Ash feels that something is getting more and more wrong lately.
Although there is something wrong with the city of Vamula, or Ash has never been to the right place. When he goes to the virtual realm, he will encounter the amnesia happy house, and when he lives in the Veela house, he has to worry about being squeezed to death by night raids.
But what's wrong recently is something like "I woke up one morning and found that my roommate turned into a girl."
The first thing is to get up. Since he has been unable to enter the virtual realm recently, Ash can only sleep soundly. However, every time he wakes up, he finds that there is an extra cake in the room. The style is different every day, red velvet, black
The forest, the white forest, and the mousse came up in turn, and Ash doubted whether Sennheiser wanted to feed him into a lesbian and then eat him.
But others don't seem to have this treatment, only his room will grow cakes every day.
Something is wrong.
Then there was Liz. Ash found that his high-level avatar was being consumed faster and faster. Every time Liz said that she had done nothing, but she was almost consuming three avatars a day. Ash even suspected that she was using her avatar to perform tasks.
Human experimentation is prohibited.
Something is very wrong.
The eldest lady also has some problems. Ya Xiu occasionally meets An Nan in the cafeteria, and An Nan will be happy to pat Ya Xiu on the shoulders, head, butt, etc. All in all, she likes to have physical contact with Ya Xiu, making them seem to be familiar with each other.
It seems that the relationship between the two parties is just that of a street lamp and a wage earner.
Something is very wrong.
Also, Ash always felt that every woman he met seemed to like him. When buying drinks in the restaurant, Miss Siren would deliberately scratch his palms;
She would come over every hour to remind Ash to take a break, drink water and eat snacks. Sometimes when Ash was busy playing games, she would feed him directly.
In addition, there are many, many more, causing Ash to check his status information over and over again to confirm that his occupation is "Eternal Tribulation Walker/Social Idle Person", not some 'walking hormone' or 'Legendary Clay Worker'.
'Humanoid Hypnosis Spray'.
Although Ash thinks he's pretty good-looking, he's still a bit far behind the Pizza Hut level of Iguola who can charm men, women, and children. However, his popularity is almost as good as gold coins.
Could it be that Sennheiser just wants to look like a decadent social animal like him?
However, this feeling of being surrounded by stars is really refreshing, and Ya Xiu can laugh out loud occasionally while sleeping. He never thought that being handsome could be so useful before, and he regretted not letting the Crow Medical Doctor give him a treatment.
The entire face-changing package.
But something still feels wrong.
Finally, Ash saw Igura in the restaurant last night, so he sat across from him with a dinner plate, and then a very incredible thing happened.
Igulla actually ran away!
The deceiver hadn't even finished eating the milk. As soon as Ash sat down, he was in a hurry to leave. He didn't even want to call him "Brother Ash"!
Ash recalled carefully and suddenly realized that the fraudster seemed to be avoiding him these past few days. There were several times when they would meet in the corridor, and every time Igura would take another side road to leave. Ash had thought that Igura was in an emergency before.
But now that I think about it, Igurah clearly avoided him when he saw him!
This is definitely something very wrong happening!
"So, I just wanted to ask if you have any clues."
In Ash's room, Ash, Harvey, and Liz gathered around a table to share the strawberry cheesecake that had just grown in the room.
Perhaps it's the aftereffect of the Blood Moon Candy, but Harvey quite likes sweets. However, he doesn't like to eat cake directly, but dips it in cat grass cigarettes, just like eating French fries.
The necromancer said casually: "Igula has never called you 'Brother Ash' before, right?"
"Although he didn't say it, I know he must respect me in his heart." Ashiu said, "Now that he doesn't even want to talk to me, I feel like something is wrong."
Liz picked out all the strawberries and took a bite one by one, and said vaguely: "Dad, did you do something to offend Aunt Bojin?"
"How could I..." Ash suddenly recalled that he broke into the door a few days ago and had an in-depth exchange with Igula who was taking a bath: "...did such a thing (super quietly)."
"If you offended Aunt Bojin, why don't you choose a time to apologize to him?" Liz said, "For example, if you rush in while he is taking a bath, he will definitely forgive you."
Ash glanced at Liz in surprise and gave her a thumbs up: "You actually thought of me together. Sure enough, daddy didn't call you in vain!"
"right!"
"But..." Ya Xiu muttered: "I don't think it's appropriate."
"Why isn't it appropriate?" Liz asked, "Is it inappropriate to apologize? It can't be that taking advantage of Aunt Bojin's bath is inappropriate. Dad, you are not a good person."
Ash punched Liz on the head and said, "How should I put it, I just feel... a little dangerous."
"What danger?" Harvey chewed the cake tobacco and made a snapping sound: "You are not even afraid of Igulla wearing clothes, but you are still afraid of Igulla taking off his clothes?"
"But I still feel that Igula in the bath is very dangerous." Ash clasped his hands and closed his eyes, as if he was trying to predict something: "The main thing is that I feel that Igula is enduring something. I have a strong premonition that if I go
Provoke him..."
He thought for a while: "Something bad might happen."
Harvey and Liz looked at each other, but they didn't think of anything bad that Igura could do to Ash.
After all, Igura is not a magician who is good at fighting. The most likely thing he will do is hypnotize Ash.
And the ways he used to fool Ya Xiu were just the same, not just 'stripping naked in the restaurant', 'calling Qin Na his wife', 'calling An Nan's daughter'.
To be more serious, these three things happen at the same time.
Putting aside the consequences, Ash didn't seem like someone who cared about such a thing.
There's no way Igura could beat Ash up, right?
"Then let's move on to the next topic." Harvey said: "As for the fact that Ash suddenly found a woman, I put forward three possibilities: Ash's hallucination, Ash's hallucination hypnotized by Igula, Ash's beauty because of
The hallucination caused by the mist poisoning, the hallucination caused by Ash's damaged soul."
Because after the soul is damaged, he has to sleep for eight hours, and he cannot have two hours of high-quality workman sleep. Out of habit of being miserable, Ash told others about his death in the virtual realm.
Liz raised her hand and seriously corrected: "Uncle Harvey, you clearly made four points!"
Ash had a dark look on his face: "Actually, it's just a little bit...and it's really not my imagination! At least it's not just that!"
Harvey thought for a while: "I have nothing to say about this matter. After all, you and I are of the same sex, and my aesthetics are more advanced. You will definitely not be convinced by my evaluation of you. Let it be Liz, you have to trust your daughter."
Bar?"
Ash looked at Liz, who calmly swallowed the cake in one bite and burped.
She wiped her hands with a tissue, then grabbed Ash's sleeve, her nose twitching, her eyes filled with tears, and her face was filled with sympathy and pity.
"I'm sorry, Dad. I shouldn't have pushed you so hard. We don't want a stepmother, okay? I will never mention my stepmother in front of you again. Don't abuse yourself like this. Liz's heart hurts..."
Ash immediately unbuckled his belt and said, "Harvey, can you do medical miracles? Can you cure a bad ass after being slapped?"
