Ash suddenly remembered something, stopped the car, and found a diary in his hand.
"What's this?"
"The Secret Poison Diary."
Ash briefly introduced the effect of this diary. When she heard that this diary can eliminate the symptoms of secret poison, Sonia's eyes suddenly lit up: "Is there any more? Give me one too!"
"Everyone will definitely have a copy in the future."
Because when redeeming the prizes from the "Dream Expedition" event, there happened to be a change in the white mist, and then he was chased and killed by a group of red hats. There was no time to stop and rest. In the next two days, Ash almost forgot about the Secret Poison Diary.
Prize, I have only now opened the diary for the first time.
As for what secret poison to record, Ash has already decided - the whirlpool secret poison!
They are no longer in the sea of knowledge, and the secret whirlpool poison is of no value to them, but the symptoms of the secret whirlpool poison are extremely disgusting. If the conceptual secret poison only makes Ash hate the world occasionally, then the secret whirlpool poison makes him hate the world.
He has always hated water.
In addition to taking baths, Ash usually drinks lemon tea or dark drinks like toilet cleaners, in order to avoid the 'water-hating symptom' of Uzumaki Poison.
And there is a very serious problem - saliva is also water!
Your own saliva is fine, but touching someone else's saliva will definitely trigger the secret whirlpool poison!
The vortex secret poison may not be the most dangerous, but it definitely has the greatest impact on the quality of life!
After recording the secret poison of the whirlpool in the diary, Ya Xiu said: "The promotion conditions for the magic spirit in the secret poison diary are very strange. Only the copy of the diary that has been read more than 500 times can be automatically promoted... But a normal person can pick up the copy and read it.
You probably won’t watch it a second time after The Secret Poison, right? Maybe you’ll just throw it away.”
Sonia nodded: "So you have to write something else to seduce others, keep a copy, and check it often."
"Then what should I write?"
Di Ya immediately replied: "Fairy tale!"
Sonia thought for a while: "Interesting novel?"
"That is to say, do you all recommend using literary works as bait?" Ashi said: "I happen to know a literary theme that everyone, regardless of gender, old or young, will definitely like to read, and even different races cannot resist the temptation of this kind of work.
"
Both the witch and the swordswoman were aroused: "What subject matter is so powerful?"
"Serious literature."
"What is romance literature?" Diya asked curiously.
But soon, her face turned red. It must be that the White Queen and the others had just given some sex education to the secret princess sister. She covered her face and said: "Viewer, do you want to think that you and Sword Princess are the two of us?"
The male and female protagonists write an article——"
"No, no, no." Ash shook his head and waved his hand, doubly denying the proposal: "Witch, you don't understand. When writing this kind of fantasy literature, the most important thing is not to be too familiar, so that you can outline the feeling of yearning. Just like in love literature.
Authors often have never been in love. When I write romantic literature, I can never write about people who are too familiar with me, otherwise the attraction will be reduced - and this is too disrespectful to the Sword Princess, I am not such a person!"
Asher spoke righteously, saying that he had no such intention and did not give Sword Girl a chance to get angry. After all, she could only think about this kind of thing in her mind. If she really wrote it down, she would probably not be beaten on the spot by Sword Girl.
die.
But apart from that, Ash actually has many local themes that he can write about, such as "The Treatment Room in the Prison", "The Days Living with a Veela", "Getting Picked Up by the Female Boss", and "The Female Boss's Elf Mother"
So much...
Just when Ya Xiu was flooded with thoughts, he suddenly heard Sonia suddenly say:
"I don't mind whether you write about me or not, but I remember that you lost your memory and were reborn?"
"Oh, yes."
"Have you had any experience of intimate contact with other women after losing your memory?" Sonia stared at Ash with sharp eyes.
"……No."
Sonia withdrew her gaze: "You don't even have experience, how can you write that lingering feeling?"
Although he felt as if he was being slighted, what Sword Princess said was so correct that Ash couldn't refute it.
However, as a social animal, what Ash is best at is dealing with challenges, exhausting himself and dragging his colleagues to death!
"Then I will find ways to make up for this knowledge gap in reality..."
Sonia stretched out her hand and pressed Ash's shoulder, summoning a hazy and transparent one-wing magic spirit that seemed to disappear after being used once.
"Viewer, this is the miraculous magic spell "Heart Pen" that I bought for you." Sonia's voice suddenly became extremely gentle, "The main magic spell is your heart sword and sword marks. You know its actual combat
How effective is it?"
"Yes, how powerful is it?"
"Ink marks will be left wherever the heart strokes," Sonia gently traced the back of Ash's neck with her fingers. Although it was blocked by the hood, Ash still felt goosebumps on the back of his neck: "Ink
The ink marks cannot disappear, and everything that passes through the ink marks will be cut apart. If the poison magic spirit is used, the wounds cut by the ink marks will even expand and become contaminated, causing the victim to die horribly."
"This is the miraculous spell I bought for you for 15 gold coins. Do you like it?"
Ash nodded like crazy: "Yeah, I like it very much, I'm very satisfied. I think I mistook my creative impulse for my creative talent. I probably don't have any talent in erotic literature. Why don't you, Sword Princess, decide what I write on it.
"
Although I don’t know what Sword Girl is angry about, she is definitely angry because she is so gentle. Moreover, she also spent money to buy a miracle spell. This is the first time that Ash has been extorted money from an operator.
This feeling of being taken care of is really good. Since Sword Lady has rewarded him, Asher must show his gratitude at all costs so that Sword Lady can experience the happiness of earning money.
But Sonia herself didn't come up with any good ideas. At this time, Diya suddenly said: "Sister Bai said, in fact, as a viewer, you just need to write a diary in the diary."
"If another magician picks up a copy, just being able to learn about another magician's deeds from the copy will be enough for him to keep reading and reading. Moreover, the reader is still writing a diary - the villains in fairy tales are all
I like to peek into other people’s diaries.”
Ash and Sonia thought about it and felt that this was indeed a good idea. On the contrary, they thought about it too complicated - being able to peek into the life of another magician was very attractive in itself.
But Ya Xiu ran into trouble before he even started writing: "But there are many things in reality that I can't reveal for the time being, and in the virtual world, there's nothing to write about other than the Sword Girl asking me to act coquettishly. Others will definitely find it boring when they see it."
"
"I told you I didn't act coquettishly!" Sonia bit her lip and defended, and then said: "Although you have nothing to write now, you can write about what happened before."
Yes!
The words woke up the man in his dream. Looking back now, Ash felt that his experience in Broken Lake Prison was very cool. He had wanted to show off to someone for a long time, but Sword Queen heard him show off. In reality, he wanted to show off to Li.
Whenever Silk showed off, Harvey and Igulla would trouble her, and she never had the chance to sort out the thrilling escape journey.
The Secret Poison Diary just gave him a reason to revisit his memories.
Because he had to explore the virtual realm with Sword Lady and the others later, Ash just hurriedly wrote three lines and closed the diary.
"In 1668, my city was rated as the most secure area in the country."
"I made an indelible contribution to this."
"Because I was caught."
...
...
The first level of virtual realm, the sea of knowledge.
"Spell power increases so slowly..."
Freya lay on the boat, staring at the white mist in boredom.
Because of the help of the boat, Veela's virtual realm exploration speed has been two or three times faster than that of ordinary magicians. However, after so many days, Veela has only condensed one silver feather, and it is still far away from the full silver feather.
.
It would be great if I could encounter the legendary whirlpool, Freya thought to herself. In the heart of a silver magician, there is no more enviable adventure than a whirlpool. In an instant, months or even years of hard work can be saved, and money can be saved.
I can have a baby with Ash in the time I have left.
Why did she suddenly think of that stinky man? Freya thought to herself. Speaking of which, she seemed to have talked about whirlpools with Ash during dinner once. Ash said that he knew how to find whirlpools, but this secret was poisonous, and Veela was not like that at that time.
Magician, if the Veela becomes an ordinary person for the rest of her life, then this secret will become a simple poison, so he did not tell it.
As a result, just a few days after Ash left, she summoned the "Echo" magic spirit and became a magician.
Just a few days away...
If she had become a magician earlier...
perhaps……
Freya slapped her face to drive the bad man out of her mind. When she was about to continue exploring, she suddenly heard a 'plop' sound coming from behind, as if something fell into the water.
"Um?"
The Veela turned her head and saw a diary floating on the sea.