" so that no one can mention the memory loss at will.
thing!
So Sonia spent more than half an hour recording every sentence spoken by the viewers after they lost their memory, and then selected "The Ten Most Affectionate Sentences", "Five Famous Quotations on Cheating", "One Sentence is Worth Ten Thousand Sentences"
Shameless remarks".
Viewers, do you still have enough ammunition reserves?
Sonia could even imagine this scene: when the audience was about to laugh at her, she coughed and responded slowly: "Or use another more direct, no room for ambiguity, completely open-hearted statement about me now...
…”
Boom!
The history professor adjusted her glasses, and Sonia, who was blushing, pointed nonchalantly at the cracked tabletop: "There are mosquitoes."
The old professor breathed a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death. I thought my lectures were too unpleasant and the students were so angry that they smashed the tables."
After class, Sonia put away her notebook with satisfaction. Just as she was about to leave, she suddenly remembered something and said to Lois and Adele: "By the way, I died in the virtual realm again, and it was because I accidentally fell into silence.
The domain is dead. Oops, I’m so stupid.”
Seeing Sonia knocking her head in a cute way, the roommates began to wonder if they heard "I'm in love" as "I died in the virtual world", otherwise it would be really difficult to explain your
enraptured.
They also understood what Sonia meant and spread the news that our great chief student, the red-haired swordswoman, actually died twice in the virtual realm in a month!
This will certainly give the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" an excellent target, but this is exactly what Sonia wants. Because the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" has been defeated in the current forum atmosphere, whoever dares to ridicule Sonia will
They will be swarmed and sprayed to death. If this continues, the aristocratic students who hate Sword Queen will probably die out. After all, their ancestors are not wholesalers.
However, Sonia's latest singer album is about to be released, and now is the time when they need popularity. Naturally, tap water like the "Anti-Sword Girl Alliance" needs to be used more, and they have to throw out some bait from time to time to maintain their enthusiasm.
Sonia has already predicted that when her album comes out, it will definitely cause countless scoldings and sales will skyrocket.
Sonia is not afraid that this "scandal" will affect her. After all, when passers-by know that Sonia died twice in the virtual realm in a month, they will also soon know that Sonia became a second-winged magician apprentice in a month.
Magician.
This is also the promotion strategy of the Paws and Paws Club (supporters unanimously approved the name of the organization after seeing the photos taken by Adele): a genius does not need to promote her genius, only her shortcomings. Use her shortcomings to attract passers-by.
The gaze allows passers-by to discover the genius of Sword Princess for themselves.
Adele watched Sonia skipping out of the classroom and sighed: "She was still absent-minded before class. After class, it was like eating a strawberry sundae, and her whole body exuded the smell of happy cream... Women are really
It’s so difficult to understand.”
"She looks like..." Lois said uncertainly, "Doesn't she look a bit like she's in love?"
"Although, we are the only people she usually comes into contact with." Adele mused: "And I once stood naked in front of her, and she didn't show any impulse, which shows that she has no special desire for women.
…”
"So there is only one conclusion."
Lois looked at Adele, and Adele looked at Lois's breasts.
"I had doubts before." Adele said seriously: "Luoyi, are you a man?"
Lois didn't speak, just looked at her calmly. Adele then felt that her joke was a bit too much, so she imitated Sonia and hit her head in a cute way: "Hey, I was just kidding."
"Adele..."
"I am now the manager of the Shenclaw Club with high authority. If you have anything to say, please speak up and don't bully me."
"Even if I were a man." Lois' eyes were filled with cold air: "I would not choose you as my lover."
Adele blinked and her pupils became moist.
Her heart was falling, falling constantly.
"Obviously I thought about marrying Luo Yi as a man...don't talk to me in the future!"
Seeing Adele turn around and burst into tears, Lois said expressionlessly: "It seems that the next professional class of the water arts department will have a quiz..."? Adele stopped for a moment.
Lois strode out, and Adele followed behind reluctantly, staring at Lois's butt, as if cursing it to shrink too.
But Lois suddenly stopped, and Adele crashed directly into her.
"What's wrong?"
Not only Lois, but other students also stopped in the corridor, looking at the sky outside the window with confused expressions.